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What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Infolenka: 8:16pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
What are some things you see in Nollywood movies that are impossible in real life? |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Nobody: 8:20pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Ghost wearing white 4 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by PUSSYHOE(m): 8:22pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
portraying women as chaste , unique and special whereas they are the most flawed animal on earth. 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by donbachi(m): 8:23pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Testing poisoned food prepared for another person by the evil person. 3 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Infolenka: 8:25pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Young girl working 9-5 as a secretary yet living in 2.5 million per year duplex on the island 11 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Infolenka: 8:26pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Husband and wife staying all day at home doing nothing, yet money keeps coming from only God knows where. 12 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Cheatnotagain: 8:29pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
People sitting in an office going through papers and documents without saying what in particular they are working on�� 7 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Nobody: 8:32pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Everything they show in nollywood movies are my moniker in real life. I will watch porn instead. 3 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by JAOS(m): 8:33pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
ghosts making and receiving call 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by ouzo1(m): 8:39pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
person go die with afro hairstyle but him ghost go come back with skin cut. Flashback to 1980s but u go dey see Apc campaign posters of 2015. 13 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Siberia01(m): 8:44pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
ouzo1:hahahahaha |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Jodha(f): 8:48pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
A girl singing in the bush...and a handsome prince will hear her sing...then follow the voice to the bush ...fall in love and happily ever after... Adon sing for bush tire nothing come out... 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by illicit(m): 8:54pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Person will build mansion and employ slowpoke as security.... 2 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by paulolee(m): 9:03pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
1..village princess marrying the poorest man n vice versa. 2..those dry gatemen dt aint funny at all.. 3..evil doers always confessing n dieing unlike in real life.. 4..a man dieing with afro n coming as a ghost on dreeds.. 5..thier one pattern funny looking accident dt neva look real.. 6..shoot person gun for hand n dm bandage head n leg for hospital if he survives.. 7..a family complaining they are poor n broke bt still staying in a furnished self contain with lekki surrounding and a broke man looking fresher than you dts even watching 7..the worst is d prediction of the movie after seeing the poster or just seeing the first few mins of the film and the prediction of roles if u see the characters involved....actors like kanayo, osita, chinedu, patience ozokwo, chiwetalu agu, mr ibu etc...u can guess dier roles in movies after seeing them on posters.. 9 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Angelacruz: 9:05pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Jodha:hahhaa ....kontinue |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Nobody: 9:13pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Ghost checking his wrist watch after disappearing countless times Rich boy almost always marrying a poor good girl Dead people shifting their bodies when they put Another dead person very close to them Accidents that only occur with sounds and camera shaking inside the vehicle Father almost always dying everytime at the beginning or the middle of the movies Ghost looking left and right when trying to cross the road In short I don taya 5 Likes |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by OscarJaden(m): 9:17pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Jodha:lmao let me be that handsome prince you've been singing too Jodha |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Jodha(f): 9:19pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
OscarJaden:
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Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by popweezy(m): 9:21pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
I know you are here to read funny comments... Oya dash ur boy some likes����� 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by OscarJaden(m): 9:24pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
[quote author=Jodha post=96975430][/quote] you're so funny |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by olasaad(f): 9:29pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
OscarJaden: You don't even know whether she have been singing in Sambisa forest 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by johnhood(m): 9:32pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Infolenka:I also noticed this. Ironically they even leave alone implying that they bought the house. |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by johnhood(m): 9:33pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
JAOS:Which movie did this one happen? |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Kobicove(m): 9:34pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Infolenka: A CEO falling in love with a vulcanizer |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by OscarJaden(m): 9:54pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
olasaad:lol they say love conquerd all so am ready to risk it for Jodha even if she's singing In sambisa |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Kiddogarcia(m): 10:08pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Everything,no one will tell you, start,cut,action in real life |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Jodha(f): 10:08pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
OscarJaden: This love strong ghaan...
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Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by tnerro1(m): 10:10pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
Once saw a film where a man was dashing someone a cheque of #25m and na 14 inches tv Dey him sitting room 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by SILENTandSMART2: 10:11pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
They usually show it in a movie dat person like OP get sense and dat is not true |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Mathands1(m): 10:14pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
A princess fighting over a hunter 1 Like |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Queenserah26(f): 10:34pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
As in ehn Infolenka: |
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Queenserah26(f): 10:36pm On Dec 11, 2020 |
ouzo1: |
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