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khattab02:
I agree with the Op.








Verdict: 1-1

Bet signed,


D least of dis game na draw, forget about d bad form chelsea dey nw. But make con loose to arsenal na lie.

abimbawealth:
You know the usual na

Wots d usual

Chelsea’s hopes of retaining their Premier League
title may have long since gone, but they could yet
deliver a major blow to Arsenal’s hopes of ending
their long championship drought. A massive 19
points and 13 places improbably separate the two
London rivals going into Sunday’s clash at the
Emirates Stadium, but a victory would see the
league leaders clear a lofty physical and
psychological hurdle en route to what Arsenal
hope will be a title party in May.
Arsenal’s last championship in 2004 coincided
with the arrival of Jose Mourinho at Stamford
Bridge and the transformation of Chelsea into the
toughest team in England. Even between his two
spells in charge, that steel remained. And now,
even after his departure, there are signs of its
presence once again. In contrast, while Chelsea
have won four titles since 2004, Arsenal’s
brittleness and naivety has prevented them from
finishing top of the Premier League pile. No team
has exposed those deficiencies more than
Chelsea.
Arsenal have won just four of their 23 Premier
League matches against Chelsea since the start of
the 2004-2005 season, with their last victory
coming in Oct. 2011. Since then, Arsenal have
been on the wrong end of a 6-0 demolition that
effectively ended their hopes of landing the title
two seasons ago. Even last September, when
Chelsea were in the midst of their worst start to a
season in recent memory, they still managed to
conjure up a 2-0 victory over Arsenal. It is no
surprise, then, that Wenger sees Sunday’s match
as a massive test, although one he insists his team
are ready to pass.





Possible line up:




Arsenal

G: Cech

D: Bellerín , Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal

M: Flamini, Ramsey
Campbell, Özil , Walcott

F: Giroud





Chelsea

G: Courtois

D: Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry, Azpilicueta

M: Matic, Mikel
Willian, Fabregas, Pedro

F: Costa






Prediction: Chelsea have shipped five goals in
their last two outings, but a visit to the Emirates
Stadium will likely see them adopt a strategy
closer to the cautious one adopted in a goalless
draw at Manchester United last month. There will
be one notable difference from that encounter on
Sunday, however, in the availability of a finally in-
form Diego Costa. The striker’s antics helped get
Gabriel sent off at Stamford Bridge last September
and both his provocations and ability to lead the
line will threaten Arsenal’s chances on Sunday.
Still missing Francis Coquelin, Arsenal could be
vulnerable to Chelsea’s counter-attacks and
Wenger’s men may have to settle for a draw.





Predicted score: Arsenal 1-1 Chelsea

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For u to have said such a word to my creator, I pray with every strenght in me, dat God should pause dat ur fucking brain just for just 5minuts, and let me see how u will make use of it. Fool

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irunoobo:
if chelsea win i go run to the street unclad

Is better u start now,
because Chelsea don win dis one..... Ok

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• Finger a punny
• Bleep your GF or ex-GF's friend
• Force a girl to sex ( not rape but almost rape
•Ask two sisters out
• Suck a Kitty-Cat once or more
• Bleep two different girls same day
• Attempt anal sex
• Have sex with a girl in her home
• Bleep a girl you toast that very day
• Attempt all night sex
If you haven't done these it's never too late make sure you do at least 8 before you marry.
For Those that have done these, you are now a man ready for marriage. With all these done before marriage you'll have nothing to do with other women outside your marriage because you've done it all.

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5 Telephone Tricks You Must Beware In
Lagos

Lagos is a city where virtually everything is
possible, and this is due to the dynamic nature
of its residents.
Some fraudsters use call and messages to scam
unsuspecting victims
To survive in Lagos, one really needs to be smart,
as the city is filled with both saints and sinners.
Many people in Lagos will go to any length to make
it, they will do anything to meet up the demands of
this city which tests every individual’s resolve.

One extreme to which certain people have gone to
make it in Nigeria’s number-one business hub is
telecommunications fraud.
In an attempt to stop more people falling victim,
Here are five calls/texts which you must never reply
as a resident in Lagos.

1. Prize scam
Beware when they text or call saying you have won
a large prize, especially when you did not apply for
any.
It becomes more obvious when they asked you to
pay a processing fee or call a premium rate line to
claim your prize.

2. Bank account problems
You must becareful with those you divulge certain
personal information, especially when it is
financial.
In Lagos you could either be called or texted from a
supposed bank official, claiming that you have a
problem with your account.
The official is eventually going to request for
security details including the pin to your ATM-card.

3. Job Alert
There are so many desperate people who must
have come to Lagos with the hopes that there’s a
job waiting on arrival.
However, you must be cautious as not to be made
prey by fraudsters who are ready to cash-in on
your desperation.
When they tell you that you have passed the first
phase in your quest for a job, and need some
money to push to the next stage, know that you are
about to be led as sheep to the slaughter.

4. Download app
You presume that the text is just urging you to
download a common app or perhaps trying to
inform you that of a virus on your computer.
They get to ask you for the password your system,
and the moment you give them, you can be sure
that you have been hacked and your safety cannot
be assured anymore.

5. Wrong NumbeThis is the most common, those
who use this trick are likely to say you flashed them
with your number.
At other times they will hide their numbers or used
very strange numbers to reach you.
It is mostly used by those who do love scams, so
ladies are the likely targets.
Perhaps you should establish a policy of not
answering strange calls, or ending the calls if you
can’t establish the identity of the caller in say two-
minutes.
Like they say in Lagos, you must “Shine your eye” ,
don’t fall victim to these pranksters.
Are there other phone scams you feel we must
have omitted in this review? Please let us know.



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29' Dynamo are really starting to grow into this game in the last few minutes. Mourinho and Fabregas have been sniping at the officials since that non-call on their penalty appeal. Ever since then, it seems that the home side have realized that their luck won't hold for long, which has finally forced them out of their shell.

27' HEROIC BLOCK AND SAVE! Dynamo manufacture another attack going from out wide to infield. Gonzalez dummies the ball and that frees Vida on the left. He gets the ball to Buyalskiy on the edge of the box, but his shot from a great position is touched by Terry, and there may have been further contact from Begovic as that went around the post!

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I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message from dem.

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For What....

Hmm, what a shame, av been following dis trend since but decide to break d silence.
To u JENNYLOVE, u ave no POINT to justify urself in dis issue. Ave carefully gone thru and analys ur conversation on dis trend. D best tin for u to do is to deliver d bales in less dan 3days since u said d bale is in lag. or pay her full money back in less dan six days.
Any failure to dis, den a legal minded will be in action.

And to u PEACHAFRICA, dis is nt d first tim pple av been transacting without seeing each other. But things lik dis do happen.
Exchanging words with her on dis platform wont solve d problem.

She as been given a six days ultimatum to return either d bales or ur cash. Any failure on dis a legal action will swift in.

To get a CRIMINAL, u need to av a CRIMINAL mind.

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BREAKING News: Court orders NDLEA out of
Kashamu’s home
Justice Ibrahim Bubba of a Federal High Court in
Lagos has ordered the personnel of the National
Drug Law Enforcement Agency, NDLEA, out of the
home of fugitive senator-elect, Buruji Kashamu.
Mr. Kashamu had been under house arrest since
Saturday morning when anti-narcotic agents secured
his property.
The NDLEA had said Mr. Kashamu was detained to
ensure he appears in court to face extradition
proceedings on Monday.
The lawmaker-elect is wanted by United States
authorities for alleged drug related offences.
Despite the house arrest, the NDLEA failed to take
Mr. Kashamu to court on Monday.
The matter has subsequently been adjourned till 4th
of June.
More details later.