I was a cool kid way back , but I had issues with my temper , got kicked out of school and started secondary school in nigeria all over , had a bully that just wouldn’t let me be , flogging was my bane , I saw no reason to it , as a prefect he gave me 40 lashes for loitering and scared me the next day attempted another act for not greeting ........ long story short , I went home with a cut lip, a swollen eye , he got 9 stitches 3 broken ribs 2 broken fingers and a skull fracture , got arrested , my dad had to foot the bills till they discovered I had tones of whip scars all over me , he cried , never saw my father that pained .

my father was around

Eriokanmi:
Awww...indomie jenereshan spotted

indomie generation at 29yrs? Abi na when phone reach your village?

prince2pac:
That was after our WAEC results came out, I was the only student that made Economics in the whole school...


But that exam tough ooo, out of 350 students, only 70 choose Econs, on the exam day na one deeper life man they bring for us... Our school hall is as large as camp nou, so the spacing was very bad.. Na Oluwa sha... for men weh get mind..


proudly OGSSIAN

Blue blood...

Proudly OGSSIAN.

09.

Visited principal office ones, when he seized my Motorola L6 during waec.

RIP Mr Nwaiche a great man.

Sctests:
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You became a cultist in secondary school?

.. ode shey na only cultists dey smoke ni??

angelfallz:
The chioma is really that beautiful?

Beautiful Is an understatement. She was very beautiful.

My stubbornness

markidoo:
Suspension for shooting knockout in October!!

Lol

2emotional:
I wasnt really a tough guy, i was school social prefect so i am always at his office for good reasons until i had one problem that even was very tough to me.
Someone reported me to him that I'm dating Chioma (school's mbg) who everyone was scared to approach cos principal is overly protective of her(her parents placed her under his care sha. Not like I was dating her a that time ooo, we were just close friends but frankly at that point the friendship has reached the level of love letters and hugging in class( na jealous niggas cast me sha)..
I was invited to his office for questioning. Na so he use red eye dey question me and I bluntly told him that we ain't dating but I like her and she is my friend. Las Las na warning and threats end am.
Next term, after break he caught us chatting at the library(I was even holding her hand after some kisses) when class was on.. He knelt us down in his office and thoroughly beat us( I cried sha).
Next day Chioma was nowhere to be found. her Mom came to school with frowned face during assembly and I was so scared, after assembly school dismissed and nobody summoned me. I later hia say na principal she quarell cos he flog the girl for nyash.. That was the last day I saw Chioma cos she changed school after that day. Kai!!! High School was fun sha

u must be missing ur old lover

joelbooks:
I was the Senior Perfect

they didn't ask for ur post in school...

I need to make some restitution.
If I had to contest for any public position in this country, I had to clear my past from the 3 different sec. Sch. I attended.

O Lord help me and my friends; G.Cappa, Gbenga, Cain, Makavaelli, Al Mustapha, Ortega, Doggy..... wherever u guys at, all over the world...I missed y'all.

Was a friend to My principal I was his errand boy

2emotional:

Beautiful Is an understatement. She was very beautiful.

wow. if only you had a picture.

PLS help... My waec certificate has oy two name, my surname and first name... And my other document I have 3names hope this will not affect me pls

It was 2007 when we were in yoruba class in SS3. The goons all have their seats at the back including myself. We were 5 close pal and criminal in crime then. So one of us brought porn CD to sch, the CD was inside his bag and we have been looking the cover captioned with big black long dick and boobs. So, aunty Yoruba noticed we were looking at something under the desk and she ordered the 5 of us to stand up, we stood up and she requested to see our yoruba note, 4 among us immediately showed her our note and the last person couldn't, he was the white fowl among us. She said; you, where is your note, the white fowl said it is inside his bag. I don't knw if this idiot deliberately wanted to put us all in trouble, knowing full well that the porn is in his possession (inside his bag). Then, the yoruba teacher collected his bag, the first thing she saw was the porn cover, she threw the bag on the floor and shouted, "Jesus Christ". She then matched the 5 of us to the principal's office immediately. When we got there, the principal was like, "Aunty, what have they done?" The teacher brought out the porn cover and showed it to the principal, he screamed, Kileeleyi (What's this one) as he grabbed his dick as if it was his dick's picture on the same cover page. He ordered the though male teachers to join him in flogging us and they surrounded us as if we stole money from Central Bank. We were flogged right and centered and we all acted as if the cane doesn't pain. Last last, they got tired and let us go.

Was caught operating my handset during class hours

I beat a senior student in ss2 class, while I was in jss.3... baba, just dey bully me anyhow, I couldn't take it anymore, na him I change am for am. I beat am so teey principal called me to his office. Other, reasons why I was summoned to the principle's office was either for noise making or Dodging classes especially "mathematics"

I won the second runner up prize in the cowbell/peloga maths competition.
I achieved that even as the school didn’t have a maths teacher.
All round, I was a pretty good boy until I got caught up in a romantic relationship with a classmate.

Weed (Igbo) I usually buy that for my principal back then, may his soul rest in peace. Dem nor born that teacher well to touch me in school

Psych412:
me and my friends were caught watching porn video inside school hostel. we were caught by our hostel mistress. we were reported the next day to the principal. we were punished(flogged) and suspended for three weeks.

u go spoil anyhow o..

Yeah...
The good old days!

After graduating from primary six I come go summer school... E make sense die as we no come dei where shorts again n we dei wear white shirt... The school big n we dei choke for class unlike primary school... Got to meet all the bad asses n made friends with them.... But las las them come divide the school into two because of population n distance, them carry me go the other section n left my ogs for the main section.
The section them carry me go come b afternoon... I wan die! Ppl dei baff go school I dei house n if I dei go them dei return... I come dei regret but na me tell old man say na the school b that n him sharp sharp go pay school fees... The place b like hell, I no fit even tell any other student Bleep u make him no look shock or make them useless girls no shout name of their creator turn look me. Them sha dei fear me that time well... But I come find my new ogs again... One of my realest was DANGORA, me n him tight... We dei same wavelength!

Now to the mata

We start to dei ball for school since resumption time na 12:30 or so... We go leave house 10:30.... BALL!!!
We go dirty b4 school start...
Ma's so one day I dei ball for school compound... Them wan score my team... The ball dei role enta our monkey post oo, I no fit kick go throwing I must just kick am towards d post coz I no get balance... I come wire hot shot!!! Na inside principal office ooooooooooooo... I break 3 glasses they type wei dem dei call lovars... Na so the man just come oo, call me enta ogs fled like na slaughter them go slaughter them... Only DANGORA remained... Principal say him no go fit flog me coz sergeant never come but na in my favour... After today... Make I just go house them make I bring person wei go fix am. I was heart broken... We enta class na just how I go take tidy up situation dei my mind in no laff I no play just tots... Finally DANGORA come reason me formation say make I no worry on our way home him go reason me how I go run am.... Na then I fit smile
We dei go house... Him come tell me say make I go remove lovars from another class put for them they will never know or suspect... SENSE!!!
I reason am e go well... Nicest plan! The following day... Them summon me go office, first tin I heard was have u informed ur parents I said yes, them come say where them dei.... I say them go work out sometin b4 d end of the week.
NEXT DAY!
I carry tape... Measure the glasses like say I wan go get new one... I COME SCAM DIA ASSES!
the principal say I wan go buy am after school I say yes, him come say the fixing who go do am I say na me... Say n this kind windows we get.... HABA!
THE following days I show first with plyer... I come notice say one large cupboard dei n person no fit know if anyone dei miss coz the cupboard dei cover dei window.... I just move d heavy tin me n my guy DANGORA! Remove 3... Push d cupboard back... Go wash am sharp sharp!
Put am inside my bag... As principal show I just go greet am with my bag... Fix am
That day the announcement was official NO MORE FOOTBALL
.. THE BALLING WAS AT THE DETRIMENT OF OR LEARNING.... We get tired n sleep in class... Principal come ban football for the school! I mean OMG!!!
HOW
school no ball? Na die oo.... One week passed... Like play like play... Two weeks!
Omo we just connect reason each other say na for school premises him say make we no ball... We drop our bags go the big field for the campus... Played ball that day like die!
After that we came back n told other guys... They too joined
Na so some snitches go report us... I still enta principal office... Them flog us for assembly again!

Tins choke we carry me go office but to type hard

Chai, omo na calculator bring fight oo, me and my padi.

After inviting our parent, we still clear bush,thank God he no give us suspension.

godofuck231:
I was a cool kid way back , but I had issues with my temper , got kicked out of school and started secondary school in nigeria all over , had a bully that just wouldn’t let me be , flogging was my bane , I saw no reason to it , as a prefect he gave me 40 lashes for loitering and scared me the next day attempted another act for not greeting ........ long story short , I went home with a cut lip, a swollen eye , he got 9 stitches 3 broken ribs 2 broken fingers and a skull fracture , got arrested , my dad had to foot the bills till they discovered I had tones of whip scars all over me , he cried , never saw my father that pained .

My God!

bekinyaro:
BUTEC

Yes oo Baba u garit

It was after WAEC, after i've had enough F in the exam. My mum came to see for herself, then we proceeded to the principal office to see if i can have resit in the school. But principal refused.

na Eyinni i go do am lass lass

I always make sure I miss Monday morning assembly cos the principal must be present to address the school because of my afro hair I was preserving for Xmas. That day I don't know how it happened I came to sch during assembly period. As I was coming my eyes met with that of the principal immediately I removed my eyes and told my friend I was with to help me cheek if she is still looking at me and she keeps telling me yes yes yes. O boy immediately I stood at a place she said YOU I looked up pointed at myself she said yes, see me after the assembly. I reason am say is better may I go cut my hair before this women go give skin cut when Xmas don reach. As I wan go gateman no allow me till I told him it was the principal the said I should go and cut my hair. To cut the thing shot I cut my hair came back to class and the told me she have been here 2times looking for me cos that time my name and class was written down by a teacher. I went, she saw me and said thank your God you wouldn't have recognise yourself if am the one that cut this your hair.

I was the president of Jets Union Committee (JUC) at Tolu complex Ajegunle in year 2015 then. So we wanted to hold a huge science event in the school. I had to write a letter to him and meet him in person to hold a meeting with him. It was a good thing sha. M

sagging

orisunmibare01:

indomie generation at 29yrs? Abi na when phone reach your village?

check when indomie was first produced in Nigeria(1988), if your burth fell within that age range, you're of that generation.

countless of time. don't even know where to start.

Ego2:
Lool if you go the kind sec school wey I go you go understand say you gaz learn How To defend yourself.

Where u school

Psych412:
me and my friends were caught watching porn video inside school hostel. we were caught by our hostel mistress. we were reported the next day to the principal. we were punished(flogged) and suspended for three weeks.

Now u are practicing it well well.Onye aruru ala dika gi,come lets watch it again 2geda.