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What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by chatinent(m): 4:36pm On May 08
We must have had one embarrassing thing we've ever done in a relationship.


What was it?


Me: It was in year one... we were having a freshman night.

I ate different combinations of food. I became pressed.

Lied to bae I was feeling sick and had to go home to rest.

Baba, as I leave there, I locate one bush near one gate likedat enter dey pass time unto fresh breeze things o. It late getting darker by the day. Mehn, see relief. I backed the road.


Wetin I see na torch light illuminated at my angle with a voice saying: “...so this na the hostel where you dey sleep baa?”


She called my name twice so that I responded.


Her friend with her was laughing.

Mehn, that call made me know she wasn't sure I was the one, plus the light wasn't too bright to reveal the person hiding behind the icheku trees.

Mehn I begin crawl enter inside inside bush to escape the brightness of the torch.


Dey followed me o.

I took off.

They took off too o saying “you no go fit escape this one.”


They were trying to affirm truly it was me.


We ran around the bush for about five minutes before I dribbled them and came to the main road and super-ran to the hostel, changed my clothes, and feigned deep sleep.

Lol. Fine boy like me no fit just gree fa.


This wahala babe still come my hostel. Now, they were four. Lol. Trust me, I denied all allegations.

Enough respect.
grin


Please share yours.

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by 3pleDAssistant: 4:43pm On May 08
Let me book this space.

I'll come back and answer when I am finally in a relationship.

By the way, for those that'll come below me... abeg... inu awe lawa...

make una no lie... and if you wan lie... lie small small.

Thank you.

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by adewaleadeyemi8(m): 4:57pm On May 08
Funny shit, it didn't really happen to me but my ex then. There was this evening we went to a neighbour's house to visit, we were in a playful mood with the kids joking and laughing, one of the boys said something that was funny and we all laughed but then something ackward happened, while my ex wanted laughing she just farted right in the presence of everyone
Omg angry i tried salvaging the situation by drawing the attention off what just happened but this stubborn children refused and kept mentioning the fart aunty did. The embarrassment no be here for her dat day

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by Magnoliaa(f): 5:00pm On May 08
Here to read comments...

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by SILENTandSMART2: 5:09pm On May 08
I said I'm not around and I'm with another girl.....


I was so surprised as she came to my house, i was shocked , before I could explain anything she started fighting with the other girl, i wanna start forming boss by not giving a forkkk until a whole community wey know me as a gentle man came to my door step asking for what is happening,

I started feeling somehow because i don't know what to explain to the people asking different questions....... At dat moment it's a mixture of anger and frustration in my system cus this girl is shouting and it was doing me like kicking her head off ....... The day is not funny because I can't control the situation at all cheesy...... Girls are wicked.....

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by Biglittlelois(f): 5:38pm On May 08
Belched loudly, a bad trait I'm still trying to control.

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by mespusinglez(m): 5:42pm On May 08
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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by zimbolaa(m): 8:17pm On May 08
ND 2, 2012. First time I sucked pussy. Woke up the following morning with painful rashes and blisters all over my mouth. Didn’t know the best explanations for people asking what’s wrong. I don’t know if the pussy was responsible but trust me, I’ve never sucked any pussy ever since.

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by ictjobber: 8:21pm On May 08
It was in the year 2011.. Took her out, we ate, drank and ate again. When it was time to pay, I found out my atm no dey my wallet.. grin. Let me just stop here. Thinking about that day still sends chills down my spine.

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by WiszyFraud: 8:21pm On May 08
Did you know??

Do you wake at the same time every day?

Try it. This helps set your body's internal clock properly.


cool

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by Iyaalakarra(f): 8:21pm On May 08
Dashed him my whole akara

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by ecomalchemist(m): 8:22pm On May 08
I don't do relationship cause its waste of time.

I channel my energy into profitable ventures, thank you.

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by Cutezt(m): 8:22pm On May 08
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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by chyzoo4u(m): 8:22pm On May 08
I know if I say it happened to a mumu friend, many will still think it happened to me. In that case, let me say it happened to me.

I no too get the title, but I just wan type relationship brouhaha.

I bought blackberry for my babe 8 years ago, she was using one upgraded calculator she called phone, so I changed it for her with BB bold 4.

She was so happy, even though she had earlier told me she can't marry anyone from my place, and that she not ready for Bangladesh.

I opened Facebook for her, in less than a week, she has already started catching cruise with a bobo in Lagos. She told me she want to visit her uncle in Asaba, I gave her 8k for transport fare. Chai! That guy mumu fa

She traveled and called me she has gotten to her destination, next morning she updated her Facebook timeline where she wrapped white towel with the guy shirtless holding her from behind... shocked na so guy man tear cry like new born baby embarassed embarassed embarassed

From here, I'm pulling out of being the mumu guy, make everybody farm for his farm abeg...

So, "he" called a few friends and in the process of explaining his predicament, he passed out. He was rushed to the hospital, the doctor said the way things are going, the guy might have loss of memory.

His boss was called, the doctor repeated what he said earlier, then his boss paid 12k bill and then scolded him to get up from there and go wash his car before he get home and then he left. Na so the mumu stand up and start going home.

The babe returned after 1 week with STI, mumu still give babe 15k for treatment and never Bangladeshed till they separated.

Mumu spent close to half a million on that girl without Bangladesh. I can't forget this in a hurry.

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by OralB: 8:22pm On May 08
Here to read lies.

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by AfroKnight: 8:23pm On May 08
Magnoliaa:
Here to read comments...

Shift for me. You want popcorn?. grin

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by RedChiefPriest: 8:23pm On May 08
Well maybe calling her several times when we were having a fight but she was just looking at my calls while feeling like a boss and accepting her back after cheating several times.
Thinking about it nowadays makes it look really embarrassing to me.
Lol simping stage
May my ancestors forgive me

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by Trailblazer1(m): 8:23pm On May 08
Ain't you guys tired of recycling these relationship bullsh.ts


Wetin una dey do inside relationship wey no dey tire una undecided


Ha!!!!!

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by luminouz(m): 8:23pm On May 08
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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by rawtouch: 8:23pm On May 08
sad


was giving doggy and the toto was making farting sounds


fingered and the smell was like rotten fish put it to her nose and she was asking me what was smelling

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by obembet(f): 8:23pm On May 08
When one idiot guy was asking for my nude pic...

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by Nobody: 8:24pm On May 08
no relationship gist.. we all know relationship is a scam lass lass nothing go sup except breakup

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by johnjay4u2u(m): 8:24pm On May 08
Hear to read the lies and truths

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by Sunisonflex39(m): 8:24pm On May 08
Crying when my first love broke up with me..
Omo i use to Simp that time shey.. Crying at her front.. In front of her two friends for that matter.. Chai.... My nigga gave me sense by force when I latter told him via 2go..
i met her through 2go that year..but the babe fine shey.. That was almost a decade then.. But man is now an alpha male..


Second time is when I met this same babe via 2go.. Her 2go name is Vanessa.. I looked the name how sweet it is to the ear thinking say I Don see fine girl.. Omo, we got chatting o.. Weeks latter now we fixed a date.. She called me to a junction like that....funny thing is I wore my very new designer jean and shirt with snikers.. Omo i reach junction call the babe.. She say she dey come.. As I wait for few minutes.. One fat girl on yellow come junction dey look.. I think say no be her sef because the vannesa for pic na a queen and more.. Until the babe called to ask what I was wearing I told her I am putting on sky blue shirt.. Omo as she turn.. I weak bro.... I no fit talk I begin form smile..

As we dey Waka go their house.. I put my hand for pocket press my symbain phone to do ring tone she heard it,i form call dey form emergency say my sis dey hospital she heard the call.. That was how i japa..

My nigga at home laugh me no be small..

For your daily income, visit my signature.. You will thank me latter

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by shamsin6300(m): 8:24pm On May 08
[quote author=chatinent post=101496794]We must have had one embarrassing thing we've ever done in a relationship.


So damn funny. cheesy

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by KidDarkness(m): 8:25pm On May 08
zimbolaa:
ND 2, 2012. First time I sucked pussy. Woke up the following morning with painful rashes and blisters all over my mouth. Didn’t know the best explanations for people asking what’s wrong. I don’t know if the pussy was responsible but trust me, I’ve never sucked any pussy ever since.

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by PlayMaker14: 8:25pm On May 08
cheesy

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by Mayour11(m): 8:25pm On May 08
Rain of cruise
Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by Odunharry(m): 8:25pm On May 08
chatinent:
We must have had one embarrassing thing we've ever done in a relationship.


What was it?


Me: It was in year one... we were having a freshman night.

I ate different combinations of food. I became pressed.

Lied to bae I was feeling sick and had to go home to rest.

Baba, as I leave there, I locate one bush near one gate likedat enter dey pass time unto fresh breeze things o. It late getting darker by the day. Mehn, see relief. I backed the road.


Wetin I see na torch light illuminated at my angle with a voice saying: “...so this na the hostel where you dey sleep baa?”


She called my name twice so that I responded.


Her friend with her was laughing.

Mehn, that call made me know she wasn't sure I was the one, plus the light wasn't too bright to reveal the person hiding behind the icheku trees.

Mehn I begin crawl enter inside inside bush to escape the brightness of the torch.


Dey followed me o.

I took off.

They took off too o saying “you no go fit escape this one.”


They were trying to affirm truly it was me.


We ran around the bush for about five minutes before I dribbled them and came to the main road and super-ran to the hostel, changed my clothes, and feigned deep sleep.

Lol. Fine boy like me no fit just gree fa.


This wahala babe still come my hostel. Now, they were four. Lol. Trust me, I denied all allegations.

Enough respect.
grin


Please share yours.
Bad guy.. U be Lamba papa

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Re: What Was The Most Embarrassing Thing You Did In A Relationship? by ictjobber: 8:26pm On May 08
zimbolaa:
ND 2, 2012. First time I sucked pussy. Woke up the following morning with painful rashes and blisters all over my mouth. Didn’t know the best explanations for people asking what’s wrong. I don’t know if the pussy was responsible but trust me, I’ve never sucked any pussy ever since.


grin

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