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BigJoe19:
Lol, so what is the lesson here?
Is it that we should chase women we see randomly on the streets and collect their numbers and after start professing love to them and if they don't reciprocate the feeling we should steal their heart by buying them tasty fried chicken?

Debra911:
Awwn, so touching. I think You're lucky&she's lucky too. Some of us that has once loved truly,find it really hard to love again cos we feel true love doesn't exist, today's love is beneficial. Irrespective of my past relartionship, ill still open my heart to love Again,Love is a beautiful thing. But now with more caution , mistake should make us wise and not foolish.

osazsky:
d truth sounds bitter to the ears ..u cant get a girl without sacrifice...any woman that marries u cuz of money will either leave u when d money stops coming...or if the money doesn't stop coming her ex will be fiucking her behind ur back..go and look for true love and stop deceiving ur self...if it's about money at 40 don jazzy is not married that is d true definition of simp. Ur mum married ur dad in 1982 while he had only one mat I feel that should motivate u on search of true love

Daniiel:
mad oi being a SIMP pays in the long run.

worldclass68:
I'm no a lazy guy....but i can't go to that extent chasing a lady, once I even managed to collect ur contact and i notice u giving me attitude...gbam! That's over, I'll charge my energy towards something else ( note: not that I don't love the lady....but I no get strength)

onyechez:
Any day the milk flow from the cow stop at the moment that day you won't get a customer.
That's typical of most Nigerian women when toasting them.
The reason she considered him, there was a change entirely.
My bro gift a girl 10k online he has never met before, with 2 weeks of chatting, saying she need some little help, my bro stop for a moment to see how she will act if he says he don't have money, could you believe this lady stop talking to my bro.

SEGLIZ:
if, finding peace and happiness makes one a simp then being a simp forever would be my surest option.
some individuals would just wake to plant a seed of sadness and evil for themselves, go on watering it to become a monster that would hunt them till infinite.
same way a friend told me a friend told him chose not to trust his wife as a due to infidelity. as a result he chose not to ever trust his wife.
immediately I disliked him, this idiotic fellow is leaving of this same woman you chose not to trust. though I disabused his to stop such evil.
funny enough the wife in question is still having single guys and men suitors that will to settle down with her even after two kids, people that are stable enough to own her responsibility and that of her kids.
soon as they discovered my idiotic friend is still roaming the streets they pressurise to leave him for but this very elegant woman (upon say my wife ine , I still dey trip for her), would she okay with my idiot friend.
the roams section on nairaland as turn a beer parlour that reasonable and descent fellow should stay off.

HolyTitus:
He meant chocolate ma'am - glad you kuku like dark guys before; which makes him your kinda guy. The next line of discussion between you guys should be off this forum please. HML in advance

Judybash93:
Don't worry na

dederocs:
I smell...Simp

Lovethaa:
Love is a beautiful thing, I still remember the first time I fell in love, I was 28 years old. I have been dating but have not really experienced Love ..

It was a Tuesday and I saw that babe walking by with her friend. My eyes were locked onto her and my senses flown away.

I was admiring God's beauty in a human. Like a man under a spell I immediately left what I was doing and started pursuing this babe like a lion after a prey..

I don't know where the courage came from but I walked up to them and started vibing with both friends without letting them know who I was into.

She got near her house and told me to go back, so I collected the numbers of both of them. Deleted the friends own immediately and saved my crush. Her name was Bukola.

Then my mumu started .. First I bought mtn card 400 to load so I can call her .. at first she gave me tough time , I'll call in the morning she won't pick , call on the afternoon same thing. Then in the night she would pick and then tell me "sorry I did not see your calls "..

Infact when I knew I was in love was the day she flashed me by mistake, I was hungry as hell that day, and me and my friend was already drawing map on how we are going to spend the last 200naira with me.. i'mmediately I saw that call. Hunger flew away . And because I don't have credit to call her back I quickly used the last 200 to buy card so I can talk to her ...
Only for her to pick and tell me "Pls I'm very sorry you're not who I wanted to call "..
I was disappointed but still want to talk to her then she told me "I'm busy right now , maybe later "...

Omo I received insult from my friend tire that day.. infact that momth was hell .. my friend was so angry with me that he called me woman wrapper..

But still yet I love her the same .
One day I texted her that it's mu birthday and that even if she won't call she should at least text me happy birthday..

After about 2 hours she called me for the first time , wished me happy birthday and ask if I'm celebrating it . I told her m not celebrating but I would be happy if she would follow me to a fancy restaurant..

She agreed..

And it started from there. From tastee fried chicken I took her to ShopRite and we did small shopping..

After that day she started picking my calls and I never stopped showing her how much I love her .. I make sure I always send her Good morning and good night text .. I also make sure every time I buy airtime I buy her own too..

But with everything she told me she's not interested in a relationship..

One day I stopped.. no more calls no more text .. o forced myself to stop talking to her .
After about a week I woke up to a text from her that says "I miss seeing your text messages and missed calls "...

I was happy so I called her back and like a miracle she came to my house that day and we kissed .. the whole skyrocketed from there .. after a while she allowed me into her paradise and I realized she's tear rubber .. long story short we are married now with 2 beautiful kids ...

MODIFIED

Marriage with her was heavenly.. I remember I was working at GTBank when we got married, while she works with a private firm...there was no kids involved yet
.
We were so close that you would mistake us for siblings,,we do have our fight sometimes but anytime it happens. She knows my mumu button And I know hers too.

We eat and bath together... There was this time I traveled for a week.. Before I came back she fell sick cos she's not used to staying without me .
Life is so easy with her .My car is her car .most times I go to work with Uber while she drives ..
When I'm broke we eat what we have no pressure...
..

Pls dear youth Love still exists

Lovethaa:
Love is a beautiful thing, I still remember the first time I fell in love, I was 28 years old. I have been dating but have not really experienced Love ..

It was a Tuesday and I saw that babe walking by with her friend. My eyes were locked onto her and my senses flown away.

I was admiring God's beauty in a human. Like a man under a spell I immediately left what I was doing and started pursuing this babe like a lion after a prey..

I don't know where the courage came from but I walked up to them and started vibing with both friends without letting them know who I was into.

She got near her house and told me to go back, so I collected the numbers of both of them. Deleted the friends own immediately and saved my crush. Her name was Bukola.

Then my mumu started .. First I bought mtn card 400 to load so I can call her .. at first she gave me tough time , I'll call in the morning she won't pick , call on the afternoon same thing. Then in the night she would pick and then tell me "sorry I did not see your calls "..

Infact when I knew I was in love was the day she flashed me by mistake, I was hungry as hell that day, and me and my friend was already drawing map on how we are going to spend the last 200naira with me.. i'mmediately I saw that call. Hunger flew away . And because I don't have credit to call her back I quickly used the last 200 to buy card so I can talk to her ...
Only for her to pick and tell me "Pls I'm very sorry you're not who I wanted to call "..
I was disappointed but still want to talk to her then she told me "I'm busy right now , maybe later "...

Omo I received insult from my friend tire that day.. infact that momth was hell .. my friend was so angry with me that he called me woman wrapper..

But still yet I love her the same .
One day I texted her that it's mu birthday and that even if she won't call she should at least text me happy birthday..

After about 2 hours she called me for the first time , wished me happy birthday and ask if I'm celebrating it . I told her m not celebrating but I would be happy if she would follow me to a fancy restaurant..

She agreed..

And it started from there. From tastee fried chicken I took her to ShopRite and we did small shopping..

After that day she started picking my calls and I never stopped showing her how much I love her .. I make sure I always send her Good morning and good night text .. I also make sure every time I buy airtime I buy her own too..

But with everything she told me she's not interested in a relationship..

One day I stopped.. no more calls no more text .. o forced myself to stop talking to her .
After about a week I woke up to a text from her that says "I miss seeing your text messages and missed calls "...

I was happy so I called her back and like a miracle she came to my house that day and we kissed .. the whole skyrocketed from there .. after a while she allowed me into her paradise and I realized she's tear rubber .. long story short we are married now with 2 beautiful kids ...

MODIFIED

Marriage with her was heavenly.. I remember I was working at GTBank when we got married, while she works with a private firm...there was no kids involved yet
.
We were so close that you would mistake us for siblings,,we do have our fight sometimes but anytime it happens. She knows my mumu button And I know hers too.

We eat and bath together... There was this time I traveled for a week.. Before I came back she fell sick cos she's not used to staying without me .
Life is so easy with her .My car is her car .most times I go to work with Uber while she drives ..
When I'm broke we eat what we have no pressure...
..

Pls dear youth Love still exists

Jodha:
I'm not really looking for who to mingle with... I'm looking for true undiluted love in it's real self... someone that'll love me unconditionally...not just for how I look...or for my body ...or what I say or do ...but just to love me for me...


As for the expectations and standard....i don't think I can go below my standard.... it's personally what I want....

TarOrfeeek:
FIRSTLY, a woman wrote this story.


SECONDLY, to buttress the fact that a woman wrote the story - realize how everything (EVERYTHING) in the story points to male self-sacrifice, excessive provision of resource, unrestrained attention (even unreciprocated) to the woman.

THIRDLY, what special thing attracted this ficitious man to this real woman (the post wall OP) - NOTHING. He just saw her, and her friend - women will always see their fellow women as competition - took both their numbers, but deleted the friends number. (No man will delete a TG's friend's number)

NEXT, see she said, she flashed him by mistake. MEANING - Men are not worthy of receiving emotion/consideration/attention from women except she perceives him of high value. (provision of resource). We can infer that initially, she thought of him as unmanly and undeserving of her tOtO.

After he spends all the money (which he could have used to start a business/get an MSc./Travel abroad for a better life/SEND TO HIS MOTHER/Build a house/improve his life) she then 'settled' for him - because a). she could be nearing the wall b). broke up with an alpha ex - needs beta orbiter attention and resource c). already in the healing phase and needs a beta provider 'quickly' - no time for her eggs.


LASTLY - A woman loves on the premise that her 'needs and pre-qualifying attributes are met' that is - you are both a meal ticket and a xmas present. And then that love is purely transactional, since she could have chosen to date a bricklayer, a welder or 300,000 other guys who must have seen her on the road for the past 10 years of her reproductive adult life.

Men - swallow TRP. Hypergamy, female sollipsism, their carousel riding, callously wicked nature to low value men and their extreme frugality with their tOtO are all reasons they deserve less.

This story is fake, written by a woman and is intended to brainwash SIMPS. Do not be a SIMP - Swallow TRP.

Xyzkwenu:
Unfortunately, their is no part 2.
After marriage and child birth comes the real deal.

All these stories about love will be put to test.

Jodha:
My dear....nah me find trouble o....

Jodha:
Which one is milky in colour ....I like dark guys...

I'm not a graduate yet...

Hassanmaye:
Exactly now love is all selfish and self-centered man

Jodha:
I'm a lovely person already... Love is endurance...I can't be in love with someone and can't overlook some things....if I can't then I don't love that person..

Lovethaa:
Love is a beautiful thing, I still remember the first time I fell in love, I was 28 years old. I have been dating but have not really experienced Love ..

It was a Tuesday and I saw that babe walking by with her friend. My eyes were locked onto her and my senses flown away.

I was admiring God's beauty in a human. Like a man under a spell I immediately left what I was doing and started pursuing this babe like a lion after a prey..

I don't know where the courage came from but I walked up to them and started vibing with both friends without letting them know who I was into.

She got near her house and told me to go back, so I collected the numbers of both of them. Deleted the friends own immediately and saved my crush. Her name was Bukola.

Then my mumu started .. First I bought mtn card 400 to load so I can call her .. at first she gave me tough time , I'll call in the morning she won't pick , call on the afternoon same thing. Then in the night she would pick and then tell me "sorry I did not see your calls "..

Infact when I knew I was in love was the day she flashed me by mistake, I was hungry as hell that day, and me and my friend was already drawing map on how we are going to spend the last 200naira with me.. i'mmediately I saw that call. Hunger flew away . And because I don't have credit to call her back I quickly used the last 200 to buy card so I can talk to her ...
Only for her to pick and tell me "Pls I'm very sorry you're not who I wanted to call "..
I was disappointed but still want to talk to her then she told me "I'm busy right now , maybe later "...

Omo I received insult from my friend tire that day.. infact that momth was hell .. my friend was so angry with me that he called me woman wrapper..

But still yet I love her the same .
One day I texted her that it's mu birthday and that even if she won't call she should at least text me happy birthday..

After about 2 hours she called me for the first time , wished me happy birthday and ask if I'm celebrating it . I told her m not celebrating but I would be happy if she would follow me to a fancy restaurant..

She agreed..

And it started from there. From tastee fried chicken I took her to ShopRite and we did small shopping..

After that day she started picking my calls and I never stopped showing her how much I love her .. I make sure I always send her Good morning and good night text .. I also make sure every time I buy airtime I buy her own too..

But with everything she told me she's not interested in a relationship..

One day I stopped.. no more calls no more text .. o forced myself to stop talking to her .
After about a week I woke up to a text from her that says "I miss seeing your text messages and missed calls "...

I was happy so I called her back and like a miracle she came to my house that day and we kissed .. the whole skyrocketed from there .. after a while she allowed me into her paradise and I realized she's tear rubber .. long story short we are married now with 2 beautiful kids ...

MODIFIED

Marriage with her was heavenly.. I remember I was working at GTBank when we got married, while she works with a private firm...there was no kids involved yet
.
We were so close that you would mistake us for siblings,,we do have our fight sometimes but anytime it happens. She knows my mumu button And I know hers too.

We eat and bath together... There was this time I traveled for a week.. Before I came back she fell sick cos she's not used to staying without me .
Life is so easy with her .My car is her car .most times I go to work with Uber while she drives ..
When I'm broke we eat what we have no pressure...
..

Pls dear youth Love still exists

peropoliet:
please who knows Paolo madini phone number this simp must be marked out of the field

josephevergreen:
what and what re the worse things you can tolerate from a woman..being your wife or your girl friend??

Tajbol4splend:
You forgot to put online, I might even tell you I'm an owner of two estates, two acres of land in Banana Island and another in Lekki but maybe in reality, I'm squatting at a friend's place, it's a faceless forum, even the boring ones will appear exuberant, this one SIMP, that one SIMP, a lot of them can't even manage to walk up to a girl let alone wooing her

Jodha:
I'm a lovely person already... Love is endurance...I can't be in love with someone and can't overlook some things....if I can't then I don't love that person..

FarahAideed:
Compliment my brother ....Only God can solve this Buhari issue , it is now beyond man

Lovethaa:
Love is a beautiful thing, I still remember the first time I fell in love, I was 28 years old. I have been dating but have not really experienced Love ..

It was a Tuesday and I saw that babe walking by with her friend. My eyes were locked onto her and my senses flown away.

I was admiring God's beauty in a human. Like a man under a spell I immediately left what I was doing and started pursuing this babe like a lion after a prey..

I don't know where the courage came from but I walked up to them and started vibing with both friends without letting them know who I was into.

She got near her house and told me to go back, so I collected the numbers of both of them. Deleted the friends own immediately and saved my crush. Her name was Bukola.

Then my mumu started .. First I bought mtn card 400 to load so I can call her .. at first she gave me tough time , I'll call in the morning she won't pick , call on the afternoon same thing. Then in the night she would pick and then tell me "sorry I did not see your calls "..

Infact when I knew I was in love was the day she flashed me by mistake, I was hungry as hell that day, and me and my friend was already drawing map on how we are going to spend the last 200naira with me.. i'mmediately I saw that call. Hunger flew away . And because I don't have credit to call her back I quickly used the last 200 to buy card so I can talk to her ...
Only for her to pick and tell me "Pls I'm very sorry you're not who I wanted to call "..
I was disappointed but still want to talk to her then she told me "I'm busy right now , maybe later "...

Omo I received insult from my friend tire that day.. infact that momth was hell .. my friend was so angry with me that he called me woman wrapper..

But still yet I love her the same .
One day I texted her that it's mu birthday and that even if she won't call she should at least text me happy birthday..

After about 2 hours she called me for the first time , wished me happy birthday and ask if I'm celebrating it . I told her m not celebrating but I would be happy if she would follow me to a fancy restaurant..

She agreed..

And it started from there. From tastee fried chicken I took her to ShopRite and we did small shopping..

After that day she started picking my calls and I never stopped showing her how much I love her .. I make sure I always send her Good morning and good night text .. I also make sure every time I buy airtime I buy her own too..

But with everything she told me she's not interested in a relationship..

One day I stopped.. no more calls no more text .. o forced myself to stop talking to her .
After about a week I woke up to a text from her that says "I miss seeing your text messages and missed calls "...

I was happy so I called her back and like a miracle she came to my house that day and we kissed .. the whole skyrocketed from there .. after a while she allowed me into her paradise and I realized she's tear rubber .. long story short we are married now with 2 beautiful kids ...

MODIFIED

Marriage with her was heavenly.. I remember I was working at GTBank when we got married, while she works with a private firm...there was no kids involved yet
.
We were so close that you would mistake us for siblings,,we do have our fight sometimes but anytime it happens. She knows my mumu button And I know hers too.

We eat and bath together... There was this time I traveled for a week.. Before I came back she fell sick cos she's not used to staying without me .
Life is so easy with her .My car is her car .most times I go to work with Uber while she drives ..
When I'm broke we eat what we have no pressure...
..

Pls dear youth Love still exists

seanwilliam:
you're not worthy to be called a friend.. you're a covetous simp...

For your own good , dont trust any human being your wife inclusive.. good dsy

ceeceeuwa:
You have not been indifferent, you have not just got a perfect opportunity to bash them.
It is erroneous to come to a conclusion based on some comments you get online, most especially on a faceless forum like this. Most of them are not even females, nor ready for a serious commitment. There are amazing women out there ready to build a home with the right person!

Preshieben:
Congrats dear...ya damn lucky

Me I'm still here waiting for the day someone's son will genuinely love me
I pray i don't grow old waiting