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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by einsteine(m): 7:29am On Jan 23, 2021
Lazyyouth4u:


Pointers for those interested in laundering money. Really?

What did you intend to achieve by writing this senseless post? When EFCC starts running after you now, you go come dey blame village people and your family members.

And some yahoo boys, armed robbers and kidnappers dey dash you likes undecided. Na wa o.

Nobody can arrest him for posting this.

It's already available on the internet and in bank training school. Every properly trained banker has been taught PLI (Placing, Layering, Integration). Actual money laundering goes beyond all this plus Nigerian criminals might not really have to do money laundering. It is a waste of time to be laundering 1 billion or less.

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by afroxyz: 8:27am On Jan 23, 2021
einsteine:


Technology would take over everything. People will have to pay a premium for things still produced by humans but the mass market would be for things made by technology.

Its obvious to everyone. Technology would take over everything, but it cannot trump humanity. The reason why there were protests in various countries when national governments issued a second phase of lockdowns was because people were tired of staying at hone. They needed to go about their normal lives (things which made them human) despite having technology to cater to those needs.

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Nobody: 11:27am On Jan 23, 2021
einsteine:


Nobody can arrest him for posting this.

It's already available on the internet and in bank training school. Every properly trained banker has been taught PLI (Placing, Layering, Integration). Actual money laundering goes beyond all this plus Nigerian criminals might not really have to do money laundering. It is a waste of time to be laundering 1 billion or less.

Nobody can arrest you for posting ‘pointers for those interested in laundering money’ on an online forum that is full of many idle youths?? I don’t know what to say to you. Let me just leave you to believe you actually posted something smart up there.

You seriously believe you are being intelligent by saying actual money laundering goes beyond what Nigerian criminals are doing and that anything below 1 billion Naira is a waste of time? How many yahoo boys, drug boys, kidnappers, armed robbers are doing 1 billion per transaction? You think EFCC and AML authorities in other countries are stupid when they are snooping banks for people randomly depositing over 10k dollars? Abi you think say na only politicians dey launder money? I give up.
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadiima1: 12:06pm On Jan 23, 2021
Lazyyouth4u:


Nobody can arrest you for posting ‘pointers for those interested in laundering money’ on an online forum that is full of many idle youths?? I don’t know what to say to you. Let me just leave you to believe you actually posted something smart up there.

You seriously believe you are being intelligent by saying actual money laundering goes beyond what Nigerian criminals are doing and that anything below 1 billion Naira is a waste of time? How many yahoo boys, drug boys, kidnappers, armed robbers are doing 1 billion per transaction? You think EFCC and AML authorities in other countries are stupid when they are snooping banks for people randomly depositing over 10k dollars? Abi you think say na only politicians dey launder money? I give up.

Na u dem go first arrest for defaming the good name of our honourable politicians. tongue

You have successfully chased away good people on this thread, see how d whole place scanty like grave yard. I hope u are pleased with ur self.

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:12pm On Jan 23, 2021
ositadiima1:


Na u dem go first arrest for defaming the good name of our honourable politicians. tongue

You have successfully chased away good people on this thread, see how d whole place scanty like grave yard. I hope u are pleased with ur self.

I have successfully chased who away? From where? Nairaland treasury Bill thread? I carry gun chase people? Like seriously I am surprised that this kind nonesense can be coming from you. At your age, you still dey talk like a child. Oga, grow up please.
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by einsteine(m): 12:21pm On Jan 23, 2021
Lazyyouth4u:


Nobody can arrest you for posting ‘pointers for those interested in laundering money’ on an online forum that is full of many idle youths?? I don’t know what to say to you. Let me just leave you to believe you actually posted something smart up there.

You seriously believe you are being intelligent by saying actual money laundering goes beyond what Nigerian criminals are doing and that anything below 1 billion Naira is a waste of time? How many yahoo boys, drug boys, kidnappers, armed robbers are doing 1 billion per transaction? You think EFCC and AML authorities in other countries are stupid when they are snooping banks for people randomly depositing over 10k dollars? Abi you think say na only politicians dey launder money? I give up.


Again, I reiterate nobody is arresting anybody for giving pointers about money laundering. Otherwise, movies and books about money laundering and crime wouldn't exist. The Firm by John Grisham won't exist. No serious fraudster or drug dealer is unaware of AML regulations and like I said, Nigerian criminals do not generate ongoing transactions to the level that they need to do any serious money laundering. A "g-boy" who just did a bec fraud of say 200k (less than 100 million) does not require any serious knowledge of money laundering and does not even need to launder that money per se. I will not elaborate beyond this. People who do serious money laundering are either those who need to get their cash to a safer location where it can't be siezed (e.g. politicians) or those with an ongoing criminal enterprise (e.g. high level drug dealers).



I just remembered how much of a cantakerous character you are, I shouldn't have provided any explanation.
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Nobody: 12:33pm On Jan 23, 2021
einsteine:


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Again, I reiterate nobody is arresting anybody for giving pointers about money laundering. Otherwise, movies and books about money laundering and crime wouldn't exist. The Firm by John Grisham won't exist. No serious fraudster or drug dealer is unaware of AML regulations and like I said, Nigerian criminals do not generate ongoing transactions to the level that they need to do any serious money laundering. A "g-boy" who just did a bec fraud of say 200k (less than 100 million) does not require any serious knowledge of money laundering and does not even need to launder that money per se. I will not elaborate beyond this. People who do serious money laundering are either those who need to get their cash to a safer location where it can't be siezed (e.g. politicians) or those with an ongoing criminal enterprise (e.g. high level drug dealers).



I just remembered how much of a cantakerous character you are, I shouldn't have provided any explanation.[/s]

Nonesense you have written there. Crap! You know nothing about AML. Go and learn how to spell ‘cantankerous’ before you can use it to describe someone you do not know. I bet that cheap ass phone you use no even get spell check.

Imagine me wasting my time responding to a hustler that sells used fake generator and phones on NL. Only God know where you find those items. On top of that, people still dey give you bad reviews. Are you not ashamed of yourself? See your nasty looking dirty nails embarassed

Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by emmanuelewumi(m): 12:45pm On Jan 23, 2021
ositadiima1:


Na u dem go first arrest for defaming the good name of our honourable politicians. tongue

You have successfully chased away good people on this thread, see how d whole place scanty like grave yard. I hope u are pleased with ur self.


Haba, good people stayed back when crypto currency guys took over the thread.

Some of us only invest in Investments with underlying assets and the assets generate cash flow, eg real estate, commodities, stocks, money market instruments and businesses

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by TransAtlanticEx(m): 12:55pm On Jan 23, 2021
Lazyyouth4u:


Nonesense you have written there. Crap! You know nothing. Go and learn how to spell ‘cantankerous’ before you can use it to describe someone you do not know. I bet that cheap ass phone you use no even get spell check.

Imagine me wasting my time responding to a hustler that sells used fake generator and phones on NL. Only God know where you find those items. On top of that, people still dey give you bad reviews. Are you not ashamed of yourself? See your nasty looking dirty nails embarassed
Everytine you go around here insulting people,bragging,looking down on people's hustles and saying how you are too big to takj to people here and all that crap,
Won't be surprised to find out you are a nobody.
Go and get a life woman,a good life.
Jeez!

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadiima1: 1:06pm On Jan 23, 2021
Lazyyouth4u:


I have successfully chased who away? From where? Nairaland treasury Bill thread? I carry gun chase people? Like seriously I am surprised that this kind nonesense can be coming from you. At your age, you still dey talk like a child. Oga, grow up please.

See person accusing me of talking like a child, what about all the childish squabbles between u and some other guys u have been having here nko?
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by TransAtlanticEx(m): 1:12pm On Jan 23, 2021
ositadiima1:


I tire fore that busy body. Chair, whatup? Did u finally bunk that chick?
Which one?
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadiima1: 1:16pm On Jan 23, 2021
TransAtlanticEx:
Which one?

Iogobenz:
missjekyll no go answer you na,she dey crush on ahib and you've bruised her expectations with the exposee on ahib.
Missjekyll,you come naija for xmas?
I go like know ooo grin
I hear say you tall wella and your waist no be here cheesy
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by TransAtlanticEx(m): 1:19pm On Jan 23, 2021
ositadiima1:


lol no.
I no see am again na.
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Nobody: 1:50pm On Jan 23, 2021
ositadiima1:



You really think any sane woman go take suicidal and depressed man seriously? Bro, women don’t find that shitt sexy at all undecided

You cried out for help when you were depressed, down and almost out. The babe console you. You now feel say internet don forget and you are here feeling fly and talking about bunking her like say you be one don Baba J and she one common olosho. Baba you need serious help angry

And you dey wonder why she went hard on you when una get that silly argument the other time. It’s called ‘see finish’ grin

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by hustla(m): 2:15pm On Jan 23, 2021
Lazyyouth4u:


Nonesense you have written there. Crap! You know nothing. Go and learn how to spell ‘cantankerous’ before you can use it to describe someone you do not know. I bet that cheap ass phone you use no even get spell check.

Imagine me wasting my time responding to a hustler that sells used fake generator and phones on NL. Only God know where you find those items. On top of that, people still dey give you bad reviews. Are you not ashamed of yourself? See your nasty looking dirty nails embarassed


Mehn, why are you always in the middle of insults anytime I visit this thread?

It's either you're insulting one Alhaji something something or engaged in a duel with someone else

If you be guy, mehnnnn... undecided

Whew!

Btw Phone sellers make serious money on nairaland, US and Computer Village.. And yes, I deal too wink

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Donbrig: 3:29pm On Jan 23, 2021
I thought this thread would be free of every gbas-gbos this new year. Lets be focused and put all unnecessary confrontations aside.

We cannot afford to make same mistakes we made last year, redefine and re-examine yourself.
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Leezah(f): 3:50pm On Jan 23, 2021
Good afternoon House!
How are you doing? hope the weekend is beautiful?
Please, what's are your thoughts on Crypto currency?
Joe Biden Administration is looking towards that direction
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by emmanuelewumi(m): 4:11pm On Jan 23, 2021
Leezah:
Good afternoon House!

How are you doing? hope the weekend is beautiful?

Please, what's are your thoughts on Crypto currency?

Joe Biden Administration is looking towards that direction


There is an active thread on Nairaland for crypto currency discussions

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by jedisco(m): 4:15pm On Jan 23, 2021
Leezah:
Good afternoon House!

How are you doing? hope the weekend is beautiful?

Please, what's are your thoughts on Crypto currency?

Joe Biden Administration is looking towards that direction
I'd say it shouldn't affect much in the long run. With more dollars printed cos of covid, the value of the dollar will fall and more money will flow into assets.

But then, you can ask on the crypt0currency thread for more varied opinions.

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Boyhood: 6:00pm On Jan 23, 2021
emmanuelewumi:



There is an active thread on Nairaland for crypto currency discussions
Pls share the link to the crypto to thread
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadiima1: 6:12pm On Jan 23, 2021
Lazyyouth4u:


You really think any sane woman go take suicidal and depressed man seriously? Bro, women don’t find that shitt sexy at all undecided

You cried out for help when you were depressed, down and almost out. The babe console you. You now feel say internet don forget and you are here feeling fly and talking about bunking her like say you be one don Baba J and she one common olosho. Baba you need serious help angry

And you dey wonder why she went hard on you when una get that argument the other time. It’s called ‘see finish’ grin

U be idiot o. grin

I wrote a good story which some folks found interesting.

See ur self, u believe ma story without evidence but u don't believe that @Ahib owns a fleet of trucks. U be bad belle o.

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadiima1: 6:35pm On Jan 23, 2021
I don't like to brag but, I get more ass than a toilet seat. grin
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:36pm On Jan 23, 2021
ositadiima1:


U be idiot o. grin

I wrote a good story which some folks found interesting.

See ur self, u believe ma story without evidence but u don't believe that @Ahib owns a fleet of trucks. U be bad belle o.

No be only story. Na phoney. Continue to dey deceive yourself there.

By the way, I hope the suicidal thoughts no dey bother you again o and that the depression no dey too hard you again. Mr ‘I grew up abroad but I became a failure in life because my father brought us back to Naija’ grin

Who you dey call idiot? angry. Make I just ignore that misyearns from you for now. I no wan be the cause of further depression and suicidal thoughts from a 40 year old man wey dey blame him papa for his failures in life undecided
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by richforever123: 6:43pm On Jan 23, 2021
Lazyyouth4u:


No be only story. Na phoney. Continue to dey deceive yourself there.

By the way, I hope the suicidal thoughts no dey bother you again o and that the depression no dey too hard you again. Mr ‘I grew up abroad but I became a failure in life because my father brought us back to Naija’ grin

Who you dey call idiot? angry. Make I just ignore that misyearns from you for now. I no wan be the cause of further depression and suicidal thoughts from a 40 year old man wey dey blame him papa for his failures in life undecided

Take it, easy bro, life is not all squabbles and fights all the time, I know you may not be like this is real life, you may be using this forum for your alter ego

As they say, give a man a mask, then you will see his true nature

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadiima1: 6:49pm On Jan 23, 2021
richforever123:


Take it, easy bro, life is not all squabbles and fights all the time, I know you may not be like this is real life, you may be using this forum for your alter ego

As they say, give a man a mask, then you will see his true nature

He is probably scanning my posts, topics and shit for clues. Since he/she has appointed himself/herself our resident archeologist or abi detective. grin
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by TransAtlanticEx(m): 6:52pm On Jan 23, 2021
richforever123:


Take it, easy bro, life is not all squabbles and fights all the time, I know you may not be like this is real life, you may be using this forum for your alter ego

As they say, give a man a mask, then you will see his true nature
Its a bitter,frustrated,teenage girl with flat nipples that is behind that account.
It's getting very obvious with the way she keeps petty details in her head like it's what she came to the world to achieve.
People dey born useless children sha.

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Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by ositadiima1: 6:57pm On Jan 23, 2021
embarassed
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by TransAtlanticEx(m): 6:58pm On Jan 23, 2021
ositadiima1:


Loooooolllll,

I never seen this kind thing before, bro do u mean flat breast or actually nipples. Nawao.
lol flat nipples,you know the type you can't suck because nowhere to put mouth(no pointy extension on the breast,just smooth although like small pikin bum bum).
The breast dey be like those cup-lump weh them dey use tap rubber.
You know those cups? cheesy
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jan 23, 2021
ositadiima1:


He is probably scanning my posts, topics and shit for clues. Since he/she has appointed himself/herself our resident archeologist or abi detective. grin

Bro, trust me If I wanted to, I would have done it a long time ago . But I don’t want to. For very good reasons wink

Please don’t be an ingrate and be calling that girl wey get your back when you were down and out, an olosho. If person dey ask another guy whether he don bunk your sister, e go sweet you for belle?? undecided
Re: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:08pm On Jan 23, 2021
ositadiima1:
I don't like to brag but, I get more ass than a toilet seat. grin

Yes Indeed grin

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