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iamherry:
The federal government has released a statement informing Nigerians how President Buhari should be addressed at formal functions henceforth. The Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Boss Mustapha, gave the directive in a circular sent to ministries, departments and agencies of the federal government. The circular reads;

“Government has observed with concern the inconsistent manner in which the President, Federal Republic of Nigeria is addressed during Official and Private functions. It has therefore become necessary to have a standard format for addressing him at such formal occasions. To this end, Mr. President shall henceforth be addressed as ‘‘MUHAMMADU BUHARI, PRESIDENT OF THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.’’ except in purely Armed Forces Programmes, where “COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF THE ARMED FORCES OF FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA” will be added. All concerned persons should accordingly be guided and ensure strict compliance with the contents of this Circular.”

This new directive indicates the president, though a retired major general, is not to be addressed by that military rank at formal function

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2018/2/fg-issues-statement-on-how-nigerians-should-address-president-buhari-henceforth.html

NOETHNICITY:
Daddy freeze reveals on his Instagram page that one kenneth, who overpaid his tithe by #100, 000, reported that his pastor has rebuffed all his demands for a refund.

When are the sheeples going to be emancipated?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BfdLvRRH_Iz/

presidency:
READ: Message from the Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC)

Warning Against Illegal Usage of GSM Boosters. Offenders will be made to face the law.

Ranchojude:
I am a songwriter and a singer but can't help myself financially...pls l need help

Lanceslot:
Not even a single shot on target...

dre11:
. Waiting for the day Nigeria as will miss herself.








http://thenationonlineng.net/another-202m-missing-from-nia-coffers-reps/

JudgementHammer:
So this baba never marry

Freebrowsing12:
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Nice Eudoxie Yao from Côte d’Ivoire claims to have the biggest butt in Africa.Well,no lady has come out to dispute her claims just yet.
See more new pics she shared.

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http://trendzbase..com/2017/12/lady-with-biggest-butt-in-africa-shares.html

shortgun:
Raw talent

Ballack1:
5 departments in OAU where bagging first class degree is almost impossible



OAU is one of the Universities that rarely produce first class students and the reason for this is best known to the lecturers.



Obafemi Awolowo University is a 'great' institution that has over the years developed a culture of glorifying students' failure.

OAU is one of the Universities that rarely produce first class students and the reason for this is best known to the lecturers.

Some lecturers in Nigerian Universities like to form bad guys with their students and they do that with first-class arrogance. A lot of students have had encounters with lecturers telling them they will not graduate, the lenient one would promise you a poor very grade irrespective of your performance in the test.

Lecturers like these according to the students abound in OAU and they wear their principle glorifying failure like a badge of honour.



Graduating with first-class from Obafemi Awolowo University is one of the most difficult things to achieve in Nigeria.

It is almost impossible because some departments in the University have developed a culture of not producing first class graduates.

While other departments produce graduates year in year out, these departments have proved that first class award is not a for everyone in their domain, not even for the most brilliant students.

Recently, Aarinola Olaiya broke a 28-year-old record in the University as she emerged the first student of Surgery to graduate with distinction in 28 years.



This prompted a conversation based on the conclusion of a Twitter Nigeria influencer that lecturers in a faculty or department that does not produce a first-class student in five years should be fired.

A lot of people reacted to this tweet and called out the department in OAU where it is difficult to make first class.

So, if you are considering admission into these departments, you have to prepare yourself for the culture. The culture of glorifying failure in OAU.

1. English

The OAU English department has not produced any first class student in more than three decades. According to a student of the department, the last distinction graduate of the department is now an old senior lecturer in the department. And ever since, no student has been dimmed brilliant enough to merit the award.

2. Geology:

If making first class in the study of the earth and its structure was a passport to heaven, no student studying Geology in OAU would make heaven.

It is that certain. So certain that the lecturers usually prepare the minds of the students that they can not get first class no matter how brilliant they are. Geology is one of the most dreaded departments in this university and for decades, no student has been celebrated in the department.

3. Surgery:

In Surgery department, it is a good news that no student has been able to make first class for the past 28 years. This seems to be a department where making first class is seriously frowned at.

Unfortunately, for the department, a  student of the department, Aarinola Olaniyan recently broke the jinx and her fellow students could not but celebrate her victory over the department.

4. Political Science:

This department has also failed to produce any first class graduate in so many years. This culture has even made some students to give up on chasing first class because first class has not happened to any student in the past and is not likely to happen in future.

5. Chemistry:

According to a graduate of this department, graduating with distinction in Chemistry is not as terrible as it is in Geology but it is rare to come across a first-class student in the department.

It takes like three to four years to see a first class graduate in this department, it is a serious issue but not as serious as the case in Geology and medical faculty.

However, this is not to say Nigerian Universities should distribute first class award to every Tom Dick and Harry, nevertheless, the students deserve to be rewarded appropriately for their efforts rather than victimizing them because the department or faculty wants to maintain a record of no first class.


https://amp.pulse.ng/communities/student/5-oau-dept-where-it-is-almost-impossible-to-make-first-class-id7509037.html

mezynaija:
One Somtoo Okoye, a strong Biafran agitator, a tout and Bus conductor at Onitsha, Enugu Nigeria has called out on s fraudster who cloned his account and used it to scam his very close frienda whooping sum of N93,750.

Read what he shared below:

[b]How 24 October 2017 turned out to be one of the saddest days of my life

In my last post, I was writing about how Nigerians scam each other not knowing that someone, at the same time, was using a fake Facebook account bearing my name to scam Muhammad Junaid of his hard earned mone of about N93,750 in Bitcoin.

It started when I wrote that I needed Bitcoin to buy. Muhammad and some others signified interest in my comment box. But because I was looking out for the cheapest rate, I took a pause to eat breakfast while waiting for more sellers to arrive in order to pick the best bargain.

Now, somebody went and created a fake profile in my name, added Muhammad, asking him to send his Bitcoin to a wallet.

Thinking that it's the same trusted "Somtoo Okoye" people have known for years and without asking any questions, he sent the Bitcoin to the scammer who disappeared, instantly deleting the profile/or Facebook deleted it.

Now, I don't know why someone will use my name of all people to scam an unsuspecting fellow.

In the close to 30 years I've been on earth, no human being dead or alive(in Nigeria, abroad, earth, afterlife) will say I've taken what belongs to him/her. No mortal can say I'm owing him let alone scammed the person. Why should someone bring disarray and confusion to my whole day now by using my name to collect money from someone?

I now curse:

1. The scammer who stole Muhammed Juniad's money or anybody's money using my name.

2. Any local or international yahoo boy, 419er or scammer reading this

That you may know no peace. Your entire lineage, generation and offsrings shall wipe away painfully before your very eyes. You shall die a very painful and shameless death. Your death shall be used by parents to teach their children why they should not do evil.

If I have done the slightest yahoo or scam on anybody before, let all the curses come back to me but if I've not, madness scatter all the families and beneficiaries of you yahoo criminal reading this. You shall never see peace in your life from this moment.

Amen.[/b]

See screenshots below:


Source: http://www.jtownconnect.com.ng/2017/10/biafran-man-rains-curses-on-fraudster.html

BeeBeeOoh:
....as prophet, accomplice kill lady, share body parts for ritual

By Daud Olatunji



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/10/woman-sells-3-year-old-daughter-n280000-settle-debt/

saaedlee:
Please has anyone seen my missing goat?

ChangeIsCostant:
A married man was beaten black and blue after he was allegedly nabbed stealing a tricycle popularly known as 'Keke Napep' in Umuahia, Abia state capital. Angry residents who caught him during the failed operation - decided to mete out their own form of punishment by beating him mercilessly before handing him over to security operatives.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2017/10/residents-descend-robber-catching-operation-abia-photos.html

babtaima:
Another one has learned from his mistakes lol..

Why give a bxxxh your heart when she'll rather have a purse? - Lil Wayne.
Always have options so when she flops, you NEXT her and focus more energy on your other options (girls).. There's no such thing as soul mate or other half.. humans are natural selfish.. people even do good and give to the needy because it makes them feel better... So be confident, have other options and don't rush to get married yet..

There's an exception though.. We call them givers.. they're rare, a giver is any female that commits to a relationship 100%.. every guy wants a giver as a wife.. Don't be deceived about this feminist rants.
1) Men's purpose in life is not women. It is something else. Find it, do it. Women are the distraction, preferably a pleasant one.

2) Women's purpose in life is to find a good man and procreate, have a family. Her career/job is just a distraction from that purpose.

Because we got these two all mixed up, we find a lot of problems between men and women nowadays. We have men who make their relationship their life purpose (like me about a 1 year ago) and it never ends up well and we have women who wanna make a career and think that is going to make them happy. It doesn't, neither side. We need to get back to the basics.

A good relationship, if you ask me about it? A man following his life purpose everyday, with passion + a woman that has her own interests, but does not confuse their importancy and is there to support her man.



Anyone need quality dating advice can pm me, I'm willing to help anyone. Peace!