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List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by Olamsoh: 11:12am On Jul 25, 2019
List of things that are impossible to do as a Nigerian;

• Frying plantain without tasting a single one
• Cooking noodles without chewing some raw
• Minding your business
• Going a whole week without eating rice
• Using your monthly data for one month

Y'all go a week without eating rice Kindly submit your Nigerian passports please

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Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by Thebwoy: 11:15am On Jul 25, 2019
as a guy, coming up to your dad and telling him "Dad I love you" grin
Popsman will start thinking my son dn turn gay.

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Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by Deestro(f): 11:16am On Jul 25, 2019
So how is this romantic

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Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by ImaIma1(f): 11:49am On Jul 25, 2019
I have never done number 2

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Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by Salmoneus(m): 12:26pm On Jul 25, 2019
ImaIma1:
I have never done number 2
Are you sure you're Nigerian? grin

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Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by Olamsoh: 12:38pm On Jul 25, 2019
grin grin
Salmoneus:

Are you sure you're Nigerian? grin

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Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by ImaIma1(f): 12:43pm On Jul 25, 2019
Salmoneus:

Are you sure you're Nigerian? grin


Yes now.

In the first place, noodles is like the last last resort if there is absolutely nothing else. Maybe like twice a year...lol. Now eating it raw is just pushing it.

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Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by oksmart1992(m): 12:55pm On Jul 25, 2019
This babe you're fine sha kiss
ImaIma1:


Yes now.

In the first place, noodles is like the last last resort if there is absolutely nothing else. Maybe like twice a year...lol. Now eating it raw is just pushing it.
Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by catwalq(f): 1:14pm On Jul 25, 2019
Guilty of 4 and 5

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Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by Salmoneus(m): 6:51pm On Jul 25, 2019
ImaIma1:


Yes now.

In the first place, noodles is like the last last resort if there is absolutely nothing else. Maybe like twice a year...lol. Now eating it raw is just pushing it.
Must be a bachelor thing then, I can assure you that ALL Nigerian bachelors do this lol...

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Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by Nobody: 7:37pm On Jul 25, 2019
I do all except minding my business and staying a whole week without eating rice.
Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by Nobody: 9:50pm On Jul 25, 2019
I mind my business.
Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by clive2u(m): 10:36pm On Jul 25, 2019
I do cook noodles without eating raw though I'll eat almost half in the pot
Re: List Of Things That Are Impossible To Do As A Nigerian; by Olamsoh: 8:51am On Aug 01, 2019
Pattypatt:
I do all except minding my business and staying a whole week without eating rice.
shocked

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