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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by eedimo(m): 3:54pm On Feb 02
Then I didn't had the courage to approach her, so I did a letter. The next day in school I ask her if she got my letter? She replied in the affirmative and gave me back the letter... I felt so bad.
I ask why she returned the letter? She said she thought that was the appropriate thing to do. I ask her to give me a reply; she never did.

10 years after she gave me a reply; It was too late as I read the letter with my wife.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by FanOfMyself: 3:56pm On Feb 02
Drsnives:


Bros you be prophet?
Omoh I short oo, 5ft 2''
So e don be for me bah
angry grin
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(m): 3:58pm On Feb 02
Icyexpressions:


She was following up famously. I had had to save my face cuz nigga was broke asf

Judas!

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by tojahh(m): 3:58pm On Feb 02
It was in my first year in the university. I had already told all my friends we were dating whereas I only found out her name from a friend.

On this devilish day she was walking straight down to us and I was backing her seating on the desk. My friends told me
'Oboy see sharon' immediately i turned and see her pretty face. I started sweating even up to my palm slippers.

My guys were saying Oya show working as na your babe. I went to her and called her name. She looked and said who are you. And her voice was loud. My friends all started laughing so hard that the whole Faculty joined them. I just started running home, na so my palm cut. Another round of laughter.

Las las I almost change school because of her because she was tormenting me everywhere i go. I must see her.

Too bad.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by chatinent(m): 3:59pm On Feb 02
Mustiboy:


Wetin you dey talk? undecided

Gaius1

Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by DannyG8(m): 3:59pm On Feb 02
JustJesse:
I crushed on this girl for 6 years (all through highschool), I never told her shii, the SS1 holiday (the one before resuming SS2) I told one of the few friends (I had like 4 friends at the time, don't blame me, I had serious self confidence issues) that I liked the girl, the mad man told me to wait till we resumed SS2 before telling her.
You won't believe that the bastard used the whole holiday period to woo the girl, we resumed and booom!!!, they were together, no explanations, apologies, nothin!!, I thought we were brothers man ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯
lol brother no reach that level jare

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Akanoaaa(m): 4:01pm On Feb 02
JustJesse:
I crushed on this girl for 6 years (all through highschool), I never told her shii, the SS1 holiday (the one before resuming SS2) I told one of the few friends (I had like 4 friends at the time, don't blame me, I had serious self confidence issues) that I liked the girl, the mad man told me to wait till we resumed SS2 before telling her.
You won't believe that the bastard used the whole holiday period to woo the girl, we resumed and booom!!!, they were together, no explanations, apologies, nothin!!, I thought we were brothers man ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯


That's life bro. Dad will always tell me "son, keep your next move to yourself."

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by tobidipity(m): 4:02pm On Feb 02
I'm very poor at handling rejection, so that scares me from making the first move. If I don't see green light, I no dey pass my boundary

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Buzx: 4:03pm On Feb 02
eedimo:
Then I didn't had the courage to approach her, so I did a letter. The next day in school I ask her if she got my letter? She replied in the affirmative and gave me back the letter... I felt so bad.
I ask why she returned the letter? She said she thought that was the appropriate thing to do. I ask her to give me a reply; she never did.

10 years after she gave me a reply; It was too late as I read the letter with my wife.

She waited 10 whole years to give you a reply? Wtf.
"10 years after she gave me a reply; It was too late as I read the letter with my wife." A relaxing end!

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by promisedeco(m): 4:03pm On Feb 02
Greatfullheart:
When i was in ss1 i was woeing a girl, i didnt have the liver 2 walk up 2 her to i like her bcus i was a novice. The day i decided to write a secret love letter to at home and boom i was caught that day i was beaten blue blact and yellow. Since i hated dat bitch.

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by 4gunners(m): 4:07pm On Feb 02
tojahh:
It was in my first year in the university. I had already told all my friends we were dating whereas I only found out her name from a friend.

On this devilish day she was walking straight down to us and I was backing her seating on the desk. My friends told me
'Oboy see sharon' immediately i turned and see her pretty face. I started sweating even up to my palm slippers.

My guys were saying Oya show working as na your babe. I went to her and called her name. She looked and said who are you. And her voice was loud. My friends all started laughing so hard that the whole Faculty joined them. I just started running home, na so my palm cut. Another round of laughter.

Las las I almost change school because of her because she was tormenting me everywhere i go. I must see her.

Too bad.

This got me laughing grin grin grin

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by passionberry(f): 4:12pm On Feb 02
jonaifame22:
She is a very beautiful girl, chocolate colored like eclairs sweet, she's quite petit, wth her voice thin has as a thread, when she moves her waist sways from side to side like the pendulum of a grand father clock, her breasts and Yansh are quite firm and big, I'd love to say it was a souvenir left for her when puberty came knocking at her door, every time I see her it is always a mixture of love and lust, as I always tAke my time to survey her body like a vulture would a piece of carcass.
I carefully mapped out my plan, well I had good knowledge of geography so that was not a challenge, I rehearsed my lines repeatedly like a student rehearsing for a heated debate competition , I prayed to God repeatedly even more than devout Muslim would pray 5times daily that I find favor with this girl

Lo and behold the day came and I lay in wait like lastma officials waiting for an offending motorist cos I new her closing time from where she was doing apprenticeship,having studied her movement like a spy of a dreaded cult group
Behold she closed for the day and I walked up to her like a sinner walking to a pastor to give his life to Christ during an altar call.
Then I greeted her,the way she looked at me, I felt my guardian angel leaving cos I felt empty like a barrel wth no content, I was lost for words or so I thought cos all my rehearsed lines were no where to be found like a lost dog that had strayed away from home, I stammered repeatedly like a music audio cd plate that has had lots of scratches on its surface, I sweat like a Nigerian university graduate parading the streets of Lagos on foot searching for jobs, then I managed to mutter a word and she said "ehn ehn" what do you want " then I told her to calm down in the most calm voice that I have not come for trouble, she jus hissed and walked away, hmmmmmmm when I got home I took a cold bath and starved my feelings for her like a wicked stepmother would do to a step child. And dat was it
Haaaaahaaaas. U really crack me up with your write-up..

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Davesaves(m): 4:17pm On Feb 02
HRHQueenPhil:
unfortunately I did not find any undecided single as a bird
I'm AA so lets hit it
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Jesuspikin8: 4:19pm On Feb 02
JustJesse:
I crushed on this girl for 6 years (all through highschool), I never told her shii, the SS1 holiday (the one before resuming SS2) I told one of the few friends (I had like 4 friends at the time, don't blame me, I had serious self confidence issues) that I liked the girl, the mad man told me to wait till we resumed SS2 before telling her.
You won't believe that the bastard used the whole holiday period to woo the girl, we resumed and booom!!!, they were together, no explanations, apologies, nothin!!, I thought we were brothers man ¯\_ʘ‿ʘ_/¯
doubt they still together
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by lonlytroy(m): 4:19pm On Feb 02
It was a waste of time and energy
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by juniorstar(m): 4:20pm On Feb 02
av had many crushes in this life, but cant remember my 1st
they include
Priscilla(elibels primary)
Nike(elibels primary)
omoriyeba(elibels primary had a scar on her face)
ibukun(pry) very fair she later became obese
Evelyn( pry)
mariam very curvy..went to uni and became lepa..she is still lepa till today had to stop going to uni cos of cult boys disturbing her
uloma Very fair and athletic) (pry)

peace very fair my area. she later became obese that was when I realise she was short.
iye my area she later left her sis place to her state kogi I think
afe she became very obese
solo coke she became very obese
Anthonia..my last crush before I met the love of my life.
latest crush Mary(akwaibom) and Seyifunmi( osun)
most of these crushes don't last 3months guess that why they are called crushes

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by etrouble: 4:24pm On Feb 02
NextD18:
I'm actually not a wooing kind of guy, but I think the very and first time I approached a lady for wooing reason was because a bet was placed by my friends then in school.

What did I do? I approached the lady who was very popular for her pretty looks, she should be in her 400lvl then while I was in 200.

Okay, I greeted with "Hello", told her with a smiling face that a bet was placed for me to woo her and get her number and that I'll like her to cooperate with me because my buddies were watching and observing, I also told her I'm not really interested in her or her number but I'll like her to act with me to even if it means giving a wrong number just for me to dial and act like shiit is going well.

To my surprised, she smiled and laughed, she was about looking to see where my buddies where observing from, I told her not to, she obliged, smiled, called a number and I saved and dialed it and her phone rang. I smiled, asked for a 180 degree hug, she also obliged, we hugged, exchanged some goodbye greetings and I bounced towards my buddies while they hailed me.

I won the bet and also ended up as a necessary friend to the lady.


Everyone, watch out for this guy. He should not get near the seat of power. He will sell the country to Togo and collect change to buy some Fulani cows and all Nigerians will still prostrate to him and thank him for good sales. He is a born crook. But please my Nigga, can you help us trick Buhari out of Aso Rock and back to his village in Daura?

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Silentgroper(m): 4:25pm On Feb 02
Chii59:

Nlders and exaggeration. Las Las, e no pass bress and nyash undecided
Dz one obsession on bress nd nyash sef.
abeg mke we hear word.
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Weneda(m): 4:25pm On Feb 02
Springboot:
Mine was a complete disaster and the most embarrassing till date. Wrote a letter to my then crush, she came to my house with the letter, read it in the presence of my siblings and tore it into pieces warning me seriously. Few years down the line, we got close and I abandoned her after sex.
That girl no try

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by etrouble: 4:30pm On Feb 02
SavageBoy:


You're just learning about simile abiundecided

Simile or Simbi the gentle girl?
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Ifybwoy7: 4:31pm On Feb 02
Drsnives:
Omoh I cast big time oo..
Introvert is really a curse. Even me myself no know the kind words weh dea comot for my mouth. Las Las I ran with my tail between my legs. Even till now after uni and serving to woo a lady na problem oo, how I go take marry? Maybe I will wait for the gal that will woo me cool
my nigger no b only you o. introversion na bad thing walai

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Wfmarvis(m): 4:32pm On Feb 02
Back then in jss ,King of introvert like me ,we non dey woow . We just dey crush for anyone wen fine.
Na after maths teacher leave class we become the next teacher for class , cause na only maths guy man take get level , we just Sabi give out note for them to do copy and paste but if I see u with another guy , though I non tell u say I like u ooo, but your name non go comot from my list of noise maker ,

But life don pass that level oo

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Cashsteady(m): 4:33pm On Feb 02
Then I was in Ss3 and there is this ss2 girl I was crushing on like mad.. Being a shy guy to approach her na problem talkless of talking to her.most times we do have eye contact tho but still wont talk to each other.. The only thing that helped me was that I was that brilliant guy everyone likes...


One day Sha I asked my guy forformat which gave me moral... So I went to meet this girl and tell her I like her na I'm my heart dey beat asif them dey knack poundo for my heart she said she will give me reply the next day I said ok.. next day came I didn't even go to her and ask about her response, I avoided her like shit and even like she doesn't exist na I'm this girl come meet me and begin dey cry and ask why I dey avoid am.. my nigga I was just speechless that day

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by dadarasak(m): 4:36pm On Feb 02
After wiping her tears, what happened next? grin
Cashsteady:
Then I was in Ss3 and there is this ss2 girl I was on like mad.. Being a shy guy to approach her na problem talkless of talking to her.most times we do have eye contact tho but still wont talk to each other.. The only thing that helped me was that I was that brilliant guy everyone likes...


One day Sha I asked my guy forformat which gave me moral... So I went to meet this girl and tell her I like her na I'm my heart dey beat asif them dey knack poundo for my heart she said she will give me reply the next day I said ok.. next day came I didn't even go to her and ask about her response, I avoided her like shit and even like she doesn't exist na I'm this girl come meet me and begin dey cry and ask why I dey avoid am.. my nigga I was just speechless that day

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Na copy and paste?
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by explosiveskull(m): 4:40pm On Feb 02
Davesaves:
I'm AA so lets hit it
Just tell her you want to yash her simple, it is more understandable but what if she is a disable or handicapped?
Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by dadarasak(m): 4:40pm On Feb 02
Ifybwoy7:
my nigger no b only you o. introversion na bad thing walai

Not bad at all. God use shyness to protect his favorites from distraction and overstepping boundaries. I'm glad to be an intro!

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Re: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by BluntTheApostle: 4:42pm On Feb 02
jonaifame22:
She is a very beautiful girl, chocolate colored like eclairs sweet, she's quite petit, wth her voice thin has as a thread, when she moves her waist sways from side to side like the pendulum of a grand father clock, her breasts and Yansh are quite firm and big, I'd love to say it was a souvenir left for her when puberty came knocking at her door, every time I see her it is always a mixture of love and lust, as I always tAke my time to survey her body like a vulture would a piece of carcass.
I carefully mapped out my plan, well I had good knowledge of geography so that was not a challenge, I rehearsed my lines repeatedly like a student rehearsing for a heated debate competition , I prayed to God repeatedly even more than devout Muslim would pray 5times daily that I find favor with this girl

Lo and behold the day came and I lay in wait like lastma officials waiting for an offending motorist cos I new her closing time from where she was doing apprenticeship,having studied her movement like a spy of a dreaded cult group
Behold she closed for the day and I walked up to her like a sinner walking to a pastor to give his life to Christ during an altar call.
Then I greeted her,the way she looked at me, I felt my guardian angel leaving cos I felt empty like a barrel wth no content, I was lost for words or so I thought cos all my rehearsed lines were no where to be found like a lost dog that had strayed away from home, I stammered repeatedly like a music audio cd plate that has had lots of scratches on its surface, I sweat like a Nigerian university graduate parading the streets of Lagos on foot searching for jobs, then I managed to mutter a word and she said "ehn ehn" what do you want " then I told her to calm down in the most calm voice that I have not come for trouble, she jus hissed and walked away, hmmmmmmm when I got home I took a cold bath and starved my feelings for her like a wicked stepmother would do to a step child. And dat was it

grin cheesy cheesy

Well-written, and hilarious.

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