₦airaland Forum

Colourich:
Yes it was at indomie spot

Colourich:
Babe I thought I was going to die that day, I sipped mucous-looking dirt, funny enough the woman refuse to refund me, told me if I didn't open it, I could sue the company, also she decided to give me a bottle of sprite, I told her I don't take sprite, lucky for me a guy there bought a plastic coke for me, that was what ended the argument.

Colourich:
This Limca reminds me of the day I bought bottled limca drink in a restaurant, I've already had a sip before I realized that there were dirts inside the bottle, I reported it to the woman in charge of the restaurant, since then nothing will ever make me buy bottled drink again.

N0favors:

N0favors:
Why do you never answer simple questions?

N0favors:
is yours also flat?

N0favors:
Can’t you see his flat head?

conductor120:
No wonder Nigerian students are the dullest in the world.

They teach them rubbish, distort and batter their history (Nigeria is the only shithole where History is not taught in class) and at the end of the day, produce half-baked dinwits as "graduates".

LuciferKristi:
Ugly Ibotic face
Fallen breasts
Wide nostrils
Gorilla arms
Dirty skin
Pot belly
Muscular thighs
Rotten fish odour
Yam legs
Midget


Bleep this one & watch that sea water change to red wine

*spits

LuciferKristi:
Is this what you plan to spend your whole day doing?

LuciferKristi:
In other words, I am TheOdd1sOut??

And in your mind now, you just made an amazing discovery.
Nawao.
Is that how far your reasoning can go?


Funny how nairalanders always say I'm this moniker & that moniker.
This should be like the 10th moniker I've been accused of being.

LuciferKristi:
No no no.

Not a movie. Chris Rock (comedian).

Watching all his stand ups (start with Bring The Pain) will have you laughing hysterically, peeing on yourself & with no idea how its suddenly midnight.

TheOdd1sOut:
watch which movie??

when Nigeria is about to erupt??

I will iron my PVC today

somborry must go back to daura next year

TheOdd1sOut:
we have the same plans

Colourich:
Rice, stew and chicken. Happy sunday guys

adecz:
Hot, fresh,
simple home baked bread,

Using a mini, tabletop
electric oven..

kaycee125:
Nah CaptainM_____ I don't want anyone pirating my Piiko

kaycee125:
I am fine now, had 3 injections and 30 something tablet, my new account is ready, I will follow you soon.

mogbojaiye:
See ur blind advice... That girl has no character.... She is good in bed but not good as a wife.... I love dat dude.... We aren't blind as guys

We laugh, joke, Bleep, but deep inside us we know this is not a house wife or dis is a hux wife

omooba969:
Though we detest injustice but this is not one of the characteristics of Libra.

abbiboy:
preshy561 u re so hurt,guyz have really dealt with u from d way u lash out n spill shit.urs sincerely take heart.

P.S:Neva expect love to be kind to u,love is the sacrifice we pay in every relationship, dust ur self n move.

KingLinglee:
Please read the OP again!!


they aren't just 'grabbing' drinks..


He's asking her out(what op calls disturbing her)..


And the silly excuse she gave was wanting to hear him out...


Aunty If I'm toasting a girl, then take her to grab lunch and my girlfriend doesn't know about her, it's either i want to cheat or I'm already cheating....



First of, if the girl is decent she should have mentioned this 'toaster' to the Boyfriend earlier..


she should have even told him about this date..


Second.. Whatever happened to getting a third party as Chaperone

If she were decent, She'd Have at least brought a child Chaperone

because if to say OP and Friend no catch her, Na away match she for go play after food ..


PS:: I REPEAT @OP IF YOUR FRIEND ISN'T BLEEPING HER AND SPENDS NOTHING, HE SHOULD JUST DUMP HER ASS.. TELL HIM TO ALWAYS USE PROTECTION TOO

Hector09:
Do u knw how much he has spent on her, before a man we give u his house key, do u knw what it means, the girl is begging she is the one thats going to lose

Colourich:
LMAO, she even had to tell someone that I am deformed. People can be so small , na so e pain am reach. Hahahahahah

Hector09:
Lol ok i see birds of same feather