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Buhari claims to have Kano in his pocket. It's not a surprise that the same Kano is the epitome of what is wrong with the North: illiteracy and almajiri.

Because Buhari had the illusion that no one would muster the courage to contest against him and so he started getting power-drunk even disregarding clear constitutional provisions.

He hasn't seen anything yet. 2019 is already by the corner. He won't know what hit him in that election.


Modified.

Magomago goffamint.

The7th:
available

Location

kunleajao:
make offer

Is this first body?

Creepy is the word.

Oyiboman69:
Serving God is by choice,paying tithes is by choice but as for me that don't pay,i always envy most tithers,the way they derive joy in paying. The disappointing thing is that,tbh,they are even financially balanced than I am

You can as well tell us that getting duped is by choice and therefore duping should no longer be evil.

Well done Dino.

eTECTIVe:
Oh shut up already.... U already sound like a broken record... Who siphoned d one meant for Aso rock clinic?

Bros, you suppose de work for jamb. You know how to ask right questions!

The photographer is on top of his game!

grayht:
What happens when u taller than ur car,?

Simple: just get a bigger one.

Okokobioko.

Wetin she de fainn?

Munae:
I need this for my Lil bro.
That guy na champion libertine.
I fear for his health everyday.
I remember advising him to wear two condoms, in case one tears.

Make an order for a pack.

A British company has released the first pictures of a ‘smart condom’ which collects very intimate data about the sex life of anyone brave enough to wear it.
The device is called the i.Con and can detect sexually transmitted infections as well as sending data about a sex session straight to the wearer’s smartphone.
British Condoms said its ‘revolutionary wearable tech for the bedroom’ measures the number of calories burned during intercourse, the speed of a man’s thrusts, how long he lasts and even what positions are used.
The condom firm said its invention would help men see how they ‘stack up to other people from around the world.’
Adam Leverson, lead engineer for the i.Con Smart Condom, said: “It’s here and it’s beautiful. We wanted the i.Con to look refined, non-intrusive and lightweight – the finished article is nothing short of any of those things.
“There’s a lot of tech packed into the i.Con and for us to be able to deliver it in such a way that there is absolutely no hindrance to the user was our main goal – and I think we have gone above and beyond with the i.Con to make sure of this.
“I’m just so happy that we can now share the i.Con with the world!”
The smart condom is a small band which fits around the bottom of a man’s penis, which means wearers will still need to strap on a normal condom to get full protection.
It is waterproof and features a band that’s “extraordinarily flexible to ensure maximum comfort for all sizes.”
Bizarrely, it even lights up to provide illumination for both partners’ private parts.
John Simmons, a spokesperson for British Condoms, added: “We’re extremely excited to share with the world the first glimpse of the i.Con Smart Condom Ring due to go on sale in the UK in January 2018.
“It’s truly the next step in wearable tech and we believe we have pioneered a product that will not only bring an extra element of fun into the bedroom, but will also help indicate potential STI’s present as well as prevent condom slippage, a leading cause of unplanned pregnancy in the UK.”
The condom company claimed 900,000 people have already written to express interest in the gadget.

Siurce: http://punchng.com/worlds-first-smart-condom-detects-stis-rates-mens-performance/

freedomforall30:
Why is it that Igbos always look fresh with gorgeous skin like African Americans? Not like Afonjas that look like South Sudanese or Western Kenyans...attaching by force. SMH

Expect counterattack and counter-counterattack.

I thought he was dark 'complexioned'.

A car washer deals with cars, doesn't he?

Busy body woman. BBOG no dey relevant again?

sarrki:
PRESIDENT BUHARI AND HIS ISLAMIZATION OF SOUTHERN (ESPECIALLY S.E) NIGERIA

On getting to Benin bypass on our way to Enugu from Lagos yesterday, I noticed that the bad spot there has not been repaired so we followed a diversion that got us to Benin Auchi expressway and back to the bypass. Before we got back to bypass, I saw a big signage beside the road and on it was written Sukuk. I knew I had had that word but I couldn’t remember again what it meant. Anyway, the safety of my lovely babes in the and as well as myself was more important than thinking what Sukuk meant thus I concentrated on my driving and never continued the soliloquy.

Shortly after Nkpor, I saw that contractors were fully on ground “burying” money on the ground to make the roads user friendly. Well, praising PMB by me was no longer news to my wife so no need to sing a new praise. But when we entered our beloved Enugu State, a section of the road, I think from Umumba or even before to 9th Miles had been fully tarred. My joy new no bound as I was driving on the bad side and was “doing Christmas” for my eyes watching the other side of the road. About five or ten minutes after the reconstruction point started, I saw another big signage, it was written Sukuk. And after every few kilometers, you will see Sukuk. That was when I remembered it was the “Islamic Bond” all lovers of development supported but not the ANTI-Christ Christians. I remembered how CAN would have stopped us from benefitting from the proceeds from Sukuk Bond as they ignorantly or deceitfully fought against FG issuing the Bond. PMB, our Leader, our Dad, and our Friend thank you. May Allah abundantly bless you. I am a convinced Christian, a practicing Catholic and I am FULLY in support of this Bond. If this is what islamization is all about, Leader, please continue. You think out of the box. Even when we are broke, your Team thought of this wonderful option and now we are seeing the result. Please don’t mind our intolerant brothers-CAN and others. They are ignorant or mischievous. And the Investors in Sukuk Bond, make God bless una! Ndi Igbo will never forget una, for borrowing FG money to reconstruct our roads.

Chukwuemeka Ojielo

Beware of the Greek gift, Op.

Beware of the Greek gift.

That forehead sha.

The ouster Mugabe had been a long time coming.

I have so much to say but I am not talking to you anymore about it being a good thing to do with you and I know you are tempting to touch base with me and I will upload the rest of the story and send you the link.

I have so much to say but I am not talking to you anymore about it...

FTC!

Dedicated to the currently most controversial music duo of Wizzy and OBO. Keep repping the can-do spirit of Naija youths!

Modified.

I no know whether she think say she be Beyonce.

This woman has no respect for her man. QED. When the man talk now she go begin shed crocodile tears telling the whole world how innocent she is.

Nigeria ntorrrr!

I am having the last laugh.

Pinshure or adonblivit.

What of MATURE ejaculation?

Don't kill yourself because of stunts.

D