₦airaland Forum

phorget:
I don't feel embarrass, I pull through every situations with a straight face.

TheSuperb:
Mine was the day I was pressed in the market. I started heading home immediately not knowing the worst was yet to come.
Half way home, come see traffic. I started sweating profusely. I immediately alighted from the vehicle and took a bike.
When I got to the gate, it was as if the force increased by 100.
To cut the whole story short, it didn't allow me remove my belt and trousers o. Both the trouser and the idiot were dropping at thesame time.
My people, I shit for my cloth o

Prechgold1180:
Nur be my pussy u go tear
I Nur dey come again

So u think say I Nur dey nairaland

Thank God i don catch u

If I come today mk I know why

BonPatrick:
Mine happen a day before yesterday as my girlfriend visited me we are naked and wanted to Bleep but I couldn't maintain an erection for over 4hours she was so disappointed and left. I feel so ashamed

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

RickieNas:
Bro I understand, I've ones being in this situation before, believe me it can be so embarrassing, esp if you're ain't a good boy like that

Bro I understand, I've ones being in this situation before, believe me it can be so embarrassing, esp if you're ain't a good boy like that

Splendorgirl633:
I was walking along a narrow road, when mess hook me, funny enough I looked around to be sure that no one was coming, with my sweet make up and beautiful dress, I started releasing the thing o, only for one cute guy to pass me and said" sister weldone o" I later see sey na one of the guys wey don dey toast me since and I dey form for him. I just die

chatinent:
I experienced all the symptoms, esp. lost of taste. Funnily, I became well again.

Prechgold1180:
flee from masturbation

It' kils erection
I have been in day same situation before

Asin during lockdown all students don go hus

Me as a real g carry strong head stay school
Went to bonjul carried one expensive runs girl

Reach house dick Nur gree rise

Ogbeni I turn prick mechanic dat night

Two seconds I ended xvideo
Watch small see d way prick dey get up small small

As e reach half erection I rush d girl

Nah so my money Nur take waste dat night

Buh I don stop dat kind lifestyle sha

Homeboiy:
As I no touch and she come de use am de talk say I weak nko.

E good?

She go come tomorrow night

I go tear that pussy into pieces

BarrElChapo:
You can't blame the dad yunno. He just sent a message if you wanna come visiting come as an in-law and stop blocking others who may be interested.

BonPatrick:
How can I stop it my girl was really sad

Prechgold1180:
So u want mk I advise u on wetyn go carry u go hell fire

Repent my guy

Imbercilefailur:
My most embarrassing moment was today I went to domino's pizza, bought what I wanted and left only to discover I had no mo3on me again my money fell off my pocket. I ask those mobile pay kiosk and they told me u needed my atm card to make withdrawal. My arm was not with me. O boy na so I trek from akowonjo to ayobo oo with pizza for hand.

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

TheSuperb:
Mine was the day I was pressed in the market. I started heading home immediately not knowing the worst was yet to come.
Half way home, come see traffic. I started sweating profusely. I immediately alighted from the vehicle and took a bike.
When I got to the gate, it was as if the force increased by 100.
To cut the whole story short, it didn't allow me remove my belt and trousers o. Both the trouser and the idiot were dropping at thesame time.
My people, I shit for my cloth o

Godsown0:
O bè lèkun sunkun kè’ru o bè lèkun

Draslo:
Mehn, na Colorado wan reset my brain to mad man mode.
I did and said despicable things.
I also allegedly showed off my penis and asked anyone who had bigger to come fight me
Lost some of my really close friends.
My girlfriend sef follow join.
I went to Yaba left.


It is December now and my turnaround is exemplary. I am currently selling gold bars and uncut diamonds. People see me and call out to me to say hello. Maybe they talk behind me but I don't give a chit. My energy is top notch. I also have a plethora of women in my chats offering their body to me. Women that know this very recent history sef. I'm currently single and flexing it big time. I quit smoking but still a marijuana enthusiast. It gave me some if my best memories and friends and I'm not letting that go. 2020 gave me a gun and I shot my foot but I the surgery is done and I can walk fine again.

PrincessB1:
Hehehe

You were crying more than the bereaved because of alcohol effect, that's serious

candy404:
Not idle for most Nigerian school.

Bigdaw sounds more like a familiar content developer.

Pharaoh4rin:
You would have alerted ur guarantors to expect some funny messages from a funny company. Then identify all their lines they used in calling you and block them all, afterwards, change ur atm so they won't have to deduct ur money as soon as money hit d account u provided. In that case, you'd have won.

BonPatrick:
Mine happen a day before yesterday as my girlfriend visited me we are naked and wanted to Bleep but I couldn't maintain an erection for over 4hours she was so disappointed and left. I feel so ashamed

dancok:
have heard that,but i don't know why,why are they shaving??

Vlain:
U are in a trance.

Prechgold1180:
flee from masturbation

It' kils erection
I have been in day same situation before

Asin during lockdown all students don go hus

Me as a real g carry strong head stay school
Went to bonjul carried one expensive runs girl

Reach house dick Nur gree rise

Ogbeni I turn prick mechanic dat night

Two seconds I ended xvideo
Watch small see d way prick dey get up small small

As e reach half erection I rush d girl

Nah so my money Nur take waste dat night

Buh I don stop dat kind lifestyle sha

Draslo:
Mehn, na Colorado wan reset my brain to mad man mode.
I did and said despicable things.
I also allegedly showed off my penis and asked anyone who had bigger to come fight me
Lost some of my really close friends.
My girlfriend sef follow join.
I went to Yaba left.


It is December now and my turnaround is exemplary. I am currently selling gold bars and uncut diamonds. People see me and call out to me to say hello. Maybe they talk behind me but I don't give a chit. My energy is top notch. I also have a plethora of women in my chats offering their body to me. Women that know this very recent history sef. I'm currently single and flexing it big time. I quit smoking but still a marijuana enthusiast. It gave me some if my best memories and friends and I'm not letting that go. 2020 gave me a gun and I shot my foot but I the surgery is done and I can walk fine again.

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear