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Somebody ask, Where una dey find true love?


And I answered

There is a place in one street like that, somewhere around Victoria island, there is a coconut tree there, if you waka go the back of that short coconut tree you go see one small bush for there, inside the bush you go see two hole, no touch the hole oh.


Waka go front you go see one bus wey Boko Haram don abandon, enter inside the bus go straight to the back of the bus, jump down from the back then keep going straight you go see on brown nylon for ground pick the nylon come throway the nylon inside bush make e no dey dirty road but keep going.

On the left side of one tomato iroko tree you will see one small road you have to follow that road straight but it's only one leg you will use to pass it oh.


When you reach the end you will see lekki ocean front, jump inside the water and swim to the end, when you reach the end you will see one bicycle that is not working, just look at it and keep going, you will reach one place that has two roads, remove your trouser before you chose any road, both roads lead to true love, just keep going straight, don't corner oh... Just straight

IamPlato:
Somebody ask, Where una dey find true love?


And I answered

There is a place in one street like that, somewhere around Victoria island, there is a coconut tree there, if you waka go the back of that short coconut tree you go see one small bush for there, inside the bush you go see two hole, no touch the hole oh.


Waka go front you go see one bus wey Boko Haram don abandon, enter inside the bus go straight to the back of the bus, jump down from the back then keep going straight you go see on brown nylon for ground pick the nylon come throway the nylon inside bush make e no dey dirty road but keep going.

On the left side of one tomato iroko tree you will see one small road you have to follow that road straight but it's only one leg you will use to pass it oh.


When you reach the end you will see lekki ocean front, jump inside the water and swim to the end, when you reach the end you will see one bicycle that is not working, just look at it and keep going, you will reach one place that has two roads, remove your trouser before you chose any road, both roads lead to true love, just keep going straight, don't corner oh... Just straight

wow nice description but I miss way near the lekki ocean

Tominix:
wow nice description but I miss way near the lekki ocean

Na there dey always confuse many people, just swim go straight

IamPlato:
Na there dey always confuse many people, just swim go straight

e get one old boat for the left side, should I enter

Tominix:
e get one old boat for the left side, should I enter

that Boat Go Carry You Go Meet Nigerian girls... That Na Danger Bro

IamPlato:
that Boat Go Carry You Go Meet Nigerian girls... That Na Danger Bro

chai make I kuku swin dey go ohh

IamPlato:
that Boat Go Carry You Go Meet Nigerian girls... That Na Danger Bro

This boy, after uyai used you and dumped you, it was like she left with your brain 'cause you've been jumping around with negativity ever since.

I always wonder if it was you or piiko that got used the most.

SirMichael1:
This boy, after uyai used you and dumped you, it was like she left with your brain 'cause you've been jumping around with negativity ever since.

I always wonder if it was you or piiko that got used the most.

If I lay curse on you, Nigeria go better pass you

IamPlato:
If I lay curse on you, Nigeria go better pass you

Did she lay a curse on you that made you this useless?

SirMichael1:
Did she lay a curse on you that made you this useless?

Your village people are following you....

I can't argue with you bro

Normal people 4 this kwantri no reach 5

Jackyz:
Normal people 4 this kwantri no reach 5

bro we pass 5, we reach like 10