Dagger111:
It was 2007 when we were in yoruba class in SS3. The goons all have their seats at the back including myself. We were 5 close pal and criminal in crime then. So one of us brought porn CD to sch, the CD was inside his bag and we have been looking the cover captioned with big black long dick and boobs. So, aunty Yoruba noticed we were looking at something under the desk and she ordered the 5 of us to stand up, we stood up and she requested to see our yoruba note, 4 among us immediately showed her our note and the last person couldn't, he was the white fowl among us. She said; you, where is your note, the white fowl said it is inside his bag. I don't knw if this idiot deliberately wanted to put us all in trouble, knowing full well that the porn is in his possession (inside his bag). Then, the yoruba teacher collected his bag, the first thing she saw was the porn cover, she threw the bag on the floor and shouted, "Jesus Christ". She then matched the 5 of us to the principal's office immediately. When we got there, the principal was like, "Aunty, what have they done?" The teacher brought out the porn cover and showed it to the principal, he screamed, Kileeleyi (What's this one) as he grabbed his dick as if it was his dick's picture on the same cover page. He ordered the though male teachers to join him in flogging us and they surrounded us as if we stole money from Central Bank. We were flogged right and centered and we all acted as if the cane doesn't pain. Last last, they got tired and let us go.

Hahahaha the part where your principal screamed and grabbed his kini has me dying here lmfaoooooooo the horror on his face, I'd pay to see it, his reaction rotblmfaoooooooo

I never entered, entering fstc usi, principal's office was no joke..
But I've entered the vp admin's office countless times

oyaaa:
Where u school

lagos

Omo dah year ehh, I stubborn kaiii I stubborn dieee.. I no send anybody, even the teachers tire for me.. I be like tyrant, omo if you fyn my trouble ahhh nobody fii hol me oo, nobody fii beg me until I do wetin dey my mind then I go dey okay, if you like go report, Las Las dem go punish me or flog me, I must dust am na normal levuss in short na you go tire, I be geh but the tomboy spirit wey been dey control me strong pa.. The only thing wey I no do na to sag my pleated uniform skirt, I fly shirt, I dey bounce, I con dey drag my feet on top dah wan, I dey miss classes like mad, I go jus dey for bus garage o nothing or I enter library go dey read some kain forbidden books, highest madam librarian go send me commot, til closing time I fit no enter class, enter my school bus go house, note I no go copy, assignment I no go do, classwork keh for wia..

Na wan oversabi houseman wey dey teach us CRK carry my matter for head like Panadol, im report me tire sotey im stop, im start to dey bring cane, for wia, uncle I forgot my note o, everyday you forgot your note, I want to see it tomorrow, laelae me go bring empty pages maka why, I no bring am till im start to dey flog me normal, im see say this geh jus come this life to stress am, omo na punishment enter make I no shorten im life span finish.. I don already know, if im enter class, na to go kneel down for front of class til im period finish.. omo I give people wahala dah year

They still laugh whenever they see me now, no be dis geh wey give us wahala dah year kaiii you've changed ooo hahahaha.. My classmates still ask me how I transitioned to a very calm and easygoing lady hahaha omo you don see am now

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i knew not my principal not even his office because I was not a student back than ...

Elizabeth Warner come and say something here

2emotional:

Yea I did in 2016 but she was engaged then. She is married with 2 kids now, we are only Facebook friends now

Oh okay.

2emotional:
for wia!!! My current loverS don do me jor

They run her on soft oh �

1F30M4:


Hahahaha the part where your principal screamed and grabbed his kini has me dying here lmfaoooooooo the horror on his face, I'd pay to see it, his reaction rotblmfaoooooooo

Madam, it was hectic for us that day. I was like, is it his kini ni, abi what's all these?

Sameazy15:
Me, omo nauhty sha in those days almost thrice a week i will get to the principal office either for noisemaking or troublesome

Are you a School sat holder and ready to work as a POS person

Do you stay around Aguda/Ijesha Surulere?

Kindly call 07034579079(WhatsApp) for immediate employment..

Dagger111:
It was 2007 when we were in yoruba class in SS3. The goons all have their seats at the back including myself. We were 5 close pal and criminal in crime then. So one of us brought porn CD to sch, the CD was inside his bag and we have been looking the cover captioned with big black long dick and boobs. So, aunty Yoruba noticed we were looking at something under the desk and she ordered the 5 of us to stand up, we stood up and she requested to see our yoruba note, 4 among us immediately showed her our note and the last person couldn't, he was the white fowl among us. She said; you, where is your note, the white fowl said it is inside his bag. I don't knw if this idiot deliberately wanted to put us all in trouble, knowing full well that the porn is in his possession (inside his bag). Then, the yoruba teacher collected his bag, the first thing she saw was the porn cover, she threw the bag on the floor and shouted, "Jesus Christ". She then matched the 5 of us to the principal's office immediately. When we got there, the principal was like, "Aunty, what have they done?" The teacher brought out the porn cover and showed it to the principal, he screamed, Kileeleyi (What's this one) as he grabbed his dick as if it was his dick's picture on the same cover page. He ordered the though male teachers to join him in flogging us and they surrounded us as if we stole money from Central Bank. We were flogged right and centered and we all acted as if the cane doesn't pain. Last last, they got tired and let us go.

Hahahahahaha, they skinned your asses.

Escaped that in Js3 back in Nig. It was a couple of Playboy Mags.

My and my G's had our code back then. If you get caught, don't mention my name; no snitches, strictly OG's!

Last time I got to Principal's office was Pry School if you could call it that for busting one boy's head. We were to fight and his neighborhood kids wanted to join in and gang up on me and make it a beatdown So i simply switched up, grabbed my lunch bag with the metal spoon still in it, and started whacking them with it. He got hit on the head, bled like a weak goat but I got rushed to the HM's office, they rang the emergency bell, mans got canes and whacked me till his old shoulders tired. Of course, I shouted and thrashed around like I was sorry, the real deal was that I was trying to wriggle out of them getting me to bring my folks over because Pops and mom would've killed me worse than anything the school could've done to me.
I was to bring them but I never did, just made a deal with my older siblings, worse crooks than i was then, absconded from thursday over the weekend. By Monday some other unfortunate dudes had committed enough ruckus for the HM to forget about me.

Interestingly enough, I never made it to the Principal's office for any bad thing i did in sec. schl because I'd learnt to pick my goons well and code my moves even better. The only side they all ever saw was JETS flyboy, the Press Club Editor, School Prefect side of me. Truthfully enough though, I cooled off in SS2. Just outgrew some shytes and moved on.

chachanga:


Hahahahahaha, they skinned your asses.

Escaped that in Js3 back in Nig. It was a couple of Playboy Mags.

My and my G's had our code back then. If you get caught, don't mention my name; no snitches, strictly OG's!

Last time I got to Principal's office was Pry School if you could call it that for busting one boy's head. We were to fight and his neighborhood kids wanted to join in and gang up on me and make it a beatdown So i simply switched up, grabbed my lunch bag with the metal spoon still in it, and started whacking them with it. He got hit on the head, bled like a weak goat but I got rushed to the HM's office, they rang the emergency bell, mans got canes and whacked me till his old shoulders tired. Of course, I shouted and thrashed around like I was sorry, the real deal was that I was trying to wriggle out of them getting me to bring my folks over because Pops and mom would've killed me worse than anything the school could've done to me.
I was to bring them but I never did, just made a deal with my older siblings, worse crooks than i was then, absconded from thursday over the weekend. By Monday some other unfortunate dudes had committed enough ruckus for the HM to forget about me.

Interestingly enough, I never made it to the Principal's office for any bad thing i did in sec. schl because I'd learnt to pick my goons well and code my moves even better. The only side they all ever saw was JETS flyboy, the Press Club Editor, School Prefect side of me. Truthfully enough though, I cooled off in SS2. Just outgrew some shytes and moved on.

Tough man

Only when I wanted to collect my final results.


I raise yansh for those liars up there.

As ex senior prefect I was always at the principal's office
I haven't been beaten by principal only one harsh chemistry teacher beat throughout my six years stay in secondary School.

godwon01:
Indomie kids. Jss and SSS classes reporting. This thread is not for mature mind of those days. The days we used to say I am in form 1 or form five. When you can not even near the Hostel master talk less of the principal. If your case reached the principal office, you are finished already. You don't even have gut to pass through his office. You can only see him when he has a special message to deliver on behalf of the government or parents. If you were in the class and you sight him through the window ,you would be feeling jittery and praying fervently not to come to your class. You fear them in those days as non believers fear witches and wizard this days. Rest in peace my Principal.

ancient of days, we have heard u, stop telling us how old u are or whatever.
Even back in 90's and early 2000, there was still primary and secondary.
carry ur form 8 and get lost

balekzy:
PLS help... My waec certificate has oy two name, my surname and first name... And my other document I have 3names hope this will not affect me pls

it will affect u more than u know.
Because of that little thing, u may not go for NYSC service.

but there are ways to sort it out and which is extreme care.

richmond500:
ancient of days, we have heard u, stop telling us how old u are or whatever.
Even back in 90's and early 2000, there was still primary and secondary.
carry ur form 8 and get lost

Must you abuse me . Do I abuse anybody. Children of nowadays na wa for you. Any small things you just insult person. I leave you alone for God to judge you. Must you comments to abuse or insult me.

I refuse to drop money for waec expo .
Anytime we want to do prep talk like this my name must surely be mentioned.
I paid the money buh laslas kasala burst as our result was terrible . Thank God for neco Sha

Caught playing football inside classroom gave us indefinite suspension.
Pain us die,we were in sss 3 then, 9 in number and we were the only Delta State students in the school,we fall our state hand.