₦airaland Forum

THANDS619:
since u stopped, have you experience such again?

NwaforIgbo:
That's wrong and its called fraud.... Your BVN is still with them, they can still deduct their loan from whatever account your BVN is linked with.

NiRfreak:
Thanks doc for the shaving and surgery..... kindly let me have ya number so I can show my deepest appreciation many days to come

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

Imbercilefailur:
My most embarrassing moment was today I went to domino's pizza, bought what I wanted and left only to discover I had no money on me again. my money fell off my pocket. I ask those mobile pay kiosk if I could withdraw without atm or transfer to them and they told me I needed my atm card to make withdrawal. My atm was not with me. O boy na so I trek from akowonjo to ayobo oo with pizza for hand.

Uzland:
So you just exemplified the saying, '...crying more than the bereaved'?
You were lucky the woman didn't accuse you of being responsible for the death of her husband.

Draslo:
Mehn, na Colorado wan reset my brain to mad man mode.
I did and said despicable things.
I also allegedly showed off my penis and asked anyone who had bigger to come fight me
Lost some of my really close friends.
My girlfriend sef follow join.
I went to Yaba left.


It is December now and my turnaround is exemplary. I am currently selling gold bars and uncut diamonds. People see me and call out to me to say hello. Maybe they talk behind me but I don't give a chit. My energy is top notch. I also have a plethora of women in my chats offering their body to me. Women that know this very recent history sef. I'm currently single and flexing it big time. I quit smoking but still a marijuana enthusiast. It gave me some if my best memories and friends and I'm not letting that go. 2020 gave me a gun and I shot my foot but I the surgery is done and I can walk fine again.

Uzland:
You've not finished this story. What did you do with her after the exchange of contacts?

Davefed:
My most embarrassment was when I got admission in the uni,during that period my course was denied to me due to wrong subject combo. I was put on relocation window whereby sch will give you another course that corresponds your subject. For months I'm in sch but no department of my own. So one day I decided to attend one lecture with the hope I'll be given the course which I got later. The lecturer after after teaching started taking attendance and I couldn't wrote my name and matric num because I wasn't in that department. After taking attendance the man began to do head count and the num in class didn't correspond with the one in the paper. the man changed it for us and began to shout and asking who's here that doesn't wrote his name. I kept quite and the man threatened to call out names. so I signified that it was me,the man asked me to stood up in front of students and began to ask me silly questions and later told me that I was a spy sent against him. He asked me to get out of his class never to attend it again. Omo upper week my course was changed to that exact course.

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

samuel900:
One financial institution am owing 68,000 came to our shop complex and carry my Generator

Exmilitant:
My car broke down in the middle of a busy road and all those aba bus drivers started shouting, 'comot dat carton for road.'

kingsolomonjnr01:
I done laugh tire.. ur own funny die

McCoy662:
Long story short, I got drunk, entered wake keeping of my neighbor and burst cry. The worst part is that I came late and everywhere is scanty already. All eyes were on me, people tried to calm me down but I refused oo until the man's wife called me to talk to me... I didn't even understand what she was saying cos the drink has disconnected my brain, so I stood at the center crying oo. Not that I'm ralated to the deceased in anyway. When I woke up the next day, I wished I could just disappear

cassyrooy:
Sorry for the wrong mention, I've gotten the message now.

Read Your Brain on Porn.

oldtruth:
How the matter take end? I think the Nigerian government should come hard on any financial institutions or individuals that frustrated borrowers this year. This is a very challenging year for everyone

kingsolomonjnr01:
u have killed me with laugh.... and I'm sure ur car is better than theirs

BonPatrick:
I watch porn alot

Nazgul:
Mine was during the covid 19 lockdown. Woke up with fever and decided to visit the pharmacy for some drugs.

I inhaled something irritating and as soon as I got there (the pharmacy) I sneezed four times at a stretch.

Come and see run, they told me to leave their shop that it's covid 19, me sef was even afraid because that was when the lockdown just started. We didn't yet know that it was all a scam.

I was scared and confused. They refused selling drugs for me o! Can you imagine? Las Las I left there and went home, took some fruits and healed naturally.

Doglove91:
Shaa, wasn't this 2020.

Mine was when I came to class(new 1st term ss2), secondary school then to find out that my locker(desk) was on the floor. My books removed and scattered all over the floor. They marched it and even poured water on them.

Before that, while coming into the class, everyone looked at me. But I cared less. The moment I entered, I saw everything. I looked at my female friends, they were just there looking and did nothing. That was the very day I started to hate female friendships.

I broke down in tears. I cried so bitterly and knelt on the floor. The both art and science students kept watching and laughing. It was one guy that used to crush on me then, we were very good friends. He heard it from science class and came with broken legs with his pair of clutches and warned them severely to never make me cry again.

He was an alpha male. Very gigantic, intelligent, smart and selected friends. He helped me pack everything and reached his hands and walked me out of the crowd.

Ever since, I started having suicidal thoughts but thankfully, I suppressed and killed the feeling. The psychological and emotional trauma was so bad that my whole 3terms was failures. I missed classes, always cried silently and had less than a friend who was in another different class entirely. I failed in academics and was asked to repeat class. The day I saw my result, I felt happy. My mum had to change my school.

I was bullied in different ways in school. But that didn't bring down my morale. Now it made me stronger. No jokes.

Modified: attached is a picture of my result dah year together in 1.

TheSuperb:
Mine was the day I was pressed in the market. I started heading home immediately not knowing the worst was yet to come.
Half way home, come see traffic. I started sweating profusely. I immediately alighted from the vehicle and took a bike.
When I got to the gate, it was as if the force increased by 100.
To cut the whole story short, it didn't allow me remove my belt and trousers o. Both the trouser and the idiot were dropping at thesame time.
My people, I shit for my cloth o

obalize:
My most embarassing moment of 2020 was when hackers hacked my bank account and emptied it through Sportybet Wallet.

I was mad and furious and the worse part of it is that, instead of Sportybet assisting me to get the issue resolved, they shut down my account with them.

Be careful with these gaming coys everywhere.

Nazgul:
Mine was during the covid 19 lockdown. Woke up with fever and decided to visit the pharmacy for some drugs.

I inhaled something irritating and as soon as I got there (the pharmacy) I sneezed four times at a stretch.

Come and see run, they told me to leave their shop that it's covid 19, me sef was even afraid because that was when the lockdown just started. We didn't yet know that it was all a scam.

I was scared and confused. They refused selling drugs for me o! Can you imagine? Las Las I left there and went home, took some fruits and healed naturally.

Pharaoh4rin:
Well, having defamed you, they'll still compel u to pay regardless of the harm and situation you might find your damn self in. It's pathetic. These loan guys most times lacks empathy. They can drive U into suicide.

Uzland:
Are you sure the bet comp. wasn't an accomplice in the ugly act?

NwaforIgbo:
Empathy in bizness?? Are you serious??

In bizness emotions are not entertained...

Exmilitant:
See me o, lexus RX350 2008 model, na him dem de call carton. Shame catch me small sha.

rexxyan:
Lol My Most Embarassing Moment was when somone invited me for an harvest in deir church, naso i wear agbada wey corect with inner outfit, e dom tey i wear agbada like 3yrs ago av forgotten one would pull the agbada and fold if u climb okada naso i wear d agbada climb am o, okada begin fire naso agbada begin blow like parachutte. naso we drive pas one field wer little children dey play ball dem begin laff me for deir mind dem go sey see dix baba wan fly wit agbada. hahaahaaha.

mostob:
Lmao. . .my belle o