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Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by banjicom(m): 9:08pm On Nov 24, 2020
englishmart:
You should be more concerned about unliving your hopeless life grin grin
You are a bastard! Na your upcoming generation go live hopelessly.......werey buruku jatijati
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by englishmart(op): 11:34am On Nov 25, 2020
banjicom:
You are a bastard! Na your upcoming generation go live hopelessly.......werey buruku jatijati
See how you're angry. But you can conviniently call people names. Life isn't about how much insults you can dish out, it's about how much you can swallow yourself
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by kemika8989(m): 12:30pm On Nov 25, 2020
englishmart:
Let me not bother you with a tedious story. I was traveling to Bayelsa six-months ago, after paying and was cleared to board, I noticed one very beautiful, rich-looking lady about to board too. I made sure we sat close to each other, and for real we were the only ones at the back. She was so beautiful that at first I lost my sense of masculinity, my entire system was frozen. "Don't tell me it took God just one day to create this lady " I argued within myself. I quickly accessed her to ascertain her worth. She had 2 Apple mobile phones (iphone x Pro and Iphone 11) That wasn't enough to confirm she's rich until I checked out her Gold watch of #120k, her gown of not less than #77.92k and even her 12k eyeshades. She also wore a fragrance from a perfume not cheaper than 29k. She was seeping money. I noticed the way she was looking at me repeatedly from the left corner of her eye. I knew she wanted to initiate a conversation but I kept my cool like I didn't care for the first one-hour of our journey. When we got to Abaji, I complained about the air conditioning not cooling enough which she supported and that was how we got talking. One hour later we got to Lokoja, as everyone alighted to get some food and snacks, she asked me to kindly accompany her Which I hesitated, shrugged then obliged. She got two plates of fried rice, chicken and a couple of obstacles. The bill was 11,200 and I stupidly offered to pay which she defiantly stopped me from doing, paid 12k and left. Which Kain girl be this one? I thought the last girl that paid for food for a guy died 1723? Apart from that, the last time a woman fed a man humanity lost paradise. What am I about to lose?

After about four-hours, we got to Delta state and parked for refreshments. Just as she did at Lokoja, she even doubled everything and also bought me a pair of palm sandals worth 27,990. I honestly wanted to reject it but I couldn't. Las, las, when we got to Bayelsa, she begged we lodged together for the night since we got to Yenegoa at 10:11pm. I didn't accept at first, but when she begged for hours, I took pity on her and accepted. Long story short, the next day everyone went on their own but with each other's contact. I spent 7days at Amassoma and returned to Abuja. I called her when I got to Abuja but she didn't pick up. I tried sometime later, still no response. I thought she had been kidnapped, you can't trust niger delta guys especially around such opulence. Luckily, well not luckily, she called 2-months later to tell me she was in Abuja and we could hangout. We met at Ibeto hotel where we started dating officially. She told me she liked everything about me, and I responded in the affirmative of liking her too. On my birthday, she send me a cash sum of 150k and some valuables. She earns up to 700k monthly on basic salary and proposing we get married asap
I told her I don't have money, and also need some time to grow up emotionally before talking about marriage. She said I don't need any growing up to do, that I'm all grown up and capable. She promised to send me 6m for bride price and wedding if I acquiesce to our getting married. She also seems to be loyal and submissive, which she also reaffirmed she won't change.
I'm so confused. What do you think, guys?
guy you dey hear me.... Collect that money go build your life like for a year plus with the money come marry her. Because if she marry you I pity you
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by SarutobiEky(m): 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2020
I will not say a word.?


I refuse to say a word?


Why shall I say a word?


Is it necessary to say a word?


Aww, snap. I said 34 words..

Bros you lucky.


huh sad
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by banjicom(m): 1:46pm On Nov 25, 2020
englishmart:
See how you're angry. But you can conviniently call people names. Life isn't about how much insults you can dish out, it's about how much you can swallow yourself
I wasn't even calling you names in the first place, i am just trying to let you know your story is unrealistic and virtual impossible. Shebi na the same Nigeria we dey, we all know how stingy and selfish our ladies can be in relationship.
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by englishmart(op): 9:45am On Nov 26, 2020
banjicom:
I wasn't even calling you names in the first place, i am just trying to let you know your story is unrealistic and virtual impossible. Shebi na the same Nigeria we dey, we all know how stingy and selfish our ladies can be in relationship.
You could have still done that without referring to the post as nonsense
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by Godada(m): 10:41am On Nov 26, 2020
englishmart:
You could have still done that without referring to the post as nonsense
Last time I checked, we still had freedom of expression. My grouse is that people cannot make their point without been insolent.

Your write up is ok, Op.
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by banjicom(m): 11:07am On Nov 26, 2020
englishmart:
You could have still done that without referring to the post as nonsense
Am sorry about that bro! One love wink
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by englishmart(op): 6:32am On Nov 28, 2020
banjicom:
Am sorry about that bro! One love wink
cheesy
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by SMOGnow: 11:03am On Jan 25, 2021
Wahala for who no know this guy
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by SMOGnow: 11:03am On Jan 25, 2021
SarutobiEky:
I will not say a word.?


I refuse to say a word?


Why shall I say a word?


Is it necessary to say a word?


Aww, snap. I said 34 words..

Bros you lucky.


huh sad
silence is better than saying nonsense
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by SarutobiEky(m): 12:58pm On Jan 25, 2021
SMOGnow:
silence is better than saying nonsense
shut up grin
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by englishmart(op): 4:33pm On Jan 25, 2021
SMOGnow:
silence is better than saying nonsense
grin
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by englishmart(op): 12:45pm On Feb 23, 2021
Effulgent:
local man cannot effulge anything again o, nothing dey add up

grin
Everything can't add up. That's life.
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by Pricelessruby(f): 12:50pm On Feb 23, 2021
grin lol
ouzo1:
I talk am, these days snuff no dey good again e dey cause hallucinations and ghost sighting.
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by englishmart(op): 9:56am On Apr 15, 2021
sad
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by folabayo(f): 12:28pm On Apr 15, 2021
Your dreams shall finally come to past grin
The title of your story is..." beautiful rich snow white and the dreamer boy
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by 2shaw: 12:38pm On Apr 15, 2021
Odeh,in your dreams. Mumu. Naao ugly guys dey dream. She spent this,she spent that,to a complete stranger. Be like say na dullard u dey chat with abi. Ozwo. Scripted fake ass shit. Fool.
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by englishmart(op): 8:16am On Apr 16, 2021
2shaw:
Odeh,in your dreams. Mumu. Naao ugly guys dey dream. She spent this,she spent that,to a complete stranger. Be like say na dullard u dey chat with abi. Ozwo. Scripted fake ass shit. Fool.
Take your drugs, son.



#bantilosha
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by 2shaw: 8:30am On Apr 16, 2021
Dumb story
englishmart:
Take your drugs, son.



#bantilosha
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by englishmart(op): 10:19am On Apr 16, 2021
2shaw:
Dumb story
That's your perspective and it doesn't matter.



#bantilosha
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by 2shaw: 10:21am On Apr 16, 2021
You are poor and delusional. Dull and very very very dull story. Tell the dumb story from to deaf ppl ok.
englishmart:
That's your perspective and it doesn't matter.
Re: OMG (oh My Girlfriend) by englishmart(op): 10:23am On Apr 16, 2021
2shaw:
You are poor and delusional. Dull and very very very dull story. Tell the dumb story from to deaf ppl ok.
Ok, sir. Can you now resume work?




#bantilosha
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