No, unfortunately, the offer is off the table. I can connect you though. But only if you are genuine.

Hi fam,
so I will keep this short and simple. karma is a bitch. 5 years ago I was a student in this obodo oyibo. I met this idiot. He had just bought a brand new house and brand new car. I was in love but he just played with my heart. Broke my heart.
5 years later in January 2021 our paths crossed again. I am now established. Brand new house of my own. He established contact and I couldn't resist the temptation to show off. He came at a time when I was researching the latest Mazda SUV to purchase. See excitement. He followed me to the dealership and his jaw dropped when I ordered for my 2021mazda due at the end of March. Yesterday, I got him to work in my garden clearing out a piece of my lawn. I have ordered for 70sq metres of lawn turf for my backyard and asked him to clear the backyard. He would be laying the grass for me tomorrow. I have made up my mind that he will pay for all the trouble he caused me when I was a new Immigrant to his country. I am a proud Nigerian. Pic attached of him sweating out on my lawn.

sad

citytv:
Dirty feets

And you go school.

I knew it. So washing the hair on your head is now a strange thing Abi? I am tired of smelly hair when I get close to ladies.

yes if you are guilty of any of the aforementioned in my post

I am Nigerian btw

I have observed with dismay how infrequently Nigerians especially ladies tend to their personal care. How many times in a week do the ladies wash their hair. I don't mean weapons or wigs o.
How many times do the ladies floss?
How many times do they remove caluses from their feet and how many times do they change their underwear.

They are mostly superficial and CLEANLINESS is far from them.
Pls let me know if my observations are incorrect.

LUGBE:
It is pay back time, C-cee thank you. Alex wanted you out of the house by all means, God made a way for you

Nigerians and stupidity. Wetin concern God now for this one? God is not involved in any immorality. Thank you very much.

I have no pity for most Nigerian youths. They are so gullible and crazy. Only a crazy man who has not eaten 3 square meals for weeks but will see an opportunity to change the narrative and decide not to do so. Mortgage their future for a pittance and be proud in their ignorance. Enjoy your change o Naija.

What do you mean sef? So all this waka from Ojuelegba to Maryland is not working out abi? and the fight with conductor testing my boxing and wrestling skills no be fitness abi?

Thanks. I haven’t tried mine. I have been driving the car for 16 months now.

So, he cooked our meals for a week while I cleaned up. The next week was my turn to cook and I made a delicious jollof rice and beef
Nigerian style. Very delicious. Oga (oyibo) kept complaining. This is very hot. too spicy. He almost choked on the meat saying that it was too hard ( i have since discovered that their meat is cooked so tender that it crumbles when you touch it with a spoon!. Well, marriage is bliss as 3 years on he is the cook while I clean up after. I try abi I no try?

OK. But do you have your PVC?

Why am I not surprised? A fool and his money....

Nice one from a Nigerian. Meanwhile, these guys are still missing. Cameroon why?

My dear, your younger brother is not your responsibility. In fact, your parents are not your responsibility. This is what is responsible for the endemic poverty in Africa. The vicious cycle where the only 'marginally' successful child is so burdened with financial responsibilities that they fail to achieve financial freedom.

Parents, Pls. give birth to the number of children that you can cater for. It is unfair to do the 'chooking' and expect someone else to do the handwork for you. Parents should also work hard enough in their prime that when they grow old they would retire in comfort not become a burden to their children.

Hi nairaland Fashion family! Do you have a fashion store, have contacts or work for an online fashion company or would like to partner with someone in the industry? Come let us reason together. 2018 must not pass us by.

I stand with Paddy on this one. Unless you just had chemotherapy, I see no reason to wear a wig. Natural is beautiful.

It depends. Monday could be 5 mins while Saturday 30 minutes. Abeg just ask me if i have had an orgasm then come after. No time to check time

Miradamian:
Na we send them there?

No be we send them. Not directly anyway. But we have been choosing bad leaders for so long now that poverty, unemployment and poor healthcare are only some of the few issues we have to deal with. Do you blame them for trying to find a way out of this hell hole that we all have created directly or indirectly?

Truly. Nigerian men are always whining about money. They diss women who have made their mark in their respective fields. Their entitlement mentality is so pathetic. What is worse is the parochial views they express online.

Why is it so difficult to please an African man in a relationship. I used to think all men are the same universally but discovered that it is easier for an African lady to please a Caucasian than it is to please a Nigerian man. Is it that African men set unrealistic expectations for their women? Or is it due to the selflessness exhibited by the Caucasian men?

Before babe would become Mrs Savage.

I would like to sample people's opinion. Be honest. Do you make any assumptions when you hear a name? I have this habit of sounding out a guy's name and surname to hear if it fits me before going into any relationship. I don't give some guys a second glance if the name sounds awkward or doesn't rhyme. Am I weird?

seunlayi:
In this century? We are very backward no wonder our currency is also backward

This can only happen in a Zoo. It is certainly not his fault. The student who has paid his school fees to learn in an institution is subjected to such inhumane treatment with enough witnesses to fill a court room and what does the student do? Nothing I guess. This will make you a millionaire in dollars in saner climes.

Tanx@Cholls.

Those men in black have just f..up my weekend. Don't drink more than one glass. Don't smoke m... and drive within 24 hrs or else....you find them lurking in every corner including side streets with the breathizers.

My question: if weed is cooked in food will it still show up in these tests if done within 24 hours? I don't want to visit the cop shop this year.

Pls if you haven't had it don't bother to comment.

Edu3Again:
The North truly no value life oh, not even their own.

Must the South remain in this zoo with them?

Go school you no gree.

End time robbers.

Please cover up biko. How dare you show your flat tummy and ebony clear skin to people who worship flatulence and phantom pregnancies in both single and married women?
How dare you show Nigerian women that exercise and diet is not just a fancy word in the dictionary?
How dare you show bleaching mongers that black is actually original?
Please cover up!

serverconnect:
God will vendicate our enemies.

When you use a new word

Thanks for sharing. God bless you.