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Well,
If you have like four gals (pvssies) to choose from, and you settle for a particular one of these four, the real cost of the pvssy you have chosen is the other 3 you left. Meaning that that pvssy is worth three other pvssies. But if you have only one to choose from, that means that the pvssy you have has little or no value.
Oya clap for me.

tnerro1:
Pls explain again, I need to write it down

They are crawling out of their holes one by one. Pastorthiefs.

Are you going to share your husband with your mother? Is it what you want or what your mother wants? If you marry to please her, will she be there when kasala burst for ya head.

ContractKiller:
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One chance things.

Tell am.

NiklauseFred:
Should we tell this guy the truth?

Amaechi na baaad product in the market.

It depends on the pvssy.
Each pvssy has its own value.
Just As they say in economics, the real price of a pvssy is the opportunity to have another one which has been lost because of having a particular one at a particular time.

bodybuilder:
Is pussy being sold more than it's worth, nowadays?
Is paying so much for sex worth it?
People spend reasonable amount just to bust a nut nowadays.
Is pussy worth buying an iPhone for?
Are sex workers/runs girl suppose to earn that much?

Your number one is half-truth. The name is Jehovah according to your translation of the Bible, nothing more.

chatinent:
We as Jehovah’s Witnesses adhere to the form of Christianity that Jesus taught and that his apostles practiced. This article summarizes our basic beliefs.
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1. God. We worship the one true and Almighty God, the Creator 'who has a name', and whose name is Jehovah. (Psalm 83:18; Revelation 4:​ 11) He is the God of Abraham, Moses, and Jesus.​—Exodus 3:6; 32:11; John 20:17.
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2. Bible. We recognize the Bible as God’s inspired message to humans. (John 17:17; 2 Timothy 3:​16) We base our beliefs on all 66 of its books, which include both the “Old Testament” and the “New Testament.” Professor Jason D. BeDuhn aptly described it when he wrote that Jehovah’s Witnesses built “their system of belief and practice from the raw material of the Bible without predetermining what was to be found there.” * While we accept the entire Bible, we are not fundamentalists. We recognize that parts of the Bible are written in figurative or symbolic language and are not to be understood literally.​ —Revelation 1:1.
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3. Jesus. We follow the teachings and example of Jesus Christ and honor him as our Savior and as the Son of God. (Matthew 20:28; Acts 5:​31) Thus, we are Christians. (Acts 11:26) However, we have learned from the Bible that Jesus is not Almighty God and that there is no Scriptural basis for the Trinity doctrine.​—John 14:28.
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4. The Kingdom of God. This is a real government in heaven, not a condition in the hearts of Christians. It will replace human governments and accomplish God’s purpose for the earth. (Daniel 2:​44; Matthew 6:​9, 10) It will take these actions soon, for Bible prophecy indicates that we are living in “ the last days.”​—2 Timothy 3:​1-5; Matthew 24:​3-​14. Jesus is the King of God’s Kingdom in heaven. [color=maroon]He began ruling in 1914.[/color]​—Revelation 11:15.
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5. Salvation. Deliverance from sin and death is possible through the ransom sacrifice of Jesus. (Matthew 20:28; Acts 4:​12) To benefit from that sacrifice, people must not only exercise faith in Jesus but also change their course of life and get baptized. (Matthew 28:19, 20; John 3:​16; Acts 3:​19, 20) A person’s works prove that his faith is alive. (James 2:​24, 26) However, salvation cannot be earned​—it comes through “the undeserved kindness of God.”​—Galatians 2:​16, 21.
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6. Heaven. Jehovah God, Jesus Christ, and the faithful angels reside in the spirit realm. * (Psalm 103:19-​21; Acts 7:​55) A relatively small number of people​—144,000​—will be resurrected to life in heaven to rule with Jesus in the Kingdom.​—Daniel 7:​27; 2 Timothy 2:​12; Revelation 5:​9, 10; 14:​1, 3.
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7. Earth. God created the earth to be mankind’s eternal home. (Psalm 104:5; 115:16; Ecclesiastes 1:4) God will bless obedient people with perfect health and everlasting life in an earthly paradise. Of course, it was his original purpose while creating man.​—Psalm 37:11, 34.
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8. Evil and suffering. These began when one of God’s angels rebelled. (John 8:​44) This angel, who after his rebellion was called “Satan” and “Devil,” persuaded the first human couple to join him, and the consequences have been disastrous for their descendants. ( Genesis 3:​1-6; Romans 5:​12) In order to settle the moral issues raised by Satan, God has 'allowed' evil and suffering, but He will not permit them to continue forever.
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9. Death. People who die pass out of existence. (Psalm 146:4; Ecclesiastes 9:​5, 10) They do not suffer in a fiery hell of torment. God will bring billions back from death by means of a resurrection. (Acts 24:15) However, those who refuse to learn God’s ways after being raised to life will be destroyed forever with no hope of a resurrection.​— Revelation 20:14, 15.
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10. Family. We adhere to God’s original standard of marriage as the union of one man and one woman, with sexual immorality being the only valid basis for divorce. (Matthew 19:​4-9) We are convinced that the wisdom found in the Bible helps families to succeed.​—Ephesians 5:22–​6:1.
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11. Our worship. We do not venerate the cross or any other images. (Deuteronomy 4:​15-​19; 1 John 5:​21) Key aspects of our worship include the following: Praying to God.​—Philippians 4:6. Reading and studying the Bible.​—Psalm 1:​1-3. Meditating on what we learn from the Bible.​—Psalm 77:12. Meeting together to pray, study the Bible, sing, express our faith, and encourage fellow Witnesses and others.​— Colossians 3:​16; Hebrews 10:23-​25. Preaching the “good news of the Kingdom.”​—Matthew 24:14. Helping those in need.​—James 2:​14-​17. Constructing and maintaining Kingdom Halls and other facilities used to further our worldwide Bible educational work.​— Psalm 127:1. Sharing in disaster relief.​—Acts 11:27-​30.
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12. Our organization. We are organized into congregations, each of which is overseen by a body of elders. However, the elders do not form a clergy class, and they are unsalaried. (Matthew 10:8; 23: We do not practice tithing, and no collections are ever taken at our meetings. (2 Corinthians 9:7) All our activities are supported by anonymous donations. The Governing Body, a small group of mature Christians who serve at our world headquarters, provides direction for Jehovah’s Witnesses worldwide.​— Matthew 24:45.
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What about your discrimination?

chatinent:
13. Our unity. We are globally united in our beliefs. (1 Corinthians 1:​10) We also work hard to have no social, ethnic, racial, or class divisions. (Acts 10:34, 35; James 2:4) Our unity allows for personal choice, though. Each Witness makes decisions in harmony with his or her own Bible-trained conscience.​— Romans 14:​1-4; Hebrews 5:​14.
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14. Our conduct. We strive to show unselfish love in all our actions. (John 13:34, 35) We avoid practices that displease God, including the misuse of blood by taking blood transfusions. (Acts 15:28, 29; Galatians 5:​19-​21) We are peaceful and do not participate in warfare. (Matthew 5:9; Isaiah 2:4) We respect the government where we live and obey its laws as long as these do not call on us to disobey God’s laws.​— Matthew 22:21; Acts 5:​29.
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15. Our relationships with others. Jesus commanded: “You must love your neighbor as yourself.” He also said that Christians “are no part of the world.” ( Matthew 22:39; John 17:16) So we try to “work what is good toward all,” yet we remain strictly neutral in political affairs and avoid affiliation with other religions. (Galatians 6:​10; 2 Corinthians 6:​14) However, we respect the choices that others make in such matters.​— Romans 14:12. If you have further questions about the beliefs of Jehovah’s Witnesses, you can read more about us on our website.
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You may ask questions. I'll only answer civil questions.

You know na.

uchman:
I hope you read the message, why asking for pictures and what will pictures do in this message?

Evil tenants everywhere

Biko, nwanne. Keep making us proud. All over the world.

One of whom? If you are too scared to publicly declare your faith then you are serious. You want to hide under a faceless nairaland identity abi? My friend, let's see your picture, abi you are scared of what the world will say or do to you because you are in Christ.

Baawaa:
This is one of them,violence is their logo

You are not serious about marriage yet. When you are ready you know what to do. Why didn't you take the poor girl to your mother for the so-called spiritual consultation before you started dating her? Now you are looking for excuse to abandon her. Nonsense

Marks112:
Hi everyone,my mom is a celestial woman so she believes in all these things
She asked 4pastors ,1said she’s okay,others said no
But the thing is I am exhausted,I can’t start all over again and I love her and she loves me very
She’s not your average Nigerian girl that loves money
I have just been thinking a lot ,cos I don’t even know what could happen in future that will make the pastors say no

And the main thing here now is now that my mom has asked these people she will never support this marriage,how do I convince her?

And I can’t break up with my gf she has been with me through a lot ..I just tire
Been praying to God that if she’s not for me she should be the one to break up or Bleep up
I don’t want to hurt her

Put your picture if you are bold and fearless in your new found faith.

Lilimax:
Why I Converted From Islam to Christianity.
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I converted from Islam to Christianity simply because Islam gives no guarantee of salvation. Because Islam recognises that Jesus is 'the word of God' so God "the Messiah therefore the savior ( Surah 3 v 45). Because Allah recognises in the Qur'an that thoe who follow Jesus Christ (Christians)will be above those who do not follow Jesus Christ ( Muslims and others)until resurrection ( surah 3 v 55). Because Qur'an itself recognises that Jesus Christ is without sin (pure) (surah 19 v 19),while the Qur'an asks Mohammed to pray for the forgiveness of his sins ( surah 40 v 55). Unlike Mohammed,Jesus has lived more than 33 years without ever sinning.

I converted because where Mohammed recommends the killing of enemies ( surah 9 v 5) Jesus Christ recommend loving them (Matthew 5 v 44).

Mohammed just affirmed,but Jesus Christ confirmed his words with all kinds of miracles and resurrection of the death.

I converted because Mohammed is asking the Muslims to turn to Christians to get the truth ( surah 10 v 94).

I converted because despite Mohammed's claim to be the seal of the prophets,he is dead and will never return,but Jesus Christ whom I hated before died and resurrected and will come back to fight the Antichrist ( even according to Islam).

I converted because despite Jesus Christ being surrounded by several women,he did not seek to have s*x with them unlike Mohammed who even had sex with Zaynab the wife of his son Zaid, surah (33 v 37).

And also because uptil this day,tye name Jesus delivers all kinds of captivity unlike the name of Mohammed. Because Mohammed recognises that he doesn't know where he and the Muslims will be after death surah ( 46 v 9).

I converted because Mohammed says all Muslims will go through hell (surah 19 v 71) while Jesus Christ gives eternal life to all those who come to him ( heaven) John 3 v 17.

I converted because Jesus never attacked someone to take something from him,while Mohammed claims war booty surah (8 v 1).

I converted because the birth of Jesus Christ changed the whole world and not a community and many more reasons.

So my brother my sister,only Jesus Christ saves. He is the way,truth and life. When I was a Muslim,I believed in everything we were taught about the Christians and the Bible and today that I became a Christian and read the Bible,I realise that what we were told is all wrong.

Jesus was never a Muslim,he is the savior of the world and He loves you and wants to save you. Give your heart to him.

I pray that the Lord God will bless those who share this article.
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Why do you ask? Is he a terrorist?

Aguemma:
This one he is visiting all the Eastern politician, hope we are safe

You are more convincing now. But...

1StopRudeness:
God sees the heart of everyone..., if Abraham considered Ishmael his son and if he had any regard for the slave... he won’t send them packing with a water jar..... as far as that bible account is concerned and human nature... Abraham technically had only one son he loved.. and the instruction came as “the son you love” so that he will no go and look for Ishmael that he had sent away and he ddnt really love...

Bros, no vex about my questions.

I just feel that it would make more sense and have be worth the kind of blessing that followed, if Abraham asked to sacrifice his only son than when he had 2 sons. When Abraham had 2 sons the significance of sacrificing one of them reduced by 50 percent. That's why I feel it happened when his only successor was Ishmael.

1StopRudeness:
Didn’t u read in the Bible urself....Gen16 Ishmael was born, many years later, Gen 21 Isaac was born....don’t know how many years later.. but in the same Gen 21 Ishmael and her mother was sent away perhaps for the sake of peace in the home... but if Abraham but if Abraham had moved his servant and son enough, he wouldn’t have sent anyone away for the other...

Gen 22 : no one knew how many years later that was...but the issue sacrifice came: how could it have been Ishmael when he and the mother were gone..

Btw ..I feel like I’m in an interrogation with you....it’s suppose to be a dialogue.... if you don’t have knowledge of the Bible...then we shouldn’t both be discussing the Bible.....if u are trying to drive home a point....you are making it too lengthy by telling me to give u a book, chapter and a verse to find something .....Is that how the accounts of the Bible are written ......u’ll just find all the information u are looking for in one verse??

Please don’t ask me for a verse... if I can’t drive home your point without trying to sound like an interrogator....lets call it a day....

The guy don de resemble woman o.

We are not talking about prophecies here.

MightySparrow:
You are not likely to be a christian or you don't have a bible or read it. if the claim of bible about the past is wrong what about the prophecies being fulfilled in our time?

From the way you reason, you need to examine your head thoroughly. Laziness is taking you around the country. By the time you realize that it's not about the place but about yourself it will be too late. Your mates are making it even in the remotest part of the world and here you are looking for ready made. Lazy youth. It's people like you that will convert to Islam just to become a slave in another man's land.
You can even go to sambisa forest for all I care. No body will miss you. But don't cry to your kinsmen empty-handed from your north in 30 years from now.

Bighead9:
Trash again.
All this epistle won't change the present state of Abia, the incompetent Governor and his supporters like you should stop celebrating bad Governance. Besides, what are you celebrating in that picture? That Shoe shiner shop is not worth celebrating abeg.

So you know, I'm an Igbo man from Aba. But I've left that shithole for Una. I'm presently in Benin, I came in search of greener pasture. By next year, NA North I dey go straight. The East don cast, no money..

Which of the books, chapter and verse?

1StopRudeness:
source is bible

What is the source of your position the two sons were around? Is it the Bible or Quran?

1StopRudeness:
Honestly... I don’t understand the question... please rephrase.....because both sons was already the picture b4 the sacrifice came up....

See how you have left the point and started talking about the governor. Did I ever mention the governor in my post? So because I don't like the governor I shouldn't say the truth when I see it? Is the factory owned by the government or governor? Would you like it if I say you are supporting boko haram just because you are making a case for a factory in the NORTH? Would you like it if I proceed to say that you are blindly supporting anything from the north and that's why boko haram is still tormenting you and your brethren in the north? Stop displaying TRASH mentality.

Bighead9:
Trash.
See how you are trying to sound smart by supporting an incompetent Governor. No wonder Abia State and other Eastern States are left behind, in terms of infrastructures and all.

That's going by biblical account. But how do you know if Isaac was in the picture at the time?

1StopRudeness:
God probably never asked Abraham to murder any of his sons....
lets even assume he did..., it wouldn’t have been Ishmael.. becos Abraham never wanted a child from a servant to begin with, the wife technically forced him ... sacrificing Ishmael would have been too easy since abraham still had Isaac that was the son of his real wife and the promise God gave him.

Terrorists everywhere.

Are you saying that you have issues with ITEL.?

alramon:
I have no issue with the snake, but why are u using ITEL op?

If you used your head to think you wouldn't start talking about slippers factory when Op is talking about shoes properly so called. It doesn't take much to make slippers from rubber and synthetic materials as is done in Kano. Indeed, Nigeria started making rubber slippers decades AGO, not necessarily in the north. Mind you, the north has skin and hides yet it is not known for making footwear from these raw materials; instead it is making slippers from synthetic materials. What's the sense there?
Please don't just use your head to think, try to think SMART.

Bighead9:
See your life. If Slippers making factory can be that massive in Kano, what do you think their Shoe making Factories will look like? Remember, the North have the raw materials (Skin, Leather) for all kinds of Shoes.

Use your head and think.

Slippers making is different from shoe making. The one in Kano is obviously a slippers industry

Bighead9:
Useless chest beaters.
Below is what a Shoe making factory in Kano looks like.

What is T. A. Orji's erand boy of a governor doing there with his oversize bele?