Mopolchi:
Zubby no dey as best actor?

With all those " village bad boy" wey hin dey act under village tree?

Justiceleague1:

It is not the USA but you who is responsible.

Tribalism and religion has so destroyed naija that people have long been moving away to become citizens of other countries.

We know of a certain tinubuadvocate on here during the elections but who was also looking for way to get his family out of naija!
You guys know failures but still go ahead cos of tribe/religion.
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You yourself attacking USA and Israel everyday will jump at a us visa if you are offered one along with that of Palestine/Iran/Pakistan/iraq

Please when talking about the last election, endeavor to leave tribalism out of it. The statistics are in public domain.

Second, the people voted the man you love to hate because your much highlighted alternative who bought 400 SUVs for 179 traditional rulers is not credible enough.

Please come up with better argument and stop wailing. Elections are gone.

Tinubu advocates are looking for ways to get out of Nigeria. That is fair enough.
What will you say about Obi advocates and ass lickers that are accepting offers of positions from the same Tinubu?

thesicilian:


Have you killed someone before and compensated the hungry family? The law is still coming for you. Whether intentional or accident, it's still a federal crime and the family has no say in how you get punished.

By now, I expect you to know when to cease arguing further on this platform. This should not be too difficult to decipher.

Ance4Liverpool:
thats an accident, He is not going to any prison as far as he has his driving licence. May his

Very wrong sir.
There is a crime in the Nigerian law called Manslaughter.Go and find out what it means and don't ignite unnecessary argument.

Franzinni:
In life, always remember to enjoy the moment as much as possible... A new chapter in their lives just opened.

For the 22 year old yahoo boy ... You go dey wish you could turn back time but reality is a one way street ... Actions comes with consequences

So, every 22 year old that drives is a yahoo boy?

Your little education should tell you not to generalize hastily.

flexyrule:
This thread should be moved to comedy section please.

I think there's need to start verifying users on nairaland with a valid means of Identification.

From there, we can categorise users based on their ages.

A young man who hasn't paid rent up to 5 years, or who doesn't know the cost of gravel, sharp sand and cement would just open a thread and his fellow trouser-sagging age mates would fill up the whole thread validating their unrealistic way of thinking.

Money this, money that.... I can bet my testes 95% of the under 30's screaming make money don't have the first liquid 10m in all their bank accounts combined.

10m in their bank accounts?
Shey you dey whine me ni?
Forget about the lies that people are portraying on the SM. Some are jobless, some are undergrads and a sizeable number are mere school cert. holders.

First thing first.

Tell your own father to conduct a DNA test on all his own children.

You might never know

The usual stupid question on Nairaland.

Una no dey tire?

vowiski:
The people saying arangee are clueless and ignorant.

If you have ever been close to Pastor Chris , you will know that he is not human ..

Before you get close to him, that radius alone, there is a lot of power generated, you must feel it, e no get how.. how much more you get to touch him.

I remember a teacher of mine who always criticized the man of God.. he said when Pastor Chris came to Benin for Higher life conference, he was waiting for Bus when the man of God passed ..

Pastor Chris was in the Vehicle and as the car passed , he fell under power right on the road..


He said God told him, that is my son .. since that day. He never said crap against the man of God..

This was exactly the same thing sent to me when I texted JOKES to 300 on MTN.

JooEeL:


Hmmn correct.

He will soon drink Lipton with God.

If we are to go by the account of this disciple, I am afraid the tea cup will break on getting to the " radius"

CaptainFM1:


Nice one.
You could have just put your hand on your TV and pray along.

If I decide to do that and do not get healed, it is people like you that will still say it is because I do not have faith.

Whichever way, you will still win the argument.

All is not well anywhere.

But, it is well and shall be well with my own Nigeria.

I.dont know about your own o

Now that you have shown us, what do you advice that we do?

Especially people on Nairaland?

Mumu post

Bitterkolatea4:
Wahala.

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If after one week you do not get your desired result you are free to report my bank account for fraud and post my details online and call me out on nairaland.

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Why must I patronize you when I can easily lay on a stretcher and get healed at Oyakhilome' s crusade?

You could have used another thread to advertise your product.

MKT 101.

Airlord2030:
Abeg which road for naija them dey drive this cars?
because apart from some places in Lagos and Abuja, the rest na pothole filled roads.

In most cases, they do not have business in those places with bad roads.

Most times, there movements are either triangular or just two way direction. Home to clubs then to a few friends places and back home.
I doubt if he lives in Lagos, he may ever have any business in Ipaja, Mushin or Ikorun. Same with PH too.

In Akpan's voice, " descendants of Evans have done it again ooo"

Patrickker:
That lady was my student while teaching in a secondary school back there in Benue state. She graduated 6 years ago. She should probably be 23 or 24 be now.

If this is true then, she must be shanko Amama with the statute then.

Exceed15:
Benue people sha

When making statements like this, it is always good to mention your own state too proudly. People might want to check something.

LagosFirstSon:
Na Dem

"Ebi don pa" dis one so tey she angrily stab her foster mom to death

Consequences of electing a clueless president

Go and wail about your sister in the other thread who is pregnant but sharing kidnap ransom with her boyfriend.

sparko1:


You are very observant, soldiers were shooting but all of them were killed, how?

The story get better k-leg

Saying the story get K- leg is an insult to K- leg.
This story no get leg at all.

I still insist, it is only a fool that will believe this narration. They could have contacted a Nollywood script writer for a more believable story

Zeebuy:

True, and also same people who support a candidate who schooled in a school before the school was in existence. He or she is a bigger fool

I am happy you started your point by affirming that my point is TRUE. Wonderful!

Maybe the ones you term bigger fool would not have voted the man with a dubious academic record if the alternative being offered had not being a hurriedly packaged fraud who could not justify why and how he refused to pay doctors for 36 months but could buy 400 SUVs for 179 traditional rulers.

chaddy16:
It's high time our military personnels switch too an entirely new and unique customer outfit. The. Camouflage thing don cast. Criminals have it

Maybe it is high time America changed it's currency because there are too many fake dollars in circulation.?

Chopping off the head is not the right solution to headache.

Change the outfit today and the fake will be available by this weekend

naijapips02:
This fools are cooking up another Lekki massacre to buy the support of mumu obidents propaganda machine. They know that their audience is too daft and can't reason straight.

The story is sooooo poor that any one who believes it does not need any other evidence that he or she is a big fool.

What do you expect from people who sttod by Mmesoma in the face of glaring evidence?

When you listen to the audio that is transcribed into this story, you will know that the author of the video is so daft that he thinks other Nigerians are a s daft as he is.

The soldiers opened fire in the Town Hall just like that? And as someone said, no one iin the whole community had a phone or a device to record.

So, after the soldiers opened fire, perhaps, the community now decided to kill them or what?

So many flaws in the whole story but of course people are reacting based on emotions as it is typical of Nigerians.

theamazonguru:


Farouk Lawan.
And to think that guy was commanding so much power in the house that time.
He was really doing well for himself that period, well respected, I really liked him.

It was a pity that he fell for the set up.

He fell and has ever since remained fallen..
Chaii what a great fall.

The guy was a potential Kano state governor going by his rising profile then.

In politics, there are landmines on your way at all times. The same landmine has sent Betty Edu into possible oblivion now.

Corruption fighting back.

They should have set him.up the way Otedola set the other idiot up if true

He should have been prepared for this now.

Is he a learner in Nigerian politics?

Running from Pillar to Eyinmba may not save you o

The community will never identify the culprits

The two communities have been having issues for long and yet you could not do anything as the governor?

When.they knew they were not ready for peace, why did they call on the millitary to come.and mediate?

Why did you not remove the two traditional rulers to send a strong message?

What about the Delta community that killed six NDLEA officers the other time?

Chicagograduate:
They are lying that they are not generating revenue internally.
The reason why Lagos State budget is able to pay ex governor 's pensions and other frivolities is that,as there is federal government driver's licence,state government has it own drivers licence and permit that every drivers must apply for.
As there is federal taxes and levies,state government also imposed taxes both for state and local government.That is why business owners are complaining of multiple taxation.

Instead of the time you are spending analysing why Lagos is this or that, will it not make sense if you spend half the time analysing the root cause of why and how the same Lagos became the London of your people who squeeze themselves as attachment in luxury buses standing all rhe way for a ten hours journey?

Physician, heal thy self.

Profitsystemx10:
Oga go and do DNA test. You might have beaten her lovers child, which she feels you have no right to do.

DNA test should be a must-do after a child is born. Period!

There is sense in this comment.

I love you, I love you no mean anything o.