"on that faithful day,i never knew there was a big stick on the chair I was about to sit down.then **sobs** i sat down and the stick entered my ASO ROCK and I lost it"**crying**

Lalasticlala pls come and share your own story

BIG LIE:
"on that faithful day,i never knew there was a big stick on the chair I was about to sit down.then **sobs** i sat down and the stick entered my ASO ROCK and I lost it"**crying**

I hail dah kinda lie oooo

You wan know which style ur grandpa take knack your grandma before dem born your papa ? Why you sef go dey ask NECO question nah?

To ask a lady that and get the sincere answer. Chai, you would need the skills of a psychologist, a master hypnotist and a connyConny Naija Police Road Checkpoint officer [drop ur contacts for exam dumps on passing tests for the latter]!

Just allow them because ladies scopes about Virginity and Telemundo Tales go together like 5 & 6!

who opened this useless thread? guys mock girls for having sex as if they have been f***ing animals not human beings. * mtchew*

PrettyClare7:
who opened this useless thread? guys mock girls for having sex as if they have been f***ing animals not human beings. * mtchew*

Why e pain u like dis??

MilesLamar:


Why e pain u like dis??

I just find the hypocrisy funny.

PrettyClare7:
I just find the hypocrisy funny.

Hmmm na night skul I go o.. I no understand

MilesLamar:


Hmmm na night skul I go o.. I no understand

hahahahaha can't laugh now please it is late

discoprophet:
She said she lost her virginty when an ant bit her buttocks, she jumped suddenly and on landing, she heard a crack..!

Brothers and sisters, Na so cold catch me ehhn..

Can't stop laughing about this...crack?lolsss..chai

PrettyClare7:
hahahahaha can't laugh now please it is late

lol ok good sense of humor.. I like you , we can be good frnds.. what do u tink?

PrettyClare7:
I just find the hypocrisy funny.

hi clare


Can I have a moment of your time please

sashishalom:



Can't stop laughing about this...crack?lolsss..chai

sup sashi

Girl it seem u like u
Me. Thank you
Girl but y u just showing up in my life at this
time
Me hmmmm. Don't tell me u ain't a virgin
Girl. *( crying)* "small na im remain u 4 meet
me a virgin."
Me. This happen when
Girl. 2009
Me. This is 2012, what on earth is " e raimain
Small"

Cutehector:
sup sashi

Sup

Girl it seems i like u
Me. Thank you
Girl but y u just showing up in my life at this
time
Me hmmmm. Don't tell me u ain't a virgin
Girl. *( crying)* "small na im remain u 4 meet
me a virgin."
Me. This happen when
Girl. 2009
Me. This is 2012, what on earth is " e raimain
Small"

Cutehector:
hi clare


Can I have a moment of your time please

a moment it will be because I am starting to doze

[quote author=Cutehector post=47516382]sup sashi [/quot

Am good,guess you are too...

MilesLamar:


lol ok good sense of humor.. I like you , we can be good frnds.. what do u tink?

very well. friends we are then.

PrettyClare7:
a moment it will be because I am starting to doze

alryt. I wish to solicit for ur vote for my friend falconey for mr nairaland.




Pleeeeeeeeeeeease clare. Pleeeeeeeease

PrettyClare7:
very well. friends we are then.

Ok Mamacita.. let's do the PM's ..

On a second thought, PM's can wait till tomorrow.. Good night my frnd

[quote author=sashishalom post=47516440][/quote]yes missy. I just wanted to seek for your vote for my friend who is contesting for mr nairaland.


I"ll so be glad if u say yes to that. His name is falconey

Cutehector:
alryt. I wish to solicit for ur vote for my friend falconey for mr nairaland.




Pleeeeeeeeeeeease clare.

OK. you will get it. can't find the ballot box though

PrettyClare7:
OK. you will get it.

thanks clare. I really appreciate. I hope u wouldn't mind tho. We all are sort of urm, we have dis group whatsapp chat thing, just to keep us abreast with the voting times and all.. i'll also b grateful if u accept to be among the whatsapp group. I promise you it will never be boring..


I"ll just follow u and u follow back so u can reply me thru mail with ur whatsapp addy.


Clare please.

Cutehector:
thanks clare. I really appreciate. I hope u wouldn't mind tho. We all are sort of urm, we have dis group whatsapp chat thing, just to keep us abreast with the voting times and all.. i'll also b grateful if u accept to be among the whatsapp group. I promise you it will never be boring..


I"ll just follow u and u follow back so u can reply me thru mail with ur whatsapp addy.


Clare please.

I will decline please. my exam will start Monday. I will not be disposed to participate. thanks for understanding.

She told me someone raped her..
But as the story went, it was like the dude forced himself on her while they were doing naughty stuff.

I was just like oh okay...so?

She then proposed no sex till marriage but we could also make out and do naughty stuff.

In my mind i'm like so we end up having sex and you'll say i raped you too?

hoookay..

PrettyClare7:
I will decline please. my exam will start Monday. I will not be disposed to participate. thanks for understanding.

alryt. Buh leme just have ur whatsapp addy just to have u in my contacts list. Won't add u up in the group until ur exams is over. I trust you'd be cool with it. I promise no distractions whatsoever

bae said she wz raped.....I knw say na lie buh I gotta believe

It's got to be the lady that said she was walking and suddenly she tripped and fell on her guy's e-rected preek.

... ... ... And i was like...

ikbnice:
this one really got me laffin. Her head no break, her arms and legs no break, na the leather wey seal her precious honeywell come break. chai! some lies wey gals dey tell dey smell ehn!

Guy na lie of the century be that. It got me rolling.

Told me she lost her's while her dad wz flogging her....

This land is not for sale