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I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 6:27pm On Dec 26, 2020

Guys what happened to me today was so annoying, embarrassing and a disgrace.i had a girlfriend and each December I came she always visit me. Last year she we bleep and enjoy ourselves and I travel back and since then till now I never Bleep any other girl and she too has not Bleep any other guy because we trust each other and don't use condom. Now today she visited me after a year now we lay on bed, UnCloth ourselves and get into business and she was really in the mood, to my out most surprise I found out I couldn't maintain an erection she jack it we play on bed each time I insert it small time it will fall. For 4 hours I was ashamed she was not happy because she really need the sex. I had to lie that I drank beer in the morning. I myself couldn't understand why such happen because a week to her visit I drank lots of zobo and kunu and yoghourt yet I got myself in mess. I romance her many times yet I couldn't maintain the erection. Guys I swear I lose my dignity In front of her she said she will get another guy to Bleep her well though we laugh over it I knew ladies can do that. Please what should I do to get my dick to stand hard and Bleep well.

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Henrywalker: 6:29pm On Dec 26, 2020

No paragraphs, are you serious? tongue

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by fati2001(m): 6:39pm On Dec 26, 2020

BonPatrick:
Guys what happened to me today was so annoying, embarrassing and a disgrace.i had a girlfriend and each December I came she always visit me. Last year she we bleep and enjoy ourselves and I travel back and since then till now I never Bleep any other girl and she too has not Bleep any other guy because we trust each other and don't use condom. Now today she visited me after a year now we lay on bed, UnCloth ourselves and get into business and she was really in the mood, to my out most surprise I found out I couldn't maintain an erection she jack it we play on bed each time I insert it small time it will fall. For 4 hours I was ashamed she was not happy because she really need the sex. I had to lie that I drank beer in the morning. I myself couldn't understand why such happen because a week to her visit I drank lots of zobo and kunu and yoghourt yet I got myself in mess. I romance her many times yet I couldn't maintain the erection. Guys I swear I lose my dignity In front of her she said she will get another guy to Bleep her well though we laugh over it I knew ladies can do that. Please what should I do to get my dick to stand hard and Bleep well.

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by UndauntedYOCA(f): 6:42pm On Dec 26, 2020

Henrywalker:
No paragraphs, are you serious?

Lol, na the paragraph wey no dey be your own kwanta abi? grin

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Henrywalker: 6:44pm On Dec 26, 2020

UndauntedYOCA:
Lol, na the paragraph wey no dey be your own kwanta abi?

No naa, I can't come and be staining my eyes to read what may not even enrich my life!! tongue

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Angelacruz: 7:01pm On Dec 26, 2020

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Womanizer(m): 7:04pm On Dec 26, 2020

@BonPatrick please send your girlfriend to me let me do the job for you grin

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Ezemarcel(m): 7:07pm On Dec 26, 2020

Ur brain is in ur preek

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Nobody: 7:08pm On Dec 26, 2020

firstly you're a big Simpson for thinking she hasn't had sex in a year,na there ur fvck up start..

maybe that's y ur preek refused to stand

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Fahdiga(m): 7:08pm On Dec 26, 2020

So what do you want us to do now

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by EmekaBlue(m): 7:16pm On Dec 26, 2020

Go buy kolaqolagbo...drink it then invite her for re-match

Women are lucky Men are not created to control their dicks the way we control hands and legs.

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Nobody: 7:20pm On Dec 26, 2020

EmekaBlue:
Go buy kolaqolagbo...drink it then invite her for re-match

Women are lucky Men are not created to control their dicks the way we control hands and legs.

That drink doesn't do anything.. Nothing different

Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by EmekaBlue(m): 7:22pm On Dec 26, 2020

Bouz:
That drink doesn't do anything.. Nothing different

No na hype dem just dey hype am. Oya viagra is d answer

Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Nobody: 7:24pm On Dec 26, 2020

EmekaBlue:

No na hype dem just dey hype am. Oya viagra is d answer

No o, i don't do viagra, i prefer herbs. wink

Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Firefox234(f): 7:28pm On Dec 26, 2020

Buhahaha

Henrywalker:
No paragraphs, are you serious?

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Bennysam: 7:30pm On Dec 26, 2020

BonPatrick:
Guys what happened to me today was so annoying, embarrassing and a disgrace.i had a girlfriend and each December I came she always visit me. Last year she we bleep and enjoy ourselves and I travel back and since then till now I never Bleep any other girl and she too has not Bleep any other guy because we trust each other and don't use condom. Now today she visited me after a year now we lay on bed, UnCloth ourselves and get into business and she was really in the mood, to my out most surprise I found out I couldn't maintain an erection she jack it we play on bed each time I insert it small time it will fall. For 4 hours I was ashamed she was not happy because she really need the sex. I had to lie that I drank beer in the morning. I myself couldn't understand why such happen because a week to her visit I drank lots of zobo and kunu and yoghourt yet I got myself in mess. I romance her many times yet I couldn't maintain the erection. Guys I swear I lose my dignity In front of her she said she will get another guy to Bleep her well though we laugh over it I knew ladies can do that. Please what should I do to get my dick to stand hard and Bleep well.

Oga take that woman to lab GOD save your from HIV and your here talking about embarrassment

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 7:54pm On Dec 26, 2020

Guy am really feel so bad

Womanizer:
@BonPatrick please send your girlfriend to me let me do the job for you

Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 7:55pm On Dec 26, 2020

Are you serious many of my friends laughed at me when i said that.

SmellySperm:
firstly you're a big Simpson for thinking she hasn't had sex in a year,na there ur fvck up start..

maybe that's y ur preek refused to stand

Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Lastmankc(m): 8:03pm On Dec 26, 2020

BonPatrick:
Guys what happened to me today was so annoying, embarrassing and a disgrace.i had a girlfriend and each December I came she always visit me. Last year she we bleep and enjoy ourselves and I travel back and since then till now I never Bleep any other girl and she too has not Bleep any other guy because we trust each other and don't use condom. Now today she visited me after a year now we lay on bed, UnCloth ourselves and get into business and she was really in the mood, to my out most surprise I found out I couldn't maintain an erection she jack it we play on bed each time I insert it small time it will fall. For 4 hours I was ashamed she was not happy because she really need the sex. I had to lie that I drank beer in the morning. I myself couldn't understand why such happen because a week to her visit I drank lots of zobo and kunu and yoghourt yet I got myself in mess. I romance her many times yet I couldn't maintain the erection. Guys I swear I lose my dignity In front of her she said she will get another guy to Bleep her well though we laugh over it I knew ladies can do that. Please what should I do to get my dick to stand hard and Bleep well.

Nah who go settle did mata?

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Englishisamust: 8:45pm On Dec 26, 2020

SmellySperm:
firstly you're a big Simpson for thinking she hasn't had sex in a year,na there ur fvck up start..

maybe that's y ur preek refused to stand

Must you call someone a simp you smelly rotten sperm

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by ukpahu(m): 8:46pm On Dec 26, 2020

Take end time Bleep up

Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by alphaNomega: 9:37pm On Dec 26, 2020

BonPatrick,You were in too much hurry

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Nobody: 9:44pm On Dec 26, 2020

Englishisamust:
Must you call someone a simp you smelly rotten sperm

I'm not the cause of ur frustration Dumbo

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Nobody: 9:44pm On Dec 26, 2020

[quote author=fati2001 post=97450235][/quote]@boki

Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 9:57pm On Dec 26, 2020

Yes but for 4hours yets it couldn't stand hard

alphaNomega:
BonPatrick,You were in too much hurry

Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by DukeJoe17: 10:16pm On Dec 26, 2020

Better go and treat malaria and typhoid plus heat.

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by benzion72(m): 10:41pm On Dec 26, 2020

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Slynation(m): 12:01am On Dec 27, 2020

I was embarrassed on your behalf at the point you wrote "And she too have not bleep any other guy because we trust each other"

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Rebekah029(f): 12:03am On Dec 27, 2020

Stay away from fornication...una no go hear!

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by Kingluqman(m): 12:22am On Dec 27, 2020

You are an irresponsible man grin

Free Kpekus oooo, wey you bn dey use Vaseline on when she no dey around.

This should be a punishable offense grin

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Re: I Got The Most Embarrassing Day In My Life by BonPatrick(op): 12:45am On Dec 27, 2020

You are right that is what she said

DukeJoe17:
Better go and treat malaria and typhoid plus heat.

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