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austine4real:
hw ur area?

stephenqueen:
Op is guilty of some of what she listed
Women/ladies has been a confused creature since the days of eve .Naso their mama Eve confused papa Adam give him apple chop .Na that mumu Eve dey make person die now
My papa dey always tell me say make I forget am, say I can never understand a woman.Noting you go do for them wey dem go like, if you love them too much you be mugun, no love dem at all dem go call you player.You call dem too much dem go talk say dem busy,no call at all dem go talk say you dey cheat.If you dey give dem money dem go tell dia friends say you be maga, no give dem money dem go talk say you be akagun Haba una wan kill person , No worry our own time go soon cum. Make una go read your bible isaiah 4 vs 1: And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: let us be called by thy name to take away our reproach. Evangelist Kingtom please read another version of the bible for me











TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other expensive
items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy
Opaque surface area.
(2)Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad,
Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs.
(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g
Another Girl(AG) tries to take her BF by
Substitution reaction.
(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her
Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
(5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element
like GUCCI combines with her at a high
temperature of 100,000 degree Naira...chemistry
for u!!
Assignment: give me @least 2 more natures u tnk
abt d element Gl...if you are a scientistt d element Gl...if you are a scientist

austine4real:
sori my luv i dnt av hands

austine4real:
sori my luv i dnt av hands

Raiders:
PDP is sponsoring boko haram to destabilize buhari government. PDP call your boys to order

donphilopus:
Onura

fulanimafia:
Just like Amaechi is the only sensible person in the east, see where he is and where the rest of you are now. What sense did that Sheikh make by that statement? Some of us are killing some of us as if that wasn't obvious. Some northerners are killing some northerners, some easterners are kidnapping and sacrificing easterners for rituals, some westerners are beheading and castrating westerners for rituals. All these are obvious so what sense did the confused sheikh make?

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Trash. Comprehend my post or are you a damaged baby factory product?

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austine4real:
because i luv u go fght shekau

beejayphako:
Sir, sandpaper might just do the work better and faster u know

austine4real:
Go fight pacquao

major466:
Personaly I don't give a damm whether Buhari has a House in Abuja or not. I don't care whether he has only 150 or 2000 cows. That is he's business not mine. But what I do know is this: Buhari is a Multi Billionaire. He may not show it through affluence but that is the FACT. There are many others like him who are extremely rich but do not show it. Infact looking at some of them physicaly you will think they are beggers. But just take a peak into their bank accounts and you will be shock to your bones at the number of zeros you will see. That is life people. These guys are not show offs.

BTW how many poor people can send their kids to universities in London How many poor people can rent a N20 million/year appartment in Asokoro How many poor people can even afford to live in an Affluent place like Asokoro How many poor people have wives who wear N10 million wrist watches Or how many poor people can contest Presidential elections 4 times! Not possible!
PMB is free to live his life as he chooses but he can't decieve all with his I am poor attitude.

focus7:
All the reactors are criminals like their brother Ihejirika, we know people from certain region will protect their brother since they all strive in criminality.

BarryX:
I'm grand maternally Okpe-Isoko.
Welcome my sister

Velocitron:
Because Nigerian women tend to live a sedentary lifestyle before after giving birth. During pregnancy they think they can gorge themsleves on food claiming "I'm eating for two". Even years after having babies, they'll still claim it's "baby weight".

vb0mb:
To correct it, extract the water from bitter leaf add honey and egg to it and rub three times a day.

austine4real:
Go fight pacquao or mayweather u go get koret face

EfemenaXY:
Okay, thanks.
What part of Isoko are you from?

EfemenaXY:
So how do we say "please", then?

BarryX:
Sorry oo preetyb, I might be wrong but i dont think the Isokos use Biko in conversations, The Biko word is used frequently by the Urhobos.