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IamLEGEND1:
[b] Trust me,you aren't alone in your struggle.
Air-headedness & docility is the norm when it comes to naija babes,anything else is the exception to the rule.
I gotta admit,I really envy your tenacity & willpower. if I dated a girl like yours,I would have shot my myself (twice,preferably) in the head a long time ago.

I obtained some random girl's number a while ago and we got to talking. I absentmindedly asked her opinion on the Arab spring and she kept saying 'Eh?',pretending not to have heard what I said.......I decided to spell it out for her in plain terms and the best reply she could muster was 'They should just negotiate with the terrorists na'.

I nearly screamed into the phone but ultimately kept my cool. I told that ìdiot to lose my number,PRONTO.
A brother needs a girl who can have blood flowing in the two most important directions- Towards his brain & towards His dìck.

Unto you I say,brotherly: dump this intellectual liability and find yourself someone who can stimulate you sexüally and intellectually. [/b]

Easy bro...there are some things you don't even know yourself. that a person doesn't share a particular interest with you doesn't automatically spell dumb.

mightyhazel:
Why are some of our girls so dumb?




Wen dey asked u 2 make the compromising video,common sense shd av told u wots underway.

This is y our youths should read more and party less. If u had read atleast 10 chase/carter novels in ur life,u wudnt hav fallen 4 dat cheap stuff!

it is as if she is saying she doesn't have brain or someone used a remote control on her

everyone has almost forgotten this scandal.. this girl should go and rest. is she trying to be in the news again for the same cucumber?

please send to me somtouzoegbo@yahoo.com

so inspiring.

OK seen

Mr Uche nworah has not done anything to deserve this slander and defamation. this report is false. some even report that she did it before she became Miss anambra so how is something she did before winning the pageantry connected to the poor man.

thank God for you dear promise. you are my role model.

PS: she was the former chief judge of LAWSA Unizik

kayzat:
I use to be like you doing everything to add flesh to my tiny body but at last it came when I stop worrying over my stature and now the people that always abuse me of been tiny and lightweight will not stop abusing me again that I am too fat.


Till tomorrow I still can't really say what bring the fat other than deworming my system and I suspect hot pap ( Koko) too

really wow! what is koko?

[quote author=coolhumble post=49816223][/quote]guess what?? I ate fish pepper soup yesterday I almost thought I was in heaven. it was super delicious. I might get addicted.

my mum used the only car in my own home for school run and her work + family errands. dad used the car once in a while till he got another 3 yrs later.

hmmm. this people have lost it. Imagine going to the bank or office unclad.

my turn in the law school is next year. God help me

mccoy47:
NOW THIS IS A PROOF THAT THERE IS REALLY NO LIMIT TO ŚŤÙPÍĎÎŤÝ

lwkmd.... dude needs help.

21st September... Awka

wow..op you can type oh...

not only do people go naked in their immediate environment, they even show the world. privacy has eluded our generation

op my sch fees @ UNIZIK is not up to #22000.

I vote falconey.

CCNLjega

I vote falconey.

CCNLjega

just came to sit down on front-page

I refuse to comment on this matter. it is not clear what the dude is upset about. I refuse to believe it is just the party that caused this. there has to be more for a grown man to simply ignore decorum.

Cutehector:
thanks clare. I really appreciate. I hope u wouldn't mind tho. We all are sort of urm, we have dis group whatsapp chat thing, just to keep us abreast with the voting times and all.. i'll also b grateful if u accept to be among the whatsapp group. I promise you it will never be boring..


I"ll just follow u and u follow back so u can reply me thru mail with ur whatsapp addy.


Clare please.

I will decline please. my exam will start Monday. I will not be disposed to participate. thanks for understanding.

Cutehector:
alryt. I wish to solicit for ur vote for my friend falconey for mr nairaland.




Pleeeeeeeeeeeease clare.

OK. you will get it. can't find the ballot box though

MilesLamar:
lol ok good sense of humor.. I like you , we can be good frnds.. what do u tink?

very well. friends we are then.

Cutehector:
hi clare


Can I have a moment of your time please

a moment it will be because I am starting to doze

MilesLamar:
Hmmm na night skul I go o.. I no understand

hahahahaha can't laugh now please it is late

MilesLamar:
Why e pain u like dis??

I just find the hypocrisy funny.

who opened this useless thread? guys mock girls for having sex as if they have been f***ing animals not human beings. * mtchew*