The feminine gender has of recent placed itself -- rather advertently -- at the centerpiece of social discussions and matters arising bordering mostly on the issue of disloyalty. Prompted to undertake an expedition of my own, my findings revealed among others that females in their many monickers lack synergy and cohesion even in their own ranks; they simply can't agree on a thing.

On one extreme are those who believe they exist only as objects of sexual gratification and for child bearing purposes. These types are the commonest -- all they have to offer is their body.

At the other extremity are those 'staunch' feminists who feed their dogmatic followers with the you-don't-need-a-man-to-be-complete bollocks, only to find them sometimes later posing proudly with their baby bumps as though they conceived just by self servicing or by simply wishing it or even maybe by asexual reproduction. I guess we have to ask them. This group is growing nominally and prominently especially on social media where they go by the pseudonym "social media influencers". Believing them is at one's own peril.

Just like a number line, there are those who aren't adhering rigidly to any of these extremes but hold varying ideologies that ultimately tilt towards either ends.

In my experience as a male who has lived out at least a third of his days based on biblical life expectancy totally free of any amorous relationships and also concerned about bringing an extra life to this already overpopulated and climate change-ravaged planet, I often quiz myself on what returns accrues to me from this lifelong investment. In simpler terms, with my unique human condition, what benefits should I expect from getting myself entangled in a mating arrangement? Repeating in the most simplest terms, what value addition am I guaranteed to get in a female besides child bearing?

Before you tell me to get down from my high horse of male chauvinism, let me quickly intimate you on a few of these experiences: Early this year while in school, I personally conducted a survey on the reason for female obsession with handbags taking my department as population and my female coursemates as sample. Some said they carry it because their dresses mostly do not have pocket as men's. Others said they do because of the volume of things they needed to carry. Still others said they carry it just for fashion. Further probing revealed that they sometimes even carry less needed items to give it weight. From the experiment, I deduced three things. First, the bag as an end in itself -- an accessory to look more attractive. Second, the bag as a means to an end -- a one-stop go-to companion for all their enhancement needs whenever they arise. Third, that females are even willing to burden themselves with dead weight just to look attractive. But to whom? themselves? each other? And why? Yes, why do they need to look attractive?

Back to the subject of loyalty, l now understand the reason behind the efficacy of females as spies. They are naturally deceptive. Females are born with an extra strand in their DNA. Males need gadgets, females are already pre-configured. My sister inclusive. What should one expect, they learnt from the best. Remember Garden of Eden? You will expend less time and energy to make a lion fly than you would in making a female loyal. They just aren't built like that.

Yesterday, an acquaintance of mine who is into the business of transportation drew my attention to a middle-aged woman and said "see that woman, the guy she screws owns the store adjacent to her husband's" To test the veracity of his claim I had to ask him how he knew and he simply said "doing this business, you get to know things" and I saw no need to disbelieve him. I immediately engaged my neocortex to reason out how witty this woman must think she is to 'skillfully' keep her husband from finding out about her adulterous escapades. After moments of intense thoughtfulness, I could only find solace in the assertion that "relationships marriages are overrated" especially marriages.

Let me take a pause on this note: Personally, intelligent females are a turn-on for me regardless of their physical endowments. These days, they are an endangered species. And when I say intelligent, I don't mean book smart. I mean reality smart -- street smart. I don't mean those whose existence revolves around being in the four walls of a school and are upto no good in practical problem solving. By intelligent, I mean those who can reason on the same frequency with me and are able to keep up with fast-paced, dynamic and insightful discussions that gratify all participants.

Forgive me for my lack of political correctness. Its one of the reason males find themselves in this feminisim mess to begin with.

To be continued..... Make I pass the mic for now jare.

NB: These are my thoughts and unapologetically so.

I didn't read because I know it's all trash

oluwafemifharmo:
The feminine gender has of recent placed itself -- rather advertently -- at the centerpiece of social discussions and matters arising bordering mostly on the issue of disloyalty. Prompted to undertake an expedition of my own, my findings revealed among others that females in their many monickers lack synergy and cohesion even in their own ranks; they simply can't agree on a thing.

On one extreme are those who believe they exist only as objects of sexual gratification and for child bearing purposes. These types are the commonest -- all they have to offer is their body.

At the other extremity are those 'staunch' feminists who feed their dogmatic followers with the you-don't-need-a-man-to-be-complete bollocks, only to find them sometimes later posing proudly with their baby bumps as though they conceived just by self servicing or by simply wishing it or even maybe by asexual reproduction. I guess we have to ask them. This group is growing nominally and prominently especially on social media where they go by the pseudonym "social media influencers". Believing them is at one's own peril.

Just like a number line, there are those who aren't adhering rigidly to any of these extremes but hold varying ideologies that ultimately tilt towards either ends.

In my experience as a male who has lived out at least a third of his days based on biblical life expectancy totally free of any amorous relationships and also concerned about bringing an extra life to this already overpopulated and climate change-ravaged planet, I often quiz myself on what returns accrues to me from this lifelong investment. In simpler terms, with my unique human condition, what benefits should I expect from getting myself entangled in a mating arrangement? Repeating in the most simplest terms, what value addition am I guaranteed to get in a female besides child bearing?

Before you tell me to get down from my high horse of male chauvinism, let me quickly intimate you on a few of these experiences: Early this year while in school, I personally conducted a survey on the reason for female obsession with handbags taking my department as population and my female coursemates as sample. Some said they carry it because their dresses mostly do not have pocket as men's. Others said they do because of the volume of things they needed to carry. Still others said they carry it just for fashion. Further probing revealed that they sometimes even carry less needed items to give it weight. From the experiment, I deduced three things. First, the bag as an end in itself -- an accessory to look more attractive. Second, the bag as a means to an end -- a one-stop go-to companion for all their enhancement needs whenever they arise. Third, that females are even willing to burden themselves with dead weight just to look attractive. But to whom? themselves? each other? And why? Yes, why do they need to look attractive?

Back to the subject of loyalty, l now understand the reason behind the efficacy of females as spies. They are naturally deceptive. Females are born with an extra strand in their DNA. Males need gadgets, females are already pre-configured. My sister inclusive. What should one expect, they learnt from the best. Remember Garden of Eden? You will expend less time and energy to make a lion fly than you would in making a female loyal. They just aren't built like that.

Yesterday, an acquaintance of mine who is into the business of transportation drew my attention to a middle-aged woman and said "see that woman, the guy she screws owns the store adjacent to her husband's" To test the veracity of his claim I had to ask him how he knew and he simply said "doing this business, you get to know things" and I saw no need to disbelieve him. I immediately engaged my neocortex to reason out how witty this woman must think she is to 'skillfully' keep her husband from finding out about her adulterous escapades. After moments of intense thoughtfulness, I could only find solace in the assertion that "relationships marriages are overrated" especially marriages.

Let me take a pause on this note: Personally, intelligent females are a turn-on for me regardless of their physical endowments. These days, they are an endangered species. And when I say intelligent, I don't mean book smart. I mean reality smart -- street smart. I don't mean those whose existence revolves around being in the four walls of a school and are upto no good in practical problem solving. By intelligent, I mean those who can reason on the same frequency with me and are able to keep up with fast-paced, dynamic and insightful discussions that gratify all participants.

Forgive me for my lack of political correctness. Its one of the reason males find themselves in this feminisim mess to begin with.

To be continued..... Make I pass the mic for now jare.

NB: These are my thoughts and unapologetically so.

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ANOTHER BABY IN MAN BODY

Which one is women are already pro-configured?

If it is women you are trying to study
Sorry to tell you
It's an endless path
You will NEVER graduate

Zzor:
I didn't read because I know it's all trash

You didn't read because you're not intelligent enough to understand nada

Omo i get headache.. this english is heavy like paw paw trending big head

khingTony:

You didn't read because you're not intelligent enough to understand nada

khingTony:

You didn't read because you're not intelligent enough to understand nada

Gbayi!!!

Zzor:
I didn't read because I know it's all trash

You fit into my disloyalty model like a round peg in a round hole -- perfectly.

Summary pls

Walai you sabi grammar...... Kilode?

Bbass1990:
Walai you sabi grammar...... Kilode?

Baba ebi mi na ko. People complain same about my spoken english too.

Op said that what he wrote is his opinion,I don't know why body dey pepper some of you people.
Personally,I don't flinch when people make derogatory remarks about my gender,religion,race or nationality. Why? because it's none of my business.
There is this statement I heard on this forum but I can't remember that nairalander that said it,but it goes like this
"Everything we hear is an opinion,not a fact, everything we see is perspective,not the truth"
I love the above quote very much

fati2001:


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ANOTHER BABY IN MAN BODY

Fati! Fati!! Judging from your dp and username, I'd say you were born in 2001. Not that I'm despising your youth o, but I'll suggest you leave matters like this to the grown-ups and focus on your studies. Hmm.

oluwafemifharmo:

Fati! Fati!! Judging from your dp and username, I'd say you were born in 2001. Not that I'm despising your youth o, but I'll suggest you leave matters like this to the grown-ups and focus on your studies. Hmm.

another baby in man form supporting his fellow..



cry cry babies everywhere.

females and loyalty, two words that can never meet

This Thread better Hit frontpage
Bro Your Analysis and Verdict is Absolutely correct! Most Nigerian Women are completely dull And unintelligent! Asin you Can't Engage them In Reasonable Discussions at all

The only thing in their Brains are Instagram,big brother,Kim Kardashian and Zee world

Zzor:
I didn't read because I know it's all trash

You didn't read because you Know You are not Intellectually Capable Enough to Read And comprehend Articles like This