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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GforGee: 12:19pm On Jan 05, 2021
Felicity0001:


grin your head is there.


Meanwhile guys, what would you do if you find this on your car the next morning and no one has called to lay claim? You'd even noticed it haz been lying in the trunk for like 2nights. What would you do?

Be honest guys.
Things Mushin weed can make you think �

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sharpk007(m): 12:36pm On Jan 05, 2021
deedee44:

Me too over a year ago. I took some yahoo boys to Antarctic beach abi wetin be the name sef, around 2am. On my way back I got another request, the girl said her estate is nearby I should just drive down, Na so I drive down so tey my tyres enter sand.

The girl cancelled, one guy was passing and said I should wait, he would help me get guys that will push. I didn't answer and he left.
Few minutes later he and 2 other guys arrived on a bike, the guys were smoking. I already made up my mind to just give them the car key grin

To cut the story short, they helped me push the car out, I gave them 1k and raced for my life before devil whispers nonsense thoughts into their ears.

Anytime their bike light starts gaining on me I would pedal down again, I come dey run for people wey help me grin grin
I promised myself that rubbish risk I took that night would never happen again, and it never happened again. Heaven saves who save themselves


U get mind.... Anytime I took such risk to dead zones at d middle of d night, I put my phone away, no inner light so as to discover any strange light from far. But menhhh as Uber drivers we dey take risk ooo, na only God dey guide us.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by sharpk007(m): 12:40pm On Jan 05, 2021
Felicity0001:


grin your head is there.


Meanwhile guys, what would you do if you find this on your car the next morning and no one has called to lay claim? You'd even noticed it haz been lying in the trunk for like 2nights. What would you do?

Be honest guys.

Tempting actually, but keeping dis at home is risky and I can't take it to police station.

I will patiently wait for d call, but after 1 or 2months if no call, I am sorry ooo, that's my own ooo

Hahaha

I am just honest here

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 12:45pm On Jan 05, 2021
peeps4u:
LOL, it is very difficult to change very abruptly like that. Thought you said you were done with the oil and civic thinggy in 2020.
You're obsessed with educating people
about oil and you might not change easily.

Happy New Year Dru23


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by davit: 1:35pm On Jan 05, 2021
I've been inside that same ogombo too around 2am in 2019. Menh, I risked my life those days o. The naive me them. Won't try same now sha
pope191:


I don't think Badore is bad during the day, drivers just have to know when to put their lives first or risk the 800k. Life should always supersede dashboard, I'll never forget the day I was on a trip around 1am deep inside Ogumbo road... it is well.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by chucsmoore(m): 1:43pm On Jan 05, 2021
Recovering from Xmas injury

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 2:14pm On Jan 05, 2021
coker007:


I will pay tithe cheesy

mrjaydee:


Felicity take that! You don go smoke Marley kush, come dey make me think about this money

chucsmoore:
.


Japa grin
Pearl1910:


Stop tempting us, we don't want to show our true colour grin

But mehn...No name, no number, no note then its mine for keeps o wink

GforGee:

Things Mushin weed can make you think �

sharpk007:


Tempting actually, but keeping dis at home is risky and I can't take it to police station.

I will patiently wait for d call, but after 1 or 2months if no call, I am sorry ooo, that's my own ooo

Hahaha

I am just honest here


Guys things dey happen oooh not joking here...

peep4u pls help me with that Fashola's quote

"may our loyalty and honesty not be tested."

Only Jesus Christ can survive this kind of temptation ooh I swear.

Best thing I'll do first is never to allow my mother or wife know about it, if not na "oboy u don return dat money?" them go use kill me b4 day breaks grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by shollywendy1(m): 2:16pm On Jan 05, 2021
Felicity0001:


grin your head is there.


Meanwhile guys, what would you do if you find this on your car the next morning and no one has called to lay claim? You'd even noticed it haz been lying in the trunk for like 2nights. What would you do?

Be honest guys.
I will privately invite pope and bishop. The outcome of the meeting, spirit will lead

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 2:18pm On Jan 05, 2021
chucsmoore:
Recovering from Xmas injury

So bros as this ur car fine reach u still won buy another one join... nawao... na benze u won buy?

Modify: by the way, why is that guy dressed like he's in the desert? Or somewhere in the middle East?grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 3:05pm On Jan 05, 2021
Duke111:
I too much like the way Felicity dey explain things, experience teaches you well than talk of mouth.

1k fuel can actually carry u from oshodi to Lekki and back with ac on. To me i feel most drivers don’t know how to drive i.e accelerating, braking and maneuvering, if u can’t master this u are not a driver.

Some just love stepping on the gas down to d metal and step on brake wen they are close to stopping point and expect good fuel consumption.

The way people Fire their Corolla wen the stoplight turn green i wonder what is chasing them, especially wen your car is not a racer car.

Na To drive Prius or Honda Civic hybrid de hungry me.

Please guru in the house @dru24, radauto, and those that have used it before to throw more light on the cars mentioned above I’ll really appreciate. Thanks


You have to give Honda great credit .. Can you believe some civic Hybrid go far back from either or 2003 to 2004 .. I see them alot civic Hybrid 2004 .. Honda was way ahead of its time just like Toyota was......And it seems those Civic hybrid held up pretty well....

That been said , I will not advice anyone to get hybrid in Nigeria.. Our local mechanics are still learning normal petrol cars grin work never finish yet for that ..

Even for Yankee mechanics tend to avoid hybrid cars .you need special mechanics for tbose cars, not try error mechanics they do for naija .... And with hybrid you must follow owners manual with seriousness , petrol cars naija people no dey read manual na for hybrid cars dey wan read now ....lol


Take heart my brother ,be simple avoid hybrid for the reasons I stated above

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by peeps4u: 3:18pm On Jan 05, 2021
Please return my money I left in your car last night.

Felicity0001:


grin your head is there.


Meanwhile guys, what would you do if you find this on your car the next morning and no one has called to lay claim? You'd even noticed it haz been lying in the trunk for like 2nights. What would you do?

Be honest guys.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:24pm On Jan 05, 2021
Felicity0001:


No b lie shall... Though my 1k was just being sarcastic shall... 2k should do grin

With the fuel in Nigeria, people should not be going below quarter tank if they can help it.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:29pm On Jan 05, 2021
Pearl1910:


Omo I drive reserve o... Sometimes its because I never reach my preferred fuel station or unexpected long distance trip in the night but most times mehn...na because that fuel money they pain to comot...man go feel like to use breeze or water to they drive around
look at it this way. Either way you are going to buy fuel so just pretend quarter tank is E and if you ever have any emergency or long trip no shaking. Also, for safety reasons.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Kanoski(m): 3:29pm On Jan 05, 2021
Felicity0001:


Ha! My brother that's the best way to know if a car is a lemon or not oooh.

Let me share an experience.

Late 2019 when I was waiting for my former partner to get his car ready (wow! How times fly)... I didn't want to put all my eggs in one basket.... So I got somebody here who wanted to invest within 1.2-1.3m on a HP... To cut it short... We saw a biggy just about 3/4 months old registered. Buyer/prospective partner said I should test drive and if I'm okay he'll proceed with payment instantly.

Seller only permitted me to test drive within his neighbourhood of less than 1-2km.

At least I've used cars for many years, how on earth do you expect me to rush and pay for a car without doing a proper check. I quickly sent a text to my oga to thwart the deal and that was the end of it.

When I was selling my car to a dealer you needed to see the process the dealer took before even agreeing to buy the car, like I was begging him to buy... That day I learnt how to know if an engine is smoking or shorting oil.

I's haf sin tins. cool
Pls how do u know when an engine is shorting oil?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:30pm On Jan 05, 2021
eyinola:
Within 10 minutes of chatting today my mkney drop gbangaun...all this riders like iron hand grin grin

e shock her grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:32pm On Jan 05, 2021
mrjaydee:
Eyinola, inbox me her number grin I will go soft on her
I see we remain committed to the cause in January

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by GAZZUZZ(m): 3:33pm On Jan 05, 2021
Felicity0001:


grin your head is there.


Meanwhile guys, what would you do if you find this on your car the next morning and no one has called to lay claim? You'd even noticed it haz been lying in the trunk for like 2nights. What would you do?

Be honest guys.
I would wake up

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 3:33pm On Jan 05, 2021
dru23:




a thousand times YES!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dru23(m): 3:46pm On Jan 05, 2021
GAZZUZZ:


e shock her grin

Unfortunately I can't respond on carsection. Your fellow cabals banned me till May 2021 ....below is my response


Me am a simple man .. I read my owners manual that came with the car ; wink.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:51pm On Jan 05, 2021
eyinola:
Within 10 minutes of chatting today my mkney drop gbangaun...all this riders like iron hand grin grin

See as she dey stammer for chat

grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:09pm On Jan 05, 2021
deedee44:

Me too over a year ago. I took some yahoo boys to Antarctic beach abi wetin be the name sef, around 2am. On my way back I got another request, the girl said her estate is nearby I should just drive down, Na so I drive down so tey my tyres enter sand.

The girl cancelled, one guy was passing and said I should wait, he would help me get guys that will push. I didn't answer and he left.
Few minutes later he and 2 other guys arrived on a bike, the guys were smoking. I already made up my mind to just give them the car key grin

To cut the story short, they helped me push the car out, I gave them 1k and raced for my life before devil whispers nonsense thoughts into their ears.

Anytime their bike light starts gaining on me I would pedal down again, I come dey run for people wey help me grin grin
I promised myself that rubbish risk I took that night would never happen again, and it never happened again. Heaven saves who save themselves

Make God they watch over us, too many stuffs I did in my start up days... I don't pray to pick oworo or any other passengers by bus-stop again grin I'll rather listen to good music as I blow empty.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 4:11pm On Jan 05, 2021
pope191:


Make God they watch over us, too many stuffs I did in my start up days... I don't pray to pick oworo or any other passengers by bus-stop again grin I'll rather listen to good music as I blow empty.

Those passengers dey spoil door handle oh grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:12pm On Jan 05, 2021
deedee44:

Beside Atlantic mall opposite UBA. So we go don jam well well before grin

grin sure
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:19pm On Jan 05, 2021
sharpk007:


I once rejected a trip from Muri okuola to Badore on 4.2 surge becos of safety reasons,

Trip details:

3 guys

Time of d day around 2Am

Year 2019 December.

And that time it was not that bad but no amount of money worth your life.


Be always Safety conscious always...


God keep us and guide us!!!




Thank God for few peeps here, once it's 5pm, we don go position for V.I, patiently set destination, while wait for those KPMG ladies going to mainland... as far as I get to the point of Alubarika, the rest is another day.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:22pm On Jan 05, 2021
izzou:


Those passengers dey spoil door handle oh grin

grin they stole 50k phone a friend just bought grin losing valueables over 400 is not worth it, and the way they dirty the mat or jump into the car irritates me... tho, I can understand, standing for hours is not easy, but I've learnt not to play messiah, unless the spirits lead.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by confusedworld17: 4:33pm On Jan 05, 2021
Going forward...
Stop threatening fraudulent riders with statements like ; I will deal with you, I will go hard on you and so on.
Cos if anything bad coincidentally happen to the rider that period, you too na suspect Oo...

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 4:45pm On Jan 05, 2021
confusedworld17:
Going forward...
Stop threatening fraudulent riders with statements like ; I will deal with you, I will go hard on you and so on.
Cos if anything bad coincidentally happen to the rider that period, you too na suspect Oo...

God bless u, my point exactly when I said we should b mindful with the way we threat fraudulent riders. We should b very mindful of words my oga''s.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by FancyDaddy: 5:13pm On Jan 05, 2021
Uber Driver who needs a car to rent
Available:
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Condition Tokumbo.
20,000/week
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity0001: 5:18pm On Jan 05, 2021
GAZZUZZ:

I would wake up

Oga boss you na big man you won't need this money just return it to the owner grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by omorkelly(m): 5:53pm On Jan 05, 2021
Some ladies are just not nice at all.
Presently on a trip to Osapa London from V/I. After phase-1 she said she's having a stop over at Blenco to get some stuffs.
On getting there i politely told her i don't like to wait more than 5min.
She responded; it will be more than that o.
That she has to search for the items and have to pay as well and afterall shebi her trip is reading!!!
I calmy explained to her that 10/min isn't good for me cos i would have covered several miles in same time.
Her response shocked me but i just mumu for her......She said is 100 naira not ok for 10mins; this is just January and i want ti make the whole money for the year...Me just smile and kept my cool. She spent about 25mins though!!!

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Crvrider: 5:55pm On Jan 05, 2021
confusedworld17:
Going forward...
Stop threatening fraudulent riders with statements like ; I will deal with you, I will go hard on you and so on.
Cos if anything bad coincidentally happen to the rider that period, you too na suspect Oo...

Na oven lighters geng. I think he meant go down on her. grin

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