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Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Nobody: 9:50pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
I'm 23, I live in my parents house....Every christmas that we have been doing, my big bro is the one that always kill the chicken....But this year is kinda different, Big bro is not at home, he travelled and he is not coming back anytime soon This Evening when my mum came back, she bought 3 chicken from d market, came into my room and told me to come n kill two of them, omo, fear grip me o but I man up and entered d kitchen, picked up the chicken and Knife....though I was scared but I succesfully killed d two of them, but since then till now, I have been restless Make una help me thank God o, I don ripe, I don mature....I can now kill a chicken Alleluia . . Merry Christmas people I love you alll 16 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by ILoveeyouall(f): 9:59pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
Go and charge your brain 11 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Nobody: 10:04pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
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Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by vickydankal(f): 10:04pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
Wow what an achievement. By the power vested upon me, I hereby declare you a man, raise up, go forth and do exploit by killing goat, ram and cows. Raise lord Oluwapluto 21 Likes 3 Shares
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Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by mariahAngel(f): 10:18pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
Oluwapluto: Congratulations. Now, you're man enough to eat the gizzard. 8 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Bbsterling: 10:22pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
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Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by vastolord4(m): 10:58pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
Some men has never killed a fowl but are heads of their families 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by nifemi25(m): 11:15pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
Congratulations to you for achieving the killing of the fowl. It remain cow 2 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by HUSTLER001: 11:16pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
Go and sin no more. 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by KnightsTemplar(m): 11:26pm On Dec 24, 2020 |
I was 8 years old when I killed my first big goat. The legs where tied up, while I slit it's throat. 2 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by shantti(m): 6:37am On Dec 25, 2020 |
ive killed a lot of chicken before but ive not gotten over the fear, that flapping wings of a struggling chicken paralyses me with fear, the dangling of the half cut head freaks me out, whenever am summoned to kill a chicken, i die a thousand times inside of me but i will just pretend as if am not afraid in front of my family because am the first son 5 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by ZhiosonWind: 6:46am On Dec 25, 2020 |
vickydankal: 1 Like
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Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by egopersonified(f): 7:09am On Dec 25, 2020 |
What's the hype about killing chicken this period, I am female and I have being killing chicken since secondary school. Wetin dey there. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by olapeju39759: 7:22am On Dec 25, 2020 |
Go and sin no more. 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by mariahAngel(f): 8:12am On Dec 25, 2020 |
shantti: Ehyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It's not easy to be a man 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by VEXT: 8:55am On Dec 25, 2020 |
Been think say,u buy meat for your family ... |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by CandyOps(m): 9:15am On Dec 25, 2020 |
egopersonified: this thread is for people with soft hearts like Ofoma bread cake not for people with Olumo rock in place of heart 3 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Ryan03(f): 9:28am On Dec 25, 2020 |
shantti:my guy, don't traumatize yourself over nothing. I told my mum plain and straight, I cannot do it, it scares me. Till I left my parents house, they either do it their selves or pay #200 in the market for it to be done there. There is no measurements for being a man 3 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by obyrich(m): 9:47am On Dec 25, 2020 |
egopersonified: 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by austine4real(m): 10:32am On Dec 25, 2020 |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Nobody: 10:38am On Dec 25, 2020 |
vickydankal: 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by iamyemiakins(m): 11:46am On Dec 25, 2020 |
vickydankal:Oshey Lord Rahl 2 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by chii8(f): 12:21pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
I have never killed chicken before and I don't plan to.... 2 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Richy4(m): 4:49pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
OP your write up is the most hilarious/ Amusing I've read so far throughout 25th Dec... Congratulations though.. .... 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by We4all: 5:03pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
KnightsTemplar: I won't doubt it if you have graduated to humans. 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by Ishilove: 5:07pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Oluwapluto:Congrats. My brother in his 30s still cannot kill chicken, but if it is to kill rat you will see him doing like The Incredible Hulk sans the green skin. I must show him this post so that he will man up and kill Billy and Samson tomorrow. Billy is the goat, Samson is the stubborn broiler. 3 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by mariahAngel(f): 5:12pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Ryan03: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha No time mehn! 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by tee59(f): 5:21pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Mtcheew, I hate weak men. |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by sisisioge: 5:32pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Prepare to be haunted for days |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by jaszplus12(m): 7:35pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
I believe in English it's SLAUGHTER not KILL... anyway you have done well...now that you're a man, begin to move forward and out of your parents house.... don't have a girlfriend and be collecting small change from popsie or momsie to chat her up...get your own means of livelihood now... God willing next Christmas we go add another feather to your cap! Good luck 1 Like |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by bukatyne(f): 8:27pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
vickydankal: Sexy vickydankal Are you sure Oluwapluto wants to rise Merry Christmas 2 Likes |
Re: Today, I Did What I Have Never Done Before....i Think I Am Matured Now by bukatyne(f): 8:29pm On Dec 25, 2020 |
Oluwapluto: Thank God Oluwapluto don ripe To killing of goats and cows 2 Likes |
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