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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Jazzman01: 6:14am On May 02, 2022

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by chinelo68l: 8:08am On May 03, 2022
cheesy
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Vykhi: 8:54am On May 03, 2022
When you want to pull away or withdraw, she holds you tight

My brother just whispered into her ear; you will raise this child alone

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by austin107: 6:09pm On May 07, 2022
cheesy
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by 448aadil: 8:06pm On May 12, 2022
cheesy
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Onechester: 9:14pm On May 13, 2022
I Have Absolutely Nothing To Say But... Just Forget About it =D grin =D
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Preccy1012(f): 8:55am On May 18, 2022
Good morning
Please, I'm new here, can I post my drama stories in the literature forum?

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Onechester: 9:01am On May 18, 2022
Preccy1012:
Good morning
Please, I'm new here, can I post my drama stories in the literature forum?
Hi Preccy1012 , , , , You are highly Welcome to write any story as long as you would mention me . . . . If i may ask what is the genre of the story you want to write??
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Onechester: 9:14am On May 18, 2022
Preccy1012:
Good morning
Please, I'm new here, can I post my drama stories in the literature forum?
Do you write horror story
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Preccy1012(f): 10:27am On May 18, 2022
Onechester:

Do you write horror story
No, just comedy.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Preccy1012(f): 10:29am On May 18, 2022
Onechester:

Hi Preccy1012 , , , , You are highly Welcome to write any story as long as you would mention me . . . . If i may ask what is the genre of the story you want to write??

Drama
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Onechester: 10:48am On May 18, 2022
Preccy1012:
Drama
*Ok thanks ! ! Please Notify Me When You Start Writing.*
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Onechester: 10:51am On May 18, 2022
S
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Preccy1012(f): 10:52am On May 18, 2022
Onechester:

*Ok thanks ! ! Please Notify Me When You Start Writing.*
Okay, thanks.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Preccy1012(f): 10:54am On May 18, 2022
Onechester:

*Ok thanks ! ! Please Notify Me When You Start Writing.*
Sorry for the late reply, I'm trying to get familiar with the website.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Onechester: 10:55am On May 18, 2022
Preccy1012:
Okay, thanks.
embarassedThanks Vmuch
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Onechester: 10:57am On May 18, 2022
Preccy1012:

Sorry for the late reply, I'm trying to get familiar with the website.
No Problem
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Hardox(m): 3:39pm On May 30, 2022
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by InvestorAli(m): 9:33pm On Jun 03, 2022
njuwo:
John: bby am gonna tell u a story
with 4 parts. Remember that, 4 parts
Grace: alryt love
John: okay am gonna start wth part 1.
There was a husband n a wife, they
were driving to a camp site wen they
came upon a split road. The husband
says "lets take the left one. The wife
say i thnk we shuld take the right
road." The husband slaps the wife
across the face "whose driving me or
u?" and they took the left path.
Grace: hahahahaha..
John: now am gonna tell u part 2.
Once they got to the camp the
husband goes fishing so his wife can
cook dinner. He comes back and the
wife says "good now i can cook fish
soup for us to eat." The husband says
"but i wanna eat fried fish." The wife
slaps the husband n says "who is
cooking me or u?" and the ended up
drinking fish soup.
Grace: oh crap! Hahaha
John: now am gonna tell u part 4.
Grace: wat abt part 3?
John: (landed grace a hot slap on the
face) who is telling the story me or you?


Its funny.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Jennyjay283: 3:41pm On Jun 05, 2022
Interesting �
Funny! grin
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Obasempire(m): 1:40pm On Jun 07, 2022
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Wisdomanselem: 3:53pm On Jun 07, 2022
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"
grin
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by RichardCopple: 1:08pm On Jun 12, 2022
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by LIFE60edet(m): 5:45pm On Jun 21, 2022
This amuse me;
As i was walking on the street and i saw one man with an headspan crying and asked him what happened, could you imagine that, the man said that his pastor told him that headspan is what causes him to be poor.
Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Maxpro121: 8:48pm On Jun 26, 2022
njuwo:
Akpos was working on a crane, suddenly he slipped off. While falling, he held on to a branch and started yelling for help, but no one came. At the point of giving up he said 'God pls help me, i'll listen to u henceforth', then he heard a voice calling his name: God: Akpos! Akpos: Who is that? God: It's me, your Father Lord God. Akpos: Yes Lord, i know u'd help me. God: Whatever i say, u'll do? Akpos: Yes Lord. I'll do anything u say. God: Ok, let go off d branch! Akpos: Noo what did you just say? God: I said let go off d branch. Akpos: Abeg, carry ur own go. Any other person to help me? heeeeelp!!!! One word for Akpos??
this is more than a joke

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