₦airaland Forum

Yuneehk:
Because of this kind of experience, I stayed away from scented stuffs, perfumes, sprays, powder sef. These things can irritate and cause one to sneeze.
And form the habit of getting those "regular" drugs, the ones for headache, cough, catarrh, stomach pain. It helps to have them available at home.

fine smallie wey get plenty sense

chatinent:
Mine:



Do you have one? Please share.

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This story is too fake and exaggerated.
How can you run around for four hours ?

chatinent:
Mine:




Do you have one? Please share.

rexxyan:
Lol My Most Embarassing Moment was when somone invited me for an harvest in deir church, naso i wear agbada wey corect with inner outfit, e dom tey i wear agbada like 3yrs ago av forgotten one would pull the agbada and fold if u climb okada naso i wear d agbada climb am o, okada begin fire naso agbada begin blow like parachutte. naso we drive pas one field wer little children dey play ball dem begin laff me for deir mind dem go sey see dix baba wan fly wit agbada. hahaahaaha.

Lmao. . .my belle o

judgedredd22:
fine smallie wey get plenty sense

Says my little brother.

Exmilitant:
My car broke down in the middle of a busy road and all those aba bus drivers started shouting, 'comot dat carton for road.'

My belle o

Yuneehk:
Says my little brother.

if I catch you ehn

gregyboy:
With a female moniker pretending as a female

Hmm, na you will go last judge on Judgement day ur matter plenty

So u join heaven panel of judges

[quote author=BonPatrick post=97527674]Mine happen a day before yesterday as my girlfriend visited me we are naked and wanted to Bleep but I couldn't mai

BBYYOLA:
Mine was last month in November when a batch B1 corps member visited me to spend the night in my place. She was very tired, hungry and exhausted. I got her food. After eating she went to bed to sleep. I followed her, discuss small and she told me good nyt. Guys I can not control my preeq got erected from 9pm all through the night. That lady said no. Tried everything I could do, romance, cuddle and even beg her she said no. Later at 5am I asked her why she said she is just not interested. That's how I got demoralized and embarrassed and the withdrew myself from her. Felt like burying myself. Later in the morning I apologise to her for my inappropriate action she said no apology not accepted. That after she settled down she will come and see me we will talk that properly. Due to how I became embarrassed I could not even look at her face. After the evidence she no longer pick my calls and took time to reply my WhatsApp messages even though I was trying hard to help her on something. I can't forget this

Moral of the story ....control ya preeq.

chatinent:
The guy above me needs to talk to sb .

Please, what's the meaning of sb?

optimusprime2:
Mine was during a zoom meeting (early lockdown days), I was so engrossed in the topic of the meeting, but also pressed at the same time that I literally took my laptop to the toilet put it down took my pants off and took a dump... all before realising that I didn't mute audio and disable video...

I trended on social media a bit

Omg!����

NewLogicalMind:
You are a fraud inclined person.

It's people like you that make it easy for honest people in Nigeria to get loans on liberal terms

Thank you.
It's just that sometimes you have to use "NewLogicalMind"

Mine was the day I had a period accident, I wore a milk colour trouser, it was so embarrassing, I had to take a keke drop back home, cancelled my plans

Fidelismaria:
Bro, you too dey try keep your hands to yourself.

I don't like it when people I don't know from anywhere try to shake my hands.

It baffles me. Like how can you just walk up to someone you don't know and extend your hand for a hand shake all because of some mumu bro codes!!

Abegii

Keep your hands to yourself.

So how can you build a united and peaceful world. I hate una black mentality.
It is nearly unthinkable that a werstern-minded fellow turns down a cordial handshake even at a first meeting. Ask any African friend or relative you have in a western land what he thinks of the white man's social openness vs the black man's social openness.

Africans be forming disgusting "we untouchable" social life.

ONYEUTALI:
So how can you build a united and peaceful world. I hate una black mentality.
It is nearly unthinkable that a werstern-minded fellow turns down a cordial handshake even at a first meeting. Ask any African friend or relative you have in a western land what he thinks of the white man's social openness vs the black man's social openness.

Africans be forming disgusting "we untouchable" social life.

Here we go again !!

Bringing in the white man in every discussion.

Why must a white man be your go to reference?

Hand shake is not a Nigerian form of greeting.

You're the one with the black mentality!!

Fidelismaria:
Here we go again !!

Bringing in the white man in every discussion.

Why must a white man be your go to reference?

Hand shake is not a Nigerian form of greeting.

You're the one with the black mentality!!

Je t'ai entendu. K'a ọ dị k'anyị afụghị.

HakimZiyech:
Please, what's the meaning of sb?

Somebody.

Prechgold1180:
Nur be my pussy u go tear I Nur dey come again
So u think say I Nur dey nairaland
Thank God i don catch u
If I come today mk I know why

u know he was just joking

Draslo:
Mehn, na Colorado wan reset my brain to mad man mode.
I did and said despicable things.
I also allegedly showed off my penis and asked anyone who had bigger to come fight me
Lost some of my really close friends.
My girlfriend sef follow join.
I went to Yaba left.


It is December now and my turnaround is exemplary. I am currently selling gold bars and uncut diamonds. People see me and call out to me to say hello. Maybe they talk behind me but I don't give a chit. My energy is top notch. I also have a plethora of women in my chats offering their body to me. Women that know this very recent history sef. I'm currently single and flexing it big time. I quit smoking but still a marijuana enthusiast. It gave me some if my best memories and friends and I'm not letting that go. 2020 gave me a gun and I shot my foot but I the surgery is done and I can walk fine again.

Bro I will like to learn the gold bars and uncut diamonds from you

chatinent:
Somebody.

Thanks.

Prechgold1180:
flee from masturbation
It' kils erection I have been in day same situation before
Asin during lockdown all students don go hus
Me as a real g carry strong head stay school Went to bonjul carried one expensive runs girl
Reach house dick Nur gree rise
Ogbeni I turn prick mechanic dat night
Two seconds I ended xvideo Watch small see d way prick dey get up small small
As e reach half erection I rush d girl
Nah so my money Nur take waste dat night
Buh I don stop dat kind lifestyle sha

since u stopped, have you experience such again?

samuel900:
One financial institution am owing 68,000 came to our shop complex and carry my Generator

How the matter take end? I think the Nigerian government should come hard on any financial institutions or individuals that frustrated borrowers this year. This is a very challenging year for everyone

ONYEUTALI:
Je t'ai entendu. K'a ọ dị k'anyị afụghị.

Kachi fo

Pharaoh4rin:
You would have alerted ur guarantors to expect some funny messages from a funny company. Then identify all their lines they used in calling you and block them all, afterwards, change ur atm so they won't have to deduct ur money as soon as money hit d account u provided. In that case, you'd have won.

That's wrong and its called fraud.... Your BVN is still with them, they can still deduct their loan from whatever account your BVN is linked with.

BBYYOLA:
Mine was last month in November when a batch B1 corps member visited me to spend the night in my place. She was very tired, hungry and exhausted. I got her food. After eating she went to bed to sleep. I followed her, discuss small and she told me good nyt. Guys I can not control my preeq got erected from 9pm all through the night. That lady said no. Tried everything I could do, romance, cuddle and even beg her she said no. Later at 5am I asked her why she said she is just not interested. That's how I got demoralized and embarrassed and the withdrew myself from her. Felt like burying myself. Later in the morning I apologise to her for my inappropriate action she said no apology not accepted. That after she settled down she will come and see me we will talk that properly. Due to how I became embarrassed I could not even look at her face. After the evidence she no longer pick my calls and took time to reply my WhatsApp messages even though I was trying hard to help her on something. I can't forget this

u be fool o, must u sleep with every gal, u need flogging

NiRfreak:
A female doctor was part of the team of doctors that did surgery on me... she was the one who draped and shaved my preeq me in the surgery room before surgery started...inshorrt she saww my preeq all through the surgery.....And she was the one assigned for post surgical follow up... chai..and na one small gal...very embarrassing

Why didn't you shave it yourself prior to the surgery? But I know you enjoyed the shaving session anyway.

Lol

Uzland:
Why didn't you shave it yourself prior to the surgery? But I know you enjoyed the shaving session anyway.

I was in hospital bed...and couldn't move or bath...so I couldn't have done it myself. I din't enjoy the shaving...I was already under some light anaesthetics that diminish my sensation...even my preeq shrink ...

BUSHHUNTER:
I approached a small fine girl thinking she will ignore me but to my greatest surprise, in the middle of conversation she started laughing and touching my biceps and she said "Let me have your phone, that's my number please call" this is someone I always thought she's hard and special little girl.



I felt embarrassed.

You've not finished this story. What did you do with her after the exchange of contacts?

NiRfreak:
I was in hospital bed...and couldn't move or bath...so I couldn't have done it myself. I din't enjoy the shaving...I was already under some light anaesthetics that diminish my sensation...even my preeq shrink ...

Lol That means you were really unwell. Glad you've recovered now.
Should you by chance meet her again, what would be your expression? I'm wondering.

Uzland:
Lol That means you were really unwell. Glad you've recovered now.
Should you by chance meet her again, what would be your expression? I'm wondering.

Thanks doc for the shaving and surgery..... kindly let me have ya number so I can show my deepest appreciation many days to come