Austeeenxx:



Yes I do

Kirkman:

Are you trying to say that the 3 guys that went to buy the moi moi from her were dead already?

lastboyem:
i just opened this nairaland account to share my family story about the dead, please give me some minutes to type cos its long. This is no HEARSAY... WAIT FOR IT. i purposely do not want to use my normal account to share this story because of families and friends that knows me here on nairaland.

1Sharon:


People tend to dream about what's bothering them, that's the way it works doof.

SatanicPriest:
what a useless thread. can they give me 4 sure odds?
i like practical. i dont mind dying in the process.
i will get a camera man , and we go to a random morgue, i will enter without knocking.
but u have to put a stake. if i come out i get 5m naira.

see the reason they do this is to show respect to the dead .
please lets stop narrating nollywood and horror movies as real life stories

Foolishbuhari:


Like I told you earlier my dear, keep quiet, sit down and learn. The thing about your generation is they talk too much and think they know it all when in truth, they are like babies who can't wipe their bum.

1Sharon:


How about you sit down and shut the hell up?

KingAzubuike:

Lol stale. Who doesn't know all these. The first 3 are just postulates. The last 2 are just your brain playing tricks on you.

okk4sure:
I witnessed something like dat wen we went fr road contruction at 1 village in Osun State near Ikirun.The head of dat village died overnite and dey wia moving d corpse from dat village to mortuary in Osogbo second day in d morning bt b new 'hummer bumber' dey wia using to conveying d corpse refused to moved despite d fact dat d bus was new and it was in good condition.Dats what really caught everybody's attention.It was like dat for some minutes until 1 of the chiefs entered the bus and talked to d corpse dat dey wia not moving him out of his village bt to preserved him until all his children and elders of the villages wia around for d befitting funerals dat he deserves and dat dey wia going to returned him back to his village fr final burial.Immediately d man came down,he ordered d driver to start d bus and d bus started working.

habsydiamond:
Make I sidown hear the gist in full... Talk time don reach.. All what you are hearing about the car not moving while the corpse is inside is true.. Ambulance drivers dey try ooo.. A driver once told me that he was carrying a dead body to the mortuary.. Suddenly on the highway, he look at the side mirror.. Una know Wetin him see na the dead man dey pursue the car oo.. Believe it or not shiit dey happen in this world and no be only here oo oyinbo get their own too... There is a saying in yoruba... Which says if pikin reach where fear dey he go tremble.. U never witness that's why it's a lie but when u don experience am, no body go teach u b4 u will start sharing testimony. I rise.

ennyhola:

Maybe they’re the mortuary workers

Innocent workers can’t sleep in peace again

lastboyem:
I COME FROM A FAMILY OF FIVE BOYS, FATHER AND MOTHER, I AM THE LAST CHILD OF THE FAMILY, I HAVE FOUR ELDER BROTHERS WHICH I WILL NAME A, B, C, D, FOR THE SAKE OF THIS STORY I WANT TO SHARE, SOMETIME AROUND YEAR 2008, MY FATHER SAID HE WANTS TO MARRY ANOTHER WOMAN, EVERY ONE IN THE FAMILY REFUSED, BUT MY ELDEST BROTHER ,A , TOOK IT TOO PERSONAL, HE INSULTED MY FATHER, CALLED HIM NAMES, BROTHER A IS A KIND OF IMPATIENT, RUDE AND BULLY TYPE KIND OF A PERSON, SO AFTER THE RANCOUR BETWEEN MY BROTHER AND FATHER, THE BOTH OF THEM ALWAYS HAD MIS UNDERSTANDING, SENIOR BROTHER A LIKES PICKING ON MY FATHER FOR EVERY LITTLE THING HE DOES, INSULTS HIM, TELLING HIM THAT HE SHOULD DIE SO HE WILL BURY HIM, MY FATHER COMPLAINED THAT STATEMENT TO EVERY ONE OF HIS, THAT THE STATEMENT DO HURT HIM, BUT SENIOR BROTHER A NEVER STOPPED, HE CONTINUED TO HURT OUR FATHER WITH THE WORDS, NOW AROUND YEAR 2013, WE WOKE UP ONE MORNING TO DISCOVER OUR FATHER DIED, HE COMMITED SUCIDE IN HIS ROOM, EVERY ONE WAS DEVASTED, IN MY VILLAGE, WHERE I COME FROM, THEY DO NOT BURY DEAD PEOPLE, EVEN ON THE DAY, WE BURIED HIM, NO FAMILY MEMBER CAME, EVERYONE WAS CRYING EXCEPT FOR SENIOR BROTHER A, FROM THAT DAY OF BURIAL, SENIOR BROTHER STARTED HAVING PROBLEMS IN HIS LIFE, HE WAS SACKED FROM WORK, HIS WIFE LEFT WITH THE KIDS, EVERY THING HE TRIED OR DID WAS ALWAYS FAILURES, SO HE WENT TO STAY IN THE VILLAGE WITH OUR MOTHER, WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS JUST GOING THROUGH LIFE PHASES, OUR MOTHER WAS ALWAYS GOING FROM CHURCH TO CHURCH PRAYING FOR HIM, UNTIL AROUND SEPTEMBER 2014, A FEMALE PREACHER TOLD HIM, TO GO AND BEG HIS FATHER'S SPIRIT, BECAUSE HIS FATHER BECAUSE OF HIS WORDS AND COMMITED SUCIDE, BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT HIM TO SPEND A DIME BURYING HIM, WHICH SENIOR BROTHER REBUFFED, ONLY WENT TO HIS GRAVE TO APOLOGIZE BECAUSE OUR MOTHER DID NOT ALLOW HIM REST, THAT SAME SEPTEMBER SENIOR BROTHER C WOKE UP ONE DAY AND SAID OUR FATHER CAME TO HIS DREAM AND ASKED HIM TO PLAY A BET GAME WITH 1000 NAIRA, SENIOR BROTHER C SENT THE GAME CODE TO US ALL TO PLAY WITH A 1000 NAIRA, ALL OF US DID AS HE SAID, EXCEPT FOR SENIOR BROTHER A WHO CHANGED THE CODE, EVERYONE OF US WON THE SUM OF 25MILLION NAIRA FROM OUR RESPECTIVE LOCATIONS, THE MOST AMAZING THING WAS THAT SENIOR BROTHER B WHO DOESNT BELIEVE IN BETS PLAYED HIS TICKET TWICE MAKING 50MILLION FOR HIM, FROM THAT 2014, WE DID THE WHOLE NECESSARY THINGS GOT OUR MONIES, LIFE BECAME BEAUTIFUL, EVERYONE OF US EXCEPT OUR ELDEST BROTHER A WAS NOW LIVING THE GOOD LIFE, NOW THE WORST THING IS THAT FROM 2015 TILL THIS DAY, OUR ELDEST BROTHER A HAS BEEN GIVING MONIES RANGING FROM 5MILLION AND ABOVE UP TO 3 TIMES, NOTHING COMES OUT IT, ANY BUSINESS WE STARTS FOR HIM, IT ALWAYS FAIL, EVERYTHING IS JUST ON A STANDSTILL FOR HIM TILL TODAY EXCEPT THAT HE EATS WELL AND DRESSES WELL. HE IS NOW TIRED OF THE WHOLE SITUATION, EVERYWHERE HE GOES TO, HE IS TOLD TO GO AND APOLOGIZE TO HIS FATHER'S SPIRIT BEFORE HE CAN HAVE PEACE OF MIND, UP TILL THIS MOMENT, STILL NO PEACE..

SatantheDestroy:
na your mama i dey pity, na small money e go cost me to waste u. i will feel no remorse because i dont even know u in person so the thing no go even dey me like say i don do anything. i never even start to give out money and them don dey cast u already. u no know who u dey follow play nonsense play. the first one i no reason u because i didnt see the purpose. but this time, u might not live to type. mark my words

Nicepit is not bull shitoker:
Bullshit

Foolishbuhari:


Classic move and one not unanticipated Lol. The stupid kid is now all riled up

koolaid87:


Check MrBallen on YouTube for white version

Some of you dont know cos y'll closed minded

Ive never had an encounter but ill be a fool to think there's no mystery in the spirit world

Henrodah:
I remember when I lost my dad in the 90s , and we took him to Benin city(den of principalities then) And it was time for my mum to bath naked in a stream by 1am in the night. The elders (Odionwere) told me to keep my eyes shut and cover my ears, that its time for the spirits to roam. I was barely 10years old and I grew up in the north and a Christian home, so these events sounded strange to me, but what struck me to this very moment as an adult, was when the elders that were allowed to not close their eyes , started talking about what they saw( mind you they didn't know I could understand Bini wella) , they said they saw a woman with one leg, and her baby on her back hopping, also they saw my dad and he told them who was responsible for his illness that led to his death and other things a 10year old shouldn't have heard . My point is this world is more spiritual than even physical. For those that feel western corpse don't disturb, try and see this movie 'Autopsy of Jane doe' its a movie but it changed my mindset about oyinbo dead bodies.

Henrodah:
I remember when I lost my dad in the 90s , and we took him to Benin city(den of principalities then) And it was time for my mum to bath naked in a stream by 1am in the night. The elders (Odionwere) told me to keep my eyes shut and cover my ears, that its time for the spirits to roam. I was barely 10years old and I grew up in the north and a Christian home, so these events sounded strange to me, but what struck me to this very moment as an adult, was when the elders that were allowed to not close their eyes , started talking about what they saw( mind you they didn't know I could understand Bini wella) , they said they saw a woman with one leg, and her baby on her back hopping, also they saw my dad and he told them who was responsible for his illness that led to his death and other things a 10year old shouldn't have heard . My point is this world is more spiritual than even physical. For those that feel western corpse don't disturb, try and see this movie 'Autopsy of Jane doe' its a movie but it changed my mindset about oyinbo dead bodies.

1Sharon:


Tell us how it is oh elder, aren't you useless elders responsible for the situation in Africa?

Foolishbuhari:


Like I told you earlier my dear, keep quiet, sit down and learn. The thing about your generation is they talk too much and think they know it all when in truth, they are like babies who can't wipe their bum.

kingxsamz:


Oh ancient of days, please impact us with your sacred knowledge.
Kindly tell us how your belief in those things have improved your life and that of Nigerians.

Awoken45:


Hey buddy. Asleep yet? Hey hey

Foolishbuhari:


Take your anger to your parents my dear. It's them who didn't raise you right not me

Apktotheworld:

Saw the movie bruv. It's best to leave the dead in their state at times.

Juliearth:


Oh lordy lord! that movie!!