BadEnglish:
Haa, this one easy na. Her mother own the restaurant where I dey chop with my friends, the girl dey form ehn, so me as a sharp Niggar I no send her. When others go dey do everything to get her attention me dey do the opposite. Fast forward to six month I had an accident in front of her shop, I bashed someone's car and d bumper was damaged. So I gave her my number in case the car owner came she should give him the number. That was all the guy came we negotiated I transferred the money. And that was how she texted me to know if I've fixed my car too. I said yes and asked her why she's always forming. She said it's just an afront coz some customers don't know their boundary. I respect that and I asked her out. The remaining is history we are getting married this year

dadarasak:


Not bad at all. God use shyness to protect his favorites from distraction and overstepping boundaries. I'm glad to be an intro!

Jesuspikin8:
doubt they still together

Jesuspikin8:
doubt they still together

Akanoaaa:



That's life bro. Dad will always tell me "son, keep your next move to yourself."

tojahh:
It was in my first year in the university. I had already told all my friends we were dating whereas I only found out her name from a friend.

On this devilish day she was walking straight down to us and I was backing her seating on the desk. My friends told me
'Oboy see sharon' immediately i turned and see her pretty face. I started sweating even up to my palm slippers.

My guys were saying Oya show working as na your babe. I went to her and called her name. She looked and said who are you. And her voice was loud. My friends all started laughing so hard that the whole Faculty joined them. I just started running home, na so my palm cut. Another round of laughter.

Las las I almost change school because of her because she was tormenting me everywhere i go. I must see her.

Too bad.

DannyG8:
lol brother no reach that level jare

Cashsteady:
Then I was in Ss3 and there is this ss2 girl I was crushing on like mad.. Being a shy guy to approach her na problem talkless of talking to her.most times we do have eye contact tho but still wont talk to each other.. The only thing that helped me was that I was that brilliant guy everyone likes...


One day Sha I asked my guy forformat which gave me moral... So I went to meet this girl and tell her I like her na I'm my heart dey beat asif them dey knack poundo for my heart she said she will give me reply the next day I said ok.. next day came I didn't even go to her and ask about her response, I avoided her like shit and even like she doesn't exist na I'm this girl come meet me and begin dey cry and ask why I dey avoid am.. my nigga I was just speechless that day

BadEnglish:
Haa, this one easy na. Her mother own the restaurant where I dey chop with my friends, the girl dey form ehn, so me as a sharp Niggar I no send her. When others go dey do everything to get her attention me dey do the opposite. Fast forward to six month I had an accident in front of her shop, I bashed someone's car and d bumper was damaged. So I gave her my number in case the car owner came she should give him the number. That was all the guy came we negotiated I transferred the money. And that was how she texted me to know if I've fixed my car too. I said yes and asked her why she's always forming. She said it's just an afront coz some customers don't know their boundary. I respect that and I asked her out. The remaining is history we are getting married this year

tojahh:
It was in my first year in the university. I had already told all my friends we were dating whereas I only found out her name from a friend.

On this devilish day she was walking straight down to us and I was backing her seating on the desk. My friends told me
'Oboy see sharon' immediately i turned and see her pretty face. I started sweating even up to my palm slippers.

My guys were saying Oya show working as na your babe. I went to her and called her name. She looked and said who are you. And her voice was loud. My friends all started laughing so hard that the whole Faculty joined them. I just started running home, na so my palm cut. Another round of laughter.

Las las I almost change school because of her because she was tormenting me everywhere i go. I must see her.

Too bad.

chatinent:
In highschool, I was this minding-my-business sort of guy.

I received many love letters, and woos from the opposite sex...well, I guess they were sapiosexual.


One day, I met this new girl. I didn't know why I liked her though but I guess..I just wanted to feel among.

I had never wooed! I confided in my buddy and he gave me the wackest of lines of asking about others things before hitting it. Blonde brained me!


I walked up to her:

“Hi Cloe,

Emmm, is emmm, is Justin your brother?”


“You know he is..what do you actually want to ask me..I'm in a class?”


“(uneasy now). Like what's the age difference between you both?”


“(eye contact now). Three. Anything else?”


“(sweating like ewu nchi agbali). Emm, Cloe, I just wanted to..like emm, I don't know if.. as in like, I like you, and want to be friends with ..emm, you.”


“(acute) We are already friends naw.”


“(heave a relief) Not that kinda, I mean just....”


“(interrupts)..abeg, I'm in a class now. When I'm done, we'll relax and talk about this.”


(Walks back to class).


It was as though Olumo rock was lifted off my heart. She returned and ’greed tho.


Well, little did I know then that my pal connived with the girl to use me. I got sense just three days after..after the un-understandable billing.


Five years later, bae is on my WhatsApp asking for a second chance.

Well, I wasn't Don Pedro. It's gone for good.


Maybe she's searched for me in all her male friends and failed.


That was a girl I could call love.


Have you crazy woosperiences?


Share please.

HRHQueenPhil:
unfortunately I did not find any single as a bird

NextD18:
I'm actually not a wooing kind of guy, but I think the very and first time I approached a lady for wooing reason was because a bet was placed by my friends then in school.

What did I do? I approached the lady who was very popular for her pretty looks, she should be in her 400lvl then while I was in 200.

Okay, I greeted with "Hello", told her with a smiling face that a bet was placed for me to woo her and get her number and that I'll like her to cooperate with me because my buddies were watching and observing, I also told her I'm not really interested in her or her number but I'll like her to act with me to even if it means giving a wrong number just for me to dial and act like shiit is going well.

To my surprised, she smiled and laughed, she was about looking to see where my buddies were observing from, I told her not to, she obliged, smiled, called a number and I saved and dialed it and her phone rang. I smiled, asked for a 180 degree hug, she also obliged, we hugged, exchanged some goodbye greetings and I bounced towards my buddies while they hailed me.

I won the bet and also ended up as a necessary friend to the lady.

BarrElChapo:


Wow. I like this.. Happy married life in advance

Ifybwoy7:
you apply the 11th man theory for her.

chatinent:


I admire your type of heart.


It's just that ours were ruined by girls your opposite.

madukaanaya:
i dont woo girls and am not that good looking but strangely they throw themselves at me

HRHQueenPhil:
unfortunately I did not find any single as a bird

chatinent:


I was there. I was the one telling her to make you necessary .... maka billing. I needed to buy handouts.






Nice tale.

Drsnives:
Omoh I cast big time oo..
Introvert is really a curse. Even me myself no know the kind words weh dea comot for my mouth. Las Las I ran with my tail between my legs. Even till now after uni and serving to woo a lady na problem oo, how I go take marry? Maybe I will wait for the gal that will woo me

Warrgidanairala:
[s]mosdii the street urchin come and share your own so we can detect and find solution to your bitterness towards women[/s]

9jaTrillionaire:
I have always wooed a lot of girls
They end up telling me they have a boyfriend
But after weeks
They start behaving foolishly
Note:always wooed girls online
Haven't tried it physically
Am 100 percent introvert

lkillbrokehoes:
Jobless Zzor, go and study for your exams, audio millionaire

Drsnives:
Omoh I cast big time oo..
Introvert is really a curse. Even me myself no know the kind words weh dea comot for my mouth. Las Las I ran with my tail between my legs. Even till now after uni and serving to woo a lady na problem oo, how I go take marry? Maybe I will wait for the gal that will woo me