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My wahala no be how to fry egg na how much egg do. Cost now

Shit happens

Tribalism is one thing that is killing us and it's also a factor many use.less naija gals are still unmarried and also end up marrying the wrong man

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Am the General oveseer

Nikrose:
After reading a post on the front page about a 19yrs old boy marrying a 39yrs old woman, I love it and I find it sweet, romantic and sexy!!!

I don't really want to be in a serious relationship now but I think I am now attracted to boys younger than my age

Not little boys of under 18! And I am not a peodophile!

You need to go check ur self , you are having mental retardation

So you belive that picture of 19nyeat old marrying 39 and you are now having mumu fantasy ..na jail you go end

womenareapez:
Gionee is a fine phone but wait still you break it glass or one thing got spoilt, that's when you will learn a wonderful lesson about Gionee

True na so my Gionee I used for 3 years just turn off without anything happening to it no signals of fault
The fone was bought online via jumia and it was shipped from India to me ..

I like the phone but omo dat day wey e off ..I saw hell ..I nearly ran mad

I took it to computer village Ikeja , they looked at it and told me brother this ur fone is not a product released in the Nigerian market so no parts is available for it ..that I should just go and buy new fone because if they want to stress themselves to repair it , they will need to ship the engine form abroad and it's will cost me a lot , na so I buy new andriod as I de go house hahaha a vivo andriod phone

That is why it's good to buy phones from shops because it's produced for the Nigeria. Market and comes with warranty n support

womenareapez:
true! Love can't be practise on those black female baboons. But if foreigner, I can say otherwise

You got a new Monika ....these mods self don't know your worth here ..your messages have helped many people and saved them from being leecched by these greedy naija gals

No Nigerian girl can say I love you and back it up in action , even if they do , the man would have forced her to do it and it's not right

Many of them are unloveable from their actions and empty

@womenareapess and @mosdll @savedday over to you to finish up

Dem chop her mugu

So sad she for no kill her self na

Nijagogetsense:
Someone asked me if I were to be the slained Deborah's family member, what would I do?

In my reply, I told him what I would do is simple. I will only embark on a revenge and suicide mission, whereas I will codename my mission as "blood for blood". I will make sure I hunt her coursemates that are muslim one after the other, I will as well kill their family members, I will kill almost all the muslims in her school as at that time. It is going to take a long time to achieve this but I will surely do that.

Hahaha before you go even kill one person Dem don. Shoot you down bro

No reason am so,....na film you de see all dese type of revenge you de imagine

The best thing na to plant bomb and blow.off places where those extremist de school secrectly

OgunkeelAllMod:
Abuja no really fine.. Abokis don use sh1 t messed up the city from street/ roadside flower space t garden,to drainage ,those animals can defecate inside Aso Rock bedroom if no one is looking ..babanbola don vandalized the drainage iron cover by the roadside finish, filling up with filth and blocked .. same with bridge safety rail,CCTV camera/solar panel, battery racks ,all vandalized!I was here when they began the installation of those CCTV cameras..now mostly stolen.Abuja ,a city struggling with so many things, decaying, dilapidated , moribund infrastructure, public utilities, electricity supply in mostly epileptic , Even , it's said Aso Rock dey run on mostly generator,.a city surrounded by ghettoes and slums filled with Olosho,runs girls, deadbeat , Yahoo,and thousands of jobless youths,dead street light that hardly have light, with dark spots for criminal,a city of one chance robbers, insecurity and fear, limited job opportunity.its either you know someone who knows someone that can connect you to someone or nothing for you,!a city with the worst public transportation system, commuters are left at mercy of rickety, private cars owner for their daily commute!with car loading people like chicken to and fro everyday in the full glarebof so called mostly stupid FRSC officiers and VIO looking on unconcerned ..they only interested in stopping cars for 'Roger', that's all...a city of officiers laxity , corrupt police, lawless polithiefian ,!.Abuja, being the seat of power,is a microsisym of the entire country in general.Nothing is working!it in Abuja here I conclude there is NO government in Nigeria.

Really hahaha this is so truth in the next 10 years the city called Abuja will be backward if they dont start upgrading some infrastructure now

SmartyPants:
My friend, his name is Idah Peterside.

Wetin be ur problem is it not the same thing ...abeg stop all dese when I use to watch him plat football they call him peterside idah ok mostly ..

I don't think you even know him when he was active in football

SmartyPants:
I've noticed Nigerians do this weird thing of switching people's names around for no reason.

His name is Idah Peterside, why turn it to Peterside Idah?

His real name is Peter side and surname idah ok which ever way is still his name

Telegram has too much bots I de tell u

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GreatAdvice:
You said you look at gay porn out of curiosity? Yes, you are gay or thinking about it. I'm not even condemning you, but the more you try to backpedal from what you said the more suspicious you look.

You are a psychopath , na una full NL here forcing Gayism on people who are not close to being gay ,putting words in my mouth

Thunder strike you

Na lie ..it's a habit to die with lol

Don't be suprise to book one game today stylishly

Life has taught me that 80 percent of Nigerian girls don't love you

They only love what you can do for them

That is why @womenareapess and @mosdll and @savedday keep saying they are all useless

GreatAdvice:
You just said you watch trans porn sometimes out of curiosity. You also enjoy watching BBC porn to the point where you know the Male pornstars' names. You are a closet homosexual. I'm telling u to stop hiding and deceiving those around u.

You are a fool, so you can't read properly

So if I know porn star names so wat ..it's like you knowing a footballer name ..ode like you

Sense far from you , when did I say I watch trans porn or gay porn I said some people may stumble on Dem when searching for things and see the clip and take off the page ...or even if they look at it for once and see how it goes dat does not even define someone being gay ok ..

Your miseducation is driving you mad

GreatAdvice:
U gay bro. Embrace it.

Get sense nicca ...back d F..k up before you get the smack up

ImoleNaija:
I no dey even look am twice....so disgusting

Tru bro once u stumble on Dem u close the page ..simple that does not.make you gay...even if you look at it ...if you are not gay ..you are not

GreatAdvice:
Research has shown that a majority of people watching gay and trans porn are straight men. There are many closeted homosexuals around us mainly because being openly gay in Nigeria is a crime. You risk being alienated by friends and family. You risk getting locked up in prison. And even worse, you risk being killed by a mob.

I will advise women to be highly suspicious if their man watches gay porn or BBC porn because there's no difference. If your man is obsessed with watching straight porn where the man has big joystick, that's a red flag. Also if your man asks you to lick his anus, that's a big red flag.

So if someone is watching a porn where niggas like Mandingo or Lex Steele or Rico strong or Wesley pipes is banging d hell out of a white beech ..the person is now Gay

Una mumu reasoning don de too much these days ...

The only way someone can be suspected to being gay is if the person watches gay porn too much ...as a lifestyle ok ..sometimes we may search for something's online and stumble on those transsexual and gay pictures ..one may look it out of curiosity does not makes one gay ok

i keep telling you guys forget any Nigerian girl they are all liars and cheats....living a double standard lifestyle....


many of them are what lil wayne shout say

Cultism or sharing formulary gone wrong

Useless girls ...that is why it's never wise to help them

Why did she block him , to show that she does not give a damm about him , she never cared in the first place

The guy is also a slowpoke ...sending girl money for food na u be her papa...all these idiot wey be money miss road