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chatinent:
Raise your left hand up.





Now raise the right one up.





Slowly put it on your head.



Make sure you don't hurt your bone straight hair.



Inhale.



Exhale.


Now scream: “common sense collapse on me.” x 6


You are letting your past emotions refloat in your memory and it now translates love to you.

What is love?


Nothing you posted meant love. You are merely infatuated and desperate!

I'm sorry I didn't mince words.

... you're not a mincer of words . respect bruh!

Timbers:
Hahaha OP e dey pain you shebi

abeg no disturb the guy with your yeye love

pour out a little liquor

SarutobiEky:
I talk am. For a moment I come dey shake myself Pinching my self, shaking my phone.. Scrolling upandan looking for FTC.. I come dey wonder. Abi have I been high spiritually? You better Goan rest so the effects wear off.

You have trust issues bro
Hope you can stick to one qussy

@anitalembo, u opened this your account today, the 31st and last day of December and of the year 2020. Your post is long and your sen10ces were dancing up and down for a graduate.

Please, u can solve your problems yourself. Matter of fact, u got no problems

Anitalembo:
It's been 4years since I left secondary school and I find it difficult to find love after dating this particular guy(Xxxx) in SS3 like it's hell tormenting. I can't just stop thinking about this guy we hardly talk, he's not much if a talker, he's highly reserved, very quiet but I can't keep him off my head. After school I had to moved into university placed on a foundation by my dad at Bridgehouse college after that I was to study Law in the Uk everything worked fine but as for him he travelled out after his exams to the Uk resides in Sheffield. I would be rounding up my law school soon but he's pictures just keep reflecting in my head like a Fog like I freaking still love this guy like hell jeez. I'm not understanding myself, around 2019 March I have had many failed relationship Soo far after school I reached out to his junior brother who was my school son desperately to get his contact, I had to look for all means cause (Xxxx) not a social media person he's highly an introvert.

I reached out I got his number finally but to respond to texts he takes alot of time I keep calling, bugging, disturbing, everything possible just for him to come online. We text and everytime I feel crazily happy anytime he calls like my Euphoria levels are freaking high, I do sleep well, good dreams, I pray for him always I still love this guy deeply. He's tall about 6ft2, he's fair complexion vas, cute, intelligent, he's a first class graduate but the qualm is my mum doesn't like him cause he's *IGBO* When I say he's a spec's *One*

I'm from a yoruba background like family and stuffs but even my sisters dig the guy. His parents are weathly very notable people in Nigeria but very reserved especially he's dad. My dad works in an oil company but not really bothered about that.


They were time he's won't respond to my text for weeks I got worried I had to see my therapist. He's a Virgo and researched alot of things even bought out some books tho to understand his personality. I'm doing my best to graduate with a first class and I'm on it totally. He's mostly at meetings. The major problem is that most guys I dated after him just want to sleep with me like that's all and I cannot do it. He's just freaking different during our dating stuffs with him *We didn't have sex* but every other shitty stuffs we did there were times I even wanted to gift him *Sex* to him cause i loved him crazily up till now. Some of my girlfriends spoke to me maybe he's stuffs is small and whatever, it isn't for God sake like a hell freaking 7.3 inch dick like he's freaking *Perfect*

The bad side of him is that he has *anger issues* like deep ones from birth stuffs and he like being quiet in which my mum has warned me about dearestly but I still love him.

About two days I went to pay him a visit in amsterdam we met up and shit went down. We got in the room and stuffs I stripped down and he stared at me, told me to wear up my clothes. Like he's level of discipline is scary like I'm depressed tbh


We broke up due to the fact he's was traveling out now he's has gone back to hardly replying my texts and calls. I still love and I want him desperately please help. We spoke he told me to move on but it's been hard. I have been having dreams of me getting married and still leaving my hubby to just be with him. Please help

"He is Gay"

stanvesco:
"He is Gay"

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JOACHINpedro:

You have trust issues bro
Hope you can stick to one qussy

lmao. You sef see am.

Pussy? Unfortunately I have none at my beck and call...I'm fully immersed in a concentrated solution of singlehood. Shey you won dash me pussy? I am lonely as can be sir. I'll appreciate if you could point me in the right direction sir.

This vagina people no go kill us
Op use eye measure dick? Haaa!

SarutobiEky:
lmao. You sef see am.

Pussy? Unfortunately I have none at my beck and call...I'm fully immersed in a concentrated solution of singlehood. Shey you won dash me pussy? I am lonely as can be sir. I'll appreciate if you could point me in the right direction sir.

I'm the worst person for this job
Me I don't even know my relationship status but Las Las I'm sure I will be alright

i dig ur story and i understand where u are coming from. anyways, i'm single and a yoruba so maybe we can mingle?

The guy doesn't love you. Just take a hold on yourself and move on already.

Don't contact him again. Give other guys a chance, trust me, you'll soon find love again.

JOACHINpedro:
I'm the worst person for this job
Me I don't even know my relationship status but Las Las I'm sure I will be alright

Choi. It's evident that the effect of the gin hasn't worn off. Are you confused about your relationship?

SarutobiEky:
Choi. It's evident that the effect of the gin hasn't worn off. Are you confused about your relationship?

Nah, my head Don correct.

For my status, I think I'm singly in relationships

JOACHINpedro:
Nah, my head Don correct.

For my status, I think I'm singly in relationships

Oh. We are sailing the same boat. I've been wearing singlets for five, six years now. How about you?

SarutobiEky:
Oh. We are sailing the same boat. I've been wearing singlets for five, six years now. How about you?

Damn!, you're already a legend.
Me, this is my 2wks anniversary

Looks like OP wants to die alone.

Do chasing people who don't want to put in the effort to chase you too. This goes for both men and women.

JOACHINpedro:
Damn!, you're already a legend.
Me, this is my 2wks anniversary

wtf Just 2weeks and you're already complaining. Sheesh. I've not been lucky with girls. I just tire for my life. Imagine not having anything romantic to do with the opposite sex in donkey years.

Anitalembo:
It's been 4years since I left secondary school and I find it difficult to find love after dating this particular guy(Xxxx) in SS3 like it's hell tormenting. I can't just stop thinking about this guy we hardly talk, he's not much if a talker, he's highly reserved, very quiet but I can't keep him off my head. After school I had to moved into university placed on a foundation by my dad at Bridgehouse college after that I was to study Law in the Uk everything worked fine but as for him he travelled out after his exams to the Uk resides in Sheffield. I would be rounding up my law school soon but he's pictures just keep reflecting in my head like a Fog like I freaking still love this guy like hell jeez. I'm not understanding myself, around 2019 March I have had many failed relationship Soo far after school I reached out to his junior brother who was my school son desperately to get his contact, I had to look for all means cause (Xxxx) not a social media person he's highly an introvert.

I reached out I got his number finally but to respond to texts he takes alot of time I keep calling, bugging, disturbing, everything possible just for him to come online. We text and everytime I feel crazily happy anytime he calls like my Euphoria levels are freaking high, I do sleep well, good dreams, I pray for him always I still love this guy deeply. He's tall about 6ft2, he's fair complexion vas, cute, intelligent, he's a first class graduate but the qualm is my mum doesn't like him cause he's *IGBO* When I say he's a spec's *One*

I'm from a yoruba background like family and stuffs but even my sisters dig the guy. His parents are weathly very notable people in Nigeria but very reserved especially he's dad. My dad works in an oil company but not really bothered about that.


They were time he's won't respond to my text for weeks I got worried I had to see my therapist. He's a Virgo and researched alot of things even bought out some books tho to understand his personality. I'm doing my best to graduate with a first class and I'm on it totally. He's mostly at meetings. The major problem is that most guys I dated after him just want to sleep with me like that's all and I cannot do it. He's just freaking different during our dating stuffs with him *We didn't have sex* but every other shitty stuffs we did there were times I even wanted to gift him *Sex* to him cause i loved him crazily up till now. Some of my girlfriends spoke to me maybe he's stuffs is small and whatever, it isn't for God sake like a hell freaking 7.3 inch dick like he's freaking *Perfect*

The bad side of him is that he has *anger issues* like deep ones from birth stuffs and he like being quiet in which my mum has warned me about dearestly but I still love him.

About two days I went to pay him a visit in amsterdam we met up and shit went down. We got in the room and stuffs I stripped down and he stared at me, told me to wear up my clothes. Like he's level of discipline is scary like I'm depressed tbh


We broke up due to the fact he's was traveling out now he's has gone back to hardly replying my texts and calls. I still love and I want him desperately please help. We spoke he told me to move on but it's been hard. I have been having dreams of me getting married and still leaving my hubby to just be with him. Please help

Pure fiction and arrant nonsense. Are you not the one in the other thread asking about your under sister in Benin not to fall for a teenager boy she is into?

From 2021, l will not be taking some post serious especially this relationship tales

It's either fake news or rich people's problem

Anitalembo
How u take measure ein dick and it's exactly 7.3 inches.... U carry tape measure go ein side

I smell bullshit , anyways if it's a true story, whatever your conclusion is.... suicide is never an option cos I can see you're desperate

Chimaokigwe:

That guy doesn't like you a bit. Avoid him and save your self respect.

I dey tell you bro

SarutobiEky:
wtf Just 2weeks and you're already complaining. Sheesh. I've not been lucky with girls. I just tire for my life. Imagine not having anything romantic to do with the opposite sex in donkey years.

.
You've been living the dream bro.
Some curse are just blessing in disguise

Bridge house college, Lool them days!

JOACHINpedro:
.
You've been living the dream bro.
Some curse are just blessing in disguise

I don't feel like I'm blessed in any way bro.
I feel frigging lonely.
No be say the money be dey sef.

And I am sure there are guys in your DM begging for your attention o

[i][/i]

I pity una wey they advice am

E be like say una no know the power of emotions

The only thing that can save this girl now is to get a call from the same guy saying he's wrong that he loves her

Y'all will see how she will jump on him again without thinking twice

Anyway what am I even saying, moti yo baje baje
Moti fagbo , mo fa loud


Lights up my kpoli in peace

SarutobiEky:
I don't feel like I'm blessed in any way bro.
I feel frigging lonely.
No be say the money be dey sef.

Well then, go out and mingle.
It's fun Sha but don't put too much expectations in order not to end up like me

JOACHINpedro:
Well then, go out and mingle.
It's fun Sha but don't put too much expectations in order not to end up like me

Baba Na person wey get money dey mingle na I don accept my fate sha. Anyhow e be we go rugged am.

Dreyton36:
[i][/i]

I pity una wey they advice am

E be like say una no know the power of emotions

The only thing that can save this girl now is to get a call from the same guy saying he's wrong that he loves her

Y'all will see how she will jump on him again without thinking twice

Anyway what am I even saying, moti yo baje baje
Moti fagbo , mo fa loud


Lights up my kpoli in peace

happy new year sir. I wish you all the best the new year has in its cuffers.

How did you come about the accurate length of his d1ck? Una go just dey write anyhow

U wan me to help u and u still want me to suffer and read this tin in this 2021...


U r not serious... Go back to 2020 and make it short then I will help

SarutobiEky:
Baba Na person wey get money dey mingle na I don accept my fate sha. Anyhow e be we go rugged am.

So you dy plan to make money bedforer mingling
I pray we achieve all our heart desires this year.
Happy New Year