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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 10:37am On Feb 18, 2021
Just a humour, I hope Madame Radu is not on queue? smiley

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by DMechy: 11:06am On Feb 18, 2021
Thats correct!

Get a gps tracker for your car, price is as low as 20k


And what do you get!


- Live Track.
When i say live track, i mean live track. Gone are the days you need tp be sending sms or calls tp tracker before you get vehicle location. Tech has moved on. Right from your android, you will be seeing where your vehicle is in real time.


- History Playbacks.
Ok, if you are into uber, logistics, individual car owner, some form of delivery business. This is for you. You cam playback all thw places your vehicle has been to, on particular days, places they parked, how long they spent somewhere, how much miles were covered, as far back as six months.

You send person go, Ikorodu, you weren't live cheking to see his movement, boyo went go ikorodu, moved to ajah, go cruise small with him babe for surulere, then come drop motor. You go catch am. You will get to see where he went tp, what he got there, how long he spent there.


- Mine data.
You might not necessarily be with your vehicles, and you want to keep to maintenance schedule. You know after every 3000 or 5000 miles you want to change your oil. You are not with car to make right calls for when to change oil.

With this tracker, you got all those data available, the distance covered per day, and you can and will know when to keep to maintenance.


- Monitor all fleets. All at once.
Lets say you have 2 vehicles, to 3000 vehicles you want to keepa tabs with. This tracker ia fleet management compliant. You cam monitor all of them, all at once from the convinience of your phone or PC. For that price, my oga, you are getting more for less.


- With advanced features you cam shutdown vehicle right from the app.
You dont need to send any message. With just a click on your phone, motor don off.


- Come add Voice monitoring if you want that too.
This is even more advanced than you know. This system will save monitored conversations within 30seconds, on the cloud of app. Chai.


- Does the traditional
With any palasa phone, you can know where your vehicle is, the tracker will send back locations to you.

Shut down the vehicle in advanced mode

And monitor conversations in advanced mode.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR. ME?

Oya, get yours installed now, you dont need tear your pocket.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by DMechy: 11:07am On Feb 18, 2021


Get a gps tracker for your car, price is as low as 20k

And what do you get!

The best!

- Live Track.
When i say live track, i mean live track. Gone are the days you need tp be sending sms or calls tp tracker before you get vehicle location. Tech has moved on. Right from your android, you will be seeing where your vehicle is in real time.


- History Playbacks.
Ok, if you are into uber, logistics, individual car owner, some form of delivery business. This is for you. You cam playback all thw places your vehicle has been to, on particular days, places they parked, how long they spent somewhere, how much miles were covered, as far back as six months.

You send person go, Ikorodu, you weren't live cheking to see his movement, boyo went go ikorodu, moved to ajah, go cruise small with him babe for surulere, then come drop motor. You go catch am. You will get to see where he went tp, what he got there, how long he spent there.


- Mine data.
You might not necessarily be with your vehicles, and you want to keep to maintenance schedule. You know after every 3000 or 5000 miles you want to change your oil. You are not with car to make right calls for when to change oil.

With this tracker, you got all those data available, the distance covered per day, and you can and will know when to keep to maintenance.


- Monitor all fleets. All at once.
Lets say you have 2 vehicles, to 3000 vehicles you want to keepa tabs with. This tracker ia fleet management compliant. You cam monitor all of them, all at once from the convinience of your phone or PC. For that price, my oga, you are getting more for less.


- With advanced features you cam shutdown vehicle right from the app.
You dont need to send any message. With just a click on your phone, motor don off.


- Come add Voice monitoring if you want that too.
This is even more advanced than you know. This system will save monitored conversations within 30seconds, on the cloud of app. Chai.


- Does the traditional
With any palasa phone, you can know where your vehicle is, the tracker will send back locations to you.

Shut down the vehicle in advanced mode

And monitor conversations in advanced mode.

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR. ME?

Oya, get yours installed now, you dont need tear your pocket.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SenseBoy(m): 11:11am On Feb 18, 2021
grin grin Someone said they now use nylon to tamba in Texas now abeg na true
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 12:11pm On Feb 18, 2021
kanuisagoat:


Even though they claim not to accept hatchbacks, I have seen lots of them on the platform most especially matrix. I believe it will be accepted.
Yes, they do. I once used Nissan primera that looks like wagon or I think they call it lift back.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lagusboyyy(m): 12:14pm On Feb 18, 2021
kanuisagoat:
My neighbour just told me how a bolt driver who took her has been disturbing her on WhatsApp for a relationship and she has been putting him off. Like how much does he think he has? If she gives him bill of 100k now, can he pay?

I was just wondering how any bolt driver will think he has any decent chance with most ladies we carry. The non oloshos.


I mean, these ladies are mostly the ones who think they are much better than you and look down on you. They sit at the owners corner barking orders like they own the vehicle cheesy

They are also the same ladies who will post your WhatsApp chat with them on twitter in the most condescending of manners using you to catch trend and cruise

Or maybe drivers actually have good success rate with some of them and I'm the one dulling myself grin

I see drivers trying to WOO female riders into relationship to be CLOWNS.

"person wey dey sweat,wey still dey use hot water bath"

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jpworld(m): 1:00pm On Feb 18, 2021
Felicity001:



jp=dru
Or
JP= dru's fleet manager.

i know a guy who always masquerade himself as manager... Most times madam will say, "felicity don't mind that one na I just dey look am dey laff". gringrin so I believe that guy is...


This hoodlum again. I never get your time.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VOUCHERS4AFRICA: 1:31pm On Feb 18, 2021
nightparty:
Good day house..my story...I pick this lady this morning somewhere in surulere around 3:20 this morning and she going to vintage hotel after Lagos business school.immediately she enter car I ask her if she is paying with cash or transfer and she said her boyfriend will pay with transfer and I told her that her boyfriend should do the transfer and she said her phone battery is flat in which I see..getting to her destination she said she need to go and meet the boyfriend to do the transfer,after 5minute she plead that she gonna do the transfer for me before 8am this morning in which she didn't till now the most funny is that she has block my line..this her phone number and her boyfriend ..07032664991 hey boyfriend num 08151704400 please brother help..the money is 5500


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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jaymejate: 1:35pm On Feb 18, 2021
SenseBoy:
grin grin Someone said they now use nylon to tamba in Texas now abeg na true

Guess so

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by SenseBoy(m): 2:01pm On Feb 18, 2021
jaymejate:


Guess so
Their government will find a way soon. But this shouldn't come as a surprise to Nigerians over there
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:04pm On Feb 18, 2021
Ogataxi:
Wow! My boss said I should comman comment here o grin
I've missed you guys mehn...I've looked for the thread for hours now!
Wats popping! Sainthilary say person won buy house that's why I rush come grin

Hahaha... Ogataxi... Na me won buy house ooh abeg i meed a house in Lekki ph1 but I'm will be paying in instalment ooh. Pls revert with what ever you have.

Thank you.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:40pm On Feb 18, 2021
dru23:


My brother this life no get balance at all .. My mates buy house in banana island .. I dey think wetin I fit do get house for banana island ... I don't wan do money ritual bros... Na so I dey drink all morning..

Make my case no go be like that guy that was married to that Aunty that Wizkid dey grab Aunty yash

Start small 1st... People that have houses in banana island and land in Eko Atlantic started by buying properties in places like Ikotun, Egbeda, ikeja, VI, Lekki and then to Banana island and Ako Atlantic.

Life is progressive. You don't wanna use all you life savings to buy just a property on the island what would you use to renovate, maintain and pay bills?

Only NEPA bill per month in these places can buy a house in Egbedagrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:50pm On Feb 18, 2021
eyinola:
Reality of life is that it's hard to survive in Nigeria..Nigeria is whr we hv graduates working as private drivers earning 40K as salary in a month, Nigeria is whr u hv graduates as security earning 30K in a month I can go on and on.. many of us here hv done so many menial jobs just to survive, i can't even count how many of those jobs i hv done and as we speak we still hv thousands of graduates in that shoe..Generally Nigeria is not a conducive place to do business except u hv [b]huge financial backing. [/b]In 2016 i set up a business in farm produce and i also got people from Nairaland that invested with me but along the line unforeseen circumstances made me lost my investment i had to back to look for job which i got after few trials, my post made front page here then..to be continued request is here grin u can read more here www.tublezinfo..com

Point of correction you don't need that what you need to be a successful business person or CEO in Nigeria is government backing.

Imagine if your are one way related to Tinubu or Buhari either by proxy or blood or by marriage, package urine or shit to sell and see how you turn billionaire over night.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:53pm On Feb 18, 2021
Blackbishop:



Good question, ask him also if he can help you to move to US?

The rich will never ever want thw poor to be rich so that they'll continue having sb to serve them.

Help kwa!

U don baff?grin
Who u help?
Who you help?
You don baff?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:55pm On Feb 18, 2021
chucsmoore:
fastest finger on a 5G network grin

Baddest!

I don leave indrive for una... Pope191 enjoy

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 2:58pm On Feb 18, 2021
Crvrider:


Bro I believe in karma. Sometimes what you reap may have been sown in the past.

There is even something called "sins of the fathers", this God visit evwn unto the fourth generation.

May His grace separates us fromnthis karma.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by northbird: 3:00pm On Feb 18, 2021
If you r not familiar with the traffic lights @ Allen junction. Watch out.

Some MIB now hide in plain sight on motorbikes.
Atimes they blend into the normal Okada guys hustling by that Allen junction.

Don't try to beat the light, once it indicates Amber, you can stop. If you move on amber, they will follow you.

I spotted a particular guy, he used to be part of the MIB by oba akran junction besides firstbank.
But it seems the Allen junction route is more promising for them grin


Also they hide by that roundabout by Toyin where the fela statue is presently
Don't be in a haste. Use the roundabout, don't turn anyhow n allow any bagger to fleece you.


Be guided.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:01pm On Feb 18, 2021
tojahh:




Wholalaaaaaaaaaaa cheesy


make work close make I engage this oven in calls.

Bros any headway the girl na chronic thief ooh... I just left the woman's shop she claims to be her elder sister. Tje woman said she's just a customer to her.

Even the name she gave me is not corrext.

Here is her number once again 08126931172 N3,200 is the fare.

Shes not even reading my messages neither taking my calls
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by nightparty: 3:05pm On Feb 18, 2021
tojahh:



Post screenshot of details of the trip. We only work henceforth with such evidence.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by deedee44: 3:07pm On Feb 18, 2021
kanuisagoat:
My neighbour just told me how a bolt driver who took her has been disturbing her on WhatsApp for a relationship and she has been putting him off. Like how much does he think he has? If she gives him bill of 100k now, can he pay?

I was just wondering how any bolt driver will think he has any decent chance with most ladies we carry. The non oloshos.


I mean, these ladies are mostly the ones who think they are much better than you and look down on you. They sit at the owners corner barking orders like they own the vehicle cheesy

They are also the same ladies who will post your WhatsApp chat with them on twitter in the most condescending of manners using you to catch trend and cruise

Or maybe drivers actually have good success rate with some of them and I'm the one dulling myself grin

There you have your answer grin
And forget bro, drivers who know what they're doing have fat accounts. Forget what you see on the cover, it sometimes misleads

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:20pm On Feb 18, 2021
dru23:



Outgrow is the correct word ...my 9 to 5 job in Yankee na to out grow am o.. U see people working over 50 years doing the same job ..my brother that is not life for me .. How can someone wrk in the same place for 50 years .. It means that job controls ur life ........

When you look am well well my brother..nobody will show u the way .. U have to find a way by urself.. It is a jungle out there....

Reason I'm currently driving a Camry with 6plugs though with same remittance and same fare from riders but a tool I feel and believe suits me better than civic 03... At least if person dey suffer make him still suffer with swag grin

The connect this my present car don give me y*u*r under civic never ever gave it to me in the 7months I drove it.

This is a true defination of outgrowing something. If you need a better job or better pay or better offer equip yourself with better tools, degrees and knowledge.

You can do same job for 25-35yrs but remaining in the same position is something that needs to be questioned.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:20pm On Feb 18, 2021
dru23:



Good for you.

Keep it up

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:26pm On Feb 18, 2021
dru23:


I get 5 brothers and 4 sisters and aging parents..Problems no dey finish na to add more abi.... I can see u have no love for me .. It is well

No matter how rich you're and all your family members depend on you to survive my brother you're just among the poorest on earth.

I want you to do a meme on that qoute but be humble enough to put my name in the qoutegrin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:31pm On Feb 18, 2021
Blackbishop:



Lol... me ke

Boss after my experience with Coro my life flashes every day thinking when am going to sleep and never wake up. I think more about how to survive in next life what the judge is going to say to me. If am worthy to enter that place. Bro I gat nothing to give than Love now

Life is just an empty space with nothing to hold.

My brother Oya come show me love... grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:37pm On Feb 18, 2021
Weightless:



The farmer that was preparing will be answered sharp sharp.
To me ehailing is a wonderful business if you have anoda side hustle with it, see people like madam rad, humble gazzuz , quote master dru23 and even you all have multiple side hustle with what you have, I just feel if you solely depend on ehail business then your in trouble.
Please can you take feli with you if them approve your paper

Lol... I b handbag?

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:43pm On Feb 18, 2021
pope191:


That is life boss, it is deep, but within we have to find some peace and satisfaction. The question is what is success? Can one be successful and not be happy? One of my boss used to b manager with Con Oil, in 2013 at the age of 52, he told me he's not happy, I looked at him with straight face and don't know what to say, he have land cruiser jump worth 9m, one bad E class and another small VW. He lived unbothered in sense that he has paid school fees for couple of people, have lands he can't remember the site and he's well connect (once stayed in 1004 wit Babangida Aliyu). So I asked him, why did he say he's not a happy man? He said many things and how he's trying to coach me not to settle for less, but his main pain is, he had been trying to do his own thing and he never get to complete it, now he's 52, where is in going to start from. I crack a faint smile like, oga! be grateful, truth is we complain why things are the way they are, life is going to do what life is meant to do, reality and nature will eventually smack everyone in the ass.

Hmm... Very deep.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 3:44pm On Feb 18, 2021
lagusboyyy:
I see drivers trying to WOO female riders into relationship to be CLOWNS.

"person wey dey sweat,wey still dey use hot water bath"

I believe na u dey dull urself, ask
Tojahh,
Pope and felicity
Babadee

Na dem dey carry d cream de la cream go ...
But seriously I’ve seen news of ladies marrying Uber drivers saying they met in Uber. Though not common again this days.
I got talking to one fresh chubby lady then and by d time she knew I was a graduate of —- university and I own d car and cos I was out of job blah blah , she saved my number. Na me no just wan follow up. The fact is there are many jobless graduate sitting at home lazying about, you think girls won’t prefer graduate driving than sleeping at home ?

Though I’m not in support of u disturbing a ladies privacy cos u got her contact

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by jaymejate: 3:48pm On Feb 18, 2021
SenseBoy:
Their government will find a way soon. But this shouldn't come as a surprise to Nigerians over there

Yeah it shouldn't but the cold, going below freezing point should.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 3:50pm On Feb 18, 2021
tojahh:



Danfo bawo. Abeg avoid me undecided


Help refer me. I need a car for rental. You know am a good man.

We have known you to be one of owner partners here... Are you trying to be like cc: jpworld?

grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by lagusboyyy(m): 3:53pm On Feb 18, 2021
BAZ001:


I believe na u dey dull urself, ask
Tojahh,
Pope and felicity
Babadee

Na dem dey carry d cream de la cream go ...
But seriously I’ve seen news of ladies marrying Uber drivers saying they met in Uber. Though not common again this days.
I got talking to one fresh chubby lady then and by d time she knew I was a graduate of —- university and I own d car and cos I was out of job blah blah , she saved my number. Na me no just wan follow up. The fact is there are many jobless graduate sitting at home lazying about, you think girls won’t prefer graduate driving than sleeping at home ?

Though I’m not in support of u disturbing a ladies privacy cos u got her contact
I can't agree less with you brother.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:09pm On Feb 18, 2021
tojahh:



Abeg where the bolded dey for Bible?

Google it!grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 4:17pm On Feb 18, 2021
chucsmoore:


Feli my guy, I am not an ingrate like u think. I am most appreciative and humble dude u would ever meet in person. I never said ehailing is rubbish. Is just that my time with ehailing is gradually coming to an end. That's d reason for my recent outburst and I feel is about damn time I manifest God's divine plan for my life. Do u know that the wealthiest place on Earth is the graveyard. There lies billions of soul who never achieve their potentials and never lived a fulfilled life. Yes Ehailing put food on my table when there was no 3 square meal, gave me shelter, clothing, even electronic gadgets and car I have today is through ehailing. But I am not still fulfilled doing this business. I just have to leave this succour and comfort zone and test the waters. I have reached the peak in this business and the law of diminishing returns is gradually setting in. I know deep down in me that if I take this radical decision, I won't fail cos is my destiny that is calling me. Yes everything is vanity upon vanity but i would rather die empty unleashing all my potentials than trying to play safe. Last month January God of time "Kairos" appeared to me in my dream and said to me Son is about damn time. Its an instruction and revelation. I just have to move and run with it

Don't get me wrong bro I never called you an ingrate even if I may have used such words I was only trying to correct a notion which I now see that you all have seen.

Good luck in your future endeavors bro and surely we shall all see at the top but when we get there remember to encourage and respect those still on those levels you once passed thepugh.

Lastly, remember my moniker feliciry001 very very important grin

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