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Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 7:34pm On Jan 31, 2021
In highschool, I was this minding-my-business sort of guy.

I received many love letters, and woos from the opposite sex...well, I guess they were sapiosexual.


One day, I met this new girl. I didn't know why I liked her though but I guess..I just wanted to feel among.

I had never wooed! I confided in my buddy and he gave me the wackest of lines of asking about others things before hitting it. Blonde brained me!


I walked up to her:

“Hi Cloe,

Emmm, is emmm, is Justin your brother?”


“You know he is..what do you actually want to ask me..I'm in a class?”


“(uneasy now). Like what's the age difference between you both?”


“(eye contact now). Three. Anything else?”


“(sweating like ewu nchi agbali). Emm, Cloe, I just wanted to..like emm, I don't know if.. as in like, I like you, and want to be friends with ..emm, you.”


“(acute) We are already friends naw.”


“(heave a relief) Not that kinda, I mean just....”


“(interrupts)..abeg, I'm in a class now. When I'm done, we'll relax and talk about this.”


(Walks back to class).


It was as though Olumo rock was lifted off my heart. She returned and ’greed tho.


Well, little did I know then that my pal connived with the girl to use me. I got sense just three days after..after the un-understandable billing.


Five years later, bae is on my WhatsApp asking for a second chance.

Well, I wasn't Don Pedro. It's gone for good.


Maybe she's searched for me in all her male friends and failed.


That was a girl I could call love.


Have you crazy woosperiences?


Share please.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Nobody: 7:38pm On Jan 31, 2021
grin grin grin
If it's not the experience man again himself

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 7:39pm On Jan 31, 2021
Tadeknkeepcalm:
grin grin grin
If it's not the experience man again himself

I bow sir.


Share yours.
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by NextD18: 7:40pm On Jan 31, 2021
I'm actually not a wooing kind of guy, but I think the very and first time I approached a lady for wooing reason was because a bet was placed by my friends then in school.

What did I do? I approached the lady who was very popular for her pretty looks, she should be in her 400lvl then while I was in 200.

Okay, I greeted with "Hello", told her with a smiling face that a bet was placed for me to woo her and get her number and that I'll like her to cooperate with me because my buddies were watching and observing, I also told her I'm not really interested in her or her number but I'll like her to act with me to even if it means giving a wrong number just for me to dial and act like shiit is going well.

To my surprised, she smiled and laughed, she was about looking to see where my buddies were observing from, I told her not to, she obliged, smiled, called a number and I saved and dialed it and her phone rang. I smiled, asked for a 180 degree hug, she also obliged, we hugged, exchanged some goodbye greetings and I bounced towards my buddies while they hailed me.

I won the bet and also ended up as a necessary friend to the lady.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Nobody: 7:42pm On Jan 31, 2021
Arrrrrrrh

I have once wow a girl few years back. I cant seems to forget about this girl then. Wowin' her wasn't a big deal, since I was a shy guy then I did the magic via the keyboard. We actually met once before I added her on Facebook.

I added her and chat her up, few days along the lines she has already fall. I was like "Na so e easy to catch Bea"? grin

Last last after some times I stop wowin' her, I move due to some things like that. Before that girl move on it took her time .

@Chatinent

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by HRHQueenPhil(f): 7:47pm On Jan 31, 2021
I tried this once, it went well but he was AS as well so we cldnt marry

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by illicit(m): 7:49pm On Jan 31, 2021
Well....
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 7:51pm On Jan 31, 2021
All right.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 7:54pm On Jan 31, 2021
NextD18:
cheesy


Say sth.
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Nobody: 7:54pm On Jan 31, 2021
chatinent:


.

grin grin you catch me fast. Oya edit am make I write well.
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 7:56pm On Jan 31, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
I tried this once, it went well but he was AS as well so we cldnt marry


So sorry, dear.


I hope you have found a match made in heaven?

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 7:57pm On Jan 31, 2021
illicit:
Well....


Say sth and become legit for once.

Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 8:06pm On Jan 31, 2021
gaius01:


grin grin you catch me fast. Oya edit am make I write well.


Lol.
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by HRHQueenPhil(f): 8:09pm On Jan 31, 2021
chatinent:



So sorry, dear.


I hope you have found a match made in heaven?
unfortunately I did not find any undecided single as a bird

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 8:10pm On Jan 31, 2021
NextD18:
I'm actually not a wooing kind of guy, but I think the very and first time I approached a lady for wooing reason was because a bet was placed by my friends then in school.

What did I do? I approached the lady who was very popular for her pretty looks, she should be in her 400lvl then while I was in 200.

Okay, I greeted with "Hello", told her with a smiling face that a bet was placed for me to woo her and get her number and that I'll like her to cooperate with me because my buddies were watching and observing, I also told her I'm not really interested in her or her number but I'll like her to act with me to even if it means giving a wrong number just for me to dial and act like shiit is going well.

To my surprised, she smiled and laughed, she was about looking to see where my buddies where observing from, I told her not to, she obliged, smiled, called a number and I saved and dialed it and her phone rang. I smiled, asked for a 180 degree hug, she also obliged, we hugged, exchanged some goodbye greetings and I bounced towards my buddies while they hailed me.

I won the bet and also ended up as a necessary friend to the lady.

I was there. I was the one telling her to make you necessary .... maka billing. I needed to buy handouts.



tongue


Nice tale.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 8:13pm On Jan 31, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
unfortunately I did not find any undecided single as a bird

You just found me.


Let me make you a turtle dove.


Come and be my pandemic ..keep me locked down.


Sincerely yours, chatinent.


Hit me below with the number.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jan 31, 2021
chatinent:


a fa.

I deg wait oo, remove my previous post bro.�
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent: 8:15pm On Jan 31, 2021
gaius01:


I deg wait oo, remove my previous post bro.�


All right.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by The5DME(m): 8:24pm On Jan 31, 2021
I didn't woo any of them; they wooed me rather. But it was secondary school love though sha, we were still kids. I've not started adolescent wooing though.
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by jonaifame22(m): 8:24pm On Jan 31, 2021
She is a very beautiful girl, chocolate colored like eclairs sweet, she's quite petit, wth her voice thin has as a thread, when she moves her waist sways from side to side like the pendulum of a grand father clock, her breasts and Yansh are quite firm and big, I'd love to say it was a souvenir left for her when puberty came knocking at her door, every time I see her it is always a mixture of love and lust, as I always tAke my time to survey her body like a vulture would a piece of carcass.
I carefully mapped out my plan, well I had good knowledge of geography so that was not a challenge, I rehearsed my lines repeatedly like a student rehearsing for a heated debate competition , I prayed to God repeatedly even more than devout Muslim would pray 5times daily that I find favor with this girl

Lo and behold the day came and I lay in wait like lastma officials waiting for an offending motorist cos I new her closing time from where she was doing apprenticeship,having studied her movement like a spy of a dreaded cult group
Behold she closed for the day and I walked up to her like a sinner walking to a pastor to give his life to Christ during an altar call.
Then I greeted her,the way she looked at me, I felt my guardian angel leaving cos I felt empty like a barrel wth no content, I was lost for words or so I thought cos all my rehearsed lines were no where to be found like a lost dog that had strayed away from home, I stammered repeatedly like a music audio cd plate that has had lots of scratches on its surface, I sweat like a Nigerian university graduate parading the streets of Lagos on foot searching for jobs, then I managed to mutter a word and she said "ehn ehn" what do you want " then I told her to calm down in the most calm voice that I have not come for trouble, she jus hissed and walked away, hmmmmmmm when I got home I took a cold bath and starved my feelings for her like a wicked stepmother would do to a step child. And dat was it

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jan 31, 2021
Sht, we used to meet and smoke in the bush after lectures during my uni days. One thing led to the other shaa, I didn't woo her, the weed did.
we're still best friends till now even though we're no longer together.

Come to think of it, I've been in like 5 relationships in my life and i never woo('d') anyone of them.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Reex12(m): 8:45pm On Jan 31, 2021
na, I was a shy kid back then didn't really interest myself in wooing despite some greenlight I just ignored them.I was all bout the books lol

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Wyry: 8:53pm On Jan 31, 2021
Nigerian girls are useless.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by GIANTPLUSHUB: 9:27pm On Jan 31, 2021
This thread go dey interesting. I see it going to Frontpage. Let me park here grin

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Sonnobax15(m): 9:30pm On Jan 31, 2021
shocked


Not every Nigerian girl is useless..

Back to the topic..

I think it happened way back in 2012 during the days of my GCE.... Though I was the first person to initiate a conversation,but I gave up the moment I realized many other guys were into her....But the funniest thing was that she noticed,that I was distancing myself from her whenever we were together.....Then,I was too shy to even woo her because I thought I wasn't in the same level with her...
After the end of the exam,she left Delta for Lagos,and never returned till the following year...

Fast forward to 2013, something happened and it led to anotherthing...And I was already in poly,and she later came to join me in the same poly.....And all of a sudden,we started dating......Up till this very moment,she has been my all even though say I dey try misbehave at times,still,she still dey track me down...

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Nobody: 10:05pm On Jan 31, 2021
chatinent:

You just found me.

Let me make you a turtle dove.

Come and be my pandemic ..keep me locked down.

Sincerely yours, chatinent.

Hit me below with the number.
nice wooing skills..

you should get a hotel room alreadywink

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 31, 2021
chatinent:

You just found me.

Let me make you a turtle dove.

Come and be my pandemic ..keep me locked down.

Sincerely yours, chatinent.

Hit me below with the number.
nice wooing skills..

you should get a hotel room alreadywink

back to the topic: well op i did but it ended in premium tears

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Meedon: 10:07pm On Jan 31, 2021
Nigerian girls are awesome...

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by omoburuku: 10:11pm On Jan 31, 2021
i will be back...lemme go and call uncle lala.

lalaaticlala o
how many rimes did I call u?
do the d needful osiso.
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by SavageBoy: 10:18pm On Jan 31, 2021
NextD18:
I'm actually not a wooing kind of guy, but I think the very and first time I approached a lady for wooing reason was because a bet was placed by my friends then in school.

What did I do? I approached the lady who was very popular for her pretty looks, she should be in her 400lvl then while I was in 200.

Okay, I greeted with "Hello", told her with a smiling face that a bet was placed for me to woo her and get her number and that I'll like her to cooperate with me because my buddies were watching and observing, I also told her I'm not really interested in her or her number but I'll like her to act with me to even if it means giving a wrong number just for me to dial and act like shiit is going well.

To my surprised, she smiled and laughed, she was about looking to see where my buddies where observing from, I told her not to, she obliged, smiled, called a number and I saved and dialed it and her phone rang. I smiled, asked for a 180 degree hug, she also obliged, we hugged, exchanged some goodbye greetings and I bounced towards my buddies while they hailed me.

I won the bet and also ended up as a necessary friend to the lady.

You're matured bro...

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by SavageBoy: 10:24pm On Jan 31, 2021
jonaifame22:
She is a very beautiful girl, chocolate colored like eclairs sweet, she's quite petit, wth her voice thin has as a thread, when she moves her waist sways from side to side like the pendulum of a grand father clock, her breasts and Yansh are quite firm and big, I'd love to say it was a souvenir left for her when puberty came knocking at her door, every time I see her it is always a mixture of love and lust, as I always tAke my time to survey her body like a vulture would a piece of carcass.
I carefully mapped out my plan, well I had good knowledge of geography so that was not a challenge, I rehearsed my lines repeatedly like a student rehearsing for a heated debate competition , I prayed to God repeatedly even more than devout Muslim would pray 5times daily that I find favor with this girl

Lo and behold the day came and I lay in wait like lastma officials waiting for an offending motorist cos I new her closing time from where she was doing apprenticeship,having studied her movement like a spy of a dreaded cult group
Behold she closed for the day and I walked up to her like a sinner walking to a pastor to give his life to Christ during an altar call.
Then I greeted her,the way she looked at me, I felt my guardian angel leaving cos I felt empty like a barrel wth no content, I was lost for words or so I thought cos all my rehearsed lines were no where to be found like a lost dog that had strayed away from home, I stammered repeatedly like a music audio cd plate that has had lots of scratches on its surface, I sweat like a Nigerian university graduate parading the streets of Lagos on foot searching for jobs, then I managed to mutter a word and she said "ehn ehn" what do you want " then I told her to calm down in the most calm voice that I have not come for trouble, she jus hissed and walked away, hmmmmmmm when I got home I took a cold bath and starved my feelings for her like a wicked stepmother would do to a step child. And dat was it

You're just learning about simile abiundecided

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Drsnives(m): 10:27pm On Jan 31, 2021
Omoh I cast big time oo..
Introvert is really a curse. Even me myself no know the kind words weh dea comot for my mouth. Las Las I ran with my tail between my legs. Even till now after uni and serving to woo a lady na problem oo, how I go take marry? Maybe I will wait for the gal that will woo me cool

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