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Gud p.m my fellow nairalanders on dis forum. am an instrumentalist, but am currently in ekiti nw. pls i need a church who is in need of an instrumentalist or a school who is in need of music teacher. but should be in lagos. tenks

Errors and omitted speeches from President Buhari's Democracy Day Speech.

1. He claimed 2 chibok girls were rescued from the Boko Haram insurgents.

2. He never mentioned names of any looter of our treasury as he promised to do.

3. He never mentioned any of his completed/ongoing projects in his first 365 Days in office.

4. He fails to sympathise with the family members of the Fulani Militia victims.

5. He never mention the surfacing of another dreaded sect Fulani Militia.

6. He fails to tell Nigerians how his government intends to stop the Fulani Militia from their incessant killings across the West, South South and the South East geopolitical zones.

7. He never mention the increment in the minimum wage.

8. He also promised to tell us how much they have recovered from the looted funds.

9. No 3,000,000 million jobs created in his first year as promised during his campaign.

10. No corrupt members of his cabinet mentioned as he claimed that 2 were corrupted when he granted an interview recently

y nt use dere own currecy and convert to our currency. and leave doller out of dis

IS THE SLOGAN REALLY CHANGE, SHOULD THE SLOGAN BE CHANGED OR WE FORGOT TO ASK IF THE CHANGE WAS FOR GOOD? APC, the home of deceits and lies. They came on board criticizing Jonathan has if they are the Masiah, they preached the gospel of CHANGE as if the change was for good. Thanks for fighting Corruption but life was so better even with a corrupt government, if u claim you have won war against Boko Haram, I will say Boko Haram has just changed location and name calling themselves Fulani herdsmen. What APC crucified Jonathan for is their almanac today, please where is the CHANGE. No employment, crash in economy, devaluation of naira, raise in pump price, increase in cost of leaving and same rate of income, what a CHANGE with agony. APC keeps blaming others with their misfortune, from Jonathan to Saraki. I think I will be the next to be blamed for increase in pump price. These people feed, cloth and live in the house built from our money, ride and fuel their car with our money when the little left with us can't sustain our feeding. If fuel sells # 350per liter in Abuja, what is the fate of my parents in the village, if u can't afford 3square mean in Abuja, what would have happened to my brothers in the village. ....$ dollars recovered here that billion$ recovered there but we still travel abroad for petty loans. And to those comparing our pump price to other non oil producing countries remember to compare the minimum wages, remember to compare the cost of living, remember to compare the unemployment, remember to compare the economy, remember to compare the wealth, remember to compare their workforce and also compare to other OPEC countries. I still stand with Nigeria and not to the BAD CHANGE. Nigeria is my own, Nigeria is my Home.

If you've been able to check your call up letter (CUL) and you are posted to Niger state, kindly enter this city and let's relate.
Let's discuss our moving down to camp, things needed for us to take along and help others with any other information.

Pls, is dis applicable to mobile phone too, I use my mobile devise with a computer system, and it sundenly change all d media and files into anoda format (.ink). Is dere any mobile app dat I can use to recover it bak b4 I format it. Tenks

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***Arsenal version of***
"Pick up the call"...
Baba God o (pick up d call) emi na fe gba cup o (pick up d
call) Barcelona o lori meji o, na beg i de beg o,
Olorun orun, emi na fe gba league o, Bayern olori mejí na
beg i da beg o,
i don enter top4 tire, many seasons he don pass and i
never win league Oluwa answer my call o,
awon egbe mi ngba trophy won gbe ifee si ifee emi na fe
yayo oluwa damiloun o,
mama je ki Chelsea bere wipe nibo lolorun mi wa, no put me
to shame o baba ejowo answer my prayer, mama je ki Man
Utd ri temi wi kon ri temi so,
i look up to u answer my call....oya na na na...answer my
call ooo




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Pls house, av tried to download wordpress on my blackberry bold 6, but nt going. Pls ao will I go about it.

khattab02:
I agree with the Op.








Verdict: 1-1

Bet signed,


D least of dis game na draw, forget about d bad form chelsea dey nw. But make con loose to arsenal na lie.

abimbawealth:
You know the usual na

Wots d usual

Chelsea’s hopes of retaining their Premier League
title may have long since gone, but they could yet
deliver a major blow to Arsenal’s hopes of ending
their long championship drought. A massive 19
points and 13 places improbably separate the two
London rivals going into Sunday’s clash at the
Emirates Stadium, but a victory would see the
league leaders clear a lofty physical and
psychological hurdle en route to what Arsenal
hope will be a title party in May.
Arsenal’s last championship in 2004 coincided
with the arrival of Jose Mourinho at Stamford
Bridge and the transformation of Chelsea into the
toughest team in England. Even between his two
spells in charge, that steel remained. And now,
even after his departure, there are signs of its
presence once again. In contrast, while Chelsea
have won four titles since 2004, Arsenal’s
brittleness and naivety has prevented them from
finishing top of the Premier League pile. No team
has exposed those deficiencies more than
Chelsea.
Arsenal have won just four of their 23 Premier
League matches against Chelsea since the start of
the 2004-2005 season, with their last victory
coming in Oct. 2011. Since then, Arsenal have
been on the wrong end of a 6-0 demolition that
effectively ended their hopes of landing the title
two seasons ago. Even last September, when
Chelsea were in the midst of their worst start to a
season in recent memory, they still managed to
conjure up a 2-0 victory over Arsenal. It is no
surprise, then, that Wenger sees Sunday’s match
as a massive test, although one he insists his team
are ready to pass.





Possible line up:




Arsenal

G: Cech

D: Bellerín , Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal

M: Flamini, Ramsey
Campbell, Özil , Walcott

F: Giroud





Chelsea

G: Courtois

D: Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry, Azpilicueta

M: Matic, Mikel
Willian, Fabregas, Pedro

F: Costa






Prediction: Chelsea have shipped five goals in
their last two outings, but a visit to the Emirates
Stadium will likely see them adopt a strategy
closer to the cautious one adopted in a goalless
draw at Manchester United last month. There will
be one notable difference from that encounter on
Sunday, however, in the availability of a finally in-
form Diego Costa. The striker’s antics helped get
Gabriel sent off at Stamford Bridge last September
and both his provocations and ability to lead the
line will threaten Arsenal’s chances on Sunday.
Still missing Francis Coquelin, Arsenal could be
vulnerable to Chelsea’s counter-attacks and
Wenger’s men may have to settle for a draw.





Predicted score: Arsenal 1-1 Chelsea

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I don't need that sitting duck called God. I use my brain when it matters

For u to have said such a word to my creator, I pray with every strenght in me, dat God should pause dat ur fucking brain just for just 5minuts, and let me see how u will make use of it. Fool

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if chelsea win i go run to the street unclad

Is better u start now,
because Chelsea don win dis one..... Ok

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This is my job ( the man of list), I have no english to waste so let me get straight to the point.
• Finger a punny
• Bleep your GF or ex-GF's friend
• Force a girl to sex ( not rape but almost rape
•Ask two sisters out
• Suck a Kitty-Cat once or more
• Bleep two different girls same day
• Attempt anal sex
• Have sex with a girl in her home
• Bleep a girl you toast that very day
• Attempt all night sex
If you haven't done these it's never too late make sure you do at least 8 before you marry.
For Those that have done these, you are now a man ready for marriage. With all these done before marriage you'll have nothing to do with other women outside your marriage because you've done it all.

Pls do you all agree with me?

5 Telephone Tricks You Must Beware In
Lagos

Lagos is a city where virtually everything is
possible, and this is due to the dynamic nature
of its residents.
Some fraudsters use call and messages to scam
unsuspecting victims
To survive in Lagos, one really needs to be smart,
as the city is filled with both saints and sinners.
Many people in Lagos will go to any length to make
it, they will do anything to meet up the demands of
this city which tests every individual’s resolve.

One extreme to which certain people have gone to
make it in Nigeria’s number-one business hub is
telecommunications fraud.
In an attempt to stop more people falling victim,
Here are five calls/texts which you must never reply
as a resident in Lagos.

1. Prize scam
Beware when they text or call saying you have won
a large prize, especially when you did not apply for
any.
It becomes more obvious when they asked you to
pay a processing fee or call a premium rate line to
claim your prize.

2. Bank account problems
You must becareful with those you divulge certain
personal information, especially when it is
financial.
In Lagos you could either be called or texted from a
supposed bank official, claiming that you have a
problem with your account.
The official is eventually going to request for
security details including the pin to your ATM-card.

3. Job Alert
There are so many desperate people who must
have come to Lagos with the hopes that there’s a
job waiting on arrival.
However, you must be cautious as not to be made
prey by fraudsters who are ready to cash-in on
your desperation.
When they tell you that you have passed the first
phase in your quest for a job, and need some
money to push to the next stage, know that you are
about to be led as sheep to the slaughter.

4. Download app
You presume that the text is just urging you to
download a common app or perhaps trying to
inform you that of a virus on your computer.
They get to ask you for the password your system,
and the moment you give them, you can be sure
that you have been hacked and your safety cannot
be assured anymore.

5. Wrong NumbeThis is the most common, those
who use this trick are likely to say you flashed them
with your number.
At other times they will hide their numbers or used
very strange numbers to reach you.
It is mostly used by those who do love scams, so
ladies are the likely targets.
Perhaps you should establish a policy of not
answering strange calls, or ending the calls if you
can’t establish the identity of the caller in say two-
minutes.
Like they say in Lagos, you must “Shine your eye” ,
don’t fall victim to these pranksters.
Are there other phone scams you feel we must
have omitted in this review? Please let us know.



Moderator pls do the needfull
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29' Dynamo are really starting to grow into this game in the last few minutes. Mourinho and Fabregas have been sniping at the officials since that non-call on their penalty appeal. Ever since then, it seems that the home side have realized that their luck won't hold for long, which has finally forced them out of their shell.

27' HEROIC BLOCK AND SAVE! Dynamo manufacture another attack going from out wide to infield. Gonzalez dummies the ball and that frees Vida on the left. He gets the ball to Buyalskiy on the edge of the box, but his shot from a great position is touched by Terry, and there may have been further contact from Begovic as that went around the post!

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Lolz...
***I DONT UNDERSTAND MYSELF & MTN AGAIN OOOO...!!!***

Nowadays, I dey feel like I'm dating MTN.

I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text message from dem.

# It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other.

VERY SOON, MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1. Dear customer. Are u HUNGRY?... Text HGY to 35388 for tips on HUNGER and what to eat.

2. Dear customer, need DELIVERANCE? Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself.

3. Dear customer, facing ancestral problems?
Text ANCESTORS to 35354 and receive daily ancestral tips

4. Dear customer, want to bathe but you have no soap? Text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily soaps to your phone

5. Dear customer, feeling HEARTBROKEN? Text HEART to 38545 and receive tips on how to plaster your heart.

6 Dear customer, want to catch all the witch in your village? Text CATCH to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your village.

7 Dear customer, do you know there are people who doesn't want you to succeed in your village?
Text THUNDER FIRE THEM to 33050.

D one wey vex me pass... Pls imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTY TIPS.
For What....

Hmm, what a shame, av been following dis trend since but decide to break d silence.
To u JENNYLOVE, u ave no POINT to justify urself in dis issue. Ave carefully gone thru and analys ur conversation on dis trend. D best tin for u to do is to deliver d bales in less dan 3days since u said d bale is in lag. or pay her full money back in less dan six days.
Any failure to dis, den a legal minded will be in action.

And to u PEACHAFRICA, dis is nt d first tim pple av been transacting without seeing each other. But things lik dis do happen.
Exchanging words with her on dis platform wont solve d problem.

She as been given a six days ultimatum to return either d bales or ur cash. Any failure on dis a legal action will swift in.

To get a CRIMINAL, u need to av a CRIMINAL mind.