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Season 1 Episode 4
(Rico's granny opens the door, welcoming Rico and Orebe with so much excitement).

Granny:
Oh! Rico my son.

Rico:
(gives her a tight hug)
I've missed you granny.

Granny:
I've missed you too.

Orebe:
(Kneeling)
Good morning ma.

Granny:
How are you?

Granny (contd):
(To Rico)
Is she the one?

Rico:
Yes granny.

Granny:
She is pretty and well cultured. Come on my daughter, come have your seat.

Orebe:
Thank you ma.

Granny:
So, what will you like to eat?

Orebe:
(Looks at Rico's face)
Water is enough ma.

Granny:
Are you sure? Don't be shy.

Orebe:
Yes ma.

Granny:
Okay.

Granny:
(Calling)
Diwura! Please, bring water for my visitor.

Diwura:
(From the kitchen)
Okay ma.

Granny:
So, what is your name?

Orebe:
(Nervous)
Ore... Sorry I mean Machala ma.

Granny:
Hmm?

Orebe:
(Racking her brain)
Oh, I mean Ma..ma..

Rico:
Michelle ma.

Orebe:
sorry, I'm nervous ni ma.

Granny:
I see, so, what do you do for a living?

Rico:
She is a fashionista, a very established one, her brand name is Queeness.

Granny:
Whoa! I haven't heard of that before.

Orebe:
(Mutter)
EEEH! How many clothes do I have in my wardrobe?

(Rico pinches her)

Granny:
(To Orebe)
Do you want to say something?

Orebe:
No ma.

Granny:
Okay, what do your parents do?

Orebe:
My mum is a chef and my dad...

Granny:
Your mum is a chef where?

Orebe:
(Scratches head)
In our kitchen ma.

(Rico steps on her toes)

Granny:
(Surprised)
Your kitchen? What of your dad?

Rico:
He owns to a construction company.

Granny:
What construction company?

Orebe:
(She hastens to reply)
Coffin construction company ma.

Granny:
What?!
(She burst into laughter)

Granny (contd):
I like you already, you are a sincere person

Rico:
(does a relief sigh).

Granny:
So, what date have you picked for your wedding?

Rico:
That is why we are here, I'm sorry we didn't inform you about it before but we are married now.

Granny:
What are you saying?

Rico:
I mean we have done our wedding.
(They wave their fingers to show their rings).

Rico (contd):
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this before, you know you always tell me never to touch a woman if I'm not married to her and since I couldn't wait any longer, we did an official wedding.

Granny:
You are saying nonsense. You mean, you did a whole wedding that should normally be a big deal in an office without my consent? don't you need my blessings?

Rico:
That is why we are here granny.

Granny:
No, I want to bless you in front of my friends and family, I bought other people aso ebi, I want them to buy mine too, do you want my enemies to laugh at me? What do you want iya Ruka to say about me?

Rico:
No granny but that is the way I want my wedding, we don't want an elaborate wedding.

Granny:
Yes, you've had it in your way, I want it my way now, it won't only be elaborate, it going to be a carnival of gele and aso ebi, so, pick your date and let me know.


To be continued

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Season 1 Episode 4
(Rico's granny opens the door, welcoming Rico and Orebe with so much excitement).

Granny:
Oh! Rico my son.

Rico:
(gives her a tight hug)
I've missed you granny.

Granny:
I've missed you too.

Orebe:
(Kneeling)
Good morning ma.

Granny:
How are you?

Granny (contd):
(To Rico)
Is she the one?

Rico:
Yes granny.

Granny:
She is pretty and well cultured. Come on my daughter, come have your seat.

Orebe:
Thank you ma.

Granny:
So, what will you like to eat?

Orebe:
(Looks at Rico's face)
Water is enough ma.

Granny:
Are you sure? Don't be shy.

Orebe:
Yes ma.

Granny:
Okay.

Granny:
(Calling)
Diwura! Please, bring water for my visitor.

Diwura:
(From the kitchen)
Okay ma.

Granny:
So, what is your name?

Orebe:
(Nervous)
Ore... Sorry I mean Machala ma.

Granny:
Hmm?

Orebe:
(Racking her brain)
Oh, I mean Ma..ma..

Rico:
Michelle ma.

Orebe:
sorry, I'm nervous ni ma.

Granny:
I see, so, what do you do for a living?

Rico:
She is a fashionista, a very established one, her brand name is Queeness.

Granny:
Whoa! I haven't heard of that before.

Orebe:
(Mutter)
EEEH! How many clothes do I have in my wardrobe?

(Rico pinches her)

Granny:
(To Orebe)
Do you want to say something?

Orebe:
No ma.

Granny:
Okay, what do your parents do?

Orebe:
My mum is a chef and my dad...

Granny:
Your mum is a chef where?

Orebe:
(Scratches head)
In our kitchen ma.

(Rico steps on her toes)

Granny:
(Surprised)
Your kitchen? What of your dad?

Rico:
He owns to a construction company.

Granny:
What construction company?

Orebe:
(She hastens to reply)
Coffin construction company ma.

Granny:
What?!
(She burst into laughter)

Granny (contd):
I like you already, you are a sincere person

Rico:
(does a relief sigh).

Granny:
So, what date have you picked for your wedding?

Rico:
That is why we are here, I'm sorry we didn't inform you about it before but we are married now.

Granny:
What are you saying?

Rico:
I mean we have done our wedding.
(They wave their fingers to show their rings).

Rico (contd):
I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this before, you know you always tell me never to touch a woman if I'm not married to her and since I couldn't wait any longer, we did an official wedding.

Granny:
You are saying nonsense. You mean, you did a whole wedding that should normally be a big deal in an office without my consent? don't you need my blessings?

Rico:
That is why we are here granny.

Granny:
No, I want to bless you in front of my friends and family, I bought other people aso ebi, I want them to buy mine too, do you want my enemies to laugh at me? What do you want iya Ruka to say about me?

Rico:
No granny but that is the way I want my wedding, we don't want an elaborate wedding.

Granny:
Yes, you've had it in your way, I want it my way now, it won't only be elaborate, it going to be a carnival of gele and aso ebi, so, pick your date and let me know.


To be continued

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Season 1 Episode 3

(It's early morning, everyone is still asleep in the sitting room while Orebe hears a knock at the door, she hurries to wake her seven siblings).

Orebe:
(Whispering)
Wake up wake up, the crazy man is here, everybody wake up.

(Their parent rushes from their room to join them as they gather to discuss, whispering).

Orebe:
I guess today is his birthday so...

Wasiu:
(Interjects)
No, I think it's his wedding anniversary.

(The door gets banged violently).

Orebe:
Okay okay, immediately I open the door, we are going to wish him a happy wedding anniversary.

Bobo: I think we should sing for him.

Wasiu: that is a good idea, let's sing happy birthday remix for him.

(He bangs the door violently again)

Orebe:
Okay, are we ready?

All:
(Whispers)
Yes yes yes.

All:
(Immediately she opens the door they echo)
Happy wedding anniversary! Happy wedding anniversary, happy wedding anniversary... (Singing)

Landlord:
(Shuts them)
Keep quiet! Keep quiet, don't bribe me with that, which wife did you bestow to me? that you are wishing me a happy wedding anniversary, rubbish!

Wasiu:
I thought you'd gotten married to aunty Cecilia oh.

Aba:
Me, I thought it was aunty Bimbo sef.

Landlord:
Will you keep shut, see, I came here to inform you that even if you have my money already, which I know you don't have, I will still throw your properties out of this house tonight, so, to make it easy for my boys, please, package your things properly this morning.

Orebe:
(Pleading)
Please sir, we are sorry sir, please, give us more time, we will pay your money.

Landlord:
Orebe, it is late, I've rented this house out and the person will be packing in tomorrow, but because of God, I brought this ‘sakasaka’ (meaning: cereal sacks) for you to pack your things.

(He throws the sacks to the floor before them).

Landlord: see you tonight.

(After he left, Orebe packs the sacks, shut the door and starts to distribute them among her siblings).

Orebe:
(To Aba)
Take, use it to console yourself, at least, you've gotten something to pack your dirty boxers now.

(Everyone is sober and melancholic).

Orebe:
(To her mum)
Mummy, you too take, I hope one will be enough for you sha, if not you will have to dispose of your used powder and cream containers oh.

Mummy:
Shebi I told you I want to sell them now.

Orebe:
Daddy, you too take, na comrade you be.

Rebe:
Oooh! Aunty Orebe, please, keep quiet, it's not everything you will joke with.

Orebe:
Boya you should come and beat me.

Mummy:
Rebecca, calm down, everything will be fine by God's grace.

Orebe:
That is for sure mummy, it's a matter of time, I've gotten an acting contract that will change our lives forever if I do well.

Rebe:
(Ear pops)
Seriously?

Orebe:
Yes, all you need to do now is to pray for me so I don't Bleep up.

Aba:
Okay, everybody close your eyes for prayer, let's bind the evil spirit of Orebe in her so she won't Bleep up.

Daddy:
AH! If you bind her spirit you've killed her niyen.

Mummy:
Please, my daughter, take it easy with your boss this time oh, you can see how we are suffering now, please, be nice to everyone this time.

Orebe:
Mummy, I will try.

Wasiu:
You better turn a new leaf.

Orebe:
Okay, you should bring a watering can and water to wet the leaf so it can turn new, nonsense.


To be continued.

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Season 1 Episode 3

(It's early morning, everyone is still asleep in the sitting room while Orebe hears a knock at the door, she hurries to wake her seven siblings).

Orebe:
(Whispering)
Wake up wake up, the crazy man is here, everybody wake up.

(Their parent rushes from their room to join them as they gather to discuss, whispering).

Orebe:
I guess today is his birthday so...

Wasiu:
(Interjects)
No, I think it's his wedding anniversary.

(The door gets banged violently).

Orebe:
Okay okay, immediately I open the door, we are going to wish him a happy wedding anniversary.

Bobo: I think we should sing for him.

Wasiu: that is a good idea, let's sing happy birthday remix for him.

(He bangs the door violently again)

Orebe:
Okay, are we ready?

All:
(Whispers)
Yes yes yes.

All:
(Immediately she opens the door they echo)
Happy wedding anniversary! Happy wedding anniversary, happy wedding anniversary... (Singing)

Landlord:
(Shuts them)
Keep quiet! Keep quiet, don't bribe me with that, which wife did you bestow to me? that you are wishing me a happy wedding anniversary, rubbish!

Wasiu:
I thought you'd gotten married to aunty Cecilia oh.

Aba:
Me, I thought it was aunty Bimbo sef.

Landlord:
Will you keep shut, see, I came here to inform you that even if you have my money already, which I know you don't have, I will still throw your properties out of this house tonight, so, to make it easy for my boys, please, package your things properly this morning.

Orebe:
(Pleading)
Please sir, we are sorry sir, please, give us more time, we will pay your money.

Landlord:
Orebe, it is late, I've rented this house out and the person will be packing in tomorrow, but because of God, I brought this ‘sakasaka’ (meaning: cereal sacks) for you to pack your things.

(He throws the sacks to the floor before them).

Landlord: see you tonight.

(After he left, Orebe packs the sacks, shut the door and starts to distribute them among her siblings).

Orebe:
(To Aba)
Take, use it to console yourself, at least, you've gotten something to pack your dirty boxers now.

(Everyone is sober and melancholic).

Orebe:
(To her mum)
Mummy, you too take, I hope one will be enough for you sha, if not you will have to dispose of your used powder and cream containers oh.

Mummy:
I told you I want to sell them now.

Orebe:
Daddy, you too take, na comrade you be.

Rebe:
Oooh! Aunty Orebe, please, keep quiet, it's not everything you will joke with.

Orebe:
Boya you should come and beat me.

Mummy:
Rebecca, calm down, everything will be fine by God's grace.

Orebe:
That is for sure mummy, it's a matter of time, I've gotten an acting contract that will change our lives forever if I do well.

Rebe:
(Ear pops)
Seriously?

Orebe:
Yes, all you need to do now is to pray for me so I don't Bleep up.

Aba:
Okay, everybody close your eyes for prayer, let's bind the evil spirit of Orebe in her so she won't Bleep up.

Daddy:
AH! If you bind her spirit you've killed her niyen.

Mummy:
Please, my daughter, take it easy with your boss this time oh, you can see how we are suffering now, please, be nice to everyone this time.

Orebe:
Mummy, I will try.

Wasiu:
You better turn a new leaf.

Orebe:
Okay, you should bring a watering can and water to wet the leaf so it can turn new, nonsense.


To be continued.

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Season1 Episode2

(In a single four-star restaurant, Orebe is sitting clinging her bag to her chest, watching and reacting to others' actions when Rico walks in)

Rico:
Hi!

Orebe:
AH! Mr. Billionaire, you've arrived?

Rico:
(Clears throat)

Orebe:
You are welcome sir, good morning sir.

Rico:
(Whispers to himself)
I guess I have lots of work to do here.

Orebe:
Is everything ok sir?

Rico:
Point of correction, I am Rico, okay? Don't call me Mr. Billionaire.

Orebe:
Okay sir, I am Orebe sir.

Rico:
Have you ordered anything?

Orebe:
Order ke, me, I don't do pass my boundaries oh, with all these foods I'm seeing, I don't think they will have what I can eat.

Rico:
Oh! I get the problem, don't worry they have anything you want, you can eat as much as you can, I will take care of the bills.

Orebe:
(Amazed)
You don't mean it?

Rico:
I do.

Orebe:
(Calling)
Waiter!

(A man in a white T-shirt and an apron hurries to her with a menu book)

Orebe:
Don't worry about the book, just get me hot amala, like four wraps and

Rico:
Ama what?

Orebe (contd):
I said amala and abula, don't but ogufe oh, God forbid I don't like goat meat, put dry fish and snail for me, God bless you, you can bring same for...

Rico:
(Interjects)
No, a cup of tea is enough.

Orebe:
Ehehn, you don't eat?

Rico:
You know what? My granny might be old but she has eyes for classic things and I got the same taste as her, so, if you want this contract to work, you must act big.

(The waiter returned to serve their orders)

Orebe:
WAWU! So grandma RriCo is a street babe?

Rico:
It's not RriCo it's Rico.

Orebe:
Okay. AHAHN! There is no water to rinse hand now, abeg, go and bring water for me.

Rico:
Your name is Orebe, right?

Orebe:
Yes sir.

(The waiter brings a bowl of water. She rinses her hands and starts to eat)

Rico:
(Rude)
For this contract you won't be bearing that, so, look for something better to call yourself.

Orebe:
(Mouth filled)
Okay, like Debo abi?

Rico:
(Pissed off)
What is Debo? I said a better name, like Priscilla, Natacha or Michelle. Listen to me, this must not flop because it will determine if I will get money to pay you or not.

Orebe:
Okay sir.

Rico:
And when we get to granny, don't call me sir, you can call me Amor, boo, babe...

Orebe:
Baby bawo? When you are not a foetus.

Rico:
(Frustrated)
not necessarily babe.

Orebe:
(Mouth filled)
Shorry sir.

Rico:
One more thing, if she asks if you want to eat anything, just ask for a cup of water, and make sure your phonetics are correct.

Orebe:
Okay, a cup of ‘warra’.

Rico:
Don't bother about the phonetics just say water.

Orebe:
Okay, water.

Rico:
Good.
(he sips his tea gently).


To Be Continued.


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Season1 Episode2

(In a single four-star restaurant, Orebe is sitting clinging her bag to her chest, watching and reacting to others' actions when Rico walks in)

Rico:
Hi!

Orebe:
AH! Mr. Billionaire, you've arrived?

Rico:
(Clears throat)

Orebe:
You are welcome sir, good morning sir.

Rico:
(Whispers to himself)
I guess I have lots of work to do here.

Orebe:
Is everything ok sir?

Rico:
Point of correction, I am Rico, okay? Don't call me Mr. Billionaire.

Orebe:
Okay sir, I am Orebe sir.

Rico:
Have you ordered anything?

Orebe:
Order ke, me, I don't do pass my boundaries oh, with all these foods I'm seeing, I don't think they will have what I can eat.

Rico:
Oh! I get the problem, don't worry they have anything you want, you can eat as much as you can, I will take care of the bills.

Orebe:
(Amazed)
You don't mean it?

Rico:
I do.

Orebe:
(Calling)
Waiter!

(A man in a white T-shirt and an apron hurries to her with a menu book)

Orebe:
Don't worry about the book, just get me hot amala, like four wraps and

Rico:
Ama what?

Orebe (contd):
I said amala and abula, don't but ogufe oh, God forbid I don't like goat meat, put dry fish and snail for me, God bless you, you can bring same for...

Rico:
(Interjects)
No, a cup of tea is enough.

Orebe:
Ehehn, you don't eat?

Rico:
You know what? My granny might be old but she has eyes for classic things and I got the same taste as her, so, if you want this contract to work, you must act big.

(The waiter returned to serve their orders)

Orebe:
WAWU! So grandma RriCo is a street babe?

Rico:
It's not RriCo it's Rico.

Orebe:
Okay. AHAHN! There is no water to rinse hand now, abeg, go and bring water for me.

Rico:
Your name is Orebe, right?

Orebe:
Yes sir.

(The waiter brings a bowl of water. She rinses her hands and starts to eat)

Rico:
(Rude)
For this contract you won't be bearing that, so, look for something better to call yourself.

Orebe:
(Mouth filled)
Okay, like Debo abi?

Rico:
(Pissed off)
What is Debo? I said a better name, like Priscilla, Natacha or Michelle. Listen to me, this must not flop because it will determine if I will get money to pay you or not.

Orebe:
Okay sir.

Rico:
And when we get to granny, don't call me sir, you can call me Amor, boo, babe...

Orebe:
Baby bawo? When you are not a foetus.

Rico:
(Frustrated)
not necessarily babe.

Orebe:
(Mouth filled)
Shorry sir.

Rico:
One more thing, if she asks if you want to eat anything, just ask for a cup of water, and make sure your phonetics are correct.

Orebe:
Okay, a cup of ‘warra’.

Rico:
Don't bother about the phonetics just say water.

Orebe:
Okay, water.

Rico:
Good.
(he sips his tea gently).


To Be Continued.


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Onechester:
If you wish to continue you are free , , , ,but if i may ask ~ ~ what is the name of the topic you want to create ? ?

Same topic ‘Bride for rent’.

Onechester:
Hahaha

Please, should I continue the story here or create another topic?

(Some ladies in a queue are impatiently waiting in front of an audition room. A lady (Orebe) who just arrived is moving from person to person trying to force herself into the queue. Soon, she causes an uproar, immediately a Judge opens the audition room's door to shush them, Orebe pushes herself in).

Judge 1:
(Immediately he sights her, he spits his drink)
Who called you in?

Orebe:
Sorry sir, I was pushed in ni sir, EEEH! Rico, My billionaire crunch! (She screams at the sight of Rico)

Rico:
Cru... What?

Judge:
(Disgusted)
Are you here to crush?

Orebe:
Sorry sir.

Judge 2:
And what is that on your face?

Orebe:
(Smiles silly)
It's my costume sir.

Judge 1:
Costume?

Judge 2:
Okay, how many years of experience do you have in acting?

Orebe:
7 sir.

Judge 2:
Whoa! That is great, so, who did you work with?

Orebe:
Who ke, I'm established myself oh, I work on Tiktok, Likee, Instagram and Snap...

Judge 1:
(Shuts her)
Will you keep quiet!

Rico:
(Laughed)
Let her be. Okay, can you act an advertisement scene?

Orebe:
AH! That is the simplest thing I can act oh, just watch and see.

(She starts by humming the NTA news beat)

Judge 1:
(To the other judges)
What is this girl doing now?

Orebe:
Yes oooh my people, have you not heard? That I get twins sister for oversea oooh! Her name na Pre-pre, she dey live for Twitter and her address na @Preccy1012, never dull yourself on this one oh, go now and crack your ribs. I talk well abi I no talk well, I talk well.

Judge 1:
(Angry)
He said an advertisement scene, not a town-crier scene.

Rico:
Calm down boss, she tried now.

Orebe:
(Bows)
Thank you sir.

Rico:
So, I have seen that your acting talent is inborn, I love your creativity and I think they enjoyed your display too.

Orebe:
Thanks sir.

Rico:
So, can you act as my bride?

Orebe:
(Surprised)
Enipe?

Rico:
I said can you act as my bride.

(She runs to him and jumps on him while the other judges drag her back)

Orebe:
(Screaming)
Yeees! I'm all yours oooh!

(She continues to scream as they drag her out)

Orebe:
Enemies! I don make am oh, God has shame you people.

To Be Continued.

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(At a party)

MC:
(He moves closer to Orebe)
Orebe, shebi you said you have five years' experience in this catering job?

Orebe:
(Sip zobo from a wine glass)
Yes now.

MC:
Then, why did you serve champagne in stainless cups?

Orebe:
(Grab chinchin from MC breast pocket)
Stainless cup is sha cup.

MC:
AH!

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