₦airaland Forum

ThiefOfHearts:
You can tell those whose mothers let them watch TV while she was busy slaving away in the kitchen cos they're boys.

Pyrex indeed. Look at another one mentioning microwave. Just cos you're males doesnt mean you have the right to be embarrassing.

Fish is nasty in moin moin. If you want that reddish kinda moin moin, tomato suace is fine. abeg no go buy the MEATY pasta sauce.

And then, she turns around and let all her male children watch TV, while she is busy slaving in the kitchen. Be they mothers, sisters, or wives; they are to blame.


On every one woman who lets her son cook; fifty ridicule their sons' if he tries (lol)!

LadyAnn:
Im not from Nigeria. Lived there for 6months though!!!

You are a human being, so am I: we have much more in common than my careless slip of tongue!

command 2:
I really apreciate you leaving your time to attend to other peoples problem,God in his infinite mercy will reward you,i need youe medical advice,i use to have my anus shooting out anytime i visit the toilet i have tried alot of drugs but still not responding pls balogun what can i do

Forgive me for asking, but by your “anus shooting out anytime I visit the toilet:” do you mean rectal prolapse.  Rectal prolapse is a condition wherein the walls of the rectum protrude through the anus and hence become visible outside the body. 

There are several causes, but the bottom line is that you have weakening of the ligaments and muscles that hold the rectum in place.

If it is not too severe, you may manage it by a diet high in fiber, and something called "Kegel exercises" (your local physician or nurse can teach you Kegel exercises).  You may indirectly use drugs to secondarily treat it by treating stool passage so as to avoid straining. 

If you ask me, your best alternative is surgery of which there are several types.  The type of surgery suitable for you will depend on your age and condition.  Go see a physician and good luck.

doublezee:
Please, I have this congestion I feel in my head.
You may be surprised to hear that this has lasted almost 6 years now.
Sometimes,it feels like a stretch pain. Please note that this is no normal headache.
Please your advice to this situation will be well accepted through doublezee4u@yahoo.com

Many with cerebral edema use that term “congestion I feel in my head.” Please do not ignore it; go see a physician.
There are many non-invasive instruments that can be used to examine your skull and brain. It may gradually get worst, but it is not going to go away until properly treated. It may turn out to be something as simple as sinus infection.

Healthyman:
Of course, pimples do have a cure.I have actually witnessed one like a miracle,that someone i know had.

Nna,

Pimple has no cure.   It simply comes and go at its pleasure.  Your best bet is to enhance your appearance by minimizing its effects!

LadyAnn:
"You realize your culinary shortcomings and you are working to correct them:" Since when does not being able to make Moi Moi result in me being a failure in the cooking department?

LadyAnn, it was intended to be a compliment. Not being able to make moi moi does not make anybody a failure in the cooking department. All I was trying to say was that it is praiseworthy you realized your moi moi was not perfect so you endeavored to improve it. You are a Nigerian, I am a Nigerian; we have much more in common than my careless slip of tongue.

LadyAnn:
What?? koolchicco just for one meager Star beer? u know im right!!!

koolchicco:
^^Beg your pardon. . .There's no meagreness in 4 whole bottles of my shine shine bobo oo!

Dear Mr. Koolchicco, we are definitely back. You have been elevated to 5 bottles of Star beer with immediate effect. And sincerely, I mean with immediate effect. I’ll contact you on your site!

LadyAnn; I apologize without reservations for the comments about the be- or would-be of your marital status. I am not very good at semantics, but your points are well taken and taken in good faith. I actually did have shredded chicken-breast and fresh lobsters for the moi moi; however, I omitted them because I lacked the space (I have only six (6) Pyrex dishes).

FL Gators:
What is Edikaikong? Sounds chinese

If you have to ask: You don't need to know.


[Between semesters, we use to play soccer on the mainstreet of Gainesville. That's how desolate University of Florida is.]

LadyAnn:
NEED I SAY MORE?? LMAO

koolchicco:
^^ No u dont need 2 say more!I concur with u on this one

I walked straight into a hornet’s nest with my comment, “astonishingly beautiful ex-wife!” I hope; I outlive my error. LadyAnn, I hope the lady in you will implore you to forgive me. Mr. Koolchicoo, are you trying to defend me or bury me (you are supposed to be my friend)?

LadyAnn, I apologize (without reservations) for my rude joke, and I promise it will not happen again. You are a very beautiful woman and will make a very good wife. You realize your culinary shortcomings and you are working to correct them: that is excellent.

Dear Mr. Koolchicco: I was thinking about 4 Star Beers, now we will have to cut you down to three(3).

eduezeyim:
if any, what are your sugestions?

Pimples have no cure: it wax and wanes. Please do not let anyone fool you otherwise. Cleanliness, exercise, good eating habits, plenty of rest, and stress reduction are your best bet.

The best palliative treatment in the market is the “Retinoic Acids.” There are several of them in the market.

Be careful with taking systemic Retinoic acids if you are a woman of childbearing age; they are teratogenic (they can deform your child). They may remain in your system for as long as 3 months after you stop taking them. Therefore, if you are a woman of childbearing age, maintain your contraceptive of choice for longer than 3 months after you stop taking systemic Retinoic acids.

sexyLeamon:
I didn't find anything funny about dat, maybe i have a bad sense of humor

No you don't have a bad sense of humor. My jokes are wry.

Again, I apologize

koolchicco:
Of course its your wedding. Well until Friday then I'd see how soon I can get d contact.
BTW wat do u need it 4?

I love Sunny Bobos music. I play him to sleep and I wake up playing him. I just want to send him a token of my appreciation. Not much, but some loose change to buy beer. Say, 20 bottles of Star beer!

My wedding? Don't you need to have a girl friend first before having a wedding? I am already married; married to my work!

Gamine:
Just now.

Thanks

koolchicco:
Potu,Firstly u need to subscribe to my site then I'd get u his contact as a birthday/wedding gift.
How nice?

I will subscribe on Friday. Today is going to be a hectic day. Well, my birthday is today so send me the contact info. Psych, my birthday is not today, but send the info anyway.

Wedding, yours or mine?

Gamine:
Yeh send it to me, im moving to a new place
im sure it'd come in handy

When was the last time you checked your email?

koolchicco:
Potu u need a wife anyways,dont u?
or Must she be able 2 cook moi moi for her 2 stand d chance. . .?

Sir,

Where is my Sunny Bobo's contact information?

Wives are very important (my darling mother use to be one until she died); but for now, I'll settle for just the moi moi. Sincerely, my wife does not need to know how to cook, I can comfortably afford two cheffs, if the need arises (I did not spend 8 years in college and graduated top of my class for nothing).

Now sir; Go get my Sunny Bobo's contact and I will subscribe to your site. You also forgot to tell me how much the info will set me back?

emans:
hi doc,what can be done after taking corticosteroid for severe allergic reaction and no response

Without knowing the type of severe allergic reaction you are having or the type of corticosteroid you are using, it is difficult for anyone to give you a concrete advice. Allergic reactions manifest clinically as anaphylaxis, allergic asthma, urticaria, angioedema, allergic rhinitis, some types of drug reactions, and atopic dermatitis. Corticosteroids are grouped as short, intermediate, or long acting.

Corticosteroids are chemically related to the hormones that regulate the body’s homeostasis; therefore, their risk benefit ratio should be carefully weighed; hopefully you are using corticosteroids for an allergic reaction that is acute and severe. Please do not try to kill a fly with a shot-gun.

Corticosteroids are generally safe when used for a short period of time with appropriate monitoring. When used for longer periods, the frequency and severity of adverse effects increases dramatically. Many of these effects are the unavoidable results of the normal actions of the steroid drugs and must be considered when people decide on a course of long-term corticosteroid therapy.

Usually, a response to corticosteroids will be seen within ten days. If no response is seen after a reasonable period of time, an alternative method of treatment should be considered. However, whatever you decide to do, please do not stop using corticosteroids abruptly. You should try to gradually taper down the dose of corticosteroid to zero.

emmeno:
Men i'm laughing , This is Hillarious and lovely

On their way to Saudi Arabia, a Yoruba man convinced an Igbo man to smuggle beer into the Arab nation. “You are braver and bolder than me,” the Yoruba told the Igbo; “If I tried it, we will be caught.” Flattered the Igbo man smuggled the beer into Saudi Arabia.

In Saudi Arabia, the Yoruba man blabbed to a Philippine girl that he and the Igbo guy were interested in; that the Igbo guy lawlessly smuggled beer into Saudi Arabia. The Philippine girl reported them to the police and both men were arrested.

They were initially given a death sentence but, as it was a national holiday, the sheikh decided they should be released after each received 20 lashes of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the sheikh said, "It's my first wife's birthday today and she asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping, but you cannot wish not to be whipped!"

The Yoruba man thought for a second then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back before whipping." This was done and lasted for the whole 20 lashes.

The Ibo man saw this, but before he could make his wish, the sheikh said: "As your prowess in hard-work is universally acknowledged, you are permitted to have two wishes!"

The Igbo man thought for a second, and then said: "Thank you, most royal and merciful highness. My first wish is to receive 100 lashes with the strongest, toughest whip available." "If you so desire," the sheikh replied with a questioning look on his face, "and your second wish?" "Tie the Yoruba man to my back."

kerosine:
for heavens sake why cant it be balance, , i just wonder how my husband will cope cos am damm hairy o

Did you know that men in South India love hairy women?

You will be an instant hit!

Gamine:
Get a wife? What are the chances she'll make it well

Good thinking.  I'll try the pans.  I have no guarantee that a wife will help!

Incidentally, do you need Pyrex dishes in excellent condition?  Used only once; and the best part is that it is free, including postage.

delvinmaya:
leaves are just like plantain leaves,

That’s a good start, plantain leaves. Now, where can I get plantain leaves: I live in NE of United States?

Nerrisa:
In addition to what Angela has told you, don’t smoke cigarettes, avoid stress, and take foods high in antioxidants.

Please make sure that you have a proper medical check up to ascertain that you do not have a medical reason preventing you from getting pregnant. A case in point, a 32 year-old lady from the Emirates came over to the United States for fertility work-up. Her medical history was unremarkable. A simple medical test revealed that her womb was too hostile, and any sperm introduced will be killed in seconds. Here was a gorgeous lady, who was so healthy her womb will not sustain any germs, but unfortunately will also kill any sperm that came along.

As Potu correctly informed you, if you do not have any medical reason for not getting pregnant, you stand an excellent chance of becoming pregnant eventually. However, if you have a medical reason for not getting pregnant, your physician should level with you and not just take your money (even the great Michael Jackson was killed by some unscrupulous physician). If it a serious medical reason, then you need to be in a teaching hospital in Nigeria or come abroad.

Along with these excellent ideas I further add; please watch your weight!

stillwater:
I bet you wouldn't even know how to wrap the moi moi paste in leaves, or can you?

Yes, I can wrap moi moi paste in leaves, I use to watch mom do it. For the life of me, I don’t know what the leaves are called. So, I guess that settles that!

stillwater:
Mine has never rusted. I use the tomatoes in them, wash the cans, air dry them, then put them in the cupboard. When I want to make moi moi, I rinse them and I'm good to go. I throw them away when I'm done.

Thanks a million. I am already stuck with $215 vat, and six (6) Pyrex dishes ($90). If nothing contraindicates them, I'll use them for my next attempts.

Believe me, I thank everyone. The advices I have gotten are invaluable. If all else fail, I'll get a wife.

stillwater:
all because of moi moi?

Sweetheart, it is [b]no[/b]t because of moi moi;  it is because of nostalgia.
[Slow water runs deep]

I did oven-dry the discarded cans very thoroughly; they still rusted before I could use them, even once!

koolchicco:
This goes 2 show that u're no longer attuned with how stuffs work in 9ja.
Potu come home ooo!FYI 1500 na only 2 bottles of star e fit buy oo.

So, how much will it set me back?

ThoniaSlim:
Well take a flight and come meet me. Bomboclat!

Mschewwwwww,

ooo! That hurts[b]!![/b]

I have heard Jamaican’s use, ‘ras-clat;’    first time I am reading ‘Bombo-clat,’  Lord have mercy!

LadyAnn:
I can never get it right, (Not for lack of trying believe me!!!)

Wow, if it is true that you can't cook; you'll make an astonishingly beautiful ex-wife!