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MissJoy29:
Awwww....are you not the cutest?

Lol. Cute is cute but real men prefer the term 'handsome' it's more rugged and it carries the sufficient degree of masculinity of appraisal. Lol

Sorry, I'm a manly man.

You'll be my official first follow on nairaland. I wanna stuck you like a hawk. Watching you close by.

Let's play the guess game.

MissJoy29:

Lol answer na. I like both dark and light skin o

MissJoy29:


If that isn't trumpet blowing, I wonder what is.
Thanks for the compliment though.
But you still didn't answer my question.

I'll even blow whistle. All for you.

I'm curious though. Hungry to know more about your physical self. Is she Dark or Light skinned. Does she reside in Aba in Abia state or it's just her state of origin. .

What attracts her in a man aside the obvious she already opined.

MissJoy29:

Thanks. You are quite observant. I like people who are attentive to details. Especially on faceless forums

I like the way you use words. You must be smart, intelligent & or brilliant.

Am I right?

I think you're observant too. Although I am not a trumpet blower but if I were to score your assertion on being right or not on a scale of 1-10,then I'd gladly hold you hands so we could dance to Naeto's classical 10/10 hit..

We need a coach that understands the Nigerian societal culture and how it intertwines with her people's mind,so he'd be in a better or best position to instill thorough mental training. Building confidence and discipline.

Following every match with the zeal to win without undrrating any team. Our boys practice the demo-format. Naija things. Very pseudo in every aspect.

Nonsense!

The tenacity every participating nation has exuded in this on going world cup tournament, hasn't been replicated by Nigeria. That will continue to be our undoing, all other African country that lost didn't lose with a 2goal margin simply because they had the right mind set in their approach to the game play.

Nigeria has the players yet not a team,virtually all starters in our national squad are European club players but falter at the sight of the Europeans or whites. It's a mind thing. We aren't disciplined enough to match the gusto they bring. That's Nigeria undoing, if the Egyptians had half our players they'd give it a fantastic fight.

MissJoy29:
Hmmmm...what do you think?

I think with the kind of mind you got. You'd definitely fit my description of a beautiful lady. I like your coolness, patience and serene nature.

You're quite logical too and receptive to humour. You aren't quick with insults. I must confess it melted me and endeared me to you more. I wanna know you. Those are quite contents of my brand of an intelligent woman.

So when I asked how beautiful you are,it was a ploy. A ploy I thought you'd fail,yet you tried to know what my thoughts are still. Isn't that clever ?

MissJoy29:
Did you ask me any question before?
Yes I am fine, thank you. You?

Lol

Playing with my mind okwa ya.

I'm asking if you're a beauty ?

MissJoy29:
Oh no...the taste is definitely not in the size.

What kind of demonic cucumber grows as I eat it? Why hasn't it outgrown your fridge?

LoL
Because you haven't been eating it.

MissJoy, answer my question. Are you fine? Don't be prudish in answering me. I them very independent without scruples.

MissJoy29:
It's not just about size. It's also in the taste, how they are used and what they give. Sometimes, cucumbers as big as they are taste watery while some carrots are very sweet.
The best combo is getting a big cucumber with a great taste.

I really don't know what you are talking about really with the last paragraph.

The difference is in the taste and the taste is in the size abi...

The type of cucumber in the last paragraph is a foreign one that grows as you eat it, it finishes not. . CumAn buy this one, it's in my fridge and it's not watery lol after you taste it you'd be cummin' for dayz for more....

lol

Well if the news is anything close to real then I'll agree on the May 30th as public day in honouring the memory of the late victims of genocide and those that fell as a result of this present government's ills in handling Nk's biafra agitation.

When you hear the passenger traffic in this country and wonder who the poor people are.

Based on poor man no dey fly plane.

I also expect such high rate at the owerri airport too. It's at least busier than that of Port Harcourt.

Pipedreams:
I'm not surprised. Most Yoruba men are irresponsible. Mayd shame on you. Why not love the child? I've seen a Yoruba man on my street borrow and use his last card to throw party for his child's 1year birthday and kill ram while he is owing 7months Nepa and dustbin bill.

Lol don't kill em with the harshest truth.

MissJoy29:
I love cucumbers a lot. I have it almost every night as dinner.
Go figure

I like girls that love cucumber. Unlike carrots,It brings a certain type of joy with the awareness they have a craving for size.

As a man with a 9inch mm baloney gun,you'd be relieved that at least you fit perfectly in her fridge.

MissJoy29:
Then bring the carrots when coming

Ermm. Carrot. I thought girls hate that word. I always figured cucumber is key Lol it is very enticing in meals.

Plus you know we got to cook.

MissJoy29:
I'd like to see you try

Lol but we got lost when I last did. So let's just cut to the chase and seize the rabbit lol

So answer or are you somewhat restrained from self praise?

MissJoy29:
Finally! We have lost each other

Nah

Like a good driver that I am. I'll get back on the right route. Lol

MissJoy29:
Keep on confusing yaself and not me.

Now you've lost me too o lol

[quote author=MissJoy29post=68597959]Ok....now you have lost me. [/quote]From all clarification i have here on you. You obvioualy got a joyous heart and a sound mind, but i wanna know how fine are you. Don't lie o lol On a scale of 1-10. Rate MissJoy please. No modesty just immodesty. Or truth.

MissJoy29:
Lol....you sure are crazy.

I am. Crazy over your joyness.

Don't worry even if I have only one shirt. When we pull clothes we'll use ugwu to cover or las las we cook soup

My Miss Joy. Every body needs joy in their life. Make me Mister Joy...

MissJoy29:
And what same meaning will it have Pray tell?

Lol @without fire and explosion.
Your missjoy? Why?
Although as my name implies, I give JOY

Haha This is a funny question. Just the mere thought of clothes coming off between two abled adults connotes electrifying sparks of joy at heart and puts memory to retrospect of the times of when apples were forbidden because indeed apples are sweet. lol

Although I like to think myself as one bearing the tastes of Strawberries, Apples,Chocolate cream and Yogurt rolled in one to match the savoury scent and taste you provide ...let me be your appetizer.

As for your name,Joy sure lies within. Let's defy spiritual laws offing clothes.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
@ mile perhaps many naija guys are packing carrots. You included off course cos you posted from experience.



No wonder dude kept on talking about boreholes

Nwanyi awka. When will you allow to be shot by a big gun instead of your renowned toys or boys with "carrot" as you say ?

MissJoy29:
Oh....I AM more rational and different.

Pulling our clothes down kwa? I really do hope that's an idiom.
Night was good. Yours?

Lol even if it was literally or idiomatically phrased it'll still mean the same thing.

My night was the bomb, without fire and explosion of course lol I wondered what it'll be like to have My MissJoy in my life. I need all the joyous joy in it.

MissJoy29:
Sorry, the dumb narrative scenario, is it the one MarieS... wrote 'cause she was the one tthat mentioned codeine or is it the one I wrote 'cause I mentioned market/seller.
Since you mentioned just me....

Oh.

I didn't care what said what nor whom opined sh!t... I don't usually quote unreasonable women albeit from what I read from the many ill female monikers,I thought yours was more worthy to strike a convo with,owing to the fact that I consider you more rational than the park

By the way,aren't we done holding and rumpling each other's clothes ,we should be pulling them now How was your night?

MissJoy29:
You have your opinion, I have mine. And you did imply I blamed the men. Why else were you subtly insulting me?

Look at this, anybody can sell whatever they want to sell. It's left for the buyers to know if they want to but or not. But I can assure you that if a seller doesn't see a buyer, he/she will be forced to stop supply.

Awww cute!! Anyway i didn't imply you blamed the men neither did I insult you. For what it's worth. We agree to disagree. See ya!

Lol. This is really a dumb narrative scenario. You can't use the analogy of supply and demand here because if you do,you'd be giving an unwarranted precedence to faulting demand by protecting suppliers/prostitutes under the phrase of "Supply", as we all know supply only happens when there's a demand. Invariably implying the prostitutes are absolved of fault because they're only supplying by demand lol indeed.

It's shady!! You're still hiding your bias. @ MissJoy29. The appropriate term to refer to prostitution as in this case is "Market" ....

If you keep using analogical terms like codaine, which we all know when abused and not prescribed the the pharmacist/doc is harmful solely to the buyer and user. Then where does the health demerits or disadvantages of the prostitutes come in ?

Best scenario is a "market/seller n buyer" and when you remove the market there won't be a supply chain.

Thank you.

MissJoy29:
Chai! Na wah o. If I were the kind that insults anyhow, the kind of profanities that will be coming out of my mouth directly at you (and not as subtly as you tried to insult me) will be unbelievable.

Now, if you go back to that post you quoted, aside seeing where I clearly wrote the two parties ie men and women are to be blamed , if you read it carefully, you would understand I wasn't saying the men are at fault. Very far from it. I was only trying to proffer solutions. The men can help put a stop to this by not patronising them. That is, in the absence of demand, supply will cease. Now, how on earth does this translate to the men are to be blamed ?

Words shouldn't be deceptive to you at best. There was no where in my post I implied you blamed men. I didn't mince words at all, I kept it succinct. In your bid to profer solution you left out the exact problem which is prostitution and you know men aren't the ones selling themselves out there.

Simply put,if the girls aren't there,will the men demand. Your solution should have started with the sellers not buyers. $ex will always be a tool in nature humans(men) will crave. If you want the goat not to eat the yam,remove the yam first instead of instructing the goat not to eat it whilst the yam lays bare in its eyes.