I was the Senior Perfect

Went to bribe the principal

1. We found money, and took it to the principal. Next day we were hailed as heroes at the assembly ground.

2. My dad visited. They were friends so I was summoned.

All this Tales by Moonlight people are typing here sef...

Sameazy15:
Me, omo nauhty sha in those days almost thrice a week i will get to the principal office either for noisemaking or troublesome

On that day i came late to school meanwhile at assembly, Principal talk say no football on the pitch because of previous nite rain so that we dont drag mud into the class etc. As na clay sand full every where

MEanwhile me i no know at breaktime boys playing football at the pitch.

Na so dem one girl start to dey gather names of ppl playeing. Amebo ppl

Around 2 , na so dem teachers start to dey go from class to class.
Dey call names.

Dem round us up go prinicpal office.

Omo see flogging 4 receptionist room

those were the days

Best student awards... What else happens there?!!

For Sorting

To phuck

richmond500:
we stole a goat from the school farm, we couldn't roast it cos the smoke will raise alarm, we thought we could use shaving stick to remove the hairs so we tried but it wasn't easy, we decided to put the goat in a bag and go out to cook it in our friends house, we were caught and I received the biggest flogging I have ever received in my life, 76 strokes of the cain and that is after I did some severe punishment like pick pin for some minutes.
I got sick and couldn't come to class through out that week.

There was another day we were having sex party in school chapel hall, there was empty room which we normally do the do while I was in SS3, I really don't know how but we got caught and suspended for 3weeks, I couldn't tell my parents sha.
School was fun o.

Then I left that school and went to one private school, my only time of going to principal office was that we (the entire class) refused to bring our practical specimen and the teacher reported us, we got flogged

You are hereby awarded the BADDEST living Nairalander.

I had a phone in a boarding school. As freely as I allowed my mates play with the phone, someone still snitched on me. Anyway I found my way out.

B

Sagging my shorts below waist level and making fun of my teachers.

Damn, I was such a terrorist back in high school.
Thank God for seeing my through.


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Excess score

Na chalk.

I was the captain of my class, from JS1 up to SS1. There was a time when there was no chalk in my class and he became aware of it. My class was next to his office. Come see table settings. Everywhere was so quiet under a serene atmosphere. I attended a public school and I never regretted it. Our leaders must pay for destroying public schools, right here on earth

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Reading

You sef still go school?

I won a competition for my School

Weytin wan carry me go there?

It's not a place for most introverts

QVicky10:
I found out that john means the customer of a prostitute

Wait,,,, make I check dico first.

Learnt a new word. Thanks

When I was being an efiko in JSS 1 and reading the dictionary to know random words and I foud out that John means the customer of a prostitute. So I went and told the John in my class then the meaning of his name as a joke.
Some people now carried the matter that I was being a bad child by mentioning prostitute and reported me. Our principal then just laughed and told me not to do it again.

Riele:
When I had to be interview for a prefect position.

#gud_girls_like_me

For someone whom they wanted to bestow with the position of a prefect its INTERVIEWED.

Nothing serious

I won a PC coding scholarship

Visited the principal officer for special meeting and recognition...

richmond500:
we stole a goat from the school farm, we couldn't roast it cos the smoke will raise alarm, we thought we could use shaving stick to remove the hairs so we tried but it wasn't easy, we decided to put the goat in a bag and go out to cook it in our friends house, we were caught and I received the biggest flogging I have ever received in my life, 76 strokes of the cain and that is after I did some severe punishment like pick pin for some minutes.
I got sick and couldn't come to class through out that week.

There was another day we were having sex party in school chapel hall, there was empty room which we normally do the do while I was in SS3, I really don't know how but we got caught and suspended for 3weeks, I couldn't tell my parents sha.
School was fun o.

Then I left that school and went to one private school, my only time of going to principal office was that we (the entire class) refused to bring our practical specimen and the teacher reported us, we got flogged

guy u be d oga patapata of Hoodlums

My skirt was too short according to them.

orisunmibare01:
I remember one time my mum lost her phone and she came to ask me in school if I took it. That was the only time I remember I was "summoned". I have always been a good boy

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Sameazy15:
Me, omo nauhty sha in those days almost thrice a week i will get to the principal office either for noisemaking or troublesome

My name appeared in list of noise makers.

I was ushered into the Principal's air conditioned office, where I received some strokes of koboko.

I can never forget that afternoon.

The chioma is really that beautiful?

2emotional:
I wasnt really a tough guy, i was school social prefect so i am always at his office for good reasons until i had one problem that even was very tough to me.
Someone reported me to him that I'm dating Chioma (school's mbg) who everyone was scared to approach cos principal is overly protective of her(her parents placed her under his care sha. Not like I was dating her a that time ooo, we were just close friends but frankly at that point the friendship has reached the level of love letters and hugging in class( na jealous niggas cast me sha)..
I was invited to his office for questioning. Na so he use red eye dey question me and I bluntly told him that we ain't dating but I like her and she is my friend. Las Las na warning and threats end am.
Next term, after break he caught us chatting at the library(I was even holding her hand after some kisses) when class was on.. He knelt us down in his office and thoroughly beat us( I cried sha).
Next day Chioma was nowhere to be found. her Mom came to school with frowned face during assembly and I was so scared, after assembly school dismissed and nobody summoned me. I later hia say na principal she quarell cos he flog the girl for nyash.. That was the last day I saw Chioma cos she changed school after that day. Kai!!! High School was fun sha

Sameazy15:
Me, omo nauhty sha in those days almost thrice a week i will get to the principal office either for noisemaking or troublesome

For pressing Ngozi Okezie's big bumbum in JS2.

I never had any issue in school that made me go to the principal's office...fear of my dad made me behave myself!

I put papa for amaka ear when she dey sleep
I and my gang ambush a senior prefect after school
I went to collect my new school uniform

Ashirawealthy1:

For someone whom they wanted to bestow with the position of a prefect its INTERVIEWED.

Alright!

While in SS2, a teacher was sleeping with a JSS2 student and we knew.

So my classmates tried to use that as leverage to sleep with the teacher.

It snowballed into a shitstorm and I was smack in the middle

Talk about "just because I dey there, I follow enter the yawa"

1. Went to play PS on cultural day when I had a presentation


2. Love letters