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phenomental40:
Talk to them already they can't help as the money is locked

Would have wish to do business with you, but I dont trust online nairalanders ,I have been duped with strategy like this

ayoncox:
Guy man lock money only to be stranded. You better go borrow money on Opay

Pls can you clarify how it works, cant he talk to the customer care to unlock the money

phenomental40:
Good morning nairalander , please I have been saving some money with cowrywise savings now I need the money to get urgent personal things but the savings is not matured yet so I can't withdraw it now till October 16.
Please I want to give to someone else in return for N200,000
Any one interested should call or Whatsapp me 08160525812

But cant you tell the customer care to help you unlock it

danvon:
I see some mad people saying how he's so good for finding wife for that boy, wouldnt it have been good enough to simply take care of him quietly, was wife necessary?

I see him dismissing the woman few years later when she starts having problems, just like he did with happie boys.

One rich buffoon playing God with the lives of poor people.

If e easy, you sef start your charitable organisation,
E dey easy to look at fault of others than ourselves

Jmichael1:
I'm finally back from my 3yrs ban on nairaland...
I miss all my guys,from slawormiir,ilamina,boogyman, false prophet and so on....
I was ban bcuz I spoke against tinubu during 2023 election.

Three years in prison, thank goodness you are out, you can see the street have changed, there are new neighbours
Those guys u mention have relocated from this area, false prophet comes once in a while to this street to greet his friends

Daejumong:
I SAW THE RAPTURE AND ONLY 12 NIGERIANS MADE IT. KUMUYI WAS NO. 1, ADEBOYE NO. 2.

In 1998, I saw a vision of the rapture that still shakes me today.
From the whole of Nigeria… only 12 people made it.

But that wasn’t why I argued with Jesus.

What broke me was this: I was the last person on the list.
And at that time, I had just finished leading an underground Christian fellowship in a school where religion was forbidden publicly.
I was evangelising practically on a daily basis, with a target of three souls every day.
I was living holy, praying, fasting, preaching — burning for Him with everything in me.

So I couldn’t understand why I barely made it.

But Jesus told me:

“It is not easy to make this list. Count yourself blessed.”

And in that vision:
Pastor W.F. Kumuyi was No. 1.
Pastor E.A. Adeboye was No. 2.

Brethren, hear me:

**Heaven is not crowded. Very few people and very few pastors are truly on the narrow path.**

Don’t let fake pastors deceive you.
Don’t let church activity replace personal holiness.
This is the time to examine your walk with God.

1 Peter 4:18 — “If the righteous scarcely be saved…”

Matthew 7:14 — “Narrow is the way… and few find it.”

Dae Jumong

The way the devil kept deceiving so called children of God
You were no 12, who was number 9?

ThompsonJoo:
How time flies, but the world never remains the same again

What a great and bad year

AustineE1:
My heart bleeds,this is what they have reduced Nigerians to,they have institutionalized begging.
They weaponized poverty to their own gain,imagine a Motor park agbero sharing 3000 naira to able bodied men and women.
They next time,they will share them mudus of rice. This is evil!

Weaponizing poverty is the real deal
Some times here on nairaland I will tell some to help do something of a little task, that will generate close to 2m for me on the long run, whilr i give the. Person 50k, the person will still thank me, and be looking for opportunity like that, if you can weaponized poverty to your advantage, do it

kpankpangolo:
Before Seun’s spambot became judge, jury and executioner, I enjoyed an outlet to complain about the government. The citizens weren’t left out because I highlighted their hypocrisy.

Enjoy giveaway of close to 100k since joining in 2020

joblessmilliona:
Hey guys,
I’ve been testing a few brokers recently because honestly, withdrawal delays are one of the biggest issues in this industry.
We all know some platforms are fast when you deposit… but suddenly slow when it’s time to withdraw profits 😅
So I decided to try out a newer broker just to see how it performs.
Here’s what I noticed so far:
Withdrawals have been processing in less than 1 minute (this was surprising)
Spreads are relatively low/raw, which is good for entries
Execution has been smooth — no major slippage so far
They also offer a 100% deposit bonus (up to $5,000)
Now, I’m not saying it’s perfect yet — I’m still testing long-term reliability.
But so far, the withdrawal speed + trading conditions have been solid.
My honest take:
For me, fast withdrawal > everything else, because that’s where trust really shows.
The bonus is nice, but I see it more as extra margin support rather than the main reason to use it.
Has anyone else here tested brokers with instant withdrawals recently?
Would like to compare experiences 👇

Name of the broker asap

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LordBiden:
And when you finish discouraging them about private school jobs who do you want to be teaching your kids?

Maybe aliens from mars would come and teach them.

You should be teaching them creative ways of earning as a teacher like doing extra lessons for wealthy families, online teaching jobs that pays in dollars as side hustle.

You are very intelligent with your comment, those I am not in support of private school teaching, it is still trash

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Davigle:
Eku mrkt o babami

Gold deceived us sellers today but as a bonafide Nigerian following the footsteps of our esteemed politicians i quickly switch camp from LP to LDP. I hope e carry us go far north.

It will come down next week, just consolidating for now

tonychristopher:
MEET THE TWO IGBO UNIVERSITY VICE CHANCELLORS IN THE UK:

1. Professor David Uzo Mba, Vice Chancellor of Birmingham City University, UK.
2. Professor Charles Egbu, the vice chancellor of Leeds Trinity University, United Kingdom (UK).
Note that no black African tribe, apart from the Igbo has produced university vice chancellors in the United Kingdom of Great Britain.
Don't also forget that the 1st indigenous professor and vice chancellor in Nigeria was an Igbo man named Professor Kenneth Dike (1st black vice chancellor of the university of Ibadan).
The 1st ever vice chancellor of the university of Lagos was an Igbo man named Professor Eni Njoku.
The 1st vice chancellor of the University of Jos was also an Igbo man named Professor Gilbert Onuaguluchi.
Igbo Amaka.

What do you gain in all this tribal comparable,
It is not as if these people will benefit u or your family
I see all these as being childish
It might be coming from a 30+ year old person, with childish attitude

masterfactor:
What buhari has achieved, ur entire generation can't, his family is in a better place, where is your family place in society

If the disaster during his era as president had reach your family member, you will not come here and be talking about one rubbish achievement

Mrkc:
I need direction on how to go about it..
I want to make sure he spend the rest of His life in jail.
This is a man that started teaching at a young age.
This is a man that worked for 12 years teaching without a single achievement as a single man before he got married.
He married Someone he was older than by 16 years, this is child abuse..
After he married, He accused his wife for putting him in debt and not achieving anything in life..
Now I begin to wonder , you worked for 12 years , no single assest to your name.
Is it the remainining 23 years with so much responsibility left to retire you will achieve what you didnt achieve as a single guy that used and wasted 12 years without responsibility6

Sichiboy, is that you
Looking for people to blame for your problem

[quote author=SkyBizzy post=138616749]Not everyone with head has a brain in it actually.[/quote


That is hypocrisy of people like you, be drop rubbish motivation, when small money enter your hand, and them gather round to laugh with you, until you go down again, and come and be dropping your mogbetional talks

SkyBizzy:
May God show Up for Me and anyone going through this Turbulent Time .

It is always darkest before Dawn.

I know for sure that as I continue to make frantic efforts towards improving my condition, I'll eventually win. I won't give up.

Lots of disappointments and disrespect from people I least expected, But no problem, God is on the Throne and He will show up soon.

Be giving yourself foolish motivation, when you eventually make it, you will be laughing and whining with those who disrespected you and even broke shaming those struggling,
You are struggling, you turn motivational speaker

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SkyBizzy:
I prefer to die now .
Sometimes, being in prison gives u more peace of mind than being a free man.
There u have no issues of food or house rent, nobody is going to disturb you. Everytin iz free of charge .

You dey mad, see what is coming your mouth, spend one week, you will pray your enemies should what is happening there

AnonPoet:
https://punchng.com/nigerian-scientists-record-breakthrough-in-malaria-drug-research/

I sabi this man for white house

Fxwarrior:
Gold is about to deliver over 1000 + pips.

Time to pass that challenge or increase your account

Upward or downward

kolosman:
We are told that God is all-powerful, all-knowing, and perfectly good, while the Devil is the source of every "bad belle," every sickness, and every failure in our lives. Our pastors spend hours every Sunday leading "die by fire" prayers to bind the enemy. But if you take a step back and think logically for just five minutes, you will see a massive hole in this story. If God is truly as powerful as they say, why has he not destroyed the Devil once and for all? Well, the answer is simple: the Devil is a necessary character in a fictional script designed to keep you afraid and paying tithes.

Think about it like a Nollywood movie. If the hero kills the villain in the first five minutes, the movie is over and nobody buys the DVD. Religion needs the Devil to stay alive so that the "business" can continue. If there is no Devil to blame for your poverty, you might start asking your government why the economy is bad or asking your pastor why your life isn't improving despite your seeds of faith. The Devil is the perfect scapegoat. He is the ultimate excuse for why an "all-powerful" God hasn't answered your prayers for twenty years.

From a scientific and logical point of view, the idea of an all-powerful being leaving a "wicked" subordinate to torture his children is a sign of a very bad father or a total lack of power. If you see a snake in your child’s room and you have a cutlass, do you leave the snake there and tell your child to "keep praying" for protection? No, you kill the snake. The fact that this supposed "God" allows the "Devil" to keep roaming the earth suggests that either he cannot stop him, or he is working with him to keep us in a state of terror.

The truth is that neither of them exists. There is no red man with horns and there is no old man in the clouds. What we call "the Devil" is just a mix of bad luck, poor choices, and a failing system. We don't need a spiritual war; we need better schools, better hospitals, and more critical thinking. Once you realize that there is no Devil to fight, you stop wasting your energy on "spiritual warfare" and start fighting the real problems in front of you.

I hope one demon start having it place in your life, I know you come back and tell us this wonderful writeup

Such a nice writeup

Melagros:
COMRADES, I will be happy if I can get that link on Nairaland that sometimes ago captioned Nigerian Police as the most corrupt/ worst police in Africa/ world

Sometime ago last year, the WhatsApp account of my friend whom I hold in high esteem was hacked, and the hacker defrauded me to the tune of 200k, after my conversation with my friend. Then I discovered that I was scammed!

However, in order to unravel the identity of the fraudster, then I reached out to the receiving bank and also to my my bank for the account to be linked, after that, both of the banks advised me if I want to know who the fraudster is, I should make a formal entry at the police station since banks don't release the information of their customers to the third party. But, the police through the court order can produce who the criminal is

After harking to the piece of the advice, I went to the police station (picture below) and made an entry, then the IPO assured me that the fraudster will be apprehended, that this is a simple case, that there's an officer (a tracker) who specialises in handling such cases, so he linked me up with the so-called tracking officer (name below) then the so-called tracking officer booked an appointment with me. After asking of my bank details, he logged on to Google and brought out a certain phone number and claimed that this was the number which was used to defraud me, so to know who the culprit is, it will cost me: 15k (cash) for entry, plus 30k for mobilisation of officers, plus another 15k for a job well done. Without further ado, I made the payment

Do you know one funny thing? The so-called tracking officer didn't know that I am also an experienced car/vehicle tracker (I track vehicles for companies) anytime I asked for an update the fraudster in uniform would googled an image and sent it to me, not knowing that he is dealing with an expert, he would also be telling me cock and bull story blah blah blah blah

After all the drama, this year I decided to escalate the matter at the station, guess what, the police sided with their colleague. When I threatened taking legal action against the fraudster in uniform, then all of them washed their hands off the case

Police is your friend
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