₦airaland Forum

Typical of Nigerians. Blame everyone else but yourself. Does the vulcanizer have a car? Did he even go to school to learn his trade? Something as basic and important as tyres and safety is still left in the hands of an illiterate. Why would you have money to buy a car but won't spend 1hr to read the manual? Lazy bone.

Here, you drive into a fuel station and put pressure into your tyres YOURSELF and it is free. Nigerians and big man mentality. The vulcanizer is not the problem. Cure yourself of your laziness and live longer.

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Both of them are irresponsible. She has fourteen thousand for clothes but can't pay fees for her kids?

That's my kind of man! You can be sure that he won't tolerate anyone abusing his family.

Thanks, but the guy knows the average dowry already from his research. I don't want my family to look bad. I don't want him to feel like he is a meal ticket.

Thanks o. He has called me twice already since yesterday. I simply allowed the call proceed to voice mail. I can't believe this.

My people, I have finally found myself a man o. I am already in my mid thirties. Fiancé is in his late 30's. We are based abroad. I am studying. Now my father says we should send N1, 500, 000 for the items to be bought and distributed to the clan . This includes the bride price.

I am so upset because my cousin who got married recently didn't spend more than N150, 000. Is it because the groom to be is from England? This is racism!

We are actually having a civil ceremony here. But Fiancé wants to fulfill all righteousness.

What do I do now?

I stand with Freeze

Last year, there was a research that listed porn as the no 1 item on Google search in Nigeria. Na ghosts dey watch them abi? Nigerians and holier than thou mentality. What is good for the goose should be good for the gander.

You are lucky to be in Nigeria. Jail would have been your new home by this morning. I don't understand why everything is food to some people. No regard whatsoever for the environment.

Congratulations!

Sharp family. Refugee status loading....

Pls tell them. This is just the beginning. On the last day sef some people would be bounced for the same reason.

If you were asked to wait till November, then wait till November. Things like these are not done in a hurry.
The big question is what would you have done if he didn't die? That alternative is what you should concern yourself with right now.

ClassCaptain:
Reminds of my own experience...

I been just return from my church 3 days power packed Givers never lack programme...

I had 1k and 50 naira with me... Even tho pastor said give ur best to God, na 50 naira i drop ...na change era we day

as i was walking with my own two legs on the road , i sha see the black tall guy following me,,,,

i put earpiece on, dey listen to sis jeremiah elohor gospel vol one titled.. Save me from the black mamba as i hasten my steps.........
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My the time i look back to see where he day... He was nowhere to be found.... Opapaparada..

I thanked God that he finally sent that scary looking guy another direction..

Only for me to see my trouser say dem don cut am ,,na my black tom hilfinger boxer day show and my purse where the remaining 1k day don dissappear..,..

.....and my house was still 14km away....

na so rain start to day fall...


To be continued..........

Are you male, female or transgender. I see female and I read boxer. Nairaland no go kill person o.

Beautiful!

Ok

I know that critics would soon swarm over me but I don't care any longer . All I care about is to marry a white man.
A man who will open and shut doors for me.
A man who knows to take part in house chores
A man who doesn't mind showing the whole world that I am his princess without fear that people will see him as a weakling.
A who knows that love making is an art that should be enjoyed equally by both parties.
A man who..

Let me pause here for the moment. Brb.

QueenValerie:
Oh sister,teach me to hone this innate gift.So I may be just like you!!!!
A question I have.
Does this only work on bald men or can I just go lay hands on any man?
I want to ensnare one with afro hair

Afro? That is da bomb na. Just run your fingers through his hair and smile. Don't forget the smile. It works like magic

Faking what? Not when I have been able to collect the keys to his lovely ride. I intend to cruise this car till the tank is empty

Diddyydiva:
what did you touch his head with ?

With my hand. Only one hand o. What will happen when I use both hands?

Just a little touch. I only touched his head and the guy
Is smitten How can a woman have such powers over
another human? Men are indeed babies.

Now I only have to smile and he loses his senses

Young03:
buy fresh cucumber, it performs beta


foool...the stúpid thred u created yesterday still affects ur brain

You don't count you know. Stewpid product of an expired sperm. Next time think before you throw insults.

Guys are so unfaithful. Lying, cunning ass...h. Time to buy a nice Love Machine and have a wonderful relationship.

The point is that I need to thoroughly research the pros and cons. Useful posts only.

@taiwoGEE: there is something called waxing you know. No one uses blades in such sensitive areas

Very true. I haven't gotten round to doing the poo in boyfriend's house. I certainly won't do it in front of hubby when married. There are some things that need to be done discreetly like pooing and menstruation. After all, I am an angel

My country people, my friend just came crying to me.
She works in a bank and has been overlooked a couple of times during promotion exercises. She is dating the new regional manager and was so sure that her name will be on the list this time. The final batch is out but her name is not there. How do I console her?

My friend just married this guy. The girl is big. The husband is also big with pot belly. I keep thinking the whole thing will be a disaster.

If you have experience dating your opposite in terms of physical attributes, please share.

I really would like to know how a girl can tell if the guy is truly enjoying sex especially if he is the type that doesn't talk much. Any clue?

God bless him.

omooba969:
Fat girlz & the ones with big tummy don't always do a good job shaving down there because I once had fat gf who tried cleaning up but ended up giving her honey pot a funny looking mohican haircut!

Lol @ mohican haircut. That is hilarious.

Well, everyone is certainly one or the other. I prefer bare though. Looks and feels clean.