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Nairaland please help me ..... I need someone to help me from start to finish how I can kill this Animal diz is my first time and It look intimidating and big , I am sitting beside it holding a knife but I don't know where and where to start I don't want to receive slap from this Animal cos I think I can sense the bad energy from it... Abeg

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u wan show us say you don buy....

Alaye no whyne me joor just gimme the wings and the head then I go teach you how to kill am...

Shey you get knife ?

You don forget say you dey romance section, abi you wan tell me say I nor get money buy Oyigho pepper soup

chingle5:
Nairaland please help me ..... I need someone to help me from start to finish how I can kill this Animal diz is my first time and It look intimidating and big , I am sitting beside it holding a knife but I don't know where and where to start I don't want to receive slap from this Animal cos I think I can sense the bad energy from it... Abeg

I go teach you
How much you go gimme?

Stevyne:
I go teach you
How much you go gimme?

Chairman wetin happen

chingle5:
Chairman wetin happen

I deh tell you ni

Get a gun from the nearest police station.

But seriously, I don't know why people stress themselves so much in killing chicken. You could have asked them to do that for you.

Get a stick and beat it to death...

Then after that, you do the rest.

Did you say you are 'afraid' of a slap from a bloody chicken

The facial expression they make when you bring out the knife

Even me wey dey look am for screen dey fear, see face!! Dey careful o, that chicken no get joy

"A shows off his Christmas chicken".

Why you wan kill am?

Free the creature joor, so you're among the reasons why so many Chicken dies every festive seasons?

chingle5:
Nairaland please help me ..... I need someone to help me from start to finish how I can kill this Animal diz is my first time and It look intimidating and big , I am sitting beside it holding a knife but I don't know where and where to start I don't want to receive slap from this Animal cos I think I can sense the bad energy from it... Abeg

Hold it on the head.

Hold it tight and use your knife to do the needful.

Continue slicing the neck till it cut, don't let the blood stain you.

Hire a killer.

u nor fit kill common fowl but u fit insert,abi?
thunder fire pretenders

Your own better, see my own tolotolo. I don resign to eating crayfish on Christmas day.

Thou shall not kill

Brainiac12:
The ones you "GRILL" you manufacture them abi

No, we show them love till the very end!
That Cameroon pepper dry spice tins up die....
Oh la la...

So man dey when dey fear to kill fowl, Na wa ooo

Even me self cannot can't. Na d woman wey wan sell give me go help me kill am too 2mao.

Let teach you the simplest way.



Just buy 20 litres of acid and soak the chicken inside alive for 1 minute,and everything is done.you can add any spices of your choice.

Na chicken you buy, wey you dey showoff

Shoot it nah.. Or enter motor and jam it

Hmmmm...the chicken isn't even big sef.

Alaye just chook am inside pot. las las e go still don

Carry ur "i better pass my neighbor gen" take press am... E go die... Then u cook am with d feather... Spicy

Sedate am first then now.


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Pour boiled water on it first before killing it.

Remember to send my own portion across.

Charlie! Na ordinary chicken you dey fear to kill like this? I remember those days when I was the go-to 'hitman' when it came to killing/preparing chickens, turkeys & goats for the festive seasons or birthdays for my extended family. My siblings would be cringing from taking their lives but to me it felt like nothing, the only one wey I never manage to kill na cow.

Which kind child’s play be this op??
If you’re bored, why not play Nintendo or better still play 8ball poll on phone.
You’re asking us to help you kill chicken abi nah Wetin ?
Truly Nairaland is loosing its essence for such a a nonsensical topic to grace front page