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Literature / Re: Nairalander, Prettyspicey Makes Okadabooks Top 10 Bestsellers Of The Week by PrettySpicey(f): 3:47pm On Oct 01, 2017
itsandi:
Congratulations Prettyspicey!
thank you
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by PrettySpicey(f): 12:38pm On May 14, 2017
tchidi:


Courtesy of Sisi Jemimah. She's a chef and makes great dishes. That's where the poster got the picture. kiss

Oh. Well, it looked like a well-prepared dish.
Food / Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by PrettySpicey(f): 1:46pm On May 13, 2017
tuncutie:
Yam pottage of lyf

I've always watched from my quiet distance but this your porridge killed me... lawd!

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Literature / Re: At His Funeral: A Flash Fiction by PrettySpicey(f): 8:18pm On Apr 27, 2017
queenitee:
You know have always thought you are a guy
Really? grin grin
Literature / Re: At His Funeral: A Flash Fiction by PrettySpicey(f): 8:08pm On Apr 27, 2017
AlamienDagash:
Wow TMDavidWest this is one among the immense flash fiction that i've ever read.
Great piece.
So i was thinking if you wouldnt mind and allow me to copy this tremendious story.
Thanks.

Thank you for the praise, AlamienDagash. I do mind though having my story copied. I prefer a formal request sent to my email. Should you be interested in doing that, then mail me: tmdavidwest@lifeandspices.com.

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Sports / Re: MTN, Super Sports TV, Big Church Foundation Support Kick Against Rape Football by PrettySpicey(f): 11:05am On Mar 27, 2017
Some of them need to stay longer on that field angry
Celebrities / Re: Terry G Shares Account Balance, Says He Is Feeling Broke by PrettySpicey(f): 8:46pm On Mar 17, 2017
wahles:
That date though, or is he frm d future?

bros, you will make a good detective
Literature / Re: Showcase Your Blog and Get More Comments And Followers by PrettySpicey(f): 7:03am On Mar 07, 2017
Amazing Fictions: http://lifeandspices.com/
Celebrities / Re: Letter To Tonto Dikeh From Passionate Fan, Makes Shocking Revelations by PrettySpicey(f): 9:22pm On Feb 11, 2017
This is not a fan. This is a creature with malice in his heart.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Pictured With Brandy by PrettySpicey(f): 12:25pm On Feb 11, 2017
Yikes, anything American colours up as "superior". Tiwa is more of a star than Brandy is... *rme*
Literature / Re: An Event That Happened Between A Fictional Character And Me by PrettySpicey(f): 11:34am On Feb 11, 2017
It was past midnight. I cast an absent glance at my phone's

24hour-set clock and breathed an impatient sigh. I needed to be in bed; but I needed to complete this chapter too. So...

My fingers swept across the keyboard with as much speed as I could make them -- which was no speed at all. I should have taken that damn speed-writing class serious!

The knock was brusque and I shot my head up. Christ Almighty! Was someone knocking on my PC screen?

It came again. Swift, loud and impatient.

No, it wasn't coming from the PC. "Darn it, TM, get a grip!" I muttered and scraped back my chair and marched to the door.

I pulled it open and stared, hugely irritated, at the girl... make that woman... No, young woman at my door. "Do you know what the time is?" I demanded, wondering why I'd opened the door at all. Could have been a robber. Could still be.

"After midnight, I should think." She retorted, nudged me out of the doorway and walked into the room.

I muttered something not polite under my breath and shut the door with a snap.

"Writing, are you?" She asked when I resumed my seat.

"Yes." I didn't bother to spare her a glance.

"Of course, that's what you do -- write." She perched a hip on my desk. "What are you writing?"

I slowly raised my head. She was slender -- quite slender. Dark, like ebony dark. Her hair was some kind of frisky, short style with tinges of red slashing through the pitch black weave. Her mouth was coated in red -- bright, sultry red and pursed as she stared back at me.

Love red much, don't you? I thought with a sneer, sweeping my glance over her maroon coloured designed-to-fit dress. Good thing you went black on the heeled sandals. But who wears heels after midnight?

"A story." I answered her question, moving my eyes to hold hers.

"A story." She repeated and the semblance of a smirk crossed her face. "Let me guess, a love story. Romance. That's what you write best, right?"

I didn't like the smirk. "I do other genres but Romance does take the lead. Why are you asking?"

She ignored question and peered at the PC screen. "So, whose love story are you weaving, writer?"

I definitely don't like her tone. Why the heck again did I let her in -- a total stranger?

"It is the story of Micah, Shadrach and Noah." My tone was crisp... and patronizing.

"Ha, Micah. I'm guessing that unisex name would belong to our leading lady, right?"

"It does." I should get rid of her.

"And... pray tell, and when did you meet this," she crooked her fingers, "Micah?"

"Not that it's any of your business," my patronizing tone amplified, "but she and I made contact in September."

"Last September?" She spluttered, springing to her feet. "Like 5 months ago September?"

I was thinking I liked her perfume, even though I didn't like her screeching indignantly and looking all astonished in my room.

"Yes, that September." I nonchalantly held her gaze.

"You met her in September and you're already writing her story?" She cussed, under her breath and explicitly. Not a word I'd ever write. "5 months and she gets her own story? Gets to become the heroine of her own love story?"

"Yes, 5 months and she gets that." Now, I've had enough. "Who are you again?"

"What?" She gave me a look like it was a stupid question. "Kike."

"Kike?" I arched my eyebrows.

"Kikelomo Adeyemo." She hissed.

I arched my brows even higher. Hadn't known that was possible until now.

"I don't believe this!" She ground out, stamped one heeled-foot. "Kike. Valerie's best friend? Un-Break My Heart?"

"Oh." My mind opened, captured, processed and recalled. "But... that can't be! I can't be talking... seeing... you are a character from a story for Christ's!"

"Mmm-hmm. A character in a story you wrote." She'd crossed her arms over her chest now and was smirking again. "A character you created. You created me and you forgot all about me."

"Forgot all about you?" I was still trying to convince myself not to abandon my PC and run for my dear life. "But... how? What did I do?"

"What did you do? Toss me out. Threw me into oblivion; buried in hip-deep promises," she swung her hip -- a pronounced one for one so slender -- to one side, "and eternal procrastinations."

"Right." I blinked, wondered if one nut had come loose in my head... again.

"It is not right, TM!" She... Well, I can say Kike now. Kike snapped. "You treated me shabbily. I was a good character. A damn good character. Heck! I put the zing in your Un-Break My Heart. People loved me. They wanted more of me -- the spice that made their reading an unforgettable experience. They asked for me, and you promised them a story." She jerked a finger at me. "You know when you wrote UBMH, TM?"

"Ah..." She is using acronyms like I do? Dang!

"2013! 2013, TM?" Kike snorted a derisive laugh. "And in 2014, you made the promise to write my love story after bringing the UBMH on board here. 2014, that's 3 years ago, TM. 3 years. Yet, Micah, only 5 months in the radar, is already getting her own story. That is so not cool, TM."

"Ah..."

"3 years and I've been waiting for my story." Kike cut off my stuttering. "3 years, I've been waiting to be made a heroine. Waiting to be upgraded from supporting character to heroine. Waiting to be the bride and not die a bridesmaid. Waiting -- and every year, you buried me deeper in promises and procrastinations. While you made Toni a heroine. Made Lara a heroine. Even made that money-lover Richelle a heroine too! And now, it's just-sprung-up-5-months-ago Micah. Hell no, TM! I want my story. I demand you write my story. You created me, so give me a better life!"

"Right." I nodded, breathed... blinked. "I will write your story, I promise..."

"Enough with the promises, just do it!" Kike snapped. "You know how old I am now? 31, TM. 31, since you put me out there in 2014. Do you know the kind of pressure out there when a girl's 31 and no man?"

"I will write your story. This year. No more procrastinations, I swear." Swearing was better than promising, right?

"You do that." Kike gave a snooty sniff. "But back date it. No way am I going to be older than 30 on my wedding day. You found Valerie her man on the day she turned 30 and I want the same."

But you're already 31. As a matter of fact, it is 32 since the story was dated in 2013."

"It's fiction, TM. You can do whatever you want." Her eyes sparkled menacingly. "Back date it. 30. The big three-oh and a man of my own. And I want a wedding. You gave Elizabeth and Amarachi a wedding scene, I want one."

"Ah... that could be too repetitive. I did an after-wedding scene for Samantha..."

"I don't care about Samantha, or the others. I want a wedding." She pinned unflinching eyes on me. "You make my wedding happen, get it?"

"Ah... yes." But, dang, she was bossy! Was that how I created her -- all fiery and bossy?

"Good. Third quarter of this year at the latest, TM. No longer."

"No longer." I absently acquiesced. Where did the full-length mirror she was primping in front of come from?

"Great. Super. Me likey." She grinned at her image, fluffed her hair. "So, what's with this Micah?"

"Micah." I tried to clear my head. "Um, she's actually got a 9 year old son and just got engaged to the man she is dating. But Shadrach, her son's father, comes back and she starts..."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Kike cut me off. "Save the long details for those eager to read it. I don't care to be bored by another's heroine's love tale. I got mine to dream about." She critically eyed her image. "Yeah, I'm all set. Going over to Valerie's. She's got a baby now..."

"Valerie has a baby?" The information surprised me.

"Yes, she does. A boy. You would know if you'd bothered about my story." She made a clucking noise with her tongue. "Anyway, I'm off. It's going to be green-eyes moments with Val and Nathan billing and cooing at each other. But I love my girl and I love Nate Phillips, so no hard feelings." Her mouth pursed. "What will be hardship is having to put up with that Duncan."

"You don't like Duncan?" My eyebrows shot up.

"Please." Kike scoffed. "He thinks he's all that. He's a yellow skin for heaven's sake! All about himself like I'd ever be interested in a sun-lit man." She clucked her tongue and sashayed to the door. "Get me a real man, TM. Tall, dark... and I'm talking ebony real African dark skin... and hot." With a dramatic wink, she swept through the door.

"Aha!" A scene opened before me.

Then multiple scenes. Possibilities. The things I could do. Oh yes...

"TM?"

I snapped open my eyes.

My PC's cursor blinked twice. "Continue my story." Micah's voice ordered. "I'm not giving up my turn for her. And the other Antoinette is waiting her turn too. So..." She let the words hang on that meaningful note.

I gaped at my PC. Christ, these characters were too bossy!

***

Um, @ JeffreyJames, ah... what was I going to tell you?

*Thinks*

Oh well, don't matter. I've got work. Kike... No, Micah... ah... *getting back to work*

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Celebrities / Re: Seun Omojola: "Stop Condemning Curvy Women" by PrettySpicey(f): 3:02am On Feb 09, 2017
How does this happen? There's no equity in distribution cry
Romance / Re: Lady Surprises Husband With Range Rover Evoque (Photos) by PrettySpicey(f): 2:57am On Feb 09, 2017
Interesting lady grin
Politics / Re: Stone Us If We Fail After 2 Years - APC Founding Member, Momoh (Throwback Pic) by PrettySpicey(f): 2:55am On Feb 09, 2017
I need the stone young David used on Goliath... shikena!
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Licked My Blood by PrettySpicey(f): 12:36pm On Feb 06, 2017
NO!
That is why we have cotton wool & hydrogen peroxide.
Literature / Re: Key To My Heart by PrettySpicey(f): 12:07pm On Feb 06, 2017
Chumzypinky:
sweetlungs, why havent you been updating again?
lol @ sweetlungs. Sweetkidney nko. lol.
Chumzy, the full story is right here o jaré. Come on board and enjoy yasef:
http://lifeandspices.com/index.php/2016/06/15/key-to-my-heart/
Literature / Re: Key To My Heart by PrettySpicey(f): 9:46pm On Feb 05, 2017
kababs:
Hi, Prettyspicey

Hope you're having a great day? My name is Yinka. I like your story.

Will you like to write for me and earn money? If you're interested, contact me @ signature.

I'm sincerely looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks

Well, I don't know about "writing for you", Kababs. But this is my gmail should you want to talk business: tmdavidwest@gmail.com.
Celebrities / Re: Mr Ibu's Wife & Her Daughter In A Matching Outfit by PrettySpicey(f): 8:42pm On Dec 21, 2016
If I tell una true... una no go believe me...
Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2016! [fill&tag] by PrettySpicey(f): 9:22pm On Dec 08, 2016
charijee:
Name:Chacha

Age:Young and old grin

Occupation:Does everything good

Are you single, dating or married :mind ya biz tongue

Those u like on Romance Section:JeffreyJamez bqlekan Cheriepet daveP Ishilove kinglekan lanicky Nickymezor Smellymouth STFUareyouGod BiafranBushBoy KingTom cherlene Dygeasy Danceville MizMyColi dechandel Beennkumar(grandpa) AfricanApple repogirl Cutezt SalomonKane prettythicksme lezz TheSonOfMark tosyne2much Maxiii.....the list is endless

Those u dislike on Romance sectionUnrepentant trolls

Those u find annoyingUnrepentant trolls

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say)bqlekan JeffreyJamez HungerBad naijaboiy Ishilove kinglekan Sexxkillz prettythicksme

Those you follow and wish follows you backThey all follow me

Why do you follow the people you followThey make my day grin

NLer that has sent u the most PMs[/b][b]Aproko mind ya biz grin

How many PMs do you get on average in a day.Jamb kweshion cheesy

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quotingUnrepentant trolls

Which Romancelander is fake.The fakees know themselves cheesy

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't dateMogbe! Kweshion! grin

Romancelander you can date or have a crush onMy honeybear kiss

why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her)His personality grin

Your favorite Romancelander(s)The ones I like kiss

Your favorite modMynd44 (Don't ask me why)

Funniest Romancelander(s)Smellymouth KingTom adaksbullet Mrcork

Romancelander/NLer with the best threadsexplorers

Romancelander(s) diary you stalkNone

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why?Still thinking [/i]]

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours.Is there any? grin

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real lifeMrcork grin

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date).Your aproko too much abeg cheesy

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real lifeJeffreyJamez bqlekan lanicky Cheriepet Beennkumar ...not met them though

NLer(S) you consider smartPrettyspicey JeffreyJamez bqlekan Ishilove lezznjr 5minsmadness

NL member that tries too hard.bbmpin

NLer(s) you find intriguingA whole lot

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other.No longer a secret if I told you tongue

Who do u often agree withJeffreyJamez

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex)Iamkingzlee

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex)

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy Smellymouth

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious).bbmpin

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebagmisspicy


My hand cry cry

I just want to say this interview is so true. Lmao. Many thanks, Chari

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Romance / Re: Traditional Marriage Of 20-Year-Old Man And 40-Year-Old Bride (Photo) by PrettySpicey(f): 3:16pm On Dec 06, 2016
Mba! The mother of this boy didn't pray enough.
There's "age is not a barrier", there's "mind-control" and there's "gigolo".
Romance / Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by PrettySpicey(f): 3:06pm On Dec 06, 2016
JeffreyJamez:

I'm tall but not huge lol
All right... thanks for completing the confusing session of my day... bye now

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Romance / Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by PrettySpicey(f): 9:21am On Dec 06, 2016
JeffreyJamez:

Lol Hibernating? Am I a Cyborg?
Maybe a bear... dunno.
Romance / Re: How To Get A Husband On Uber by PrettySpicey(f): 8:39am On Dec 06, 2016
JeffreyJamez:
Look down on Uber drivers at your own peril grin.. Those guys are balling!... ..but then again, no be all of them get the motor

Ah, nothing was wrong. Just hibernating. My mistake.
*yanks foot out of mouth*
Family / Re: I Am Not Satisfied With Food, Money Without Sex – Wife by PrettySpicey(f): 5:44pm On Dec 03, 2016
steppin:

They're being realistic. If you order them to pay more than that, they will end up not paying at all.
In fact, most of them don't even pay the little they're supposed to pay. If the woman takes it to court, the man disappears forever and the woman ends up with nothing.

And how's that not going to happen when we live in a country that only makes laws but can execute none?
Family / Re: I Am Not Satisfied With Food, Money Without Sex – Wife by PrettySpicey(f): 9:44pm On Dec 02, 2016
The ridiculous amount of money these magistrates order for children's monthly welfare is baffling.

#6000 for 2 kids? Are we in 2016 or 1996

Mtcheew!
Religion / Re: Catholic Archbishop Of Kampala Warns Women To Stop Beating Their Husbands by PrettySpicey(f): 6:55pm On Dec 01, 2016
ikp120:


Lolzzz... All these Ibo babes wink... I can fear Ibo girls eh because of the extensive capital required to marry them gringrin wink. I hope your people won't charge me much? wink

as our people sai: beta soup na beta money kill am. Lol
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Before & After Bleaching For Maje Ayida by PrettySpicey(f): 6:21pm On Dec 01, 2016
It's an ongoing process
Religion / Re: Catholic Archbishop Of Kampala Warns Women To Stop Beating Their Husbands by PrettySpicey(f): 6:15pm On Dec 01, 2016
ikp120:
Odi egwu! Uwa choro ikpu! wink
Eziokwu. Lol
Education / Re: Rector Of Federal Polytechnic, Ekowe Dies During Sex With Teenager by PrettySpicey(f): 10:26am On Nov 30, 2016
Good.
Celebrities / Re: Shatta Wale, Flaunts His $1m Home by PrettySpicey(f): 12:27pm On Nov 14, 2016
Na MTN help am construct the mansion? grin
Health / Re: I Lost My Friend To Chronic Kidney Disease, His Last Whatsapp Chat With Me by PrettySpicey(f): 12:20pm On Nov 14, 2016
May his soul rest in perfect peace. Amen.
Webmasters / Re: Which Is The Best Online Payment Gateway In Nigeria? by PrettySpicey(f): 3:09pm On Oct 26, 2016
Astutechris:


Yes they do and you also need to have a corporate bank account before you can do business with them.
They don't seems to be friendly to small businesses.

Thank you

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