Thanks @Yourmain and Fulaboy.


So nothing erotic about the bush? Isn't it supposed to leave some tell tale sign showing traffic or no traffic?

Hello everyone, just listening to the radio and guess what? The presenters say they can tell if a lady or man is bare or bush?

So which is preferable? Bare or bush? If you are clean shaven down there lets know why.

I am just thinking that forever is a long time. I know that I will never like to use toys. they have no feelings, lol.
I also want to know if a tiny instrument can make a woman pregnant.

Recently, I have been doing a lot of contemplation on my new relationship. Nice guy, a gentleman in every sense, opens and closes doors for me, at the peak of his career with his own home in an exclusive part of town.
The problem is that I decided to test drive seeing as I had arrived at my bus stop( or so I thought).The day started well. We went to dinner in the best restaurant in town. Trust your naija babe. I dressed to kill. He was also very well dressed. I could see that he had

made an effort. I had mussels and oysters. My first time. The white wine was the best.

Then he took me to the beach nearby to watch the sunset. It was beautiful. He had already rented a cabin for the day by the beach, very romantic. Leaving the beach, we came back to the cabin and made love. That was when trouble started. There was no instrument! It was so tiny. I tried to touch it but he said no. Well, that was the end of the evening.

I now berrate myself. I shouldn't have tested. What do you think?
He is caucasian btw

Hello everyone,

Thank you for responding to my advertisement. I have actually seen some potential suitors already. However, the vacancy is still open.
If you think you possess all these qualities and more, let me know. Choosing a husband is not an easy job as some of you already know.

Let me also reiterate that insulting, self-righteous and derogatory comments will be ignored. Save your strength.

Thank you

Hello everyone,

I would like to seize this opportunity to advertise for the position of a husband. I will not provide details about myself right away but the right candidate should consider that his prayers have been answered. However, before some very unserious nonentities begin to try to reach me, I have also listed out some criteria that must be met.
1. The right candidate must be at least 27 years old. No time to babysit anyone.
2. He must have graduated from a polytechnic (no marginalization here) or university with at least a 2.1 science degree(his transcripts and results will be scrutinized)
3.He must be willing to relocate
4. He must be religious (Christianity or Islam)

Pls. if this does not concern you in any way, kindly skip my thread. I will not respond to any derogatory comments. Too busy climbing up the ladder of my career.

Thank you.

Ambi! and to think that you are Ninzam. The most decent tribe in the world! What a shame.

@gidjah: Thanks.

I would appreciate all contributions done openly here. I have received several PM's since I posted this topic. There is a reason why it is in the FAMILY section not the romance section. Thank you.

@gidjah: Tanx a lot. @tpiander and @Brandnew: No, not a fairytale. My parents are still married and going strong. Why should I settle for less?

@Brandnew2: Same goals as everyone I guess. Meet Mr. right, hook up, get married, have lots of children and live happily ever after!

@Phema: True. It is just that I have a contract Job for 2 yrs here. I can't leave now.

Tasmania

Tanx everyone. Staggering statistics you've got there @5minsmadness.
Very scary too. Someone asked if there is no Nigerian at all here. Actually, they are very few. The ones I meet at church all have their wives
with them. The single ones only want oyibo chicks. Nigerian girls are just left hanging. Sad.

True. Just want to go with my eyes wide open. Thanks.

Hello house,

I have decided to come open with an issue that is giving me concern. The problem is that I need a man. My own man. Now, that shouldn't be a problem because I have all the qualities of a lovely wifey. However, the problem is the unavailability of Nigerian men where I am. Now let me give you the demographics:
African-2%
Caucasian-80%
Asians- 18%

What are my chances seeing as even the Africans are from countries like Kenya, Somalia, Uganda etc.

Now I have recently gotten involved with a Caucasian but the problem is all the things I have been hearing concerning them are not palatable.
So house, what are your views on interracial marriage? What should I expect or not expect?

Thank you.