₦airaland Forum

Mattswaggz:
People might not take this serious but the dangerous and desperate camp of that demonic party can do anything to hold on to power just to continue making the masses suffer.

Let your Lord and Saviour start by having agents in all the polling units accross the Nation first.

Going round and mobilising people will yield a better result by staying in Lagos and promising that if elected, he will lead Jumat in Sokoto every Friday as the President.

A word they say....

mikeapollo:
Political economy

In most cases, the politics do determine or influence the economics e.g. US-Iran war (politics) influencing the price of oil, profits and share price of oil companies.
Also, US oil companies making bigger money by having access to Venezuela oil after US removed Maduro as president.

And you left out the biggest beneficiaries. Members of the NRA.
National Riffles Association

iykyk

A good step.

Far better than blabbing and misyerning from one TV studio to another promising you will lead Jumat every Friday if elected

mikeapollo:
They need to know the banks that have made adequate provisions in their books for 2027! If you know, you know!

Whatever they need to know should not take like the second coming.

There is nothing you can do to satisfy a woman whose hormones are running riot

chimex38:


so what do you mean now?.
To a whole "Prophet"?

" It is neither a Sin nor an iniquity for a Sunday School teacher to provide a prophet will biblical support".....Eccl 1: 99

P.A. : Sir, people are seriously awaiting the other Banks Half year results Sir.

CBN Gov: We are going WTO

P.A : What has that got to do with the results Sir? Why can't we just call Auntie Ngozi?

CBN Gov; Why not call Adaora? I mean we are going to Wear Them Out. When they are tired of waiting, we will release the Interim Dividendless results and by then, there wouldn't be any issue.

P.A: I understand Sir.

CBN Gov: Learn to decode parables. Get me Adaora on phone.

P. A: Okay Sir.

ProphetUtuocha:
ETI (Ecobank), the diamond 💎 in the rough
Will soon be the sought after bride!

Leviticus 4:19

nairavsdollars:
Na shakara

According to Fela

CyynthiaKiss:
Trump has fulfilled almost all he said during campaign..


Even Greenland that was seen impossible is now under his control..

Ayotollah is under six feet today ..

What else is remaining ?

I thought the day for renaming Hormoze has since past?

I will
I shall
I must
Iiiiiiii

Not totally true.

There is the " cry cry"way.
Especially in front of TV Cameras and inside Arise TV studio.

nedu666:
Our sophisticated brothers and sisters on their normal day hustle

It is your brothers that looted onion truck that spoilt in Onitsha. Stop looking for escape route Shinedu.

Obaofaba:
Insurance company will cover the loss.

My only concern is the health hazard of the consumers.

The Insurance company you personally paid the insurance fee to abi another one?

No wonder. All Enugu men don get belle finish.

Shebi NAFDAC is not working?

Samuels90:
PSG de reach English best team football 😁

Farmers league beating Tractors league

Even on top 114 crimes?

PSG make una temper MESSI with Justice nao.

These days,it seems shedding tears is even easier than learning ABC?

Generation Waste.

seunmsg:
Lol. Sorry, how many votes did Peter Obi get in Osun state in 2023? Who dey supply weed for all these obidients self?

I was just being SAKAstic.

Anigreat:



He should get ready to entertain him permanently in iragbiji next year, because we'll retire him permanently to his VILLAGE of iragbiji

Even when you are not sure of having party agents in at least 60% of the polling units all around Nigeria just like the last time?

The woman wey dey sell una MMPURUNMIRI really dey cash out.

seunmsg:
With all hands on deck in Osun state, I expect nothing less than 1million votes for Mr. President in the coming election from the state.

The same Osun a survey said is in the kitty of NDC abi another one?

At all at all, na winch.

When Dapo don snatch Senate ticket,na to hustle and see if Ambassadorial appointment fit show face for Egbon

Is it that the CBN has forgotten that some banks results are in the custody being eagerly awaited by shareholders and stakeholders or what?

Booda Yemi, this over strangulation you are sharing ehn, diaris God oooo.

Kilode Tori olorun?

Mid October and H1 results are still awaiting approval?

Help us do something abeg.

E se pupo oo.

You can imagine the packaging and the sign on fees of the Olosho wey go dey trade for dis market.

If BEN JOHNSON can be stripped of his Gold medal

If Southampton could be barred from EFL Championship finals because of Spygate,

What is good for Sardine is also good for Geisha. ( And that is, Agege bread anyways)

Na so jeje police Siddon for office, pepper soup Waka go meet Dem.

Amtab will call hin oga, Dramendra and the company go settle.

Lo ba tan

Raider76:
Abeg. Can a savings account go dormant? I received a txt message from GTBank that my savings account has gone dormant because there was no transaction in the last couple of months. 😭

Any account can go dormant.

Imagine traveling to US with a savings account no operated since the end of the civil war!

Justiceleague1:
Well I take orheptal blood tonic cos of it's alcohol content

Eeyah!

After Regal, Chelsea and Seaman can no longer do the job effectively.

Receive our deliverance by 🔥

They Sha want Lagos men to become pregnant like Enugu men. God no.go gree una.

All the journey to Arise TV studio, TVC and Channels eventually buttered this guy's bread.

Naija!

Just keep making noise and baba God will pick your call one day.

Postponement is a certainty.

Next year march , here we come.

C
Now till December ------ Impossible.
Jan till February -------Elections.

FreeStuffsNG:
I think that issue was by Madonna.

Oh yes.

They are in the same Whatsapp group anyways.

In the kingdom of the blind........ African proverb.

Congratulations to them.

We are hoping to see a release from their Nursing students.