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Bholutife18: yaaay! I survived today somehow. How are you all doing roomies? And please anyone heard from tmx?

Ayam faine.... you live in this house?

Do you love romance stories? if so join ya roomies here

https://www.nairaland.com/1823316/take-me-love-story

you'll be glad you did

MzPreshie: Lol... Two new wives at the same time? No dear, you gotta pick one. I don't share my property with anyone, much less my wanna-be hussy. And about being loaded for your groom price, hmmm *lips sealed*

KelvinGraphics the way this girl say 'lips sealed' makes it quite clear she can't afford you...

and I need to buy a new jet for my around-the-world trips.... that small change wey 3Dimension settle me for ya sister CP don dey finish... .

Chai! I need worthy in-laws o

3Dimension: finally!! Approved by my mother-in-law.

How are u mummyp how has been ur day

After that settlement of course you are my ABLE in-law, hehehe

KelvinGraphics: Kuz i had that their Job here is to introduce new wife's verbally here to U. Xo iam just charging them to perform dia duty.
As 4 old wife, have U 4gotten my first wife Claireshan? D one dat couldnt pay my groom price dat U asked me to drop?? Although we werent married then bt she has been my companion since then but now that i have seen my missing ribs MzPreshie and Redgem iam ready to settle down with them both and d good thing is that *whispers to her, they are loaded, xo my groom price wont be sumthing to worry about @all*

I remember her now... and she had a snooty remark about my asking Kayjuu to do a background check on her then too... Hmmm

But why you got two missing ribs? you some kinda extraterrestrial specie? lol

frankben: is there any wrong in admiring someone?

you call that admiring

Cheriepet: Big mama i dey hail u o! hope u are doing well?

I'm doing great sweetie, missing you guys

how's our 3D?

KelvinGraphics: Sumbody is hungry here o.
Mama, gud evening to U o. Has KP or DaveP shown U ma pretty wife ni??

why does it have to be KP or daveP who'll show me your new wife?... and did you have an old one

daveP: surely i would! Thanks

daveP can you explain to me why you have plates of yummy looking dishes as ur profile pix pls?

JeffreyJamez: But only a few are born that way

I know *being a born leader meself*

frankben: *holds her voluptous body*

yes i'm the one talking... Any problm with that?

*draws close to kiss her forehead*

did JJ see this

daveP: am good,how is everything going? Ave started my story, need encouragement...ma signature.....

ok bro, I'll check it out... though I don't see you on my own story thread....

https://www.nairaland.com/1823316/take-me-love-story

be there

JeffreyJamez: Hahahahaha indeed

no need to be shy... we all wanna be leader of the pack

daveP: sure u will!
Wow Pretty! PrettySpice!! PrettySpicey!! (hailing) how u doing? We miss u here o!

Hiya daveP, I've been missing the homestead too.... how you doing, my brother?

JeffreyJamez: Reason being?

you wanna be king

MzPreshie: Hi, good day ma'am. I've been looking around for your Take Me As I Am. Started it yet?

Hi MzPreshie, I've started Take me as I am... see it here

https://www.nairaland.com/1823316/take-me-love-story

enjoy, lol

JeffreyJamez: First blunder!!!

Jealousy

Profound words Jeffrey Jamez ....but interesting read.

But I beg to disagree... to agree is to say that I'm not pretty because we both I'm brainy, witty and a lil nerdy

But on a serious note, when one considers one's physical look as the mojo, one tends to become way too shallow.

Unbelievable what hits the Front Page these days

Every issue or non-issue is a thread now and they all make the Front page too... God punish hackers o!

only in Nigeria will this be a subject for discussion.... I swear