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Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by doctore212(m): 10:47pm On Dec 11, 2020
Visiting an olosho and refusing to pay.

Tried it once in my area. I slept in the hospital for two days.
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Iamtoyosii: 12:32am On Dec 12, 2020
Jodha:
A girl singing in the bush...and a handsome prince will hear her sing...then follow the voice to the bush ...fall in love and happily ever after...

Adon sing for bush tire nothing come out...




There's a bush at the back of my house though, lol
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Nobody: 1:24am On Dec 12, 2020
[quote author=Nonexistent post=96974031]Everything they show in nollywood movies are my moniker in real life. I will watch porn instead/quote]


Even some of the things those porn actors/actress display ain't real cheesy big dick like the silencer of a trailer those shit ain't real cheesy
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Nobody: 1:29am On Dec 12, 2020
Money ritual most especially in youruba movies
Those shit ain't real they just brainwash and instill fear inside of us cool
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Liposure: 1:58am On Dec 12, 2020
Olosho kissing her client in the act of lovemaking. Witches appearing live on flat screen tv (yorubafilm). Somebody suddenly dies but we don't know what happened
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by iheanacho98013: 5:37am On Dec 12, 2020
:Young girl working 9-5 as a secretary yet living in 2.5 million per year duplex on the islandI also noticed this. Ironically they even leave alone implying that they bought the house.
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Jodha(f): 7:17am On Dec 12, 2020
Iamtoyosii:





There's a bush at the back of my house though, lol

Are yhu a handsome prince? I guess not...
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Iamtoyosii: 10:19am On Dec 13, 2020
Jodha:


Are yhu a handsome prince? I guess not...



Lol, I guess your guess isn't completely correct, am not a prince but, am handsome
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Jodha(f): 10:48am On Dec 13, 2020
Iamtoyosii:




Lol, I guess your guess isn't completely correct, am not a prince but, am handsome

Proof??
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Iamtoyosii: 11:04am On Dec 13, 2020
Jodha:


Proof??


You really want proof!!
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Jodha(f): 12:07pm On Dec 13, 2020
Iamtoyosii:



You really want proof!!

Sure nah
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by LouiZZZ(m): 12:41pm On Dec 13, 2020
Hmm na wah o...Lovers(not married) in real life in the movie died later continue relationship for heaven.
but come to think of it, do you know that particular scenario contradicts the Bible!
fornication is never righteousness...watin carry them go heaven the home of all righteous! with still same flaws! i Wondered�
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by psyco: 1:11pm On Dec 13, 2020
One yeye yoruba film like that. They shot one lady inside swimming pool. The girl was still standing in the pool! and there was no drop of blood in that water. Yeye movies gbogbo.
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Iamtoyosii: 1:18pm On Dec 13, 2020
Jodha:


Sure nah


Okay then, but here is based on anonymity, I'll send you a proof through email, is that okay?
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Jodha(f): 2:03pm On Dec 13, 2020
Iamtoyosii:



Okay then, but here is based on anonymity, I'll send you a proof through email, is that okay?

Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by Iamtoyosii: 2:04pm On Dec 13, 2020
[quote author=Jodha post=97025103][/quote]


Lolzz, I like to keep my face off the internet ,you know wink
Re: What Are The Things You See In Nollywood Movies That Are Impossible In Real Life by elpochas: 4:09pm On Dec 13, 2020
Ghost wearing blink blink chain and rubbing powder on the face.

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