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Daejumong:
Jerry Eze with a female celebrity at the Prayer altar! They are all smiles and even take a selfie and post it online! An altar with loads of people’s prayers requests. Is this right?

Numbers 18:7(NIV)
7 But only you and your sons may serve as priests in connection with everything at the altar and inside the curtain. I am giving you the service of the priesthood as a gift. Anyone else who comes near the sanctuary is to be put to d€ath.

Dae Jumong 29:8:25

This is why I don't go to church, because of people like you, anything we don't agree with personally, we tend to condemn it,

I have been noticing your past post about your inadequacy towards this man,
Imagine condemning people with scriptures, that is the kind of rubbish people like you that poses as Christian

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Be deceiving yourself there

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Olakunlebrains:
[/b]This one no be your regular video..... Wait till you see the twist!!![b]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DN5tJGtiCmK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


I bet you won't make it past the first 10 seconds without replaying!!

You are mad
Make nobody click anything, he is looking for views

GoatFunded:
If it’s the third payout why not

We have the cash

For the first two payouts, we pay 6% only after which your 3rd payouts, any amount made is yours (80% profit split)

Let us say I made 10% profit, I can only wirhdaw 6%? Will the remaining 4% be forfeited or it will still remain in the account?

GoatFunded:
Good morning

I’m a representative of GoatFunded

If you have any questions or query.

Just mention and I would respond in my capacity.

Can they payout a one time amount of $40k on a 200k account

Wordsfrombimpe:
This is a motivational message and you have brought relationships into it from where to where

Do you have a crush on me

You women are the ones making it complicated, if every one is free to each other, there would not be anything like yahoo or money ritual to seek validation from people especially you women

JasonNOTStatham:
If you are in need of free prop firm account, how do I post without ban?
Free account expires in 7-8 hours

On your signature

Wordsfrombimpe:
Motivation For The Week ‬

"Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated." - Digital Bimpe

‪Copyright ©️ Digital Bimpe The Coach‬

‪#digitalbimpethecoach‬

If a mechanic working in his workshop, suddenly sees you and leave his work to toast, would you feel comfortable, be deceiving yourself with your mogbetional speaking

Life is not simple, you ladies are the one complicating it

budaatum:
She's sending nudes for money?

Sounds to me like you are either not providing enough, or she is greedy, or, since "Her character has not been good to me anyway", perhaps your character is not good enough for her. Either ways, you sound like you married the wrong person for you.

Think of it this way. Imagine you bought a car. And no, I'm not implying you bought your wife, but still. If the car you bought does not travel you the way you want, either because you bought the wrong car for yourself, you'd likely blame yourself for wasting your money, and if you can, try to fix the car or dump it and get another, which I wouldn't immediately advise in the case of your wife and 3 kids.

Take both of you to a mechanic of marriage counselling, is my advice. And work on your character towards her and hope. If that don't work, do consider selling the car that don't work for you and get a new and better car. But do go for driving lessons first, because your driving might be the issue here, since we have not heard the car's side.

A counsellor cannot solve low self esteem

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20,000 man is 20000 naira
Now 4 is
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I rather buy 4

[quote author=TouchNfollow post=136537251]

Stop always saying the same things in English #English pic.twitter.com/BPHuemvUvz

— English Quiz (@Lexicanglo) August 20, 2025

man and Sam loco in the early 2000s
Then it was rewind cassette
Life was a little bit innocent
I wish was born in the mid- nineties

ForChrist1:
Hey Folks,

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Send me a dm if you can do this plus how much you would charge.
Thank you.

7k
Graphic design kind of alumni page

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Hezzyluv:
This guy get sweet voice no be small.

Him and Korode Bello just left the Mavin record sharp sharp

This is why rema dare not to leave


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Sunshine34:
Good day Nairalander,

Pls i would like to know which of these tech programs you would do and why you felt it's the best.
For me i chose digital marketing but am confused to know which of these tech would be good for me as a non social person. I need to know the financial gains of each, and which carries weight.

Thanks family.

Mobile development.
Front End development.
Back End development.
IX/UX.
Digital marketing

As Tech is the future now, I suggest everyone should be involve in one of this programme,

Very soon, all these will be useless for humans,

Fdffg

Shidinky:
Building can be used for poultry. School or residential. Land opposite can be leased for farming.
Situated right on the East West road, akwa ibo. State
30mins drive from eleme junction
45mins to port Harcourt
Price is 10m.
Future clients Incluse sterling oil staff who plan drilling in the area In 2026

Do you want to rent or sell it for 10m
Assssssssss

RevenuesBoost:
I made a thread about my husband's tattoo on family section https://www.nairaland.com/8495133/man-tattooed-mums-name-mine
and many people said a lot of things about my husband's tattoo and tattooed people.

There were a few things the Old testament were against that people still do:

1. Rounded haircuts/beards: Leviticus 19:27. It states, "You shall not round off the hair on your temples or mar the edges of your beard,"

(If you know your hair and beards are not like Abraham's own, please to talk against my husband's Tattoo.

I still wonder if we are Practicing Christianity or Judaism)



2. Tattoos: You shall not make any cuts on your body for the dead or tattoo yourselves: I am the Lord.” Leviticus 19:28

(In the ancient Middle East, the writers of the Hebrew Bible forbade tattooing. Per Leviticus 19:28, “You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.” Historically, scholars have often understood this as a warning against pagan practices of mourning)


3. (Lev. 11:27). He tells us that salt- and freshwater fish with fins and scales may be eaten (Lev. 11: 9-12), but water creatures without those characteristics (catfish, lobsters, oysters, shrimp, crabs, clams, mussels, squid, frogs, octopi, etc.) should not be eaten.

(Tattoo haters, please tell me you don't eat Crayfish and Catfish)


4. Exodus 21:15-25. “Whoever hits his father or his mother is to be put to death. “Whoever kidnaps someone, either to sell him or to keep him as a slave, is to be put to death. “Whoever curses his father or his mother is to be put to death.

(How many parents have killed their stubborn children?

Shey Jesus forgives stubborn people but will kill Tattooed people?)


5. Family planning: Genesis 38:8-10 (the story of Onan). This passage, which details Onan's punishment for spilling his seed to avoid impregnating his brother's widow, is often cited as evidence that God disapproves of actions that prevent conception.

(Tattoo haters, hope you all aren't using family planning methods, let's be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth.)


Do you know why Jesus was killed?
Because he preached love and oneness.
Loving your neighbour as yourself.
One feature the Jews lacked because they loved oppressing the weak and thinks of themselves highly than others.
Can a woman commit adultery or fornicate alone?
But only the woman will be accused of not being a virgin and be stoned to death for committing adultery or fornication.

No one casted that first stone because all of them thought of their sins.


Matthew 7:1-5
1 “Do not judge, or you too will be judged.
2 For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you.
3 “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?
4 How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye?
5 You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.

You are becoming disgusting
If you are in support of this, doesn't mean you should start preaching it for approval
I don't see anything wrong about having it, but preaching it is wrong
It is not morally upright
I personally feel awkward, trying to touch or shake people on tattoo

This message should not be coming from you, the small love and respect I have for you can diminish, does not validate your approval though

Reloadedisraelp:
E good as u Neva eat since two yrs now...urse am enter mountain n pray hard.

I fit see 2h from you, use carry game abeg

Reloadedisraelp:
Constancy is key to winning especially if u're chasing jackpot... forget about league poor or not...the day e go boom e go be like film... deltateam today suppose be ur day but e be like u don miss out...,😔

Naso devil go dey decieve you, ask yourself, the win rate compared to the loss rate, u na life don spoil, you better run, betting is not meant for the poor

Betting will never make you guys rich, all of you looking for so called loophole in betting
Only the rich will make money from betting
I stake 2.5m to get 43m around may before season start, all o just need is look vulnerable team, this is possible when you are nor desperate

Freshwater40:
May someone please help with the flight fare from Abuja to Asaba. (Return inclusive)

Nairaland na airline?
Ssssssssssssssdddddddddd

StoryHaven:
Virtual card bro?

Is it like opay and palmpay that use phone numbers?

Thanks I'm outside Naija. Is it possible to open it from outside.

Just transfer from your bank account, to the geegpay account, some banks operate outside the country

StoryHaven:
Another question bro.
Can one pay in naira also. I just googled and I was told they have virtual dollar card.

U will deposit in naira from your bank account, then convert the naira to dollar on the card

StoryHaven:
Friends please can someone help me suggest which bank has a virtual card that doesn't fail online.
I have just got Opay card today but it was declined three times.

I uses geegpay


Confirmed
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roscoman:
Delux if you wanted to closed down your app. Can you please let people withdraw there funds with you ?.

People can't have access to your app since last week till now.

If you wanted to closed down let's withdraw our money with you. Nigeria things is always like that .

Them son enter one chance, run from ponzi scheme, una no go listen

BritishAirways:
How I laugh when I see Billionaire and Anambra in the same sentences 😹

Ibeto is legit billionaire,
He is the dangote in the east
Not a some ritualist that parades themselves as billionaire