HRHQueenPhil:
unfortunately I did not find any single as a bird

cchub:
Sht, we used to meet and smoke in the bush after lectures during my uni days. One thing led to the other shaa, I didn't woo her, the weed did.
we're still best friends till now even though we're no longer together.

Come to think of it, I've been in like 5 relationships in my life and i never woo('d') anyone of them.

Warrgidanairala:
Stop tagging me with that name,I don't know who the person is.Have they deported you from Ghana? kikiki e-millionaire

Richadv:

Lol you even try I be 5"

Wyry:
Nigerian girls are useless.

JustJesse:
I crushed on this girl for 6 years (all through highschool), I never told her shii, the SS1 holiday (the one before resuming SS2) I told one of the few friends (I had like 4 friends at the time, don't blame me, I had serious self confidence issues) that I liked the girl, the mad man told me to wait till we resumed SS2 before telling her.
You won't believe that the bastard used the whole holiday period to woo the girl, we resumed and booom!!!, they were together, no explanations, apologies, nothin!!, I thought we were brothers man ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯

Springboot:
Mine was a complete disaster and the most embarrassing till date. Wrote a letter to my then crush, she came to my house with the letter, read it in the presence of my siblings and tore it into pieces warning me seriously.

Chii59:
I used Facebook to woo my crush.
He used big grammer to scatter my head.
Long story short, he wasn't interested.
My heart still broke anyway.

omaclarry:


Keep flying no perch u hear?

Angelawhite:


Lol. If you’re below 30 and not dating, maybe I could get your number

praiseneo:
I’m AA and A+
Let’s get to know each other

Dpundict:

I thought I was the only one single in Nigeria since o. Wow! Hope dey finally.

HRHQueenPhil:
bro.neo. .u sound like a playful person...if only u stay in Lagos mainland

Weneda:
Hmm. Mine was somehow funny. In my school then, I don't have time for lovey lovey stuff becos i was so engrossed with my studies. There is this girl i had a crush on. She's somehow religious. I never had the boldness to tell her till i left secondary school. My male cousin knew her nd i think they stay close to their area. When i came to visit my cousin one day i told him my challenges. He told to confront her nd as we were talking look at her in the compound. She said she came to collect something. I ask her if we can talk, she said ok. I started telling her i love her nd i have been looking for a way to tell her. After my sermon, this girl ask me what is love? I told her. She told me she is not interested that i should look for someone else. I was so ashamed of myself nd i told my cousin. I moved on with my life, gained education into tertiary institution in eastern part of the country. I still met thesame girl running for her 2 years diploma but she lied that she gained admission through JAMB. I gave her my number and she started calling, forming caring attitude but i wasn't interested. When she saw i was not interested, she stopped calling. I later met a girl (now my wife) who came to visit her female friend in my lodge. I was later told that she will stay for one month because of exam. It was as if we knew ourselves, she was so free with me likewise her. After two months i told her nd she agreed and the rest is history. But guess what that? That secondary school crush keep on sending me messages on facebook and wataspp". Hello, how are u doing bla bla not minding I'm married. She is on facebook everyday posting pictures here and there.

Candycrushy:
Omorrr
It didn't end well for me...hot tears
Men are ........

SavageBoy:


You're just learning about simile abi

Funkeshuga:
I've been a bold guy right from time but I shiver when my emotion picked on a lady that have many guys crushing on her. I drop a letter in her desk with my name written on it, i refuse to enter school for 3days, I kept forming illness for my parents until my dad forced me to enter school on the fourth day


I make sure I don't have physical contact with her, during break I won't go out, I will rather force myself to sleep but luckily for me, she walked by and woke me up, she said I got your letter and I will think about it, since then I've been bold to woo any lady


I don't want to know how Giant, rich you're...just pray I no set my eyes on you

Chii59:

Nlders and exaggeration. Las Las, e no pass bress and nyash

beehivedata:
See as una stories sweet... when men had innocent hearts... Now ehn, na after lashing Una dey ask for name of the girl

EXLOVER:
After many many months of crushing and practicing how to woo my crush.

I finally got the courage to go stop her and talk to her, immediately i approached her, her reply made me forget all i have been practicing for months, cause my practice was like a dialogue.

My crush was very annoying, I will never forgive her. I killed the crush that night, I was still in SS1 then.

But now, I'm good in the game now. A legend

Fedrams:
It was in jss2 or 3, I wrote a live letter to her, she insulted me and threatened to show my parent. I was so scared. I avoided her till I left the school

BadEnglish:
Haa, this one easy na. Her mother own the restaurant where I dey chop with my friends, the girl dey form ehn, so me as a sharp Niggar I no send her. When others go dey do everything to get her attention me dey do the opposite. Fast forward to six month I had an accident in front of her shop, I bashed someone's car and d bumper was damaged. So I gave her my number in case the car owner came she should give him the number. That was all, the guy came we negotiated I transferred the money. And that was how she texted me to know if I've fixed my car too. I said yes and asked her why she's always forming. She said it's just an afront coz some customers don't know their boundary. I respected that and I asked her out. The remaining is history we are getting married this year

tojahh:
It was in my first year in the university. I had already told all my friends we were dating whereas I only found out her name from a friend.

On this devilish day she was walking straight down to us and I was backing her seating on the desk. My friends told me
'Oboy see sharon' immediately i turned and see her pretty face. I started sweating even up to my palm slippers.

My guys were saying Oya show working as na your babe. I went to her and called her name. She looked and said who are you. And her voice was loud. My friends all started laughing so hard that the whole Faculty joined them. I just started running home, na so my palm cut. Another round of laughter.

Las las I almost change school because of her because she was tormenting me everywhere i go. I must see her.

Too bad.

HRHQueenPhil:
am above 30 believing GOD for a man of apostle selman's spirit