SarutobiEky:


Hehe...

I hear ya, miss shyKiller Dreamy eyes....


How's your weekend panning out by the way??

Mhizkel:

Dreamy eyes awwwwnnn
The weekend was great, but short.

Mhizkel:

Dreamy eyes awwwwnnn
The weekend was great, but short.

SarutobiEky:


Great....that's lovely,,
Short? How so? Btw..you seem like the awfully busy kind of person. I reckon you seldom spend much time here huh?

Mhizkel:

During the weekend, I got so busy that I couldn't get enough rest.
Yes! I don't really spend much time here.

SarutobiEky:


Awwn. Sorry about the stress. It's the hassle that we gotta go through everyday, especially in this part of the nation.

As for the second part of your sentence; I figured as much. Noticed you do not quote as much as other folks do.

Btw, I trust your day is unfolding quite as you envisaged it would?

Mhizkel:

Thanks hun!

[/b]I had hoped for a stress-free day, but it's the other way round. [b] What to do anyway? It's a phase I couldn't bypass.
I hope you're having a good day?

SarutobiEky:


@the bolded, don't we all? More grease to your elbows, ma'am. It's not easy, not at all.
You're going to be okay, I guess a very good massage would take care of that.

A good day you say? Lol..I can hardly remember what that feels like, but we're kicking still, so I guess it's still a good day? Haha.

Mhizkel:

Massage? Not in my list tho
Trying to make a living is not an easy thing to do. Achieving a great result makes it worthwhile.
I pray the best for myself and you inclusive.

Jadekitana:


There's nothing more! She had a boyfriend for 4years, he cheated on her and this my friend became a shoulder to cry on. He has been there for her for 2years now yet she refused to date him, but keeps playing mind games! I doubt if she's a virgin sef

Jadekitana:
A friend was chatting me up last night that he has been dating this lady for 2years now yet nothing has happened she keeps saying he should wait. The worst thing she invited him to Abuja last weekend for a wedding, after which he checked into a hotel with her. She slept with her pant and bra yet didn't allow my friend to touch her when he tried to, she threatened to leave the room for him! That's how he came to lagos empty. She would be 26 this year and has refused to have sex.

By the way i'v been tripping for this my friend for a year now,he threw me to the friend zone and keeps running to Abuja to meet madam Virgin who is busy hoarding her c.unt like it's made of gold. Some guys would just blatantly ignore the green light and be chasing what's not chasing them and yes i'm a Hater

SarutobiEky:


Never is, especially in a shit hole like ours, always placing hurdles in front of you to discourage thy hustle

Amen. Thank you for your prayers. Didn't have the slightest inkling that you might be a spiritual person. That's nice.

A massage is not on your list? Lol. Try convincing me that you haven't had any since the beginning of this year.

Mhizkel:

Still be thankful the shit hole provided you a landing space as at when you was birthed.
What if you had landed in Sudan or Togo?

I have experienced the miraculous work of prayers. This made me believe in it.

And what if I tell you I have never had a massage??

SarutobiEky:



Lol! Your first paragraph cracked me up, really. Sudan? Togo? I'd rather be stuck in limbo or trapped in space. In Sudan, I'd probably be in a soldiers regalia now, spraying bullets,, while yelling, "Allah Akbar" But then Togo ain't too bad sha o. At least there's relative peace on there now.


Hm. I really don't know how I should react to the prayer part, there were times in the past I'd make a request, with a really pure heart, and never got answers then. So I just sorta stopped trying. But I do believe in miracles sha. But to be sincere, I'm just lukewarm about it.

You never had a massage? Really!... Like since when? To say I'm surprised would be an understatement really.

I believe your day unfolded well?

Mhizkel:

Don't tell me you scared of bullets

For the fact that you didn't get a positive result doesn't mean you should stop praying. Don't relent! Make your FAITH bigger. And watch out for mangnanimous breakthrough.

Never had a massage since I landed on Earth

Good morning sire. Hope you slept well?

SarutobiEky:



Good morning, miss appear and disappear, Ekky extends his greetings. I hope you had a lovely night rest?. Trust work is going well.

Prayer is rather tiring especially when results don't come quick if I have to be honest. But I guess you're absolutely correct. I'll Keep that in mind.


Chuckles. She never had a massage since her spacecraft landed earth? Shall I tell her she's missing out a great deal? i could give you one if you want, so you see what you've been missing out on...massage is bae, I tell ya...as I type this, I'm craving for one.

Come on nau...why would I be scared of bullets when I've got odenshi Give me weapons and see me head to the warfront, defeating the Boko boys....one man army shit

Mhizkel:

I don't want a massage anymore. You mocking me aleeady

You should consider joining the Army. Your skills ought not be put to waste.

SarutobiEky:
lol....I'm not mocking you,, why would i? i just find it quite otherworldly that you haven't treated yourself to a very good massage. And remember I offered my assistance with that.

You want me to enlist in the army? Wow...now who's getting mocked, also tell me, would you want me to return in a coffin with my whole body intact or would you rather I return in a coffin in pieces. You ma'am, don't like me at all.

Mhizkel:

Thanks for the offer, but I will pass.

So you're scared of bullets afterall. Thought you a tenacious person...Lol

Happy Sunday to you!

SarutobiEky:


Yeah. Ofcourse I'm scared of bullets...tenacity has got nothing to do with it jare. I am open to dying, but not to a violent death, with my body riddled with different shades of bullets. No, hell NO. besides...I wanna enjoy the good things of life for a while, probably have kids.

I hope you do have a productive day and a awesome week ahead.

Top of the morning to you.

Mhizkel:

Lol @violent death.
Good morning sire.
Hope you're doing good?

SarutobiEky:


Guten morgen, Senorita of the appearing and disappearing act i thought you had finally left for Canada or something. I'm doing great ma'am. Bless Jah.
I suppose you're engrossed in work ATM...do have yourself a fulfilling day.

Mhizkel:

I just couldn't stop myself from disappearing.Lol
Fear not! I'm still with you
Have a fulfilling day too.

SarutobiEky:


Ehn...oshey, baddest now you never told us you had the ability to be everywhere at the same time. still with me huh? That's assuring....this assurance eclipses Chioma's own. Lucky me.

I hope the day has been kind so far?

Mhizkel:

Assurance which doesn't include a Porsche, is that an assurance?

What more can I say about the day? It was fair enough.

SarutobiEky:



Come on naw,, you could own over a thousand Porsche and still not feel assured, you know? There's always a possibility that one would still feel that emptiness, that void, that no prized possession can feel. Personally, I believe having lotsa money is good, but it will never replace the kinda feel one gets from being adored by another human being. And I know you know this for sure.


It's always the little things that matter, Las Las money cam only try, but it would never buy true happiness, mademoiselle.

Good morning, hopefully you slept well?

Mhizkel:

You're right about that. I was only making a joke out of the Chioma/Davido thingy.

Good afternoon.
Compliments of the season to you.

SarutobiEky:


Hey there. Me thought the Yuletide had taken you away. I got your joke jawe,,pay me no mind.

Compliments of the season.

How are we going to be celebrating?